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(Huffington Post)   Five things you didn't know about bras. Missing from list: why it's so damn hard to take them off with one hand   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 119
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2013-01-18 07:09:59 AM
It's easy. Whoa, does this mean I am an 'expert' at something?
 
2013-01-18 08:14:23 AM

colinspooky: It's easy. Whoa, does this mean I am an 'expert' at something?


If the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.
 
2013-01-18 08:14:53 AM
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2013-01-18 08:37:42 AM

Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.


Your wife is trying to make you feel better.
 
2013-01-18 08:50:29 AM

TenJed_77: Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.

Your wife is trying to make you feel better.


That doesn't really sound like her. And I had been able to with every other girlfriend. And with her previously as well. In fact, I don't think she can do it herself anymore either.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 08:53:42 AM
We offer bras in sizes up to a N cup. But most bra manufacturers aren't bra fitters. The female body has changed, and department stores haven't caught on yet, which is why they offer such a limited size run.

"Modern American women are morbidly obese, and we are ready to make them feel good about their fatty deposits."
 
2013-01-18 09:14:55 AM

Yes please: TenJed_77: Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.

Your wife is trying to make you feel better.

That doesn't really sound like her. And I had been able to with every other girlfriend. And with her previously as well. In fact, I don't think she can do it herself anymore either.



Tell her to get the ones with the little metal hooks....easy one-hand removal.
 
2013-01-18 09:18:27 AM
One handed, in the dark, while shiatfaced, no problem. Two hands? I'd have an easier time getting into Ft. Knox.

Practice makes perfect
 
2013-01-18 09:18:42 AM
In Germany, Bras are called Der Floppem Schtoppems.
 
2013-01-18 09:18:43 AM
Subby doesn't sound like a ladies' man.
 
2013-01-18 09:18:44 AM
Because you don't get enough practice atit, obviously. Duh!
 
2013-01-18 09:19:05 AM
30DD?
I think we are burying the lead, here...
 
2013-01-18 09:19:14 AM

UberDave: Yes please: TenJed_77: Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.

Your wife is trying to make you feel better.

That doesn't really sound like her. And I had been able to with every other girlfriend. And with her previously as well. In fact, I don't think she can do it herself anymore either.


Tell her to get the ones with the little metal hooks....easy one-hand removal.


Front closure bras usually take two hands, but that's ok, because the boobs are right there. Then again, I haven't encountered one of those in many years.
 
2013-01-18 09:19:44 AM

Yes please: colinspooky: It's easy. Whoa, does this mean I am an 'expert' at something?

If the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.


That's funny I've never had any trouble getting her bra off
 
2013-01-18 09:21:06 AM
Has anybody else noticed that women get nervous if you're very fast at taking a bra off, but angry if you're very slow.
There is seriously no pleasing these women. well, there is, but that comes a little after taking their bra of at juuuust the right speed.
 
2013-01-18 09:21:08 AM

Ashyukun: Because you don't get enough practice atit, obviously. Duh!


Well he is married...
 
2013-01-18 09:21:27 AM

Yes please: TenJed_77: Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.

Your wife is trying to make you feel better.

That doesn't really sound like her. And I had been able to with every other girlfriend. And with her previously as well. In fact, I don't think she can do it herself anymore either.


.
It's called arthritis.
 
2013-01-18 09:21:49 AM
I knew all of those and I'm a man

/someone needs to invent a shoulder strap that doesn't slide down by the end of the day
 
2013-01-18 09:23:00 AM
http://www.ecrater.com/p/16135997/black-ninja-ii-pocket-folding?gps=1

No problem here. You are doing it wrong
 
2013-01-18 09:23:23 AM
Every one of these articles can be summed up as "spend a lot of money on a bra".

you'renothelping.jpg
 
2013-01-18 09:23:35 AM
Lady Grace is apparently the best for large chested women.
 
2013-01-18 09:23:45 AM
I just use a chainsaw to take them off now
 
2013-01-18 09:23:46 AM

NewWorldDan: UberDave: Yes please: TenJed_77: Yes please: f the bra fits right it's almost impossible to remove it with one hand. Or maybe my wife is just trying to make me feel better.

Your wife is trying to make you feel better.

That doesn't really sound like her. And I had been able to with every other girlfriend. And with her previously as well. In fact, I don't think she can do it herself anymore either.


Tell her to get the ones with the little metal hooks....easy one-hand removal.

Front closure bras usually take two hands, but that's ok, because the boobs are right there. Then again, I haven't encountered one of those in many years.


Two hands? Pull with the index finger while pushing with the thumb and middle finger, then push up on one side and pull down on the other. Simple.
 
2013-01-18 09:23:58 AM

TheHappyCanadian: I knew all of those and I'm a man

/someone needs to invent a shoulder strap that doesn't slide down by the end of the day


Try "The Bro".
 
