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2013-01-18 07:58:39 AM
Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really
 
2013-01-18 08:15:13 AM

finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really


FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."


I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really
 
2013-01-18 08:43:40 AM
Penal codes.
 
2013-01-18 08:54:24 AM
Attempted rape is funny.
 
2013-01-18 09:13:07 AM
He got into her car for almost a half-hour

Was the door hinge too tight or something?
 
2013-01-18 09:28:56 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really


Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.
 
2013-01-18 09:30:32 AM

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


It's a trap.
 
2013-01-18 09:41:05 AM

jehovahs witness protection: It's a trap.


Useless without pic.

i1214.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 09:42:40 AM

AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.
 
2013-01-18 09:47:23 AM
NEW ROCHELLE

www.festology.com
 
2013-01-18 09:53:10 AM

kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.


Who's to say it isn't both?  And honestly - if a kid started flirting with me, I'd shut that shiat down immediately.  He'd get a look so cold and a talking to so stern, it'd make his balls pull back out of fear.  And then I'd document the shiat out of it.

That librarian is completely to blame for being a kidd-diddler.  But teenagers are farking evil, and they're batshiat insane, too.
 
2013-01-18 09:55:01 AM
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

So how's that homosexuality working out for you?
 
2013-01-18 10:01:02 AM

hinten: Attempted rape is funny.


It doesn't appear to be a legitimate rape. Why? Because her body didn't shut it down.
 
2013-01-18 10:01:19 AM
"I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

cache.gawker.com
 
2013-01-18 10:03:27 AM
She is expected to be sentenced Feb. 26 to three years probation.

I think that's fair. Because a 33 year old man attempting (unsuccessfully) to coerce a 16 year old girl gets thrown in the general prison population and raped for the rest of his life.
 
2013-01-18 10:03:39 AM
He's either gay or extremely stupid.
 
2013-01-18 10:04:03 AM
came here to call the kid a homosexual, I see my work is already done.
 
2013-01-18 10:04:04 AM
The kid must've previously learned that you just don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-01-18 10:05:13 AM

mantic: The kid must've previously learned that you just don't stick your dick in crazy.


This is an important life lesson, which unfortunately you can only learn by actually doing it first.
 
2013-01-18 10:06:05 AM
I keep alight a small hope, that for every small-town boy that turns in his teacher for something like this, that there are five more pumping away for all they are worth.
 
2013-01-18 10:08:27 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.

Who's to say it isn't both?  And honestly - if a kid started flirting with me, I'd shut that shiat down immediately.  He'd get a look so cold and a talking to so stern, it'd make his balls pull back out of fear.  And then I'd document the shiat out of it.

That librarian is completely to blame for being a kidd-diddler.  But teenagers are farking evil, and they're batshiat insane, too.


I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.
 
2013-01-18 10:08:51 AM

jehovahs witness protection: AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

It's a trap.


Yep. He is either deliberately trying to ruin the woman's life, or is being manipulated by his parents.
 
2013-01-18 10:09:53 AM

GoodyearPimp: She is expected to be sentenced Feb. 26 to three years probation.

I think that's fair. Because a 33 year old man attempting (unsuccessfully) to coerce a 16 year old girl gets thrown in the general prison population and raped for the rest of his life.


True dat.
 
2013-01-18 10:10:45 AM
I love how this is paired with the sponsored link "13 things your child's teacher won't tell you."  Hilarious.
 
2013-01-18 10:12:13 AM
You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.
 
2013-01-18 10:13:27 AM
hmm..

www.newrochelletalk.com
 
2013-01-18 10:13:48 AM
Kid sounds like a bit of a gash-tease.
 
2013-01-18 10:14:12 AM
 
2013-01-18 10:14:40 AM
Moderately alright looking librarian attempts to boink teenager

And i understand it was a sworn statement, so there's no verbal coaching, whatsoever

/the surprising thing to me us that the teen rejected get
//surprising and suspicious
 
2013-01-18 10:15:21 AM

JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.


Yeah I was thinking that too... they didn't actually have sex. Surely it's not kosher for her to send pictures of her sweater puppies to a minor and she can be busted on that, but... statuatory rape? Don't think so.

In any case, her career is pretty much over. Also, her fiancee if he has half a brain will dump her. The whole thing seems pretty sad and desperate to me, but whatevs.
 
2013-01-18 10:15:37 AM

zedster: hmm..

[www.newrochelletalk.com image 455x455]


Yarrrr, I wonder why the teen didn't want to plunder that booty.
 
2013-01-18 10:15:52 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.

Who's to say it isn't both?  And honestly - if a kid started flirting with me, I'd shut that shiat down immediately.  He'd get a look so cold and a talking to so stern, it'd make his balls pull back out of fear.  And then I'd document the shiat out of it.

That librarian is completely to blame for being a kidd-diddler.  But teenagers are farking evil, and they're batshiat insane, too.


This times a thousand. Most teenagers don't have a clue what they want and don't think beyond the immediate moment. The kid probably was enjoying the flirting. He was pushing to see how far the flirting could go out of some kind of "challenge accepted" mentality. Just like when you are making out and testing boundaries to see how far your base running is going to get.

Bad situation, librarian should have known better. She is an adult, she knows the risks and teenagers are nothing if not fickle.
 
2013-01-18 10:16:26 AM
Hey kid, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-01-18 10:16:56 AM
i would have hid this from my parents and everyone else and masturbated furiously about every picture or glimpse i got of her.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:33 AM
I'd need to check her reference section, go all the way through her card catalog, and make extra sure she wasn't on any periodicals. After 2 weeks with me she'd need rebinded at the very least.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:41 AM
"I told her I wasn't sure if I wanted to but she kept asking. She said she was going to come to my house right then. I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me. She told me she would not hurt me but I felt the situation was getting out of hand."

Did nobody else go to the second page? The Slaughtering part gives me some pause. The woman might have been WAY crazier than we know. Kid might have been interested at first but genuinely felt unsafe.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:56 AM
Hot
www.newrochelletalk.com
 
2013-01-18 10:18:07 AM

JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.



There's a subtle difference between thinking "I'd hit it", and going into someones home, shoving them on the bed, and pulling down their pants. And I'm fairly certain that the latter is usually called "attempted rape" in every modern civilized society.
 
2013-01-18 10:18:29 AM
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

images.digitalspy.co.uk

I guess this would have played out differently.
 
2013-01-18 10:18:31 AM
Dammit, beaten to it.
 
2013-01-18 10:18:50 AM
I hope she gets raped in prison.
I hear that's what happens
 
2013-01-18 10:20:28 AM
at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother. somehow i saw how the pleasure i treasured would disappear in a poof were i to speak a word so i kept my big mouth shut and gave thanks and praise to God Almighty for the bounty he had bestowed upon me.

/another boy insisted on telling of his own similar experience in their bedrooms and my girlfriends weight lifting brother beat the tar out of him every time he saw the lad
 
2013-01-18 10:21:40 AM
This part is telling: " I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me."

My guess is he was Hot For Teacher (librarian) but as things unfolded, unfolded like the supple petals of a young woman's secret tulip, flush with passion, swelling and opening to feel the heat of the sun...

...uhh, as she grew more aroused and excited by the prospect of this young stud mounting her like a fine chestnut stallion, his smooth young face not yet bristling with the beard of a man, yet nothing missing from his manhood, no. His youthful, athletic body flooded with hormones, prime and lush, untainted by the stress and fatigue of maturity and responsibility, knowing nothing but unrefined lust and newfound desire as his burgeoning sexuality, raging and potent, yet still mysterious and filled with surprise....


...that is, she found the prospect of a youthful lover invigorating and thrilling. Faced with her own maturity and transition from fresh-faced young co-ed to professional woman, the duties, expectations, and obligations increasing with the years, now to fell again like a debutante, virginal and chaste to be taken for the first time by her handsome young lover, the secrets and wonders of her body to be discovered and explored by them both for the first time...


