Attempted rape is funny.

He got into her car for almost a half-hour

Was the door hinge too tight or something?

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

It's a trap.

AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.

"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

So how's that homosexuality working out for you?

GoodyearPimp: She is expected to be sentenced Feb. 26 to three years probation.

I think that's fair. Because a 33 year old man attempting (unsuccessfully) to coerce a 16 year old girl gets thrown in the general prison population and raped for the rest of his life.

True dat.

I love how this is paired with the sponsored link "13 things your child's teacher won't tell you."  Hilarious.

hmm..

"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."



I guess this would have played out differently.

I hope she gets raped in prison.
I hear that's what happens

at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother. somehow i saw how the pleasure i treasured would disappear in a poof were i to speak a word so i kept my big mouth shut and gave thanks and praise to God Almighty for the bounty he had bestowed upon me.

/another boy insisted on telling of his own similar experience in their bedrooms and my girlfriends weight lifting brother beat the tar out of him every time he saw the lad

This part is telling: " I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me."

My guess is he was Hot For Teacher (librarian) but as things unfolded, unfolded like the supple petals of a young woman's secret tulip, flush with passion, swelling and opening to feel the heat of the sun...

...uhh, as she grew more aroused and excited by the prospect of this young stud mounting her like a fine chestnut stallion, his smooth young face not yet bristling with the beard of a man, yet nothing missing from his manhood, no. His youthful, athletic body flooded with hormones, prime and lush, untainted by the stress and fatigue of maturity and responsibility, knowing nothing but unrefined lust and newfound desire as his burgeoning sexuality, raging and potent, yet still mysterious and filled with surprise....


...that is, she found the prospect of a youthful lover invigorating and thrilling. Faced with her own maturity and transition from fresh-faced young co-ed to professional woman, the duties, expectations, and obligations increasing with the years, now to fell again like a debutante, virginal and chaste to be taken for the first time by her handsome young lover, the secrets and wonders of her body to be discovered and explored by them both for the first time...


...I mean, really, in the face of that, you can see how she might be driven mad with passion and excitement. A fragile woman might find herself overcome with this newfound power and the thought of rejection fills her with rage and confusion, prompting her to use severe language like destroy, slaughter, castrate, poisoning your family, hiring some thugs to break your legs and mutilate your hands so that any woman you may court will be filled with revulsion at the thought of your hideous claws on her body, you'll live, but you'll never know the pleasures you could have had with her, not with another. Only loneliness and misery as your crushed and broken fingers can't even pleasure your own flesh. Cursed forever to stumble through the worst parts of the ugly city seeking out the most wretched, drug-addicted prostitutes for only they can suffer your loathsome disfigurements and will deign to masturbate what's left of your scarred and dreadful genitals.

That might prompt a young fella to go to the cops. I could see that.

Sail The Wide Accountancy: "I told her I wasn't sure if I wanted to but she kept asking. She said she was going to come to my house right then. I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me. She told me she would not hurt me but I felt the situation was getting out of hand."

Did nobody else go to the second page? The Slaughtering part gives me some pause. The woman might have been WAY crazier than we know. Kid might have been interested at first but genuinely felt unsafe.

ya, wonder how she didn't get hit with making threats