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(Huffington Post)   Five things you didn't know about bras. Missing from list: why it's so damn hard to take them off with one hand   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 34
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2013-01-18 09:24:47 AM
5 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Emergency seat beltbra strap cutter. For safety.
2013-01-18 09:24:17 AM
3 votes:
its easy to remove a bra with one hand. Just remove the blade from close to her neck and cut the strings of it.

IT WAS A JOKE
2013-01-18 09:23:45 AM
3 votes:
I just use a chainsaw to take them off now
2013-01-18 09:19:44 AM
3 votes:

Yes please: colinspooky: It's easy. Whoa, does this mean I am an 'expert' at something?

If the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.


That's funny I've never had any trouble getting her bra off
2013-01-18 09:18:42 AM
3 votes:
In Germany, Bras are called Der Floppem Schtoppems.
2013-01-18 11:31:37 AM
2 votes:
img2-2.timeinc.net

Had a problem with a bra......
2013-01-18 11:05:28 AM
2 votes:
Damn it!
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-01-18 09:48:56 AM
2 votes:
The couple times I've been with a woman I could not take her bra off with one hand or two, so I never got to see her bare breasts. I've seen bare breasts online and in movies though.
2013-01-18 09:45:49 AM
2 votes:

ThatGuyOverThere: Has anybody else noticed that women get nervous if you're very fast at taking a bra off, but angry if you're very slow.
There is seriously no pleasing these women. well, there is, but that comes a little after taking their bra of at juuuust the right speed.


ftfy
2013-01-18 09:27:31 AM
2 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 260x193]
Emergency seat beltbra strap cutter. For safety.

Hmmm that's way easier to bring on a date than a chainsaw.....


But not as erotic.
2013-01-18 08:14:23 AM
2 votes:

colinspooky: It's easy. Whoa, does this mean I am an 'expert' at something?


If the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.
2013-01-18 03:57:20 PM
1 votes:

kroonermanblack: CigaretteSmokingMan:

That's not a push up. That's implants.

And good luck to the guys saying his wife has implants.

On fark that's a sin and no woman should ever get them and that makes her an ugly horrible creature etc etc.


I know a woman who had a single mastectomy, got an implant, then tattooed an eyepatch over it with a skull and crossbones where the nipple should be.
2013-01-18 03:34:31 PM
1 votes:
I thought American bras were easy for men to remove!

///one Yank and they're off
2013-01-18 02:02:16 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: We offer bras in sizes up to a N cup. But most bra manufacturers aren't bra fitters. The female body has changed, and department stores haven't caught on yet, which is why they offer such a limited size run.

"Modern American women are morbidly obese, and we are ready to make them feel good about their fatty deposits."


Tell you what, you go ahead with that, Sparky. You go ahead and shame fat women by not making clothes in their size.

Now tell me, why are all the fat people walking around naked?
2013-01-18 01:28:53 PM
1 votes:
This thread did not live up to its potential. Most of you are fired.
2013-01-18 01:03:55 PM
1 votes:

iamrex: I don't get the fascination with the one-handed bra removal. I mean, are you all doing it with double-arm amputees? I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level and my guy can keep using both his hands elsewhere...


Sometimes the other 3 hands are..occupied.
2013-01-18 12:53:10 PM
1 votes:
When I was growing up I always heard guys talking about how hard bras are to remove with one hand. I've never run into an issue when it was fair. By that I mean - my fiance have a few which clasp in the front, which led to a lot of frustration in the dark. Also, she has a few which have more than one set of clasps (not sure why). There is one hook/eye about an inch from another set of hooks/eyes, and you have to get them all. I think the bra designers figured they were making it too easy.
2013-01-18 12:41:16 PM
1 votes:
Been married for 13 years and to this day i still 'practice' by one handing the wifes bra randomly while giving her a hug. Left hand or right I can undo it before she even knows I'm going for it.

Annoys the crap out of her, but hey, you have to stay sharp!
2013-01-18 12:32:20 PM
1 votes:

MylesHeartVodak: I don't think subby has even seen a bra, other than on the rack at Walmart. Pretty easy with thumb and forefinger. So is the bra.