...I mean, really, in the face of that, you can see how she might be driven mad with passion and excitement. A fragile woman might find herself overcome with this newfound power and the thought of rejection fills her with rage and confusion, prompting her to use severe language like destroy, slaughter, castrate, poisoning your family, hiring some thugs to break your legs and mutilate your hands so that any woman you may court will be filled with revulsion at the thought of your hideous claws on her body, you'll live, but you'll never know the pleasures you could have had with her, not with another. Only loneliness and misery as your crushed and broken fingers can't even pleasure your own flesh. Cursed forever to stumble through the worst parts of the ugly city seeking out the most wretched, drug-addicted prostitutes for only they can suffer your loathsome disfigurements and will deign to masturbate what's left of your scarred and dreadful genitals.

That might prompt a young fella to go to the cops. I could see that.
 
2013-01-18 10:21:43 AM
I might have to put my flamesuit on for this one, but I'm not seeing where the "rape" part that people keep mentioning comes from (except statutory, duh). They had a history of sultry emails/texts. They had talked about having sex. She showed up at his place and was simply very forward with him, under the well-founded assumption that he was willing and ready. He pushed her off and said no, and at least according to TFA, it was over. It makes no mention of her threatening him or trying to assert herself any further.

/not trying to be an apologist, just think we shouldn't go crying wolf
//again, the "statutory" situation and the legal assertion that minors can't consent is a whole other can of worms.
 
2013-01-18 10:22:57 AM

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


That was my take exactly. Uberasshole leads her on with the sole intent of having some giggles at her expense then ruining her life. F that "kid".
 
2013-01-18 10:24:06 AM

Sail The Wide Accountancy: "I told her I wasn't sure if I wanted to but she kept asking. She said she was going to come to my house right then. I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me. She told me she would not hurt me but I felt the situation was getting out of hand."

Did nobody else go to the second page? The Slaughtering part gives me some pause. The woman might have been WAY crazier than we know. Kid might have been interested at first but genuinely felt unsafe.


ya, wonder how she didn't get hit with making threats
 
2013-01-18 10:24:32 AM

God-is-a-Taco: I hope she gets raped in prison.
I hear that's what happens


That would be hot.
 
2013-01-18 10:24:57 AM
Dude, come on. You get to nail the librarian at your house. Bonus, if you are semi descent, you could get to nail her whenever you are at school. Double bonus, you could earn some "extra credit" by helping the poorly funded school library staff. Farking bonus, your stock with the ladies your own age goes up b/c, in their eyes you must have done something right for this older woman to pay attention to you.

BUT NOOOOO....."I didn't want to so I pushed her off me." "At first, I was just kind of playing around with her and wanted to see how far I could take it but she seemed to be very interested in actually having sex," he told police. "We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

/Don't feel bad for him
///You will NEVER EVER get an opportunity like that again in your life
///Would show her how the Dewey Decimal System really works
////Son_I_am_disappointed.jpg
 
2013-01-18 10:26:21 AM
I blame all the hormones they put in milk these days.

/my lawn, off it
 
2013-01-18 10:27:50 AM

sid244: Bonus, if you are semi descent,


img32.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-18 10:29:59 AM

angry_scientist: go all the way through her card catalog,


That reminds me of an older time before the computers when you'd have the 3-foot-long drawer full of the cards. You pull it open, you hunch over the long column and with both hands fingering furiously, flipping rapidly through the cards one-by-one, you worked and worked your way to the end of the section.
 
2013-01-18 10:30:58 AM

KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother. somehow i saw how the pleasure i treasured would disappear in a poof were i to speak a word so i kept my big mouth shut and gave thanks and praise to God Almighty for the bounty he had bestowed upon me.

/another boy insisted on telling of his own similar experience in their bedrooms and my girlfriends weight lifting brother beat the tar out of him every time he saw the lad


I am honored just to be authorized to reply to a man of such record. You are a king.
 
2013-01-18 10:31:03 AM
Asymmetrical face indicates serious mental problems on her part.
 
2013-01-18 10:33:10 AM
Girls have cooties. Good job kid.
 
2013-01-18 10:33:19 AM
People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.
 
2013-01-18 10:33:41 AM

hinten: Attempted rape is funny.


Except when countries and organizations (WHO and until recently the freaking FBI) define rape as penetrative in nature. Ergo, women are incapable of raping men unless they sodomize them. (Which is BS)
 
2013-01-18 10:33:53 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

[images.digitalspy.co.uk image 550x460]

I guess this would have played out differently.


mybroadband.co.za
 
2013-01-18 10:34:49 AM

KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother.


I'm having difficulty imagining how that might play out. I mean, you have a young, lovely sex partner whom you say "rode" you, I think I'll need more details to understand that phrase. And her mother, huge-breasted and divorced, the young woman brought her into your bed? How did that work out? I mean, you'd engage them both? In sequence? Would it be one on one day, then another? Please, I'm having enough difficulty making sense of the librarian story and now you offer this nugget to intrigue yet confound us. Tell.

Tell.
 
2013-01-18 10:34:58 AM
I know who's waiting for him to get back to school:

www.palimpalem.com
 
2013-01-18 10:36:03 AM

sid244: you are semi descent,


That's what she never told me
 
2013-01-18 10:36:59 AM

KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother. somehow i saw how the pleasure i treasured would disappear in a poof were i to speak a word so i kept my big mouth shut and gave thanks and praise to God Almighty for the bounty he had bestowed upon me.

/another boy insisted on telling of his own similar experience in their bedrooms and my girlfriends weight lifting brother beat the tar out of him every time he saw the lad


The girl shared her boyfriends with her mom? I'm sure she didn't end up with any psychological issues there.
 
2013-01-18 10:39:12 AM
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

img11.imageshack.us
NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-18 10:39:14 AM

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.

Who's to say it isn't both?  And honestly - if a kid started flirting with me, I'd shut that shiat down immediately.  He'd get a look so cold and a talking to so stern, it'd make his balls pull back out of fear.  And then I'd document the shiat out of it.

That librarian is completely to blame for being a kidd-diddler.  But teenagers are farking evil, and they're batshiat insane, too.

I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.


You let a 16 year old sit on your lap? Why would the parents come and get them? Why didn't they just drive themselves home?

apple/orange
 
2013-01-18 10:40:25 AM
If, at sixteen years old, some hot, okay, human woman, pushed me down on the bed and pulled my sweat pants down, my body's natural defenses would have kicked in. She would have immediately been sprayed with my DNA making a conviction a slam dunk. In fact, police would have a pretty good outline of the perp on the wall behind her. Plus, she'd have to wait at least five minutes before she could rape me.

ahh youth. Wasted on the stupid.
 
2013-01-18 10:40:49 AM

AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.


Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.
 
2013-01-18 10:41:06 AM
i'd do her decimal code AND thumb thru her 'card catalog' ... ifyaknowwhatimsayin

/and i think you do
 
2013-01-18 10:41:42 AM
*shakes fist at boyvoyeur*
 
2013-01-18 10:42:33 AM
If she was a man, she'd get ten years and registered.
 
2013-01-18 10:43:44 AM
I'd collate her periodicals.
 
2013-01-18 10:45:03 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother.

I'm having difficulty imagining how that might play out. I mean, you have a young, lovely sex partner whom you say "rode" you, I think I'll need more details to understand that phrase. And her mother, huge-breasted and divorced, the young woman brought her into your bed? How did that work out? I mean, you'd engage them both? In sequence? Would it be one on one day, then another? Please, I'm having enough difficulty making sense of the librarian story and now you offer this nugget to intrigue yet confound us. Tell.

Tell.


Damn, AJF how long were you in for?
j/k
 
2013-01-18 10:46:00 AM
img69.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-18 10:46:51 AM

hinten: Attempted rape is funny.