2013-01-18 09:24:00 AM
Who the F cares if you can take it off with one hand? The only thing that matters is all dem tittays get free!
 
2013-01-18 09:24:17 AM
its easy to remove a bra with one hand. Just remove the blade from close to her neck and cut the strings of it.

IT WAS A JOKE
 
2013-01-18 09:24:47 AM
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Emergency seat beltbra strap cutter. For safety.
 
2013-01-18 09:25:06 AM
TheHappyCanadian

I knew all of those and I'm a man

/someone needs to invent a shoulder strap that doesn't slide down by the end of the day



Yeah - but minus points for being Canadian.

/sorry - I don't make the rules.
 
2013-01-18 09:25:11 AM

poe_zlaw: its easy to remove a bra with one hand. Just remove the blade from close to her neck and cut the strings of it.

IT WAS A JOKE


And a darn good one too.
 
2013-01-18 09:25:17 AM

NewWorldDan: Front closure bras usually take two hands, but that's ok, because the boobs are right there. Then again, I haven't encountered one of those in many years.


Were you with women who were busty? I've never had to use more than two fingers to undo a front loader but they've always been A or B cup bras so maybe there is some difference in the way they close or the stress placed on them.
 
2013-01-18 09:25:21 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 260x193]
Emergency seat beltbra strap cutter. For safety.


Hmmm that's way easier to bring on a date than a chainsaw.....
 
2013-01-18 09:26:45 AM
Well lets investigate and see if we can solve this problem:
www.ilovemybra.com
allwomenstalk.com
www.pinkbasis.com
img.sino-treasure.com
 
2013-01-18 09:27:31 AM

Tat'dGreaser: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 260x193]
Emergency seat beltbra strap cutter. For safety.

Hmmm that's way easier to bring on a date than a chainsaw.....


But not as erotic.
 
2013-01-18 09:27:58 AM
If you can snap, you can remove a bra.
 
2013-01-18 09:29:35 AM
If you can't do it with one hand you are probably using the wrong hand.
 
2013-01-18 09:31:07 AM
I don't get the fascination with the one-handed bra removal. I mean, are you all doing it with double-arm amputees? I can take my own bra off without thinking about it on a conscious level and my guy can keep using both his hands elsewhere...
 
2013-01-18 09:31:33 AM

karnal: TheHappyCanadian

I knew all of those and I'm a man

/someone needs to invent a shoulder strap that doesn't slide down by the end of the day


Yeah - but minus points for being Canadian.

/sorry - I don't make the rules.


hey don't apologize, they'll think you're one of us.

/sorry
 
2013-01-18 09:33:22 AM
If you can't do it with one hand you have problems.

/can do it with my teeth
 
2013-01-18 09:33:59 AM

006deluxe: If you can't do it with one hand you have problems.

/can do it with my teeth


I should add that taking it off with teeth isn't as sexy as it could sound.
 
2013-01-18 09:35:03 AM
spacemanjones

there's NOTHING more erotic than a chainsaw

first some wine
 then a nice, snug TK

THEN..the husqvarna
timing is everything
 
2013-01-18 09:35:55 AM
I do know that the first sports bras was two jockstraps sown together.
 
2013-01-18 09:39:51 AM
1) Pinch closure between thumb and index finger.
2) Push with thumb, while pulling with finger.**

** YMMV. Depends on which side of you she's sitting on, or which hand you're using.
 
2013-01-18 09:41:10 AM
What I didn't know was that this story from the side bar was actually possible.
 
2013-01-18 09:43:13 AM

spacemanjones: But not as erotic.


True dat!
 
2013-01-18 09:45:49 AM

ThatGuyOverThere: Has anybody else noticed that women get nervous if you're very fast at taking a bra off, but angry if you're very slow.
There is seriously no pleasing these women. well, there is, but that comes a little after taking their bra of at juuuust the right speed.


ftfy
 
2013-01-18 09:48:10 AM
You're doing it wrong, subby.
 
2013-01-18 09:48:56 AM
The couple times I've been with a woman I could not take her bra off with one hand or two, so I never got to see her bare breasts. I've seen bare breasts online and in movies though.
 
2013-01-18 09:51:17 AM
My girlfriend in HS had little (but very nice) boobies. She wore bras that had a simple clasp in the middle on the front. Those were awesome!
 
2013-01-18 09:52:59 AM

Roja Herring: If you can snap, you can remove a bra.


THIS

Snap your fingers. There you now can take a bra off with one hand.
 
2013-01-18 09:55:07 AM

devilEther: The couple times I've been with a woman I could not take her bra off with one hand or two, so I never got to see her bare breasts. I've seen bare breasts online and in movies though.


A good thing women know how to take off their bras.
 
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