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2013-01-18 07:58:39 AM
Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really
 
2013-01-18 08:15:13 AM

finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really


FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."


I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really
 
2013-01-18 08:43:40 AM
Penal codes.
 
2013-01-18 08:54:24 AM
Attempted rape is funny.
 
2013-01-18 09:13:07 AM
He got into her car for almost a half-hour

Was the door hinge too tight or something?
 
2013-01-18 09:28:56 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really


Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.
 
2013-01-18 09:30:32 AM

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


It's a trap.
 
2013-01-18 09:41:05 AM

jehovahs witness protection: It's a trap.


Useless without pic.

i1214.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 09:42:40 AM

AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.
 
2013-01-18 09:47:23 AM
NEW ROCHELLE

www.festology.com
 
2013-01-18 09:53:10 AM

kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.


Who's to say it isn't both?  And honestly - if a kid started flirting with me, I'd shut that shiat down immediately.  He'd get a look so cold and a talking to so stern, it'd make his balls pull back out of fear.  And then I'd document the shiat out of it.

That librarian is completely to blame for being a kidd-diddler.  But teenagers are farking evil, and they're batshiat insane, too.
 
2013-01-18 09:55:01 AM
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

So how's that homosexuality working out for you?
 
2013-01-18 10:01:02 AM

hinten: Attempted rape is funny.


It doesn't appear to be a legitimate rape. Why? Because her body didn't shut it down.
 
2013-01-18 10:01:19 AM
"I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

cache.gawker.com
 
2013-01-18 10:03:27 AM
She is expected to be sentenced Feb. 26 to three years probation.

I think that's fair. Because a 33 year old man attempting (unsuccessfully) to coerce a 16 year old girl gets thrown in the general prison population and raped for the rest of his life.
 
2013-01-18 10:03:39 AM
He's either gay or extremely stupid.
 
2013-01-18 10:04:03 AM
came here to call the kid a homosexual, I see my work is already done.
 
2013-01-18 10:04:04 AM
The kid must've previously learned that you just don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-01-18 10:05:13 AM

mantic: The kid must've previously learned that you just don't stick your dick in crazy.


This is an important life lesson, which unfortunately you can only learn by actually doing it first.
 
2013-01-18 10:06:05 AM
I keep alight a small hope, that for every small-town boy that turns in his teacher for something like this, that there are five more pumping away for all they are worth.
 
2013-01-18 10:08:27 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.

Who's to say it isn't both?  And honestly - if a kid started flirting with me, I'd shut that shiat down immediately.  He'd get a look so cold and a talking to so stern, it'd make his balls pull back out of fear.  And then I'd document the shiat out of it.

That librarian is completely to blame for being a kidd-diddler.  But teenagers are farking evil, and they're batshiat insane, too.


I volunteered in my daughter's schools every year and enjoyed it.  I look back on this participation and see that the simple, random acts of kindness or nurturing could have me in serious legal trouble with today's standards and hysteria. Yes, I hugged children and actually let a few sit on my lap while waiting for their parents to pick them up. I would not do that now.
It is a sad statement about our society when well meaning people are afraid to interact with children.
 
2013-01-18 10:08:51 AM

jehovahs witness protection: AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

It's a trap.


Yep. He is either deliberately trying to ruin the woman's life, or is being manipulated by his parents.
 
2013-01-18 10:09:53 AM

GoodyearPimp: She is expected to be sentenced Feb. 26 to three years probation.

I think that's fair. Because a 33 year old man attempting (unsuccessfully) to coerce a 16 year old girl gets thrown in the general prison population and raped for the rest of his life.


True dat.
 
2013-01-18 10:10:45 AM
I love how this is paired with the sponsored link "13 things your child's teacher won't tell you."  Hilarious.
 
2013-01-18 10:12:13 AM
You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.
 
2013-01-18 10:13:27 AM
hmm..

www.newrochelletalk.com
 
2013-01-18 10:13:48 AM
Kid sounds like a bit of a gash-tease.
 
