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2013-01-18 10:29:59 AM  

angry_scientist: go all the way through her card catalog,


That reminds me of an older time before the computers when you'd have the 3-foot-long drawer full of the cards. You pull it open, you hunch over the long column and with both hands fingering furiously, flipping rapidly through the cards one-by-one, you worked and worked your way to the end of the section.
 
2013-01-18 10:30:58 AM  

KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother. somehow i saw how the pleasure i treasured would disappear in a poof were i to speak a word so i kept my big mouth shut and gave thanks and praise to God Almighty for the bounty he had bestowed upon me.

/another boy insisted on telling of his own similar experience in their bedrooms and my girlfriends weight lifting brother beat the tar out of him every time he saw the lad


I am honored just to be authorized to reply to a man of such record. You are a king.
 
2013-01-18 10:31:03 AM  
Asymmetrical face indicates serious mental problems on her part.
 
2013-01-18 10:33:10 AM  
Girls have cooties. Good job kid.
 
2013-01-18 10:33:19 AM  
People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.
 
2013-01-18 10:33:41 AM  

hinten: Attempted rape is funny.


Except when countries and organizations (WHO and until recently the freaking FBI) define rape as penetrative in nature. Ergo, women are incapable of raping men unless they sodomize them. (Which is BS)
 
2013-01-18 10:33:53 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

[images.digitalspy.co.uk image 550x460]

I guess this would have played out differently.


mybroadband.co.za
 
2013-01-18 10:34:49 AM  

KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother.


I'm having difficulty imagining how that might play out. I mean, you have a young, lovely sex partner whom you say "rode" you, I think I'll need more details to understand that phrase. And her mother, huge-breasted and divorced, the young woman brought her into your bed? How did that work out? I mean, you'd engage them both? In sequence? Would it be one on one day, then another? Please, I'm having enough difficulty making sense of the librarian story and now you offer this nugget to intrigue yet confound us. Tell.

Tell.
 
2013-01-18 10:34:58 AM  
I know who's waiting for him to get back to school:

www.palimpalem.com
 
2013-01-18 10:36:03 AM  

sid244: you are semi descent,


That's what she never told me
 
2013-01-18 10:36:59 AM  

KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother. somehow i saw how the pleasure i treasured would disappear in a poof were i to speak a word so i kept my big mouth shut and gave thanks and praise to God Almighty for the bounty he had bestowed upon me.

/another boy insisted on telling of his own similar experience in their bedrooms and my girlfriends weight lifting brother beat the tar out of him every time he saw the lad


The girl shared her boyfriends with her mom? I'm sure she didn't end up with any psychological issues there.
 
2013-01-18 10:39:12 AM  
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

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NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-18 10:39:14 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.

Who's to say it isn't both?  And honestly - if a kid started flirting with me, I'd shut that shiat down immediately.  He'd get a look so cold and a talking to so stern, it'd make his balls pull back out of fear.  And then I'd document the shiat out of it.

That librarian is completely to blame for being a kidd-diddler.  But teenagers are farking evil, and they're batshiat insane, too.

I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.


You let a 16 year old sit on your lap? Why would the parents come and get them? Why didn't they just drive themselves home?

apple/orange
 
2013-01-18 10:40:25 AM  
If, at sixteen years old, some hot, okay, human woman, pushed me down on the bed and pulled my sweat pants down, my body's natural defenses would have kicked in. She would have immediately been sprayed with my DNA making a conviction a slam dunk. In fact, police would have a pretty good outline of the perp on the wall behind her. Plus, she'd have to wait at least five minutes before she could rape me.

ahh youth. Wasted on the stupid.
 
2013-01-18 10:40:49 AM  

AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.


Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.
 
2013-01-18 10:41:06 AM  
i'd do her decimal code AND thumb thru her 'card catalog' ... ifyaknowwhatimsayin

/and i think you do
 
2013-01-18 10:41:42 AM  
*shakes fist at boyvoyeur*
 
2013-01-18 10:42:33 AM  
If she was a man, she'd get ten years and registered.
 
2013-01-18 10:43:44 AM  
I'd collate her periodicals.
 
2013-01-18 10:45:03 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother.

I'm having difficulty imagining how that might play out. I mean, you have a young, lovely sex partner whom you say "rode" you, I think I'll need more details to understand that phrase. And her mother, huge-breasted and divorced, the young woman brought her into your bed? How did that work out? I mean, you'd engage them both? In sequence? Would it be one on one day, then another? Please, I'm having enough difficulty making sense of the librarian story and now you offer this nugget to intrigue yet confound us. Tell.

Tell.


Damn, AJF how long were you in for?
j/k
 
2013-01-18 10:46:00 AM  
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2013-01-18 10:46:51 AM  

hinten: Attempted rape is funny.


And rape is attempted funny.
 
2013-01-18 10:47:24 AM  
I hate when horny women want sex so bad that they tug at my sweatpants. These shiats are Guess, not some Faded Glory bullshiat. You want sex with me, then you do it right. I lay on my back while you lift my legs up and then pull from the ankle cuffs. And don't fark with my socks either! Those shiats stay on unless I'm masturbating, then go get me another pair. Oh, and when you have my sweatpants, treat them with a little respect. One little thread pull and that whole shiat can unravel, just like my love for you, biatch.
 
2013-01-18 10:48:44 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

This will be my new band name
 
2013-01-18 10:52:28 AM  

NumberFiveIsAlive: AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.

Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.


These kids were young. 12 maybe. Sexual association never occured to me.
 
2013-01-18 10:52:59 AM  
Ahhh, youth is wasted on the young.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:15 AM  

blottoman: Damn, AJF how long were you in for?


