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(The Sun)   Jennifer Love Hewitt to go fully nude in The Client List this season. Def Leppard said it best   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 125
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2013-01-18 08:57:37 AM
Def Leppard said it best " You only need one arm to masturbate."
 
2013-01-18 09:05:36 AM
Love bites?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 09:09:50 AM
I didn't know one of their songs was called "20 years too late." I'm not really a fan.
 
2013-01-18 09:10:45 AM
Pour some sugar on me?
 
2013-01-18 09:13:52 AM
For those about to rock?
 
2013-01-18 09:16:12 AM

ZAZ: I didn't know one of their songs was called "20 years too late." I'm not really a fan.


The woman is still damn hot.

In before the cottage cheese thigh pic at the beach from a few years ago that idiots still post despite the fact she has lost weight again since then
 
2013-01-18 09:17:52 AM
Which I'm sure Lifetime will broadcast, unaltered.

"Holy shiat, check out those pixels!!!"
 
2013-01-18 09:29:01 AM
I don't get the Def Leppard reference.
 
2013-01-18 09:33:37 AM
www.african-safari-journals.com

*roar* WHAT *roar* WHAT!?

/You is some kind of idiot, aren't you weasel?
 
2013-01-18 09:37:31 AM

Trivia Jockey: I don't get the Def Leppard reference.


Isn't it obvious? Gunter glieben glauchen globen.
 
2013-01-18 09:40:00 AM

ZAZ: I didn't know one of their songs was called "20 years too late." I'm not really a fan.


So she peaked at 13?
 
2013-01-18 09:49:24 AM
black dog?

/... sits, waits...
 
2013-01-18 10:00:02 AM
Bringing on the heartbreak?
 
2013-01-18 10:04:09 AM
She's an Animal?

She's causing Hysteria in this thread?

Armageddontits?

/still don't get it
 
2013-01-18 10:07:32 AM
F-f-f-foolin?

Rock of Ages?
 
2013-01-18 10:08:01 AM
Subby's gonna love her like a bomb?
 
2013-01-18 10:21:42 AM
She's hot but I'm not sure I could deal with her dominant personality.
 
2013-01-18 10:33:06 AM
Have you ever needed someone so bad?

Two steps behind?

Photograph?

Thanks to the internet, I could do this all day.
 
2013-01-18 10:37:29 AM

Hmm, I'll go with "Lady Strange." It seems to be the best fit from Def Leppard's only three canonical albums:


upload.wikimedia.org  upload.wikimedia.org   upload.wikimedia.org


Some poseurs keep suggesting that there may be more, but that is absolutely and un-equivocally FALSE.

/could also go with "Sorrow Is A Woman"
 
2013-01-18 10:41:44 AM
Def Leppard said it best: MOTHER OF GOD
 
2013-01-18 10:45:14 AM
I'm sure she won't be 'nude' nude; she will likely be tastefully covered by sheets and strategically placed limbs.

Would still hit it like a 90 year old Floridan driving into the DMV office when they mix up the brake and the
accelerator.
 
2013-01-18 10:45:24 AM
They wrote a song called "Cock Tease"? Must have been on one of their box sets.
 
2013-01-18 10:48:56 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: She's hot but I'm not sure I could deal with her dominant personality.


img005.lazygirls.info
 
2013-01-18 10:51:56 AM

grokca: Def Leppard said it best " You only need one arm to masturbate."


Ok, I laughed.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:12 AM
Let's Get Rocked?

Two Steps Behind?

Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad?
 
2013-01-18 10:56:35 AM
Foo foo foo foolin'?
 
2013-01-18 10:57:32 AM

NuttierThanEver: ZAZ: I didn't know one of their songs was called "20 years too late." I'm not really a fan.

The woman is still damn hot.

In before the cottage cheese thigh pic at the beach from a few years ago that idiots still post despite the fact she has lost weight again since then


Here it is white knights!!! Knight Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

celebritiesgettingfat.com
 
2013-01-18 10:58:48 AM

syberpud: grokca: Def Leppard said it best " You only need one arm to masturbate."