2013-01-18 10:14:12 AM
 
2013-01-18 10:14:40 AM
Moderately alright looking librarian attempts to boink teenager

And i understand it was a sworn statement, so there's no verbal coaching, whatsoever

/the surprising thing to me us that the teen rejected get
//surprising and suspicious
 
2013-01-18 10:15:21 AM

JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.


Yeah I was thinking that too... they didn't actually have sex. Surely it's not kosher for her to send pictures of her sweater puppies to a minor and she can be busted on that, but... statuatory rape? Don't think so.

In any case, her career is pretty much over. Also, her fiancee if he has half a brain will dump her. The whole thing seems pretty sad and desperate to me, but whatevs.
 
2013-01-18 10:15:37 AM

zedster: hmm..

[www.newrochelletalk.com image 455x455]


Yarrrr, I wonder why the teen didn't want to plunder that booty.
 
2013-01-18 10:15:52 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.

Who's to say it isn't both?  And honestly - if a kid started flirting with me, I'd shut that shiat down immediately.  He'd get a look so cold and a talking to so stern, it'd make his balls pull back out of fear.  And then I'd document the shiat out of it.

That librarian is completely to blame for being a kidd-diddler.  But teenagers are farking evil, and they're batshiat insane, too.


This times a thousand. Most teenagers don't have a clue what they want and don't think beyond the immediate moment. The kid probably was enjoying the flirting. He was pushing to see how far the flirting could go out of some kind of "challenge accepted" mentality. Just like when you are making out and testing boundaries to see how far your base running is going to get.

Bad situation, librarian should have known better. She is an adult, she knows the risks and teenagers are nothing if not fickle.
 
2013-01-18 10:16:26 AM
Hey kid, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-01-18 10:16:56 AM
i would have hid this from my parents and everyone else and masturbated furiously about every picture or glimpse i got of her.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:33 AM
I'd need to check her reference section, go all the way through her card catalog, and make extra sure she wasn't on any periodicals. After 2 weeks with me she'd need rebinded at the very least.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:41 AM
"I told her I wasn't sure if I wanted to but she kept asking. She said she was going to come to my house right then. I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me. She told me she would not hurt me but I felt the situation was getting out of hand."

Did nobody else go to the second page? The Slaughtering part gives me some pause. The woman might have been WAY crazier than we know. Kid might have been interested at first but genuinely felt unsafe.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:56 AM
Hot
www.newrochelletalk.com
 
2013-01-18 10:18:07 AM

JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.



There's a subtle difference between thinking "I'd hit it", and going into someones home, shoving them on the bed, and pulling down their pants. And I'm fairly certain that the latter is usually called "attempted rape" in every modern civilized society.
 
2013-01-18 10:18:29 AM
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

images.digitalspy.co.uk

I guess this would have played out differently.
 
2013-01-18 10:18:31 AM
Dammit, beaten to it.
 
2013-01-18 10:18:50 AM
I hope she gets raped in prison.
I hear that's what happens
 
2013-01-18 10:20:28 AM
at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother. somehow i saw how the pleasure i treasured would disappear in a poof were i to speak a word so i kept my big mouth shut and gave thanks and praise to God Almighty for the bounty he had bestowed upon me.

/another boy insisted on telling of his own similar experience in their bedrooms and my girlfriends weight lifting brother beat the tar out of him every time he saw the lad
 
2013-01-18 10:21:40 AM
This part is telling: " I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me."

My guess is he was Hot For Teacher (librarian) but as things unfolded, unfolded like the supple petals of a young woman's secret tulip, flush with passion, swelling and opening to feel the heat of the sun...

...uhh, as she grew more aroused and excited by the prospect of this young stud mounting her like a fine chestnut stallion, his smooth young face not yet bristling with the beard of a man, yet nothing missing from his manhood, no. His youthful, athletic body flooded with hormones, prime and lush, untainted by the stress and fatigue of maturity and responsibility, knowing nothing but unrefined lust and newfound desire as his burgeoning sexuality, raging and potent, yet still mysterious and filled with surprise....


