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2013-01-18 12:08:25 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: One last Facebook status update capped a bizarre night of terror in central Michigan during which police say a prison parolee abducted a college student at gunpoint, raped her, set fire to a house, stole a flatbed truck and rammed three police cars.

"Well folkes im about to get shot. Peace."

That was the message Eric Ramsey posted from his cell phone to his Facebook page apparently just moments before he was fatally shot by a sheriff's deputy, ending a crime rampage that started in Mt. Pleasant and stretched 85 miles north to the Grayling area.

/Good, another scumbag criminal parasite gunned down, and we don't have to pay for him. Buh bye.


This.

//I more or less came here to say it.
 
2013-01-18 12:20:02 PM  
Hm a crazy felon with a gun. How many laws were violated before he grabbed the poor girl?

Where did the dead loser get a gun? gun show? Stolen?
 
2013-01-18 12:27:44 PM  
Should be:

"Well folks about to get PITA."
 
2013-01-18 12:32:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The victim is safe and with her family, police said.

"I believe she made all the right choices," Yeagley said. "She's the true hero in this."

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the 13 year old kid that hid her, and guarded the bathroom door armed with a knife, was the true hero here.
She falls more under the hapless victim category.


This
 
2013-01-18 12:44:12 PM  
"Well folkes im about to get shot. Peace."

I am guessing that the rapist does not understand the irony in wishing everyone peace.
 
2013-01-18 12:45:55 PM  
... keeps reading...

Oh he was shot and killed? Well good then...
 
2013-01-18 12:50:39 PM  

Nabb1: {Well, bye.jpg}


This, only with the more orthodox orthography.
 
2013-01-18 12:59:21 PM  

washington-babylon: Am I the only one who thinks that the kid would have been outclassed in weapons if the criminal had managed to break in? A "Hunting Knife"? Really?


See, this is why there shouldnt be any gun control regulations in this country. What if that crazed maniac HAD made it into the house? the knife-wielding 14 year old and his siblings would have all tragically died because you never EVER bring a knife to a gun fight. But if that fourteen year old had access to an uzi, he could have waxed the maniac and saved the city and county police the trouble and man hours of trying to track him down. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
 
2013-01-18 12:59:52 PM  
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2013-01-18 01:07:37 PM  

Lord Farkwad: 40 lbs Box.jpg


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2013-01-18 01:08:28 PM  

iamreptar: washington-babylon: Am I the only one who thinks that the kid would have been outclassed in weapons if the criminal had managed to break in? A "Hunting Knife"? Really?

See, this is why there shouldnt be any gun control regulations in this country. What if that crazed maniac HAD made it into the house? the knife-wielding 14 year old and his siblings would have all tragically died because you never EVER bring a knife to a gun fight. But if that fourteen year old had access to an uzi, he could have waxed the maniac and saved the city and county police the trouble and man hours of trying to track him down. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.


-1. You're trying to hard.
 
2013-01-18 01:09:39 PM  

HAMMERTOE: I have a feeling I'm not getting the "lesson" here. What exactly needs to be controlled or banned because of this situation? SUV's? Gas cans? Flat-bed trucks? Rape? Rape-Rape? "Legitimate" rape? Rape-rape-rape?


The criminal getting a gun and bullets.
 
2013-01-18 01:30:14 PM  
She was attacked on campus by a gun-wielding rapist.

You see, this is the part I'm having trouble understanding. How could he have had a gun on campus? College campuses are gun-free zones. How the hell did he get a gun into a gun-free zone? I thought everyone was supposed to be safe in gun-free zones.
 
2013-01-18 01:34:00 PM  

iamreptar: you never EVER bring a knife to a gun fight.


says who?
media.screened.com
 
2013-01-18 01:53:46 PM  
Man, when someone in this town goes on a "crazy" bender, they sure do it right.

Just in the last 6 months in Mt.Pleasant:

1) Abuse and then kill a little kid, then chop, burn and bury the body under the porch. Hide truth, create amber alert and week-long manhunt, go on Nancy Grace.
2) sneak in neighbors house (Halloween), knock her out, zip tie her, choke her to death, have sex with body. Dump body in woods, hide her car and then TAKE HER SON TO SCHOOL FOR HER! BONUS: He was a creepy old preacher that had fantasized about necrophilia with her
3) This hot mess

/I need to get my family out of this state
 
2013-01-18 01:54:55 PM  

bmwericus: Hm a crazy felon with a gun. How many laws were violated before he grabbed the poor girl?