Ok, I laughed.


Agreed. Save me a seat on the bus.
 
2013-01-18 11:09:00 AM

Diogenes: antidisestablishmentarianism: She's hot but I'm not sure I could deal with her dominant personality.

[img005.lazygirls.info image 640x465]


WTF does personality have to do with anything.

Two Words: "Pearl Necklace"

No coversation required
 
2013-01-18 11:12:31 AM
I'd hit that so hard she'd be calling me Chris Brown. Even when she was out of shape she was still hotter than 3/4 of the pretenders in Hollywood.

To quote Andrew Dice Clay "I'd do shiat to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal!"
 
2013-01-18 11:12:36 AM
How long until the unedited video hits the internet?
 
2013-01-18 11:13:31 AM
Def Leppard said "Don't Worry, Be Happy".
 
2013-01-18 11:14:00 AM
Isnt this show on Lifetime? So that means maybe a lil butt crack and some sideboob?
 
2013-01-18 11:14:32 AM
"Balls to the Wall"?
 
2013-01-18 11:14:41 AM
It's too late...for Love (to get naked)?
 
2013-01-18 11:14:44 AM
Hysteria?
 
2013-01-18 11:15:43 AM
Watch a show on Lifetime for non-nude nudity?

Pass.

I'll wait for the .gifs to hit the interwebs.
 
2013-01-18 11:16:04 AM
I'm going to have to go with Photograph. Like Subby wants to see a photograph of this? That's the closest I can come to a logical relation.
 
2013-01-18 11:21:46 AM
Nude on tv. And the lifetime channel at that. I'd guess she'll be wearing a flesh colored top so not even the people on set get a good look. But, maybe I've just gotten tired of the so and so will appear nude publicity whoring. It's tv. If she was supposed to be nude in a movie and it wasn't PG then I'd have to go see it.
 
2013-01-18 11:21:52 AM
It'll be blurred which means she'll be wearing flesh colored underwear and pasties.

Instead of going for cheap publicity for your show and begging people to put her in the top 5 of Maxims list.......just do Playboy and you'll end up in the top 5.
 
2013-01-18 11:23:23 AM
Amy Poehler said it best, "none of us have plans to do porn."
 
2013-01-18 11:25:33 AM
It's basic cable so legally they can show everything they show on Cinemax. They just never do because of the sponsors. Especially the screeching hens that watch Lifetime.
 
2013-01-18 11:30:53 AM
Come on Steve?
 
2013-01-18 11:32:11 AM
FTFA...

"Although bosses at cable network Lifetime will be forced to blur out her more intimate parts..."

Boner fading...fading...gone.
 
2013-01-18 11:34:59 AM

I suspect there is more skin in hese photos than we'll actually see on TV.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-18 11:36:13 AM

Mugato: It's basic cable so legally they can show everything they show on Cinemax. They just never do because of the sponsors. Especially the screeching hens that watch Lifetime.


Unless the semi-nude woman in question was setting a man on fire for leaving the toilet seat up.

or some such thing
 
2013-01-18 11:40:06 AM
I'll be happy if we get a decent unobstructed bare butt shot out of her, at least, but I'm not holding my breath.

She does the same shiat Jennifer Aniston does to get press...word will leak out that "Jen's going NUDE in her upcoming movie (insert insipid movie title here)", then she does a few photo shoots that show you everything BUT the good parts, then when the payoff comes, she blue balls you and either chickens out at the last minute and has them cut the scene in question out (see that stupid hippie movie she did last year) and/or says later "I never said I'd show anything...".

One reason I'm not an Aniston fan anymore...got tired of the build up and the inevitable let down afterwards.
 
2013-01-18 11:40:45 AM
Make love like a man?
 
2013-01-18 11:42:35 AM
Die Hard the Hunter?
 
2013-01-18 11:45:13 AM

ZAZ: I didn't know one of their songs was called "20 years too late." I'm not really a fan.


This was her 20 years ago.

i2.listal.com

Why don't you have a seat over there...
 
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