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(Mental Floss)   Remember last week's media delight over the fact that pubic lice were going extinct? Yeah, turns out the science is about as real as Manti Te'o's girlfriend   ( divider line
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2013-01-18 11:35:55 AM  
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DjangoStonereaver: Human public lice are a distinct species from human head lice. Neither can live in the other's preferred

Human public lice are genetically descended from the lice that parasitize gorillas.

THAT is NASTY, baby.

That's why I usually recommend that people keep their public lice and privates lice separate.
2013-01-18 11:13:08 AM  
2 votes:
So Manti Te'o has non-existent pubic lice?
2013-01-18 11:06:33 AM  
2 votes:
That story just scratched the surface.
2013-01-18 05:27:58 PM  
1 vote:

kendelrio: Csb:
Had a buddy in the Marines catch crabs once. Convinced him the best way to get rid of them was to soak his balls in zippo lighter fluid then shave them. He couldn't walk right for a week!

/end csb

He did it wrong.
You shave one side, then put lighter fluid on the unshaved side and set it on fire.
When the crabs run to the shaved side, you stab them with an ice pick.

Guaranteed to work.
2013-01-18 12:47:34 PM  
1 vote:
Even it at their bitter end, the will always have truck stop hookers ...

Lice Nirvana. The Promised Land.
2013-01-18 12:08:33 PM  
1 vote:
When you read the headline wrong department:

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2013-01-18 11:29:52 AM  
1 vote:
So I shaved my balls for nothing?
2013-01-18 11:24:34 AM  
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2013-01-18 11:15:05 AM  
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offmymeds: So Manti Te'o has non-existent pubic lice?

He got them when he visiting her up in Canada.
2013-01-18 09:12:44 AM  
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