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(Lex 18)   If you're going to try to hold up a Little Caesar's, it would really help if you at least sobered up first   (lex18.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-18 07:34:15 AM
I just usually start screaming, "PIZZA, PIZZA!" over and over again.
 
2013-01-18 07:37:35 AM
NO ONE TELLS ZSmE WhAT To Do. NOw HAND OVER THE BREADSTiCkS. ALL OF THEM!!!@!1
 
2013-01-18 07:37:36 AM
I'll be taking these Pizzas and whatever cash ya got.
 
2013-01-18 07:37:54 AM
Hopkins was later picked up by police, and charged with public intoxication. Police say he will not be charged with attempted robbery because he didn't actually have a weapon.

I think it was actually because they took pity on the dumb bastard.
 
2013-01-18 07:40:07 AM

Freakjob_0: I'll be taking these Pizzas and whatever cash ya got.


Cash? Dude, they sell $5 pizzas.
 
2013-01-18 07:42:37 AM

Fark Irony Police: NO ONE TELLS ZSmE WhAT To Do. NOw HAND OVER THE BREADSTiCkS. ALL OF THEM!!!@!1


That is the best drunken speech to text translation I have ever seen. Well done!
 
2013-01-18 07:44:49 AM
if only a customer had gone there at the same time with his assault rifle this never would have happened
 
2013-01-18 07:48:01 AM
You'd have to be drunk to hold up a Little Caesar's.
 
2013-01-18 07:50:10 AM
This story reminds me of...
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2013-01-18 07:55:52 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: You'd have to be drunk to hold up a Little Caesar's.


Heh. Our local Little Ceasar's has a drive-thru, which is brilliant for a pizza place which offers pre-cooked pizzas (it was a former KFC). I only wish the guy had held up a Little Ceasar's drive-thru just for Farker's reactions.
 
2013-01-18 07:59:36 AM
He was trying to pick up their little mascot?
 
2013-01-18 08:16:03 AM
It takes ample amounts of liquid courage to rob a business that sells cheap pizzas.
 
2013-01-18 08:22:09 AM
He must have been going to a Fark party.
 
2013-01-18 08:28:17 AM
What holding up a Little Caesars may look like.

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2013-01-18 08:28:29 AM
Their medium pizzas are only 11 inches in diameter!!
 
2013-01-18 08:31:34 AM
LOOK, calm down. Now listen, everyone has to start somewhere.
So let's all be just a little more supportive of Ryan in his efforts.
 
2013-01-18 08:32:47 AM

MindStalker: Freakjob_0: I'll be taking these Pizzas and whatever cash ya got.

Cash? Dude, they sell $5 pizzas.


You can't call that stuff pizza. LC makes Dominos seem like fine dining.
 
2013-01-18 08:32:53 AM
Of course it happened in Kentucky.

Damnitallsomuch!
 
2013-01-18 08:33:04 AM

MindStalker: Freakjob_0: I'll be taking these Pizzas and whatever cash ya got.

Cash? Dude, they sell $5 pizzas.


but they sell a LOT of those $5 pizzas! i'm never the only customer when i go in there to pick up dinner for the family, no matter what day, what time
 
2013-01-18 08:37:10 AM
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Hand over the crazy bread, bro!
 
2013-01-18 08:37:16 AM
Is it really worth the trouble of holding up a joint that sells 5$ pre-cooked pizzas?
 
2013-01-18 08:51:36 AM

Ronin_S: Is it really worth the trouble of holding up a joint that sells 5$ pre-cooked pizzas?


Yeah, but, they sold like 5 pizzas, so that's like 25$. Totally worth it.
 
2013-01-18 09:06:44 AM
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Lil Cease?
 
2013-01-18 09:19:52 AM
Please, no one's ever even been to a Little Caesar's sober.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:07 AM

Splish: Please, no one's ever even been to a Little Caesar's sober.


So true.
 
2013-01-18 10:40:28 AM

Dragonflew: MindStalker: Freakjob_0: I'll be taking these Pizzas and whatever cash ya got.

Cash? Dude, they sell $5 pizzas.

You can't call that stuff pizza. LC makes Dominos seem like fine dining.


"Value is created by offering high quality pizza made with fresh ingredients for a great price. Little Caesars makes dough fresh in the stores, uses fresh, never-frozen cheese and sauce made with vine-ripened tomatoes. "

How this statement matches up with the taste of their grease slices I have no idea.
 
2013-01-18 10:59:09 AM
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MONEY!! MONEY!!
 
2013-01-18 02:00:25 PM

MindStalker: Dragonflew: MindStalker: Freakjob_0: I'll be taking these Pizzas and whatever cash ya got.

Cash? Dude, they sell $5 pizzas.

You can't call that stuff pizza. LC makes Dominos seem like fine dining.

"Value is created by offering high quality pizza made with fresh ingredients for a great price. Little Caesars makes dough fresh in the stores, uses fresh, never-frozen cheese and sauce made with vine-ripened tomatoes. "

How this statement matches up with the taste of their grease slices I have no idea.


Could be that they use extremely low quality ingredients. Also, machines make the pizza, not people. If they can sell pizzas for $5 and still turn a profit, they're obviously cutting corners on quality.
 
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