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2013-01-18 11:04:33 AM  

mytdawg: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

I'm telling you...

Had to get married to have sex.

Both times.


you got married twice?
 
2013-01-18 11:04:44 AM  

drongozone: Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.


Here ya go

cdn.cnwimg.com
 
2013-01-18 11:05:46 AM  
Seriously wonder why these stories are so common in this day and age...

sexual liberation of women, yet scared of a real relationship?

Kawk whores?

Power and control?

Terrible in bed so they want someone that doesn't know any better?

Want a workplace relationship?

horny and surrounded by young males full of stamina and testosterone?

It just seems that we see a story like this weekly if not daily.
 
2013-01-18 11:05:52 AM  

iggyskuz: mytdawg: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

I'm telling you...

Had to get married to have sex.

Both times.

you got married twice?


Yeah but I got robbed. I didn't get the sex the second time. I think she was just in it for the buffet. Bait and switch.
 
2013-01-18 11:06:20 AM  
I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me

I'm gonna eat that girl out... I'm gonna bang that girl senseless... I'm going to go Klingon on her ass...

None of those things means violence. It means she's really horny and wants you... bad. To which you should agree to. At any point, you can turn her in. Ride that spitfire until she really does go off the deep end, then turn her in. More then likely, she will tire of you and you will have a great story to tell for the rest of your life.

So another question. When she sent two pictures of her breasts, was it one breast per picture or did she take pictures containing two breasts at different angles. These are the questions that keep me up at night.
 
2013-01-18 11:06:55 AM  
Ok, the weird lap-sitting turn this thread has taken is ruining the fun.
 
2013-01-18 11:07:03 AM  

Mugato: People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.


You can have gender equality or you can have gender equality. You can't have both.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:05 AM  
A woman who is that attractive and goes for a teenager? Why? There are so many more men, like myself, who are a little older than her and would give her a lot more than a teenager knows how.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:13 AM  
Er... double standards or gender equality rather.
 
2013-01-18 11:09:13 AM  

mytdawg: iggyskuz: mytdawg: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

I'm telling you...

Had to get married to have sex.

Both times.

you got married twice?

Yeah but I got robbed. I didn't get the sex the second time. I think she was just in it for the buffet. Bait and switch.


Man that sucks. You know the old saying " Third time they get the dog" ... something a long those lines.
 
2013-01-18 11:09:26 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com Maybe he really DID want to... But not with her?
 
2013-01-18 11:09:45 AM  
This kid will be kicking his own ass in a few years. If anything he should have just cut it off and shut his mouth now he got her in trouble and he looks like an idiot.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 11:10:37 AM  
Hey KID

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

//angry
 
2013-01-18 11:11:38 AM  

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x130] Maybe he really DID want to... But not with her?


Excellent...
 
2013-01-18 11:12:34 AM  

WhyKnot: Seriously wonder why these stories are so common in this day and age...

sexual liberation of women, yet scared of a real relationship?

Kawk whores?

Power and control?

Terrible in bed so they want someone that doesn't know any better?

Want a workplace relationship?

horny and surrounded by young males full of stamina and testosterone?

It just seems that we see a story like this weekly if not daily.


Just thought of another one...

Attention...a real man is going to have a job, friends, etc., meaning she will get attention, but not his complete attention. A teen on the other hand...show him some attention, a boob, better yet, give him sex...he will put the female on a pedestal and not leave her alone.
 
2013-01-18 11:13:06 AM  

GoodyearPimp: She is expected to be sentenced Feb. 26 to three years probation.

I think that's fair. Because a 33 year old man attempting (unsuccessfully) to coerce a 16 year old girl gets thrown in the general prison population and raped for the rest of his life.


Yep. Imagine if a man had gone to a teen girls house, saying "Is this what you want?" while forcefully undressing her.

Either this crime should carry a 15 year prison sentence or it should carry three years probation. It shouldn't be both based on a feminist double standard.
 
2013-01-18 11:13:17 AM  
I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life.
 
