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2013-01-18 09:55:12 AM
I've never had a problem with one-handed bra removal. All it takes is good manual dexterity, and I take my wife's bra off of her almost every night. Keeps the arthritis at bay.
 
2013-01-18 09:56:54 AM

natas6.0: THEN..the husqvarna
timing is everything


It is everything! 14,000+ rpm and if the tune is off by a little bit or an ignition or fuel issue the saw may ruin the mood. I do prefer my 361 for that reason...
 
2013-01-18 09:58:40 AM

spacemanjones: Tat'dGreaser: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 260x193]
Emergency seat beltbra strap cutter. For safety.

Hmmm that's way easier to bring on a date than a chainsaw.....

But not as erotic.


Really more useful for certain... restraining situations.
 
2013-01-18 09:59:57 AM

iamrex: I don't get the fascination with the one-handed bra removal. I mean, are you all doing it with double-arm amputees? I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level and my guy can keep using both his hands elsewhere...


Would you want a Christmas present that unwraps itself?
 
2013-01-18 10:00:13 AM

BunkyBrewman: [santocosta.files.wordpress.com image 280x220]


Yes! I came here to see the Fonz. eeeyyyyy
 
2013-01-18 10:01:17 AM
those poor women have no nipples!
 
2013-01-18 10:01:25 AM
I work at a department store and occasionally we have special "Bra Fit Events." We have specialists who have been trained on how to do a proper bra fitting. What amused me though is one of them was a guy. Legally the company could not refuse to train him, so he is a certified bra fit specialist, though he has yet to get any "hands on" experience.
 
2013-01-18 10:13:49 AM
Bring back the bullet bras from the 50s Jane Russell looked mighty fine in one of them.

LSMFT

Loose straps mean floppy tits
 
2013-01-18 10:13:55 AM
Has anyone yet pointed out that this trick is, in fact, easy and that Subby needs to get out more?
 
2013-01-18 10:14:20 AM

karnal: In Germany, Bras are called Der Floppem Schtoppems.


Wouldn't it be Die Floppen Schtoppems?

/unless it is for men, of course.
 
2013-01-18 10:15:39 AM
Why even remove the bra? Just pull it down and expose the goods. That's what my gal likes
 
2013-01-18 10:21:28 AM
Snarfangel

karnal: In Germany, Bras are called Der Floppem Schtoppems.

Wouldn't it be Die Floppen Schtoppems?

/unless it is for men, of course.


I should have kept it neutral and went with Das Floppem Schtoppems.


/Meine Deutsch ist nicht so gut
 
2013-01-18 10:25:51 AM
Its not that difficult: place thumb on strap that goes under and press it firmly to her back, then use pointer finger like a pincer with your thumb as the fulcrum including a push away from the back after being past the hook point. Pop goes the bra hooks and you are free to resume use of both hands.
 
2013-01-18 10:26:20 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man

Why even remove the bra? Just pull it down and expose the goods. That's what my gal likes



She sure does!
 
2013-01-18 10:26:42 AM

iamrex: I don't get the fascination with the one-handed bra removal. I mean, are you all doing it with double-arm amputees? I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level and my guy can keep using both his hands elsewhere...


I always use both hands , and drive with my feet.
 
2013-01-18 10:28:36 AM
Whenever I'm in a woman's home, I make it a point to sneak a peek at her underwear drawer so I can find out what bra size she is.

It's just one of those little lovable, quirky things I do!
 
2013-01-18 10:36:30 AM

karnal: Mid_mo_mad_man

Why even remove the bra? Just pull it down and expose the goods. That's what my gal likes


She sure does!


Didn't know you liked the bbws also
 
2013-01-18 10:38:37 AM
The most embarrassing bra removal attempt that happened to me was with a girl whose bra was really tight fitting. Up until this point I could usually get a bra off with one hand and if not who gave a crap, I'd just resort to using both hands.

