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(The Sun)   Cute 19-year-old brunette takes danger drug 2CB, tries to throw herself out a window, gains the strength of ten men, bites police officer,hallucinates that she's being tortured, vows never to do it again, TA-DAA (w/pic)   ( divider line
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2013-01-18 07:09:36 AM  
6 votes:

DammitIForgotMyLogin: If you take hallucinogens without understanding the importance of set and setting, you're gonna have a bad time.


"Danger drug"?

If only those other people had been armed with 2CB, this might not have happened.
2013-01-18 08:46:11 AM  
5 votes:

Carn: Her face reminds me of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.

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2013-01-18 07:53:47 AM  
5 votes:
Don't trust the B---- on 2cB.
2013-01-18 08:40:46 AM  
3 votes:

amquelbettamin: 2CB CSB

2CB, or not 2CB: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of purple monkey dishwasher,
Or to take arms against a sea of bobbies,
And bite their opposing end?
2013-01-18 07:09:05 AM  
3 votes:
I see a Mrs. Potato Head that lost its lips and had them replaced with a Whistlin' Pete mouth.
2013-01-18 07:44:15 AM  
2 votes:
It has put me off drugs completely.

I hope that doesn't include birth control
2013-01-18 07:42:47 AM  
2 votes:
I think you meant she ate the cute girl, subby.
2013-01-18 07:37:45 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-18 09:25:54 AM  
1 vote:
Cute? Maybe nut we all know.

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2013-01-18 08:55:01 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Carn: Her face reminds me of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.

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Not cool, man. You keep your nightmare fuel to yourself.
2013-01-18 08:51:14 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Carn: Her face reminds me of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.

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Scary. Good. Photoshop.
2013-01-18 08:43:04 AM  
1 vote:
I like CB4.

/funny movie
2013-01-18 08:31:51 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-18 08:30:14 AM  
1 vote:
Threw myself out a window once.

Not fun.
2013-01-18 08:20:13 AM  
1 vote: Full Size

Cop biter.

/// british hot
2013-01-18 08:08:44 AM  
1 vote:

Mr. Bix: mushroom-like visuals Full Size

Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle.
2013-01-18 08:08:05 AM  
1 vote:
That's a rough 19.
2013-01-18 08:06:08 AM  
1 vote:
I'm on 2CB right now and I have the strength of seven FARK liters, two intarweb trolls and a menopausal woman so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
2013-01-18 08:01:09 AM  
1 vote:
2CB? I really have no knowledge of modern drugs. For the longest time, I wondered why Bath and Body Works would sell bath salts if they were a public danger.
2013-01-18 08:00:03 AM  
1 vote:
I pictured this.
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2013-01-18 07:59:50 AM  
1 vote:
The strength of 10 ENGLISH men. Thats like, 2 regular men...tops.
2013-01-18 07:54:51 AM  
1 vote:
Danger is my drug's... first name.
2013-01-18 07:48:03 AM  
1 vote:
i do not believe one single farking word of any of these Sun articles that are accounts from teenage girls.
2013-01-18 07:27:57 AM  
1 vote:
Bumping a line of 2CB was like getting kicked in the face by a horse. Seriously. But, as the pain subsided, the trip began. I had a pretty good time, with mushroom-like visuals and warm fuzzy feelings that I was living in the best of all possible worlds. Looking at my friends, they were, in spite of their flaws, the best people they could possibly be. The best of their natures beamed at me like lanterns. The couch was the best couch it could possibly be. The coffee table was the best coffee table it could possibly be, etc., etc.

Psychedelic drugs aren't for everyone or every situation. Ingesting illicit and known-dangerous chemicals chemicals like the 2C family is probably a stupid risk to take. But if you're going to throw caution to the wind, try to relax and have a good time.
2013-01-18 07:27:34 AM  
1 vote:

F22raptom: not as bad as the time i took 4 pills and got caught jacking off in the dirt of my mates backyard

Is that a eupehmism?
It sounds like a euphemism.
2013-01-18 07:18:50 AM  
1 vote:
She looks like one of those chunky girls that dresses like all her skinny friends, but no one has the gall to tell her it makes her look fatter, because, well she's got arms like an offensive lineman.
2013-01-18 07:17:03 AM  
1 vote:

stupiddream: Bath Salts.

A: Not cute

B: Buy the ticket, take the ride.
2013-01-18 07:09:42 AM  
1 vote:
Am I the only one who heard "Just stay away from drugs, you're better off" as a kid?
2013-01-18 05:53:58 AM  
1 vote:
Normally headlines are shorter than an article. Normally. This is not the case here.
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