TV's Vinnie: Every time I hear the word "upscale", I reach for my gun.
trappedspirit: There will be piss and vomit running through the streets. Piss, vomit, blood, semen, pus, saliva, tears, sweat, bile and stomach acid will wash the streets like a cleansing rain.
Cormee: TV's Vinnie: Every time I hear the word "upscale", I reach for my gun.You might just be mentally unstable./just sayin
kmark: with a special subsection on why it is a bad idea to hook up with your ex while drunk
905: The parents who really don't approve of drinking in public, staff from strip clubs on floats (with all the naughty bits covered up, mind you), floats sponsored by bail bondsmen, etc. do the smart thing and either not go until the kids are more mature or find a sitter.Some folks will never be satisfied until we Nerf the world so their precious little darlings won't have to face it.
pute kisses like a man: it's kind of a special time. there's a calm that takes over the city after carnivale ends. people go on lent, partying slows down, people have to work to make up for all the lost days over mardi gras. so, there's this well earned lull in partying.then st patrick's day comes along, and since it's a saint's day, it's a dispensation from fasting, so you can bust out the dusty booze bottles and put pork in your cabbage.also, the parade doesn't go to the french quarter, so you skip a certain tourist demographic that tends to be looking for something different.
trappedspirit: Piss, vomit, blood, semen, pus, saliva, tears, sweat, bile and stomach acid will wash the streets like a cleansing rain.
wildlifer: Meh, a Polish weddings are much worse.You know you've drank to much when the bottling recycling guys send to trucks to pick up your empties.
drongozone: St Patrick's Day Dallas = Amateur Hour
fireclown: Couldn't they sort the town into zones for party type? I've long felt that they could do that with Ocean City Maryland, where civil families routinely come into conflict with what we will call a more party-minded demographic. Noise ordinances and whatnot could be different in different parts of town, and visitors could choose their hotel/condo accordingly.
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