gopher321: I have to admit I do not get the reference.
I_Am_Weasel: The victim in this case is a 47-year-old man from New Jersey. It is not clear why he had diamonds in his possession, or why he did not take them inside the restaurant with him while he was eating.Because the scam wouldn't have worked as well?
Mr. Cat Poop: Either this guy is a grade A moron or he's full of crap.
willfullyobscure: Jews, amirite?
Speaker2Animals: willfullyobscure: Jews, amirite?Well the princesses, yeah, but have you ever seen a mouse or a duck with a yarmulke?
Diogenes: gopher321: I have to admit I do not get the reference.What else can you find in Orlando?Though I gotta admit, it's quite a stretch. Scrooge McDuck would have made at least some sense.
kalor: Dealers don't ship diamonds around in secured crates, they actually just carry them in bags
justanotherfarkinfarker: Did he at least make the early bird special.Imagine the meth head who stole that bag. I bet they get a grand for it.
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