natas6.0: THEN..the husqvarnatiming is everything
spacemanjones: Tat'dGreaser: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 260x193]Emergency seat beltbra strap cutter. For safety.Hmmm that's way easier to bring on a date than a chainsaw.....But not as erotic.
iamrex: I don't get the fascination with the one-handed bra removal. I mean, are you all doing it with double-arm amputees? I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level and my guy can keep using both his hands elsewhere...
BunkyBrewman: [santocosta.files.wordpress.com image 280x220]
karnal: In Germany, Bras are called Der Floppem Schtoppems.
karnal: Mid_mo_mad_manWhy even remove the bra? Just pull it down and expose the goods. That's what my gal likesShe sure does!
natas6.0: spacemanjonesthere's NOTHING more erotic than a chainsawfirst some wine then a nice, snug TKTHEN..the husqvarnatiming is everything
ModernLuddite: Every one of these articles can be summed up as "spend a lot of money on a bra".you'renothelping.jpg
Coolfusis: Use your right hand, heel of palm on one seam, fingers on the opposite seam. Keep your fingertips flat and curl inward. It's quicker, easier and often they won't even notice you're doing it until it's off.
karnal: Mid_mo_mad_mankarnal: Mid_mo_mad_manWhy even remove the bra? Just pull it down and expose the goods. That's what my gal likesShe sure does!Didn't know you liked the bbws alsoAny port in a storm, my friend.
Felix_T_Cat: natas6.0: spacemanjonesthere's NOTHING more erotic than a chainsawfirst some wine then a nice, snug TKTHEN..the husqvarnatiming is everythingThis! Bought her a husqvarna for the 10 year. She was very happy with it. Replaced that crappy homelite I got her when we started dating.
MylesHeartVodak: I don't think subby has even seen a bra, other than on the rack at Walmart. Pretty easy with thumb and forefinger. So is the bra.
ZAZ: We offer bras in sizes up to a N cup. But most bra manufacturers aren't bra fitters. The female body has changed, and department stores haven't caught on yet, which is why they offer such a limited size run."Modern American women are morbidly obese, and we are ready to make them feel good about their fatty deposits."
Fark Rye For Many Whores: MLWS: Been married for 13 years and to this day i still 'practice' by one handing the wifes bra randomly while giving her a hug. Left hand or right I can undo it before she even knows I'm going for it.Annoys the crap out of her, but hey, you have to stay sharp![nubianplease.jpg]
iamrex: I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level
Smeggy Smurf: One handed, in the dark, while shiatfaced, no problem. Two hands? I'd have an easier time getting into Ft. Knox.Practice makes perfect
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