And rape is attempted funny.
 
2013-01-18 10:47:24 AM
I hate when horny women want sex so bad that they tug at my sweatpants. These shiats are Guess, not some Faded Glory bullshiat. You want sex with me, then you do it right. I lay on my back while you lift my legs up and then pull from the ankle cuffs. And don't fark with my socks either! Those shiats stay on unless I'm masturbating, then go get me another pair. Oh, and when you have my sweatpants, treat them with a little respect. One little thread pull and that whole shiat can unravel, just like my love for you, biatch.
 
2013-01-18 10:48:44 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

This will be my new band name
 
2013-01-18 10:52:28 AM

NumberFiveIsAlive: AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.

Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.


These kids were young. 12 maybe. Sexual association never occured to me.
 
2013-01-18 10:52:59 AM
Ahhh, youth is wasted on the young.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:15 AM

blottoman: Damn, AJF how long were you in for?


Shhh, I'm hoping to lure him into telling a lusty and salacious tale of sexual debauchery. Of course I can imagine it, but his tale would be entertainment for all and sundry.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:35 AM

xiola: I blame all the hormones they put in milk these days.

/my lawn, off it


Genius!

This is going to be my go to answer from now on.  I think, if I unload this in the proper circles, we could ramp this up to chem-trail levels.  Then, you and I?  We sit back and laugh.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:45 AM
Anton will not be required to register as a sex offender.

Am I the only one who thinks that if the genders were reversed the librarian would be required to register as a sex offender?
 
2013-01-18 10:55:10 AM

Pincy: Anton will not be required to register as a sex offender.

Am I the only one who thinks that if the genders were reversed the librarian would be required to register as a sex offender?


No, no you're not.
 
2013-01-18 10:55:40 AM
Weeks later she sent him "two pictures of her breasts" after he sent her a photograph of a penis that he downloaded from the Internet, he said in the statement.

The kid thought he had two choices at this point, after getting her all worked up over his internet penis.

Admit to her he has a tiny penis.

Go to cops.

Bad choice, boy.
 
2013-01-18 10:55:59 AM

JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.


I suppose in your opinion slapping someone lightly on the cheek with your cock is just a way of expressing that desire.
 
2013-01-18 10:56:01 AM
Dear Penthouse,

You're never going to believe this but uh, I couldn't go through with it.

If that were me at 16 they would have had to use the jaws of life to get me off that. Horny is greater than skeert.
 
2013-01-18 10:56:49 AM

Grandemadaca: sid244: Bonus, if you are semi descent,

[img32.imageshack.us image 450x600]


Well done, sir.

/hangs head in shame while leaving
 
2013-01-18 10:57:13 AM
I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(
 
2013-01-18 10:57:45 AM

madgonad: jehovahs witness protection: AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

It's a trap.

Yep. He is either deliberately trying to ruin the woman's life, or is being manipulated by his parents.


She ruined her own life when she chose to be a lurid slut. Hope she enjoys being homeless.
 
2013-01-18 10:57:58 AM

AbbeySomeone: NumberFiveIsAlive: AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.

Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.

These kids were young. 12 maybe. Sexual association never occured to me.


*Whooosh*..

/I actually was thinking you were talking of 6-8 year olds
//Most 10 and older wouldn't be caught dead on someone's lap
 
2013-01-18 10:57:59 AM

GoodyearPimp: She is expected to be sentenced Feb. 26 to three years probation.

I think that's fair. Because a 33 year old man attempting (unsuccessfully) to coerce a 16 year old girl gets thrown in the general prison population and raped for the rest of his life.


This.
 
2013-01-18 10:58:42 AM
Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.
 
2013-01-18 10:58:48 AM

trappedspirit: JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.

I suppose in your opinion slapping someone lightly on the cheek with your cock is just a way of expressing that desire.


Unless you got a better idea...
 
2013-01-18 10:58:54 AM
somewhere, deep down, his dad is really disappointed.
 
2013-01-18 10:59:10 AM

miscreant: The girl shared her boyfriends with her mom? I'm sure she didn't end up with any psychological issues there.


Double Bonus: I personally knew a kid in my HS class (small class, private prep HS) who would get invited over to a girl's house (the girl was also in our class), do a bunch of coke with the girl and her mom, and fark them both.

I have no reason to doubt this story for two reasons:

1. The kid has hospitalized with kidney failure after a youth crammed with drug use at age 26
2. He was the only black kid in our class (not the "black kids do drugs" angle, the "forbidden fruit to a lonely upper-middle-class housewife" angle.)

/I also may have gone skiiing with him once or twice
 
2013-01-18 10:59:11 AM
How is this not a naughty librarian thread?!?!

laughingsquid.com
 
2013-01-18 10:59:28 AM
Not only Gay, but also a liar

/a Gaar? Liay?
 
2013-01-18 10:59:34 AM

spentmiles: I hate when horny women want sex so bad that they tug at my sweatpants. These shiats are Guess, not some Faded Glory bullshiat. You want sex with me, then you do it right. I lay on my back while you lift my legs up and then pull from the ankle cuffs. And don't fark with my socks either! Those shiats stay on unless I'm masturbating, then go get me another pair. Oh, and when you have my sweatpants, treat them with a little respect. One little thread pull and that whole shiat can unravel, just like my love for you, biatch.


+16. well done.
 
2013-01-18 11:00:18 AM
After months of teasing, a New Rochelle High School librarian allegedly showed up at a 16-year-old student's home in April, pushed him onto his bed and asked "is this what you want?" as she started to pull down his sweatpants."I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

/Know how i know you're a homo?
 
2013-01-18 11:00:41 AM

btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(


I'm telling you...

Had to get married to have sex.

Both times.
 
2013-01-18 11:00:56 AM

AbbeySomeone: NumberFiveIsAlive: AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.

Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.

These kids were young. 12 maybe. Sexual association never occured to me.


12? that's a bit old

When I was working at a summer camp I had 8-10 year olds, I had to tell my CIT to stop letting any sit on his lap because:
A) Nice guy but legally bad idea
B) One lap, 8 campers, all want attention

/CYA people, CYA
 
2013-01-18 11:03:08 AM
I'd Dewey decimal her system, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-01-18 11:03:48 AM
It's the Journal News, maybe she was looking for a gun and didn't find one?

Why else would a 16 year old call the cops? Either she laughed at his small dick, or he's gay. Maybe both.
 
2013-01-18 11:04:33 AM

mytdawg: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

I'm telling you...

Had to get married to have sex.

Both times.


you got married twice?
 
2013-01-18 11:04:44 AM

drongozone: Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.


Here ya go

cdn.cnwimg.com
 
2013-01-18 11:05:46 AM
Seriously wonder why these stories are so common in this day and age...

sexual liberation of women, yet scared of a real relationship?

Kawk whores?

Power and control?

Terrible in bed so they want someone that doesn't know any better?

Want a workplace relationship?

horny and surrounded by young males full of stamina and testosterone?

It just seems that we see a story like this weekly if not daily.
 
2013-01-18 11:05:52 AM

iggyskuz: mytdawg: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

I'm telling you...

Had to get married to have sex.

Both times.

you got married twice?


Yeah but I got robbed. I didn't get the sex the second time. I think she was just in it for the buffet. Bait and switch.
 
2013-01-18 11:06:20 AM
I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me

I'm gonna eat that girl out... I'm gonna bang that girl senseless... I'm going to go Klingon on her ass...

None of those things means violence. It means she's really horny and wants you... bad. To which you should agree to. At any point, you can turn her in. Ride that spitfire until she really does go off the deep end, then turn her in. More then likely, she will tire of you and you will have a great story to tell for the rest of your life.

So another question. When she sent two pictures of her breasts, was it one breast per picture or did she take pictures containing two breasts at different angles. These are the questions that keep me up at night.
 