So, me and this particular girl are both fooling around, I've got my hand up under her jumper, she doesn't mind at all. So I thought, 'OK, I'll just undo the bra at the back so I can get her boobs out'. So, I slid my right hand around her for a quick first attempt. I realized there was going to be trouble when I felt how tight the bra strap was against her back. A few seconds of failed attempts and I started to get a little embarassed so I abandoned that idea for a few minutes and we carried on fooling around. She didn't seem bothered and after a while I decided for a second attempt.

The second time I tried to use both hands and yeah, I failed again. After a few seconds of that I gave up. I hadn't had this particular girls bra off yet. She was real inexperienced so she didn't say anything about it, or try and take the bra off herself. It was kind of awkward and it killed the mood quite a bit.

/Date didn't last much longer, but you probably figured that
 
2013-01-18 10:40:48 AM
One hand? I can barely do it with two. They usually get impatient after a minute or two and do it themselves anyway.
 
2013-01-18 10:44:28 AM

BunkyBrewman: [santocosta.files.wordpress.com image 280x220]


This! I learned it on Happy Days. It's actually pretty easy.
 
2013-01-18 10:51:18 AM

natas6.0: spacemanjones

there's NOTHING more erotic than a chainsaw

first some wine
 then a nice, snug TK

THEN..the husqvarna
timing is everything


This! Bought her a husqvarna for the 10 year. She was very happy with it. Replaced that crappy homelite I got her when we started dating.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:32 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man
karnal: Mid_mo_mad_man

Why even remove the bra? Just pull it down and expose the goods. That's what my gal likes


She sure does!

Didn't know you liked the bbws also


Any port in a storm, my friend.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:54 AM
Squeeze and flick.
 
2013-01-18 10:58:14 AM
Subby must be around 16, because I mastered the one-handed unsnap my junior year of high school.
 
2013-01-18 11:05:28 AM
Damn it!
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2013-01-18 11:19:06 AM
No pics of granny with tube sox on her boobies?
 
2013-01-18 11:20:14 AM
Use your right hand, heel of palm on one seam, fingers on the opposite seam. Keep your fingertips flat and curl inward. It's quicker, easier and often they won't even notice you're doing it until it's off.

That last part can be really good, or it can backfire horribly. Use with caution.
 
2013-01-18 11:30:41 AM
i1.ytimg.com

"You know about the...uhh...cup sizes and all?"

Link
 
2013-01-18 11:31:37 AM
img2-2.timeinc.net

Had a problem with a bra......
 
2013-01-18 11:47:30 AM

ModernLuddite: Every one of these articles can be summed up as "spend a lot of money on a bra".

you'renothelping.jpg


You sound like you primarily shop at wally world.
 
2013-01-18 11:49:07 AM

Coolfusis: Use your right hand, heel of palm on one seam, fingers on the opposite seam. Keep your fingertips flat and curl inward. It's quicker, easier and often they won't even notice you're doing it until it's off.


This works well with the wide-band 3- and 4-hook models for girls with big tits.
 
2013-01-18 11:54:37 AM

karnal: Mid_mo_mad_man
karnal: Mid_mo_mad_man

Why even remove the bra? Just pull it down and expose the goods. That's what my gal likes


She sure does!

Didn't know you liked the bbws also

Any port in a storm, my friend.


Well when she gets home we are going to have to talk. We just got married last week.
 
2013-01-18 11:56:40 AM

Felix_T_Cat: natas6.0: spacemanjones

there's NOTHING more erotic than a chainsaw

first some wine
 then a nice, snug TK

THEN..the husqvarna
timing is everything

This! Bought her a husqvarna for the 10 year. She was very happy with it. Replaced that crappy homelite I got her when we started dating.


My wife has no preference, husky or stihl. Both get me out of the house equally.

/good thing I have multiple of both
 
2013-01-18 11:56:45 AM
I don't think subby has even seen a bra, other than on the rack at Walmart. Pretty easy with thumb and forefinger. So is the bra.
 
2013-01-18 12:32:20 PM

MylesHeartVodak: I don't think subby has even seen a bra, other than on the rack at Walmart. Pretty easy with thumb and forefinger. So is the bra.


Photo of rack?

/Since it was at Walmart, maybe not.
 