Shhh, I'm hoping to lure him into telling a lusty and salacious tale of sexual debauchery. Of course I can imagine it, but his tale would be entertainment for all and sundry.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:35 AM  

xiola: I blame all the hormones they put in milk these days.

/my lawn, off it


Genius!

This is going to be my go to answer from now on.  I think, if I unload this in the proper circles, we could ramp this up to chem-trail levels.  Then, you and I?  We sit back and laugh.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:45 AM  
Anton will not be required to register as a sex offender.

Am I the only one who thinks that if the genders were reversed the librarian would be required to register as a sex offender?
 
2013-01-18 10:55:10 AM  

Pincy: Anton will not be required to register as a sex offender.

Am I the only one who thinks that if the genders were reversed the librarian would be required to register as a sex offender?


No, no you're not.
 
2013-01-18 10:55:40 AM  
Weeks later she sent him "two pictures of her breasts" after he sent her a photograph of a penis that he downloaded from the Internet, he said in the statement.

The kid thought he had two choices at this point, after getting her all worked up over his internet penis.

Admit to her he has a tiny penis.

Go to cops.

Bad choice, boy.
 
2013-01-18 10:55:59 AM  

JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.


I suppose in your opinion slapping someone lightly on the cheek with your cock is just a way of expressing that desire.
 
2013-01-18 10:56:01 AM  
Dear Penthouse,

You're never going to believe this but uh, I couldn't go through with it.

If that were me at 16 they would have had to use the jaws of life to get me off that. Horny is greater than skeert.
 
2013-01-18 10:56:49 AM  

Grandemadaca: sid244: Bonus, if you are semi descent,

[img32.imageshack.us image 450x600]


Well done, sir.

/hangs head in shame while leaving
 
2013-01-18 10:57:13 AM  
I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(
 
2013-01-18 10:57:45 AM  

madgonad: jehovahs witness protection: AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

It's a trap.

Yep. He is either deliberately trying to ruin the woman's life, or is being manipulated by his parents.


She ruined her own life when she chose to be a lurid slut. Hope she enjoys being homeless.
 
2013-01-18 10:57:58 AM  

AbbeySomeone: NumberFiveIsAlive: AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.

Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.

These kids were young. 12 maybe. Sexual association never occured to me.


*Whooosh*..

/I actually was thinking you were talking of 6-8 year olds
//Most 10 and older wouldn't be caught dead on someone's lap
 
2013-01-18 10:57:59 AM  

GoodyearPimp: She is expected to be sentenced Feb. 26 to three years probation.

I think that's fair. Because a 33 year old man attempting (unsuccessfully) to coerce a 16 year old girl gets thrown in the general prison population and raped for the rest of his life.


This.
 
2013-01-18 10:58:42 AM  
Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.
 
2013-01-18 10:58:48 AM  

trappedspirit: JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.

I suppose in your opinion slapping someone lightly on the cheek with your cock is just a way of expressing that desire.


Unless you got a better idea...
 
2013-01-18 10:58:54 AM  
somewhere, deep down, his dad is really disappointed.
 
2013-01-18 10:59:10 AM  

miscreant: The girl shared her boyfriends with her mom? I'm sure she didn't end up with any psychological issues there.


Double Bonus: I personally knew a kid in my HS class (small class, private prep HS) who would get invited over to a girl's house (the girl was also in our class), do a bunch of coke with the girl and her mom, and fark them both.

I have no reason to doubt this story for two reasons:

1. The kid has hospitalized with kidney failure after a youth crammed with drug use at age 26
2. He was the only black kid in our class (not the "black kids do drugs" angle, the "forbidden fruit to a lonely upper-middle-class housewife" angle.)

/I also may have gone skiiing with him once or twice
 
2013-01-18 10:59:11 AM  
How is this not a naughty librarian thread?!?!

laughingsquid.com
 
2013-01-18 10:59:28 AM  
Not only Gay, but also a liar

/a Gaar? Liay?
 
2013-01-18 10:59:34 AM  

spentmiles: I hate when horny women want sex so bad that they tug at my sweatpants. These shiats are Guess, not some Faded Glory bullshiat. You want sex with me, then you do it right. I lay on my back while you lift my legs up and then pull from the ankle cuffs. And don't fark with my socks either! Those shiats stay on unless I'm masturbating, then go get me another pair. Oh, and when you have my sweatpants, treat them with a little respect. One little thread pull and that whole shiat can unravel, just like my love for you, biatch.


+16. well done.
 
2013-01-18 11:00:18 AM  
After months of teasing, a New Rochelle High School librarian allegedly showed up at a 16-year-old student's home in April, pushed him onto his bed and asked "is this what you want?" as she started to pull down his sweatpants."I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

/Know how i know you're a homo?
 
2013-01-18 11:00:41 AM  

btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(


I'm telling you...

Had to get married to have sex.

Both times.
 
2013-01-18 11:00:56 AM  

AbbeySomeone: NumberFiveIsAlive: AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.

Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.

These kids were young. 12 maybe. Sexual association never occured to me.


12? that's a bit old

When I was working at a summer camp I had 8-10 year olds, I had to tell my CIT to stop letting any sit on his lap because:
A) Nice guy but legally bad idea
B) One lap, 8 campers, all want attention

/CYA people, CYA
 
2013-01-18 11:03:08 AM  
I'd Dewey decimal her system, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-01-18 11:03:48 AM  
It's the Journal News, maybe she was looking for a gun and didn't find one?

Why else would a 16 year old call the cops? Either she laughed at his small dick, or he's gay. Maybe both.
 
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