2013-01-18 11:06:55 AM
Ok, the weird lap-sitting turn this thread has taken is ruining the fun.
 
2013-01-18 11:07:03 AM

Mugato: People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.


You can have gender equality or you can have gender equality. You can't have both.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:05 AM
A woman who is that attractive and goes for a teenager? Why? There are so many more men, like myself, who are a little older than her and would give her a lot more than a teenager knows how.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:13 AM
Er... double standards or gender equality rather.
 
2013-01-18 11:09:13 AM

mytdawg: iggyskuz: mytdawg: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

I'm telling you...

Had to get married to have sex.

Both times.

you got married twice?

Yeah but I got robbed. I didn't get the sex the second time. I think she was just in it for the buffet. Bait and switch.


Man that sucks. You know the old saying " Third time they get the dog" ... something a long those lines.
 
2013-01-18 11:09:26 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com Maybe he really DID want to... But not with her?
 
2013-01-18 11:09:45 AM
This kid will be kicking his own ass in a few years. If anything he should have just cut it off and shut his mouth now he got her in trouble and he looks like an idiot.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 11:10:37 AM
Hey KID

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

//angry
 
2013-01-18 11:11:38 AM

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x130] Maybe he really DID want to... But not with her?


Excellent...
 
2013-01-18 11:12:34 AM

WhyKnot: Seriously wonder why these stories are so common in this day and age...

sexual liberation of women, yet scared of a real relationship?

Kawk whores?

Power and control?

Terrible in bed so they want someone that doesn't know any better?

Want a workplace relationship?

horny and surrounded by young males full of stamina and testosterone?

It just seems that we see a story like this weekly if not daily.


Just thought of another one...

Attention...a real man is going to have a job, friends, etc., meaning she will get attention, but not his complete attention. A teen on the other hand...show him some attention, a boob, better yet, give him sex...he will put the female on a pedestal and not leave her alone.
 
2013-01-18 11:13:06 AM

GoodyearPimp: She is expected to be sentenced Feb. 26 to three years probation.

I think that's fair. Because a 33 year old man attempting (unsuccessfully) to coerce a 16 year old girl gets thrown in the general prison population and raped for the rest of his life.


Yep. Imagine if a man had gone to a teen girls house, saying "Is this what you want?" while forcefully undressing her.

Either this crime should carry a 15 year prison sentence or it should carry three years probation. It shouldn't be both based on a feminist double standard.
 
2013-01-18 11:13:17 AM
I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life.
 
2013-01-18 11:13:54 AM

zedster: AbbeySomeone: NumberFiveIsAlive: AbbeySomeone: I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.

Well yeah, that's generally a bad thing to let a high school boy do.

These kids were young. 12 maybe. Sexual association never occured to me.

12? that's a bit old

When I was working at a summer camp I had 8-10 year olds, I had to tell my CIT to stop letting any sit on his lap because:
A) Nice guy but legally bad idea
B) One lap, 8 campers, all want attention

/CYA people, CYA


Different times. I quit volunteering in  2000.
 
2013-01-18 11:14:26 AM

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


Thats what I got from this. It sounds to me like he was trolling her irl. Also she didnt send bie until he sent he a dick pic.

That said its pretty stupid to try to fark with a 16 yo.
 
2013-01-18 11:15:32 AM

blatz514: drongozone: Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.

Here ya go

[cdn.cnwimg.com image 850x1133]


Ha, thanks for nuthin' ya crumbum.

/I laughed out loud.
 
2013-01-18 11:15:33 AM
I actually kind of want to give this kid the benefit of the doubt. I mean, haven't you guys ever been attracted to a woman up until the point where she does something so completely unbalanced and insane that you think, "Holy shiat, if I let this girl anywhere near my genitals, I'm in very real danger of losing them."

The fact that she was showing up at his house is prima facie evidence that she's nuts, she was using violent terminology to describe how badly she wanted him, and for all we know she was giving off inumerable other nonverbal signals that she wanted to lock him in the basement and carve the names of their future children on his torso. I'll obviously admit that even the possibility of sex still causes me to make some very bad decisions, but there is a point where my brain can take back over and kill the mood, if literal death or castration are starting to look like real possibilities.
 
2013-01-18 11:16:45 AM

spentmiles: I hate when horny women want sex so bad that they tug at my sweatpants. These shiats are Guess, not some Faded Glory bullshiat. You want sex with me, then you do it right. I lay on my back while you lift my legs up and then pull from the ankle cuffs. And don't fark with my socks either! Those shiats stay on unless I'm masturbating, then go get me another pair. Oh, and when you have my sweatpants, treat them with a little respect. One little thread pull and that whole shiat can unravel, just like my love for you, biatch.


lol "shiats"

I'm crying over here.
 
2013-01-18 11:17:46 AM
I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.
 
2013-01-18 11:18:18 AM
Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".
 
2013-01-18 11:18:20 AM

rev. dave: A woman who is that attractive and goes for a teenager? Why? There are so many more men, like myself, who are a little older than her and would give her a lot more than a teenager knows how.


This is what is known as a red flag. Subby is welcome to her.
 
2013-01-18 11:18:58 AM

TwistedFark: JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.

Yeah I was thinking that too... they didn't actually have sex. Surely it's not kosher for her to send pictures of her sweater puppies to a minor and she can be busted on that, but... statuatory rape? Don't think so.

In any case, her career is pretty much over. Also, her fiancee if he has half a brain will dump her. The whole thing seems pretty sad and desperate to me, but whatevs.


Meh - I'd still marry her...

She's plenty good looking. Maybe just needs counseling, maybe fiance wasn't interested in sex.

Who knows?
 
2013-01-18 11:20:39 AM

Vodka Zombie: xiola: I blame all the hormones they put in milk these days.

/my lawn, off it

Genius!

This is going to be my go to answer from now on.  I think, if I unload this in the proper circles, we could ramp this up to chem-trail levels.  Then, you and I?  We sit back and laugh.


I explained the Estrogen In Milk Theory of Homosexuality Proliferation (we need a catchier acronym, folks; help me out) to my sister in such a plausible way that she thought I was serious, and started to agree with me. Then I started laughing and she snapped out of it. You can take this one much farther than chemtrails.
 
2013-01-18 11:22:04 AM
Man is that kid ever going to live the rest of his adult life regretting that. Especially once he's older, like 35+.
 
2013-01-18 11:22:14 AM

busy chillin': I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.


welcome to fark?
 
2013-01-18 11:23:03 AM
farking whippersnappers can't do anything right these days
 
2013-01-18 11:24:36 AM

hinten: Attempted rape is funny.


Someone sounds like they need to get laid.
 
2013-01-18 11:25:31 AM
This far in and I'm the first?

twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-01-18 11:26:14 AM

Truther: TwistedFark: JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.

Yeah I was thinking that too... they didn't actually have sex. Surely it's not kosher for her to send pictures of her sweater puppies to a minor and she can be busted on that, but... statuatory rape? Don't think so.

In any case, her career is pretty much over. Also, her fiancee if he has half a brain will dump her. The whole thing seems pretty sad and desperate to me, but whatevs.

Meh - I'd still marry her...

She's plenty good looking. Maybe just needs counseling, maybe fiance wasn't interested in sex.

Who knows?


Marry her? No. "Date" her? Sure.
 
2013-01-18 11:26:22 AM

Mugato: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

So how's that homosexuality working out for you?


NTTAWWT!
 
2013-01-18 11:27:00 AM

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.



i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-18 11:27:20 AM

JesusJuice: Er... double standards or gender equality rather.


You should not have corrected yourself.
 
2013-01-18 11:28:35 AM

trappedspirit: rev. dave: A woman who is that attractive and goes for a teenager? Why? There are so many more men, like myself, who are a little older than her and would give her a lot more than a teenager knows how.