2013-01-18 12:41:16 PM
Been married for 13 years and to this day i still 'practice' by one handing the wifes bra randomly while giving her a hug. Left hand or right I can undo it before she even knows I'm going for it.

Annoys the crap out of her, but hey, you have to stay sharp!
 
2013-01-18 12:53:10 PM
When I was growing up I always heard guys talking about how hard bras are to remove with one hand. I've never run into an issue when it was fair. By that I mean - my fiance have a few which clasp in the front, which led to a lot of frustration in the dark. Also, she has a few which have more than one set of clasps (not sure why). There is one hook/eye about an inch from another set of hooks/eyes, and you have to get them all. I think the bra designers figured they were making it too easy.
 
2013-01-18 12:57:57 PM
I've never had trouble taking off a bra one-handed, it's skill I have in place of being disappointing in bed I guess. Women always seem so stunned the first time it's off in seconds and say they're impressed. Then last month I met my first front clasp. After fumbling around back there for a solid minute it finally crossed my mind MAYBE it could be up front. Considering this fair maiden was of bosom most ample it made for a still impressive level of difficulty. It was like losing a superpower. Front clasps are now my kryptonite.

/csb
 
2013-01-18 01:03:55 PM

iamrex: I don't get the fascination with the one-handed bra removal. I mean, are you all doing it with double-arm amputees? I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level and my guy can keep using both his hands elsewhere...


Sometimes the other 3 hands are..occupied.
 
2013-01-18 01:24:44 PM
They're easy to take off one-handed if you know the Secaucus Snap.
 
2013-01-18 01:28:53 PM
This thread did not live up to its potential. Most of you are fired.
 
2013-01-18 01:32:35 PM
I don't understand the whole one handed bra snap problem. In my experience the real issue is moving them once the chloroform hits.....


/totally kidding. Enjoy your Friday.
 
2013-01-18 01:46:19 PM

Felix_T_Cat: natas6.0: spacemanjones

there's NOTHING more erotic than a chainsaw

first some wine
 then a nice, snug TK

THEN..the husqvarna
timing is everything

This! Bought her a husqvarna for the 10 year. She was very happy with it. Replaced that crappy homelite I got her when we started dating.


Please tell me you use that to remove her bra.

/please
 
2013-01-18 01:47:59 PM

iamrex: I don't get the fascination with the one-handed bra removal. I mean, are you all doing it with double-arm amputees? I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level and my guy can keep using both his hands elsewhere...


You need the other hand free to hold her down.

Personally, I don't date women who need bras.
 
2013-01-18 01:50:09 PM
slayer199


Subby must be around 16, because I mastered the one-handed unsnap my junior year of high school.



On your mom!
 
2013-01-18 02:02:16 PM

ZAZ: We offer bras in sizes up to a N cup. But most bra manufacturers aren't bra fitters. The female body has changed, and department stores haven't caught on yet, which is why they offer such a limited size run.

"Modern American women are morbidly obese, and we are ready to make them feel good about their fatty deposits."


Tell you what, you go ahead with that, Sparky. You go ahead and shame fat women by not making clothes in their size.

Now tell me, why are all the fat people walking around naked?
 
2013-01-18 02:22:27 PM
Why is it a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of underpants, but a bra?
 
2013-01-18 02:24:17 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: MLWS: Been married for 13 years and to this day i still 'practice' by one handing the wifes bra randomly while giving her a hug. Left hand or right I can undo it before she even knows I'm going for it.

Annoys the crap out of her, but hey, you have to stay sharp!

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Keep up the good work you two. You're making my Friday afternoon.

And thanks for the idea, MLWS.
 
2013-01-18 02:31:55 PM

iamrex: I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level


I know *I* think about that on a conscious level.
 
2013-01-18 02:51:14 PM

Smeggy Smurf: One handed, in the dark, while shiatfaced, no problem. Two hands? I'd have an easier time getting into Ft. Knox.

Practice makes perfect


Yep, left hand and reaching around from the front. Or on a front clasp right handed facing. It just doesn't work for me otherwise.
 
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