...that is, she found the prospect of a youthful lover invigorating and thrilling. Faced with her own maturity and transition from fresh-faced young co-ed to professional woman, the duties, expectations, and obligations increasing with the years, now to fell again like a debutante, virginal and chaste to be taken for the first time by her handsome young lover, the secrets and wonders of her body to be discovered and explored by them both for the first time...


...I mean, really, in the face of that, you can see how she might be driven mad with passion and excitement. A fragile woman might find herself overcome with this newfound power and the thought of rejection fills her with rage and confusion, prompting her to use severe language like destroy, slaughter, castrate, poisoning your family, hiring some thugs to break your legs and mutilate your hands so that any woman you may court will be filled with revulsion at the thought of your hideous claws on her body, you'll live, but you'll never know the pleasures you could have had with her, not with another. Only loneliness and misery as your crushed and broken fingers can't even pleasure your own flesh. Cursed forever to stumble through the worst parts of the ugly city seeking out the most wretched, drug-addicted prostitutes for only they can suffer your loathsome disfigurements and will deign to masturbate what's left of your scarred and dreadful genitals.

That might prompt a young fella to go to the cops. I could see that.
 
2013-01-18 10:21:43 AM
I might have to put my flamesuit on for this one, but I'm not seeing where the "rape" part that people keep mentioning comes from (except statutory, duh). They had a history of sultry emails/texts. They had talked about having sex. She showed up at his place and was simply very forward with him, under the well-founded assumption that he was willing and ready. He pushed her off and said no, and at least according to TFA, it was over. It makes no mention of her threatening him or trying to assert herself any further.

/not trying to be an apologist, just think we shouldn't go crying wolf
//again, the "statutory" situation and the legal assertion that minors can't consent is a whole other can of worms.
 
2013-01-18 10:22:57 AM

AbbeySomeone: Benevolent Misanthrope: finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really

FTFA: "I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement.

"We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

I can totally see a teenager writing like this, all on his own, with no coaching.

Totally.

/not really

Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


That was my take exactly. Uberasshole leads her on with the sole intent of having some giggles at her expense then ruining her life. F that "kid".
 
2013-01-18 10:24:06 AM

Sail The Wide Accountancy: "I told her I wasn't sure if I wanted to but she kept asking. She said she was going to come to my house right then. I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me. She told me she would not hurt me but I felt the situation was getting out of hand."

Did nobody else go to the second page? The Slaughtering part gives me some pause. The woman might have been WAY crazier than we know. Kid might have been interested at first but genuinely felt unsafe.


ya, wonder how she didn't get hit with making threats
 
2013-01-18 10:24:32 AM

God-is-a-Taco: I hope she gets raped in prison.
I hear that's what happens


That would be hot.
 
2013-01-18 10:24:57 AM
Dude, come on. You get to nail the librarian at your house. Bonus, if you are semi descent, you could get to nail her whenever you are at school. Double bonus, you could earn some "extra credit" by helping the poorly funded school library staff. Farking bonus, your stock with the ladies your own age goes up b/c, in their eyes you must have done something right for this older woman to pay attention to you.

BUT NOOOOO....."I didn't want to so I pushed her off me." "At first, I was just kind of playing around with her and wanted to see how far I could take it but she seemed to be very interested in actually having sex," he told police. "We then started texting with each other. The conversations and texts became more intense and sexual in nature."

/Don't feel bad for him
///You will NEVER EVER get an opportunity like that again in your life
///Would show her how the Dewey Decimal System really works
////Son_I_am_disappointed.jpg
 
2013-01-18 10:26:21 AM
I blame all the hormones they put in milk these days.

/my lawn, off it
 
2013-01-18 10:27:50 AM

sid244: Bonus, if you are semi descent,


img32.imageshack.us
 
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