This is what is known as a red flag. Subby is welcome to her.


I know, but I seem to be most attracted to the crazy ones. Kind of like playing with fire or bull riding.
 
2013-01-18 11:28:54 AM
ts1.mm.bing.net

ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-01-18 11:30:47 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".


I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.
 
2013-01-18 11:31:46 AM

JesusJuice: Mugato: People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.

You can have gender equality or you can have gender equality. You can't have both.


There's really no use in trying to explain it to you.
 
2013-01-18 11:32:28 AM

Carn: busy chillin': I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.

welcome to fark?


Been here for years...I guess I just feel bad for the kid.
 
2013-01-18 11:32:51 AM
No dumbass tag for the teen?
 
2013-01-18 11:34:29 AM
Male jail bait. Wow. Kids these days are just idiots.
 
2013-01-18 11:34:59 AM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 11:37:09 AM

Wangiss: ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".

I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.


Yeah, and when that happens, the "enlightened" people on fark come in and get white hot outraged. We have one comment about how the victim deserved it, and 500 posts about how horrible and "republican" that person is for saying that. You know this is true,. The double standard is - where are all those people now? Yes, I'm calling out the people who are not posting in this thread as much as the people who are.
 
2013-01-18 11:37:32 AM

rev. dave: trappedspirit: rev. dave: A woman who is that attractive and goes for a teenager? Why? There are so many more men, like myself, who are a little older than her and would give her a lot more than a teenager knows how.

This is what is known as a red flag. Subby is welcome to her.

I know, but I seem to be most attracted to the crazy ones. Kind of like playing with fire or bull riding.


If you can stay on for 8 seconds you win.
 
2013-01-18 11:37:34 AM

Sail The Wide Accountancy: "I told her I wasn't sure if I wanted to but she kept asking. She said she was going to come to my house right then. I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me. She told me she would not hurt me but I felt the situation was getting out of hand."

Did nobody else go to the second page? The Slaughtering part gives me some pause. The woman might have been WAY crazier than we know. Kid might have been interested at first but genuinely felt unsafe.


Welcome to women, kid.
 
2013-01-18 11:38:30 AM
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

You are a disgrace to men everywhere.
 
2013-01-18 11:38:34 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd Dewey decimal her system, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


Please be more specific. I not sure I follow.
 
2013-01-18 11:38:45 AM

drongozone: blatz514: drongozone: Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.

Here ya go

[cdn.cnwimg.com image 850x1133]

Ha, thanks for nuthin' ya crumbum.

/I laughed out loud.


I'll redeem myself

vagabondsaint.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-18 11:39:22 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: This part is telling: " I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me."

My guess is he was Hot For Teacher (librarian) but as things unfolded, unfolded like the supple petals of a young woman's secret tulip, flush with passion, swelling and opening to feel the heat of the sun...

...uhh, as she grew more aroused and excited by the prospect of this young stud mounting her like a fine chestnut stallion, his smooth young face not yet bristling with the beard of a man, yet nothing missing from his manhood, no. His youthful, athletic body flooded with hormones, prime and lush, untainted by the stress and fatigue of maturity and responsibility, knowing nothing but unrefined lust and newfound desire as his burgeoning sexuality, raging and potent, yet still mysterious and filled with surprise....


...that is, she found the prospect of a youthful lover invigorating and thrilling. Faced with her own maturity and transition from fresh-faced young co-ed to professional woman, the duties, expectations, and obligations increasing with the years, now to fell again like a debutante, virginal and chaste to be taken for the first time by her handsome young lover, the secrets and wonders of her body to be discovered and explored by them both for the first time...


...I mean, really, in the face of that, you can see how she might be driven mad with passion and excitement. A fragile woman might find herself overcome with this newfound power and the thought of rejection fills her with rage and confusion, prompting her to use severe language like destroy, slaughter, castrate, poisoning your family, hiring some thugs to break your legs and mutilate your hands so that any woman you may court will be filled with revulsion at the thought of your hideous claws on her body, you'll live, but you'll never know the pleasures you could have had with her, not with another. Only loneliness and misery as your crushed and broken fingers can't even pleasure your own flesh. Cursed fore ...


....oh my!
 
2013-01-18 11:39:30 AM

NephilimNexus: [images3.cinema.de image 800x517]


Huh. I didn't know Denny from The Room was in other productions.
 
2013-01-18 11:39:50 AM

busy chillin': Carn: busy chillin': I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.

welcome to fark?

Been here for years...I guess I just feel bad for the kid.


I was writing out a lengthier reply explaining how we older males were fantasizing about the situation but I went with the old stand by. Maybe she cray cray and we're being too hard on him.
 
2013-01-18 11:42:14 AM
Here are some friendly tips for you youngsters out there:

A. If you are nervous, just take a few deep breaths.
B. If that shiat is worth tapping, then tap it.
C. Keep your FARKing giant pie-hole shut about it.
D. Never, ever let on to anyone.
 
2013-01-18 11:43:17 AM
Maybe he didn't want to end up married to her, w/2 kids by age 22

/-after- she got out of jail. Vili & MaryKay for the win?....
http://marriage.about.com/od/celebrit ymarriages/a/letourneau_2.htm
 
2013-01-18 11:43:38 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: This part is telling: " I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me."

My guess is he was Hot For Teacher (librarian) but as things unfolded, unfolded like the supple petals of a young woman's secret tulip, flush with passion, swelling and opening to feel the heat of the sun...

...uhh, as she grew more aroused and excited by the prospect of this young stud mounting her like a fine chestnut stallion, his smooth young face not yet bristling with the beard of a man, yet nothing missing from his manhood, no. His youthful, athletic body flooded with hormones, prime and lush, untainted by the stress and fatigue of maturity and responsibility, knowing nothing but unrefined lust and newfound desire as his burgeoning sexuality, raging and potent, yet still mysterious and filled with surprise....


...that is, she found the prospect of a youthful lover invigorating and thrilling. Faced with her own maturity and transition from fresh-faced young co-ed to professional woman, the duties, expectations, and obligations increasing with the years, now to fell again like a debutante, virginal and chaste to be taken for the first time by her handsome young lover, the secrets and wonders of her body to be discovered and explored by them both for the first time...


...I mean, really, in the face of that, you can see how she might be driven mad with passion and excitement. A fragile woman might find herself overcome with this newfound power and the thought of rejection fills her with rage and confusion, prompting her to use severe language like destroy, slaughter, castrate, poisoning your family, hiring some thugs to break your legs and mutilate your hands so that any woman you may court will be filled with revulsion at the thought of your hideous claws on her body, you'll live, but you'll never know the pleasures you could have had with her, not with another. Only loneliness and misery as your crushed and broken fingers can't even pleasure your own flesh. Cursed fore ...


Pocket Ninja would be proud! +1
 
2013-01-18 11:43:40 AM
I think I understand why he had to download a penis from the internet to send her a picture of...
 
2013-01-18 11:44:21 AM
Marisa Anton, 33, of Yonkers, later texted him two pictures of her breasts, before begging him to come all over them again.

t1.gstatic.com
"again? but i never did!"
 
2013-01-18 11:45:57 AM

Carn: busy chillin': Carn: busy chillin': I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.

welcome to fark?

Been here for years...I guess I just feel bad for the kid.

I was writing out a lengthier reply explaining how we older males were fantasizing about the situation but I went with the old stand by. Maybe she cray cray and we're being too hard on him.


Not sure why I care...but maybe he was intimidated. Maybe he likes a girl his own age and doesn't want to ruin that. Maybe he is gay. Maybe he is just not ready to f*ck old (to him) chicks.

Whatever...I guess this f*ck every chick that wants to just because you have penis doesn't make sense to me. But I am pretty prude so take my sh*t to serious.
 
