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(Extra TV)   Tiger Woods keeps his head down while going through the rough - scores first hole in one in 3 years on the newly renovated course   (extratv.com) divider line 44
    More: Followup, Elin Nordegren, hole in one  
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2013-01-18 11:05:02 AM
That $350 million anti-cheating clause is crazy. I hope there's an entrapment clause written in there.

/almost tried for a bad golf pun with entrapment, but it was too much of a stretch.
 
2013-01-18 11:06:17 AM
So she's giving him a Mulligan?

skrame: /almost tried for a bad golf pun with entrapment, but it was too much of a stretch.


That's how it's done.
 
2013-01-18 11:07:59 AM
It's a trap!

/someone please 'shoop Tiger's face onto Admiral Ackbar's body, preferably with a sand trap in the foreground
//kthxbai
 
2013-01-18 11:08:31 AM
The guy is a total farkup.
 
2013-01-18 11:09:30 AM
The dude must be hitting her with some nice wood
 
2013-01-18 11:11:27 AM
She's taking back the serial cheater? He must have a lot of money or an awesome dick. Or both.
 
2013-01-18 11:11:55 AM
She's pure gold digger.
I hope he's not a dumb ass.

Don't do it, Tiger!
 
2013-01-18 11:14:27 AM
That's the most expensive bar tab I've heard of for a hole in one.
 
2013-01-18 11:14:48 AM
 
2013-01-18 11:16:44 AM
He may end up spending his entire fortune on trim.
 
2013-01-18 11:17:35 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The guy is a total farkup.


Either that, or as soon as the whole affair was uncovered the well started drying up.
 
2013-01-18 11:19:20 AM

Rwa2play: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The guy is a total farkup.

Either that, or as soon as the whole affair was uncovered the well started drying up.


You know how I know you've never been rich and famous?
 
2013-01-18 11:20:33 AM
Tiger Woods, the gift of comedy that never ever stops giving
 
2013-01-18 11:21:40 AM

RoyHobbs22: He may end up spending his entire fortune on trim.


There are worse things to spend it on.
 
2013-01-18 11:27:31 AM
Surprise Tiger sex sounds dangerous.
 
2013-01-18 11:28:39 AM

skrame: That $350 million anti-cheating clause is crazy. I hope there's an entrapment clause written in there.


Good point. Either way, he had better find a way to keep it in his pants if this story is true.
 
2013-01-18 11:28:44 AM
The guy is a nerd. Seriously, he is a geeky, slightly weird looking guy. Yes, he bulked up and is very athletic, but I'm guessing he is still a protective shy person with very few friends. The riches and fame can get him all the one night stands he could ever want, but I'm betting he still feels like he needs to have a wife and kid. And, well, this is the dream woman that finally fell in love with him.

For other questionable relationship moves, check out high school baseball players. The geeky looking kid with the golden left arm doesn't get very much attention in high school, but gets drafted and is on the path to the majors and has a Hooters' waitress falling all over him and he is totally in love now.
 
2013-01-18 11:29:28 AM
So you're saying Tiger ground his wood in the trap?

/got nuthin'
 
2013-01-18 11:37:57 AM

The Smails Kid: Rwa2play: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The guy is a total farkup.

Either that, or as soon as the whole affair was uncovered the well started drying up.

You know how I know you've never been rich and famous?


Certainly the danger / thrill of banging skanks no where near his wifes league was gone once all was public and the divorce final.

The question is whether that thrill returns once he's expected to stay put again.
 
2013-01-18 11:38:00 AM
Tiger that light at the end of the tunnel is a train!!!
 
2013-01-18 11:41:05 AM
Looks like those new Nike clubs didnt work out so well for Rory either.

I like Rory, and I like Tiger's golf game, but their new buddy buddy "we both get paid a bunch by Nike to be friends thing" is going to get annoying.
 
2013-01-18 11:41:20 AM
Sounds like he stuck his penis in her vagina!

/got nothing
//biatch crazy too
 
2013-01-18 11:49:51 AM
Sounds like a guy who has enough money. Now she should change the cheating clause to 'can't see your kids until they're 18.'
Does he think he's done running around, or does he think Elin has his mojo?
 
2013-01-18 11:52:31 AM
bethesmartwife.com

Maybe she ain't so smart either if she gets back together with this idiot. I can never forgive Tiger. He messed with primal forces of nature for a piece of truck stop chooch.

Jacks Majors record is safe.
 
2013-01-18 11:57:01 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [bethesmartwife.com image 500x436]

I can never forgive Tiger.


Ok, that's hilarious. Dude has had more top (and bottom and middle) shelf tail than you've had pennies in your pocket. I think he'll be able to get by without your forgiveness.
 
