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(Fox News)   $400,000 worth of diamonds are stolen from a car in an Orlando parking lot. Witnesses describe the thieves as a mouse, a duck and two princesses   ( divider line
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3779 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2013 at 9:23 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-18 10:00:43 AM  
2 votes:
Local police have released a picture of the persons of interest and indicated the street name they use could be the Beagle Boys.
2013-01-18 09:50:11 AM  
2 votes:

Speaker2Animals: willfullyobscure: Jews, amirite?

Well the princesses, yeah, but have you ever seen a mouse or a duck with a yarmulke?
2013-01-18 09:59:26 AM  
1 vote:
Bullet Tooth Tony, Cousin Avi, Doug the Head, Micky, Turkish, Frankie Farking Four Fingers, Boris the Blade, Bricktop, Vinny, and Sol unavailable for comment.
2013-01-18 09:51:52 AM  
1 vote:
Police have a pick up and hold issued for the Beagle Brothers. Chip and Dale are already in custody.
2013-01-18 09:26:22 AM  
1 vote:
Jews, amirite?
2013-01-18 09:24:04 AM  
1 vote:
The victim in this case is a 47-year-old man from New Jersey.  It is not clear why he had diamonds in his possession, or why he did not take them inside the restaurant with him while he was eating.

Because the scam wouldn't have worked as well?
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