Where did the dead loser get a gun? gun show? Stolen?


Eric Holder.

/or so i'm told...
 
2013-01-18 01:57:00 PM  
BTW, it has been confirmed that the gun was a BB gun that looked just like a .45
 
2013-01-18 01:59:53 PM  

Trade Secret: Man, when someone in this town goes on a "crazy" bender, they sure do it right.

Just in the last 6 months in Mt.Pleasant:

1) Abuse and then kill a little kid, then chop, burn and bury the body under the porch. Hide truth, create amber alert and week-long manhunt, go on Nancy Grace.
2) sneak in neighbors house (Halloween), knock her out, zip tie her, choke her to death, have sex with body. Dump body in woods, hide her car and then TAKE HER SON TO SCHOOL FOR HER! BONUS: He was a creepy old preacher that had fantasized about necrophilia with her
3) This hot mess

/I need to get my family out of this state


"Directions?"

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2013-01-18 02:35:48 PM  

Trade Secret:

Just in the last 6 months in Mt.Pleasant:

1) Abuse and then kill a little kid, then chop, burn and bury the body under the porch. Hide truth, create amber alert and week-long manhunt, go on Nancy Grace.
2) sneak in neighbors house (Halloween), knock her out, zip tie her, choke her to death, have sex with body. Dump body in woods, hide her car and then TAKE HER SON TO SCHOOL FOR HER! BONUS: He was a creepy old preacher that had fantasized about necrophilia with her


I need to get my family out of this state


All in the latest Stephen King Horror Novel: Unpleasant Mountain.
 
2013-01-18 02:50:27 PM  
As someone who drives the US127 corridor frequently, I'm amazed that the animal in question was able to drive from Mt Pleasant across four counties up to Gaylord, and then back down to where he died without passing a cop somewhere along the way. Maybe I'm giving the cops too much credit, but I figure there HAD to be an APB or something out on the vehicle. And there are a couple of median turn-arounds on that route which state police frequently set up their radar guns.

Glad he's dead though. Bad enough he committed the crimes and cost taxpayers for the squad cars he rammed. Won't have to add trial and prison expenses.
 
2013-01-18 03:03:55 PM  
This is bad digital ettiquite according to Randi Zuckerberg.
 
2013-01-18 03:37:00 PM  

iamreptar: washington-babylon: Am I the only one who thinks that the kid would have been outclassed in weapons if the criminal had managed to break in? A "Hunting Knife"? Really?

See, this is why there shouldnt be any gun control regulations in this country. What if that crazed maniac HAD made it into the house? the knife-wielding 14 year old and his siblings would have all tragically died because you never EVER bring a knife to a gun fight. But if that fourteen year old had access to an uzi, he could have waxed the maniac and saved the city and county police the trouble and man hours of trying to track him down. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.


Heheheheh. Got one!
 
2013-01-18 03:43:29 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-18 03:53:36 PM  
White male? CHECK.
Lives with mother? CHECK.
 
2013-01-18 05:55:22 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

"Son, I am disappoint."

/admit it, you read that in his voice.
 
2013-01-18 07:36:04 PM  
Oblig Yolo is Carpe Diem for stupid people.
 
2013-01-18 11:03:30 PM  

FatherChaos: [rack.3.mshcdn.com image 425x238]

What's the big deal? You just respawn at the hospital with 100 health and...

He did it IRL? Ohhhhh...
Seriously, doesn't this story sound like something that would happen in a GTA game?


Thanks, now we won't have any more GTA games. THIS IS WHY WE CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS!
 
2013-01-19 12:35:48 AM  

weltallica: White male? CHECK.
Lives with mother? CHECK.


Why don't we outlaw that?
 
2013-01-19 04:39:44 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: weltallica: White male? CHECK.
Lives with mother? CHECK.

Why don't we outlaw that?


So nerds and jewish men?
 
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