2013-01-18 12:03:31 PM

JohnBigBootay: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [bethesmartwife.com image 500x436]

I can never forgive Tiger.

Ok, that's hilarious. Dude has had more top (and bottom and middle) shelf tail than you've had pennies in your pocket. I think he'll be able to get by without your forgiveness.


He couldn't separate the personal from the professional, and that has cost him.

That, and the HGH and steroids are wrecking his body, he will be lucky to contend in 3 more Majors.
 
2013-01-18 12:14:30 PM

Broktun: Tiger gets 2-shot penalty, misses cut


It's almost like he wanted to play a couple of rounds, collect his $3 million appearance fee, and take the weekend off. Almost like he purposely took the penalty to miss the cut. Almost.
 
2013-01-18 12:26:47 PM

ChrisDe: Broktun: Tiger gets 2-shot penalty, misses cut

It's almost like he wanted to play a couple of rounds, collect his $3 million appearance fee, and take the weekend off. Almost like he purposely took the penalty to miss the cut. Almost.


Way more amusing was his duffed drive on Thursday.
 
2013-01-18 12:29:14 PM
Where's the Dumbass tag?
 
2013-01-18 12:39:37 PM

skrame: That $350 million anti-cheating clause is crazy. I hope there's an entrapment clause written in there.

/almost tried for a bad golf pun with entrapment, but it was too much of a stretch.


I'm not sure what the hook is, but that's bad any way you slice it.
 
2013-01-18 12:43:16 PM

GQueue: ChrisDe: Broktun: Tiger gets 2-shot penalty, misses cut

It's almost like he wanted to play a couple of rounds, collect his $3 million appearance fee, and take the weekend off. Almost like he purposely took the penalty to miss the cut. Almost.

Way more amusing was his duffed drive on Thursday.


I heard about that, what was it, like a 100 foot drive or something? Can't say I've ever seen him do that before...unless it was on purpose.
 
2013-01-18 12:50:28 PM

bulldg4life: The guy is a nerd. Seriously, he is a geeky, slightly weird looking guy. Yes, he bulked up and is very athletic, but I'm guessing he is still a protective shy person with very few friends. The riches and fame can get him all the one night stands he could ever want, but I'm betting he still feels like he needs to have a wife and kid. And, well, this is the dream woman that finally fell in love with him.


you sure that was it?
 
2013-01-18 01:17:31 PM
Lennay Kekua:

HAHAHAHA!!!

/Nice handle.
 
2013-01-18 02:27:41 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Maybe she ain't so smart either if she gets back together with this idiot. I can never forgive Tiger. He messed with primal forces of nature for a piece of truck stop chooch.


I believe I'm going to rename my baseball fantasy team "Truck Stop Chooch."
 
2013-01-18 02:56:30 PM
If you read the stories about him cheating, he has some particular fetishes. I don't think his wife is gonna be cool with gagging or getting choked. Especially as she gets older and richer. He's setting himself up to fail. The marriage will end due to infidelity, or him being sexually frustrated due to the fact that she won't take it all the way down like a good girl.
 
2013-01-18 04:22:41 PM
She's probably just trying to get the rest of his money.
 
2013-01-18 04:24:37 PM
Tell you what tiger. I'm not gay but for only $100,000,000 I'll marry you and you can sleep with whoever you want, except me. No prenup or cheating clause required.

I also offer a complimentay dope slap service to snap you back to reality whenever you start thinking crazy.
 
2013-01-18 04:45:47 PM
You know, just maybe, this is genuine. He really hurt her, and she's willing to give him another chance but she's not dumb. She want's him to think "That piece of tail on the road isn't worth 300 mil. $10 of hotel porn for me it is!"
 
2013-01-18 05:11:37 PM
Tiger is so pussy-whipped,that if you looked up 'pussy-whipped'
in the dictionary,his picture is not even there cuz she wouldn't let
him get the picture taken.
 
2013-01-18 08:54:54 PM
I just found out she has a twin sister.
 
2013-01-18 10:05:25 PM
Hell, I farked my ex-wife for 4 years after getting divorced. Would I remarry her? Hell no!!!!
 
2013-01-19 03:33:37 AM

laid back w/bud light: Hell, I farked my ex-wife for 4 years after getting divorced. Would I remarry her? Hell no!!!!


does she have a twin?
 
2013-01-19 12:54:20 PM
I hope she doesn't take him back, he's total scum. No matter how much you may love him and the kids, once a cheater always a cheater.
 
2013-01-19 02:34:24 PM
libranoelrose
No you can have the original for free.
 
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