Photo of rack?

/Since it was at Walmart, maybe not.
2013-01-18 10:21:28 AM
1 votes:
Snarfangel

karnal: In Germany, Bras are called Der Floppem Schtoppems.

Wouldn't it be Die Floppen Schtoppems?

/unless it is for men, of course.


I should have kept it neutral and went with Das Floppem Schtoppems.


/Meine Deutsch ist nicht so gut
2013-01-18 10:01:25 AM
1 votes:
I work at a department store and occasionally we have special "Bra Fit Events." We have specialists who have been trained on how to do a proper bra fitting. What amused me though is one of them was a guy. Legally the company could not refuse to train him, so he is a certified bra fit specialist, though he has yet to get any "hands on" experience.
2013-01-18 10:01:17 AM
1 votes:
those poor women have no nipples!
2013-01-18 09:59:57 AM
1 votes:

iamrex: I don't get the fascination with the one-handed bra removal. I mean, are you all doing it with double-arm amputees? I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level and my guy can keep using both his hands elsewhere...


Would you want a Christmas present that unwraps itself?
2013-01-18 09:56:54 AM
1 votes:

natas6.0: THEN..the husqvarna
timing is everything


It is everything! 14,000+ rpm and if the tune is off by a little bit or an ignition or fuel issue the saw may ruin the mood. I do prefer my 361 for that reason...
2013-01-18 09:35:03 AM
1 votes:
spacemanjones

there's NOTHING more erotic than a chainsaw

first some wine
 then a nice, snug TK

THEN..the husqvarna
timing is everything
2013-01-18 09:31:33 AM
1 votes:

karnal: TheHappyCanadian

I knew all of those and I'm a man

/someone needs to invent a shoulder strap that doesn't slide down by the end of the day


Yeah - but minus points for being Canadian.

/sorry - I don't make the rules.


hey don't apologize, they'll think you're one of us.

/sorry
2013-01-18 09:25:06 AM
1 votes:
TheHappyCanadian

I knew all of those and I'm a man

/someone needs to invent a shoulder strap that doesn't slide down by the end of the day



Yeah - but minus points for being Canadian.

/sorry - I don't make the rules.
2013-01-18 09:21:27 AM
1 votes:

Yes please: TenJed_77: Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.

Your wife is trying to make you feel better.

That doesn't really sound like her. And I had been able to with every other girlfriend. And with her previously as well. In fact, I don't think she can do it herself anymore either.


.
It's called arthritis.
2013-01-18 09:21:06 AM
1 votes:
Has anybody else noticed that women get nervous if you're very fast at taking a bra off, but angry if you're very slow.
There is seriously no pleasing these women. well, there is, but that comes a little after taking their bra of at juuuust the right speed.
2013-01-18 09:18:27 AM
1 votes:
One handed, in the dark, while shiatfaced, no problem. Two hands? I'd have an easier time getting into Ft. Knox.

Practice makes perfect
2013-01-18 09:14:55 AM
1 votes:

Yes please: TenJed_77: Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.

Your wife is trying to make you feel better.

That doesn't really sound like her. And I had been able to with every other girlfriend. And with her previously as well. In fact, I don't think she can do it herself anymore either.



Tell her to get the ones with the little metal hooks....easy one-hand removal.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 08:53:42 AM
1 votes:
We offer bras in sizes up to a N cup. But most bra manufacturers aren't bra fitters. The female body has changed, and department stores haven't caught on yet, which is why they offer such a limited size run.

"Modern American women are morbidly obese, and we are ready to make them feel good about their fatty deposits."
2013-01-18 08:50:29 AM
1 votes:

TenJed_77: Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.

Your wife is trying to make you feel better.


That doesn't really sound like her. And I had been able to with every other girlfriend. And with her previously as well. In fact, I don't think she can do it herself anymore either.
2013-01-18 08:37:42 AM
1 votes:

Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.


Your wife is trying to make you feel better.
 
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