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(Huffington Post)   Five things you didn't know about bras. Missing from list: why it's so damn hard to take them off with one hand   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 119
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2013-01-18 02:53:02 PM  
My wifes' got big ass tits with implants, doesn't need a bra, her tits stick out like headlights on a jeep.
 
2013-01-18 02:57:45 PM  

NewWorldDan: Front closure bras usually take two hands, but that's ok, because the boobs are right there. Then again, I haven't encountered one of those in many years.


Had a GF in college with a front closing bra.

Managed to undress her completely with just my teeth.

/fun times
 
2013-01-18 03:29:39 PM  
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2013-01-18 03:32:21 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan:


That's not a push up. That's implants.

And good luck to the guys saying his wife has implants.

On fark that's a sin and no woman should ever get them and that makes her an ugly horrible creature etc etc.
 
2013-01-18 03:34:31 PM  
I thought American bras were easy for men to remove!

///one Yank and they're off
 
2013-01-18 03:47:50 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: iamrex: I don't get the fascination with the one-handed bra removal. I mean, are you all doing it with double-arm amputees? I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level and my guy can keep using both his hands elsewhere...

You need the other hand free to hold her down.

Personally, I don't date women who need bras.


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2013-01-18 03:55:05 PM  

TenJed_77: Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.

Your wife is trying to make you feel better.


Funny... she tries to make many people feel better.
 
2013-01-18 03:56:32 PM  

yanoosh: My wifes' got big ass tits with implants, doesn't need a bra, her tits stick out like headlights on a jeep.


Cues that XKCD comic about moving the hyphen from before "ass" to after "ass"...
 
2013-01-18 03:57:20 PM  

kroonermanblack: CigaretteSmokingMan:

That's not a push up. That's implants.

And good luck to the guys saying his wife has implants.

On fark that's a sin and no woman should ever get them and that makes her an ugly horrible creature etc etc.


I know a woman who had a single mastectomy, got an implant, then tattooed an eyepatch over it with a skull and crossbones where the nipple should be.
 
2013-01-18 04:24:08 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: Felix_T_Cat: natas6.0: spacemanjones

there's NOTHING more erotic than a chainsaw

first some wine
 then a nice, snug TK

THEN..the husqvarna
timing is everything

This! Bought her a husqvarna for the 10 year. She was very happy with it. Replaced that crappy homelite I got her when we started dating.

Please tell me you use that to remove her bra.

/please


Sorry, was long ago & far away.
 
2013-01-18 04:38:53 PM  
Huh. I've never had problems removing them with one hand.

But then again, I've dated only skinny girls.
 
2013-01-18 05:31:35 PM  
If it is an 18 hour bra, what happens on the 19th hour?....thanks for your support.
 
2013-01-18 06:02:06 PM  
I just don't buy them. Problem solved.
 
2013-01-18 07:27:49 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: kroonermanblack: CigaretteSmokingMan:

That's not a push up. That's implants.

And good luck to the guys saying his wife has implants.

On fark that's a sin and no woman should ever get them and that makes her an ugly horrible creature etc etc.

I know a woman who had a single mastectomy, got an implant, then tattooed an eyepatch over it with a skull and crossbones where the nipple should be.


She sounds fun.
 
2013-01-18 08:55:13 PM  
Getting a bra undone is easy. I can do it with 2 fingers. Unfortunately my boobs left.
 
2013-01-18 09:37:08 PM  

006deluxe: If you can't do it with one hand you have problems.

/can do it with my teeth


Fark that. I just say "Mrs. Buck, take off your bra."  Ta-DA!
 
2013-01-18 10:58:14 PM  

Yes please: colinspooky: It's easy. Whoa, does this mean I am an 'expert' at something?

If the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.


She is. If you can snap your fingers, you can do it. Literally the same thing.
 
2013-01-18 11:59:37 PM  
Fun fact: not only can I take a bra off in seconds with one hand, I can do it with one foot in seconds as well.

/subs must not get laid much
 
2013-01-19 08:08:47 PM  
When I was in college front loaders were popular...those were tailor made for fast one handed opening.
 
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