2013-01-18 11:49:06 AM

Sofa King Smart: I think I understand why he had to download a penis from the internet to send her a picture of...


and that too...self conscience little guy.
 
2013-01-18 11:49:19 AM

xiola: I blame all the hormones they put in milk these days.

/my lawn, off it


Yep. They both had far too much estrogen.
 
2013-01-18 11:50:55 AM
Are the people who are calling the kid gay, also the same ones who complainabout women getting lighter sentences than men who do the same thing? Because that would be, you know, hypocritical.

/Either its wrong to sex a kid or its not.
 
2013-01-18 11:54:36 AM
www.bbc.co.uk

Was it her? Cuz if SHE wanted to "slaughter" me, I think I'd run too....
 
2013-01-18 11:57:03 AM

btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(


You are not alone. D:
 
2013-01-18 11:58:29 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Wangiss: ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".

I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.

Yeah, and when that happens, the "enlightened" people on fark come in and get white hot outraged. We have one comment about how the victim deserved it, and 500 posts about how horrible and "republican" that person is for saying that. You know this is true,. The double standard is - where are all those people now? Yes, I'm calling out the people who are not posting in this thread as much as the people who are.


It was all explained in Spinal Tap. It's not sexist if she's wearing the glove and he's on all fours.
 
2013-01-18 12:01:34 PM

blatz514: drongozone: Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.

Here ya go

[cdn.cnwimg.com image 850x1133]


FAP
 
2013-01-18 12:06:11 PM
Something, something, dewey decimal system, something...

got nutin except
 
2013-01-18 12:06:21 PM
It's too bad Chris Hanson is out of business. Then again, if they confronted female sex offenders like they made hay doing with male ones feminists would be up in arms about them "exploiting emotionally vulnerable women who made horrible decisions based on the trauma they suffered at the hands of a man" or some such whargarble.
 
2013-01-18 12:08:01 PM

Brick-House: Something, something, dewey decimal system, something...

got nutin except


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-18 12:09:48 PM
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

So I'm thinking the poor guy has mild mental retardation or a domineering mom that means his emotional maturity level is right around the age that he would be afraid she'd give him cooties...

...oh who am I kidding, he nearly broke my gaydar.
 
2013-01-18 12:14:14 PM
Child endangerment? Honestly? It's not like she was giving him road head.

/While she was driving
 
2013-01-18 12:22:02 PM

kronicfeld: I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life.


So, is this how you're getting your sick kicks these days, kronicfeld? Dropping "Seinfeld" references all over the internet like some kind pop culture litterbug? Well, I've got a newsflash for ya, Joy Boy...
 
2013-01-18 12:27:14 PM

a61sun: [www.bbc.co.uk image 340x255]

Was it her? Cuz if SHE wanted to "slaughter" me, I think I'd run too....


What if she wanted to 'Slaughterhouse Five" you?
 
2013-01-18 12:29:11 PM

thefonz37: Hot
[www.newrochelletalk.com image 455x455]


Of course, you didn't see "smoking hot" anywhere in that headline, did you? That means it really is a hot chick and it's ok to click the link

/like the fist of angry god
 
2013-01-18 12:30:54 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Wangiss: ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".

I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.

Yeah, and when that happens, the "enlightened" people on fark come in and get white hot outraged. We have one comment about how the victim deserved it, and 500 posts about how horrible and "republican" that person is for saying that. You know this is true,. The double standard is - where are all those people now? Yes, I'm calling out the people who are not posting in this thread as much as the people who are.


WTF? I'm not even sure what the complaint is here or who is being called out. Just some generic outrage mumblings.
 
2013-01-18 12:31:20 PM

TheManofPA: This far in and I'm the first?

[twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 320x337]


Also missing

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-18 12:34:22 PM

trappedspirit: ThrobblefootSpectre: Wangiss: ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".

I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.

Yeah, and when that happens, the "enlightened" people on fark come in and get white hot outraged. We have one comment about how the victim deserved it, and 500 posts about how horrible and "republican" that person is for saying that. You know this is true,. The double standard is - where are all those people now? Yes, I'm calling out the people who are not posting in this thread as much as the people who are.

WTF? I'm not even sure what the complaint is here or who is being called out. Just some generic outrage mumblings.


Guess you had to be there.
 
2013-01-18 12:36:32 PM

Liese: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

You are not alone. D:


What is wrong with you people? I was having sex multiple times a day from the age of 12. Heck, sometimes I'd even have threesomes with sisters. Some days I would just roll over when one was sleeping and just do it with the other one.

It's not like the right hand is ever going to get jealous or nothing.
 
2013-01-18 12:37:37 PM
So it was the "Do Me Decimal System"?
 
2013-01-18 12:38:24 PM

finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really


Well, an important thing to remember is that teenagers hate authority figures almost as much as they like sex, the uncontrolled emotions work both ways. I remember being pretty suspicious and potentially offended by my high school teachers just wanting to be basically friendly with me when I was a teenager, I'd have to have been pretty hard-up with the girls in my own age group to have even considered sex with them.

//Nowadays, obviously, I would probably feel obligated to check myself into a psych hospital if I turned that down.
 
2013-01-18 12:40:50 PM

kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.


He could have...you know...just farked her.

Problem solved.  That woman is pretty farking hot.  Why he had to be such a dingleberry about it is BEYOND me.
 
2013-01-18 12:40:57 PM
Why do all these pervy women have husbands and boyfriends? Nasty.
 
2013-01-18 12:42:20 PM
I vaguely remember what a 30+ woman looked like to me at 16. If I recall correctly it was about the same as what a 70 year old lady looks like to me now. Sure, hearing betty white making sexual innuendo on tv is funny but it's probably not so funny when she's pushing you onto the bed.
 
2013-01-18 12:43:46 PM

trappedspirit: WTF? I'm not even sure what the complaint is here or who is being called out.


Pretty much any one of several hundred fark posters who pretend there's some outrage when a man comments on a rape case where a woman is the victim, questioning her role leading up to the rape, or asking why she didn't enjoy it. I could link many threads exactly like that, but you still would either not, or claim to not, get it.
 
2013-01-18 12:44:32 PM

internut scholar: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd Dewey decimal her system, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Please be more specific. I not sure I follow.


Look around 649.65. Then, move on to 305.3.
 
2013-01-18 12:48:12 PM

IRQ12: I vaguely remember what a 30+ woman looked like to me at 16. If I recall correctly it was about the same as what a 70 year old lady looks like to me now. Sure, hearing betty white making sexual innuendo on tv is funny but it's probably not so funny when she's pushing you onto the bed.


Sofia Vergara is 40.

Thanks for clarifying your homosexuality.
 
2013-01-18 12:52:48 PM

cryinoutloud: Why do all these pervy women have husbands and boyfriends? Nasty.


Because many men are superficial morons who value appearence over substance. She could be stupid, have no conversation, practice annoying habits, be immoral, a slut...and we'll still try to turn her into a housewife if she is attractive***. The reason is that most men are searching for a farking partner who happens to be cool, instead of searching for a good woman who they'd like to fark. People act amazed when a "cute" woman does these kids of things. As if morality and decency can be detected in a person's appearence.
 
2013-01-18 01:03:45 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: internut scholar: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd Dewey decimal her system, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Please be more specific. I not sure I follow.

Look around 649.65. Then, move on to 305.3.


Nice! (I googled.)
 
2013-01-18 01:11:39 PM
"I didn't want to so I pushed her off me... after I came."

FTFReality
 
2013-01-18 01:22:26 PM

kronicfeld: He got into her car for almost a half-hour

Was the door hinge too tight or something?


Should've used lube instead of tears.
 
2013-01-18 01:24:27 PM
Both my parents were librarians, so I....uhhhh... er.
 
2013-01-18 01:28:52 PM

Vodka Zombie: How is this not a naughty librarian thread?!?!