2013-01-18 11:13:54 AM  

zedster: AbbeySomeone: NumberFiveIsAlive: AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.

Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.

These kids were young. 12 maybe. Sexual association never occured to me.

12? that's a bit old

When I was working at a summer camp I had 8-10 year olds, I had to tell my CIT to stop letting any sit on his lap because:
A) Nice guy but legally bad idea
B) One lap, 8 campers, all want attention

/CYA people, CYA


Different times. I quit volunteering in  2000.
 
2013-01-18 11:14:26 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


Thats what I got from this. It sounds to me like he was trolling her irl. Also she didnt send bie until he sent he a dick pic.

That said its pretty stupid to try to fark with a 16 yo.
 
2013-01-18 11:15:32 AM  

blatz514: drongozone: Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.

Here ya go

[cdn.cnwimg.com image 850x1133]


Ha, thanks for nuthin' ya crumbum.

/I laughed out loud.
 
2013-01-18 11:15:33 AM  
I actually kind of want to give this kid the benefit of the doubt. I mean, haven't you guys ever been attracted to a woman up until the point where she does something so completely unbalanced and insane that you think, "Holy shiat, if I let this girl anywhere near my genitals, I'm in very real danger of losing them."

The fact that she was showing up at his house is prima facie evidence that she's nuts, she was using violent terminology to describe how badly she wanted him, and for all we know she was giving off inumerable other nonverbal signals that she wanted to lock him in the basement and carve the names of their future children on his torso. I'll obviously admit that even the possibility of sex still causes me to make some very bad decisions, but there is a point where my brain can take back over and kill the mood, if literal death or castration are starting to look like real possibilities.
 
2013-01-18 11:16:45 AM  

spentmiles: I hate when horny women want sex so bad that they tug at my sweatpants. These shiats are Guess, not some Faded Glory bullshiat. You want sex with me, then you do it right. I lay on my back while you lift my legs up and then pull from the ankle cuffs. And don't fark with my socks either! Those shiats stay on unless I'm masturbating, then go get me another pair. Oh, and when you have my sweatpants, treat them with a little respect. One little thread pull and that whole shiat can unravel, just like my love for you, biatch.


lol "shiats"

I'm crying over here.
 
2013-01-18 11:17:46 AM  
I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.
 
2013-01-18 11:18:18 AM  
Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".
 
2013-01-18 11:18:20 AM  

rev. dave: A woman who is that attractive and goes for a teenager? Why? There are so many more men, like myself, who are a little older than her and would give her a lot more than a teenager knows how.


This is what is known as a red flag. Subby is welcome to her.
 
2013-01-18 11:18:58 AM  

TwistedFark: JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.

Yeah I was thinking that too... they didn't actually have sex. Surely it's not kosher for her to send pictures of her sweater puppies to a minor and she can be busted on that, but... statuatory rape? Don't think so.

In any case, her career is pretty much over. Also, her fiancee if he has half a brain will dump her. The whole thing seems pretty sad and desperate to me, but whatevs.


Meh - I'd still marry her...

She's plenty good looking. Maybe just needs counseling, maybe fiance wasn't interested in sex.

Who knows?
 
2013-01-18 11:20:39 AM  

Vodka Zombie: xiola: I blame all the hormones they put in milk these days.

/my lawn, off it

Genius!

This is going to be my go to answer from now on.  I think, if I unload this in the proper circles, we could ramp this up to chem-trail levels.  Then, you and I?  We sit back and laugh.


I explained the Estrogen In Milk Theory of Homosexuality Proliferation (we need a catchier acronym, folks; help me out) to my sister in such a plausible way that she thought I was serious, and started to agree with me. Then I started laughing and she snapped out of it. You can take this one much farther than chemtrails.
 
2013-01-18 11:22:04 AM  
Man is that kid ever going to live the rest of his adult life regretting that. Especially once he's older, like 35+.
 
2013-01-18 11:22:14 AM  

busy chillin': I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.


welcome to fark?
 