[laughingsquid.com image 400x300]


I have had many drinks in that bar, and the bartendresses really dress like that. If you are nice, you can get them to take off their glasses slowly........undo their hair.....shake it free....playfully unbutton the top of their blouse...i'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-18 01:33:18 PM
WTH is wrong with kids today?

When I was 16, if any inanimate object looked like I could stick my ****** in it, I'd try and find out.
 
2013-01-18 01:38:34 PM

WhyKnot: Seriously wonder why these stories are so common in this day and age...

sexual liberation of women, yet scared of a real relationship?

Kawk whores?

Power and control?

Terrible in bed so they want someone that doesn't know any better?

Want a workplace relationship?

horny and surrounded by young males full of stamina and testosterone?

It just seems that we see a story like this weekly if not daily.


Better reporting. It is like crime in news, crime is actually down significantly over the last 40 years, but you would never know it from the headlines. There is just better coverage of incidents, before it might have made the local paper but nobody cared if some teacher boinked a student in Podunk AK or whatever. Fark, for 1, trolls news across the globe for such cases so we can revel in them. That is why they seem so prevalent - global access to local news, and we are looking for them.
 
2013-01-18 01:41:31 PM

you_idiot: WTH is wrong with kids today?

When I was 16, if any inanimate object looked like I could stick my ****** in it, I'd try and find out.


1 kid = all


good stuff
 
2013-01-18 01:44:26 PM
you_idiot: "WTH is wrong with kids today?"

If you believe this kid declined sex from a decent looking and willing woman, I've got a bridge to sell ya.

This sounds like he wanted it, got off, felt guilty, kept her on the hook, hit a dry spell and either 'went back to the well' as it were, or had every intention of doing so.

Taking a guess, based on the inclusion of the part where they were both well-versed in criminal definitions and penalties, they're lying about never having had actual sex so that her sentence is lighter. They may be doing "The Full LeTourneau" in secret. Or he may just be going along with it out of guilt or appreciation for all the sex.
 
2013-01-18 01:53:24 PM
Kid learns early not to put it in crazy
 
2013-01-18 02:00:26 PM

boyvoyeur: Truther: TwistedFark: JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.

Yeah I was thinking that too... they didn't actually have sex. Surely it's not kosher for her to send pictures of her sweater puppies to a minor and she can be busted on that, but... statuatory rape? Don't think so.

In any case, her career is pretty much over. Also, her fiancee if he has half a brain will dump her. The whole thing seems pretty sad and desperate to me, but whatevs.

Meh - I'd still marry her...

She's plenty good looking. Maybe just needs counseling, maybe fiance wasn't interested in sex.

Who knows?

Marry her? No. "Date" her? Sure.


I'm old fashioned. No sex before marriage.

Just keeding.
 
2013-01-18 02:08:12 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: He's either gay or extremely stupid.


You can't be both?
 
2013-01-18 02:14:01 PM
I can't believe people are saying the kid "led her on" and "ruined her life." fark that. She should have known better than to consider getting involved with a student. As the adult, she's supposed to be the more responsible person--don't go blaming the kid for her lack of judgement.

His conduct was not appropriate, but whatever he's guilty of, is she not twice as guilty for reciprocating?

Am I living in a society where people are putting the actions of a horny teenaged prankster on par with that of a full grown professional adult? Really?
 
2013-01-18 02:21:36 PM

Mugato: JesusJuice: Mugato: People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.

You can have gender equality or you can have gender equality. You can't have both.

There's really no use in trying to explain it to you.


Then don't. I'm really not interestes in reading your sexist diatribe.
 
2013-01-18 02:26:55 PM

JesusJuice: Mugato: JesusJuice: Mugato: People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.

You can have gender equality or you can have gender equality. You can't have both.

There's really no use in trying to explain it to you.

Then don't. I'm really not interestes in reading your sexist diatribe.


Seriously. "It's almost like males and females are different." ...EVERYONE'S different, dumbass. Let's just make customized laws that apply to each individual differently. That'll fix things.
 
2013-01-18 02:30:28 PM

Vodka Zombie: How is this not a naughty librarian thread?!?!

[laughingsquid.com image 400x300]


Is that from The Library near ASU? If so good lord they have some pretty impressive talent working there.
 
2013-01-18 02:30:29 PM
Saving himself for a linebacker?
 
2013-01-18 02:34:35 PM

Liese: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

You are not alone. D:


Was this because you wanted to wait or just didn't have enough game to get a boyfriend?

/serious
 
2013-01-18 02:39:33 PM

Cletus C.: Weeks later she sent him "two pictures of her breasts" after he sent her a photograph of a penis that he downloaded from the Internet, he said in the statement.

The kid thought he had two choices at this point, after getting her all worked up over his internet penis.

Admit to her he has a tiny penis.

Go to cops.

Bad choice, boy.


THIS ^ ^ ^

That, and he was probably just scared. Yeah 16 is average for I-will-fark-any-hole-put-in-front-of-me, but a later bloomer who is still more into video games than girls wouldn't really know what to do in that situation. And if he was a 'good' kid (which I'm guessing he is, if he was going to the library enough for the librarian to get into him), he's a rule follower. Which means his body was turned on, but his brain freaked, and he reverted to childhood programming: tell mom and dad, who then tell police.

And then he was made a part of a sting. Which he didn't really want to do. 

And now he feels bad. Someone he liked has had her life ruined, and his penis is feeling funny and telling him weird things, and somewhere inside he knows he could have hit that and A Great Life Opportunity Has Been Missed.

I feel a little sorry for him. He just found out for the first time that the Right Thing may not be the 'right' thing. And neither one of them got laid. Sad.
 
2013-01-18 02:43:13 PM

DanZero: TheManofPA: This far in and I'm the first?

[twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 320x337]

Also missing

[t0.gstatic.com image 240x180]


The original YES man 25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-18 02:47:40 PM
"Gay"
 
2013-01-18 02:50:42 PM
1) The crazy is strong in this girl..
2) The kid got in too deep and got scared. Jury is out on orientation, not that it matters.

Of course, we can't complete dismiss a complete hoax, but this does rate a little higher on the plausibility scale than most.
 
2013-01-18 03:00:07 PM
www.silverdisc.com
 
2013-01-18 03:32:56 PM
Obvious answer: kid's mom found out. Made him go to the cops. Also made sure to tell him to say "he downloaded" the penis pic.

/yeah, I'm assuming it wasn't his dad.
 
2013-01-18 03:33:47 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-18 03:36:38 PM

mainstreet62: IRQ12: I vaguely remember what a 30+ woman looked like to me at 16. If I recall correctly it was about the same as what a 70 year old lady looks like to me now. Sure, hearing betty white making sexual innuendo on tv is funny but it's probably not so funny when she's pushing you onto the bed.

Sofia Vergara is 40.

Thanks for clarifying your homosexuality.


yes because the average American middle age women looks like Sofia Vergara.
 
2013-01-18 03:39:13 PM

whistleridge: Cletus C.: Weeks later she sent him "two pictures of her breasts" after he sent her a photograph of a penis that he downloaded from the Internet, he said in the statement.

The kid thought he had two choices at this point, after getting her all worked up over his internet penis.

Admit to her he has a tiny penis.

Go to cops.

Bad choice, boy.

THIS ^ ^ ^

That, and he was probably just scared. Yeah 16 is average for I-will-fark-any-hole-put-in-front-of-me, but a later bloomer who is still more into video games than girls wouldn't really know what to do in that situation. And if he was a 'good' kid (which I'm guessing he is, if he was going to the library enough for the librarian to get into him), he's a rule follower. Which means his body was turned on, but his brain freaked, and he reverted to childhood programming: tell mom and dad, who then tell police.

And then he was made a part of a sting. Which he didn't really want to do.
And now he feels bad. Someone he liked has had her life ruined, and his penis is feeling funny and telling him weird things, and somewhere inside he knows he could have hit that and A Great Life Opportunity Has Been Missed.

I feel a little sorry for him. He just found out for the first time that the Right Thing may not be the 'right' thing. And neither one of them got laid. Sad.


Yep. Sounds like this kid underwent a fair bit of trauma as a result of his own immaturity and the inappropriate advances of a much older women. Kids get a pass for being immature; they're kids. Adults don't get a pass for trying to fark them, so she is solely responsible for his trauma. This woman is a lurid slut who richly deserves to have her life ruined for this.
 
2013-01-18 03:54:52 PM
towleroad.typepad.com
Down with icky girl things!
 
2013-01-18 04:08:41 PM
This never happens to people who would appreciate it. Like me.
 
2013-01-18 04:22:46 PM
On the corner of Government and Bay Avenue
The old doomsday fanatic wore a crown of kudzu
Sirens where wailing in the gulf coastal heat
And it seemed like the whole world was in forced retreat

I paid no attention, revolved through the door
Passed the newspaper rack on the worn marble floor
Near civil war history my heart skipped a beat
She was standing in fiction stretched high on bare feet

Love in the library, quiet and cool
Love in the library, there are no rules
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime
I fell in love in the library once upon a time

I was the pirate and she was the queen
Sir Francis and Elizabeth the best there's ever been
Then she strolled past my table and stopped at the stairs
Then sent me a smile as she reached for Flaubert

Love in the library, quiet and cool
Love in the library, there are no rules
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime
I fell in love in the library once upon a time

She gathered her books, walked while she read
Words never spoken but so much was said
You can read all you want into this rendezvous
But it's safer than most things that lovers can do

Well stories have endings and fantasies fade
And the guard by the door starts drawing the shade
So write your own ending and hope it come true
For the lovers and strangers on Bay Avenue

Love in the library, quiet and cool
Love in the library, there are no rules
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime
I fell in love in the library once upon a time
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime
I fell in love in the library once upon a time
 
2013-01-18 04:31:39 PM
OK, seriously, there is nothing wrong with a 16 year old not wanting to have sex, especially with someone who should know better. I'm guessing the kid hasn't had a vasectomy so there is always the chance of pregnancy. And of course STDs. But maybe he just didn't feel like he was ready. For whatever reason, good for him for not allowing himself to be pressured into something he didn't want to do.
 
2013-01-18 04:44:07 PM
Someone studying James Joyce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HviIFg9ePuY
 
2013-01-18 04:58:13 PM

a61sun: [www.bbc.co.uk image 340x255]

Was it her? Cuz if SHE wanted to "slaughter" me, I think I'd run too....


Have at me. There are worse ways to go.

/I've always liked her.
 
2013-01-18 05:31:24 PM
I would initiate an automated search of her institution's catalog database using both keyword search and my ISBN as a unique identifier. Ifyouknowwhatimean.
 
2013-01-18 05:31:29 PM
Wow, a teenaged boy turning down that? That's gayer than Elton John blowing Liberace while taking it in the can from Ian McKellen, and jerking off both Neil Patrick Harris and John Barrowman with Adam Lambert waiting in the wings.
 
2013-01-18 05:40:28 PM
Something's wrong with the little boy. He flirted with the lady and when she's about to give him what he wanted, he goes to the police. What the fuuhck?!

Guys, if we're gonna use women for our sexual needs, at least make sure nobody gets in trouble and we actually want it.

Maybe the kid's really gay and he was just trying to make sure that he really is. After not being turned on by the sexual advances of the woman, he figures out that he probably wants the handsome and lean 40 year old school janitor instead.

You know what else makes me think he's gay? Remember what he did when he received pictures of the woman's boobs? He went on the internet and quickly downloaded a picture of another man's dick. What kind of straight kid does that? If a decent looking woman sends you pictures of her boobs, you immediately jack off or you contact her to have sex ASAP! You don't go online to find pictures of other men's dicks! It's like how straight men, upon seeing an ugly naked picture of a woman, would search for "eye bleach" in the form of busty young females! This kid instead searched for dicks!

The kid should just admit that he's gay, there's nothing wrong with that. What's wrong is if he's really just scared of being found out as being gay and that's why he chose to put on a "macho victim" persona who was about to be abused by a decent woman. Now that's evil.
 
2013-01-18 05:49:25 PM
Hmm... Does the fact that he supposedly downloaded the picture of a dick, instead of sending his own, make a difference as far as child pornography charges go? For either one.
 
2013-01-18 06:15:10 PM

finnished: Hmm... Does the fact that he supposedly downloaded the picture of a dick, instead of sending his own, make a difference as far as child pornography charges go? For either one.


QFA: Weeks later she sent him "two pictures of her breasts" after he sent her a photograph of a penis that he downloaded from the Internet, he said in the statement.

when I read it I thought he downloaded a penis from the internet and sent her a picture of it.
 
2013-01-18 06:46:20 PM
FARK, I'm glad you finally decided to come out of the closet. Back in the day you were trying a little too hard by posting many more pictures like this in a thread about librarians:

imgix.8tracks.com
 
2013-01-18 06:53:30 PM

GreenSun: Something's wrong with the little boy. He flirted with the lady and when she's about to give him what he wanted, he goes to the police. What the fuuhck?!

Guys, if we're gonna use women for our sexual needs, at least make sure nobody gets in trouble and we actually want it.

Maybe the kid's really gay and he was just trying to make sure that he really is. After not being turned on by the sexual advances of the woman, he figures out that he probably wants the handsome and lean 40 year old school janitor instead.

You know what else makes me think he's gay? Remember what he did when he received pictures of the woman's boobs? He went on the internet and quickly downloaded a picture of another man's dick. What kind of straight kid does that? If a decent looking woman sends you pictures of her boobs, you immediately jack off or you contact her to have sex ASAP! You don't go online to find pictures of other men's dicks! It's like how straight men, upon seeing an ugly naked picture of a woman, would search for "eye bleach" in the form of busty young females! This kid instead searched for dicks!

The kid should just admit that he's gay, there's nothing wrong with that. What's wrong is if he's really just scared of being found out as being gay and that's why he chose to put on a "macho victim" persona who was about to be abused by a decent woman. Now that's evil.


Just because he didn't want to have sex with her doesn't mean he is gay. He's 16 years old. I'm sure you had your shiat completely together at that age.
 
2013-01-18 07:50:56 PM
Not that sticking it in every desperate psycho that pulls at your pants is a good measure of "having your shiat completely together," either.
 
2013-01-18 09:03:29 PM

AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


That was my impression.

He's going to make some nice girl very bored some day.
 
2013-01-18 10:22:21 PM
I would do her, but she needs to put on her sexy librarian glasses first.
 
2013-01-18 10:42:27 PM

KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother. somehow i saw how the pleasure i treasured would disappear in a poof were i to speak a word so i kept my big mouth shut and gave thanks and praise to God Almighty for the bounty he had bestowed upon me.

-=-
You have my sincere respect.
(I can totally relate.)
 
2013-01-18 11:13:46 PM
This sounds like it would have made a great episode on the old Dobie Gillis show.
 
2013-01-18 11:36:22 PM
Hot librarian thread?

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-18 11:55:09 PM
FTFA: "She was concerned that she would get in trouble if anyone ever found out what was going on,"

And yet she went ahead and did it anyway...
 
2013-01-18 11:59:34 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: jehovahs witness protection: It's a trap.

Useless without pic.

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a Persian (Mughal?) prince is a trap?
 
2013-01-19 12:06:41 AM

Bucky Katt: Benevolent Misanthrope: jehovahs witness protection: It's a trap.

Useless without pic.

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a Persian (Mughal?) prince is a trap?


Sighhhhhh.

Can you guess his name?  Go on.  Guess.
 
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