2013-01-18 11:23:03 AM  
farking whippersnappers can't do anything right these days
 
2013-01-18 11:24:36 AM  

hinten: Attempted rape is funny.


Someone sounds like they need to get laid.
 
2013-01-18 11:25:31 AM  
This far in and I'm the first?

twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-01-18 11:26:14 AM  

Truther: TwistedFark: JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.

Yeah I was thinking that too... they didn't actually have sex. Surely it's not kosher for her to send pictures of her sweater puppies to a minor and she can be busted on that, but... statuatory rape? Don't think so.

In any case, her career is pretty much over. Also, her fiancee if he has half a brain will dump her. The whole thing seems pretty sad and desperate to me, but whatevs.

Meh - I'd still marry her...

She's plenty good looking. Maybe just needs counseling, maybe fiance wasn't interested in sex.

Who knows?


Marry her? No. "Date" her? Sure.
 
2013-01-18 11:26:22 AM  

Mugato: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

So how's that homosexuality working out for you?


NTTAWWT!
 
2013-01-18 11:27:00 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.



i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-18 11:27:20 AM  

JesusJuice: Er... double standards or gender equality rather.


You should not have corrected yourself.
 
2013-01-18 11:28:35 AM  

trappedspirit: rev. dave: A woman who is that attractive and goes for a teenager? Why? There are so many more men, like myself, who are a little older than her and would give her a lot more than a teenager knows how.

This is what is known as a red flag. Subby is welcome to her.


I know, but I seem to be most attracted to the crazy ones. Kind of like playing with fire or bull riding.
 
2013-01-18 11:28:54 AM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

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2013-01-18 11:30:47 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".


I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.
 
2013-01-18 11:31:46 AM  

JesusJuice: Mugato: People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.

You can have gender equality or you can have gender equality. You can't have both.


There's really no use in trying to explain it to you.
 
2013-01-18 11:32:28 AM  

Carn: busy chillin': I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.

welcome to fark?


Been here for years...I guess I just feel bad for the kid.
 
2013-01-18 11:32:51 AM  
No dumbass tag for the teen?
 
2013-01-18 11:34:29 AM  
Male jail bait. Wow. Kids these days are just idiots.
 
2013-01-18 11:34:59 AM  
i7.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 11:37:09 AM  

Wangiss: ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".

I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.


Yeah, and when that happens, the "enlightened" people on fark come in and get white hot outraged. We have one comment about how the victim deserved it, and 500 posts about how horrible and "republican" that person is for saying that. You know this is true,. The double standard is - where are all those people now? Yes, I'm calling out the people who are not posting in this thread as much as the people who are.
 
2013-01-18 11:37:32 AM  

rev. dave: trappedspirit: rev. dave: A woman who is that attractive and goes for a teenager? Why? There are so many more men, like myself, who are a little older than her and would give her a lot more than a teenager knows how.

This is what is known as a red flag. Subby is welcome to her.

I know, but I seem to be most attracted to the crazy ones. Kind of like playing with fire or bull riding.


If you can stay on for 8 seconds you win.
 
2013-01-18 11:37:34 AM  

Sail The Wide Accountancy: "I told her I wasn't sure if I wanted to but she kept asking. She said she was going to come to my house right then. I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me. She told me she would not hurt me but I felt the situation was getting out of hand."

Did nobody else go to the second page? The Slaughtering part gives me some pause. The woman might have been WAY crazier than we know. Kid might have been interested at first but genuinely felt unsafe.


Welcome to women, kid.
 
2013-01-18 11:38:30 AM  
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

You are a disgrace to men everywhere.
 
2013-01-18 11:38:34 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd Dewey decimal her system, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


Please be more specific. I not sure I follow.
 
2013-01-18 11:38:45 AM  

drongozone: blatz514: drongozone: Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.

Here ya go

[cdn.cnwimg.com image 850x1133]

Ha, thanks for nuthin' ya crumbum.

/I laughed out loud.


I'll redeem myself

vagabondsaint.files.wordpress.com
 
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