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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Law-abiding citizen carries rifle into department store, minds own business, fails to murder anyone. It might take some effort, but we can all still feel threatened and outraged   (ksl.com) divider line 635
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2013-01-17 11:54:20 PM
it's just JC Penney, it's not like there's anybody else in there.
 
2013-01-18 12:04:01 AM
Now, if his dick was hanging out, he would have been arrested.
 
2013-01-18 12:07:07 AM
Well, I'm sure that makes the families of 20 dead first graders feel better.
 
2013-01-18 12:08:37 AM
I'd like to return this thong.  It is stained.

I SAID I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN THIS THONG. IT IS STAINED!  DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

I didn't think so.
 
2013-01-18 12:08:43 AM
You must have to be a complete pussy to feel the need to carry a rifle just to go buy socks.
 
2013-01-18 12:08:43 AM
The store would have been entirely within their rights to require him to leave. The fact that didn't happen tells you something about the gun attitude in the area versus the woman. It also sounds like the reporter talked to the man, but doesn't ask the obvious question (Why are you carrying your rifle into a store?)

I know of a lot of people who don't like to leave their guns unattended in public (even in their car). Say you're out hunting or going to the range and if you need to stop for coffee or a bathroom or something.
 
2013-01-18 12:09:49 AM

TommyymmoT: You must have to be a complete pussy to feel the need to carry a rifle just to go buy socks.


I'll bet he's got a rock that repels tigers too.
 
2013-01-18 12:12:19 AM
THESE SIZE 13 PUMPS ARE FOR MY SISTER! DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
 
2013-01-18 12:23:54 AM

This About That: Now, if his dick was hanging out, he would have been arrested.


It kind of was
 
2013-01-18 12:25:10 AM
Between him and these nitwits

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Seriously guys, you're not helping your cause.
 
2013-01-18 12:26:31 AM
You're not helping, you jackass attention whore.
 
2013-01-18 12:28:07 AM
I'll bet if that happened with a few farkers shopping that the sale of under pants would increase dramatically. Oh wait three problems with that one farkers hardly leave moms basement so they would not be there, also it's not Tuesday so most farkers would not change their under garments under any circumstances. It takes money to shop and after bong food, chips and fudge brownies who has money for JCPenneys? Sorry guys I had a bad day found out that I am just having to get used to getting crippled as surgery is not an option. Well not everything can go my way. Still I would have loved to have been there to check out the guys guns.
 
2013-01-18 12:30:06 AM
This dude just doesn't understand tacky behavior. What woukd Miss Manners say?
 
2013-01-18 12:35:01 AM

maxalt: Sorry guys I had a bad day found out that I am just having to get used to getting crippled as surgery is not an option. Well not everything can go my way.


Are you being serious here? If so, that's awful.
 
2013-01-18 12:35:32 AM
Oh God, it wasn't a Black Panther, was it?

Or....well, a Black anything?
 
2013-01-18 12:36:58 AM
Eventually, one of those assholes are going to get shot by somebody thinking they're some crazed gunman, because seriously, who brings an AR-15 to the mall?
 
2013-01-18 12:37:53 AM
 
2013-01-18 12:40:12 AM

BunkoSquad: Oh God, it wasn't a Black Panther, was it?

Or....well, a Black anything?


If he were black, the SWAT team would have mowed him down just on spec.
I mean a black man, with a rifle, in a mall, in UTAH?
 
2013-01-18 12:41:21 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you troll.
 
2013-01-18 12:42:44 AM
Store employees said the man in the pictures is 22-year-old Joseph Kelley, an Ogden resident. They said he's done this before to garner reaction.

So he's a troll. Wow, I would not have guessed that. Ever. I just figured that he was a Patriottm.
 
2013-01-18 12:44:50 AM
I see people in stores with pistols on their belts fairly often and unless they look like they just got off a horse and are looking for new Levis I usually think ATTENTION WHORE. It doesn't bother me, it isn't news-worthy. But I know it bothers some people. And then there's these jackoffs who don't think a pistol is enough, they have to bring out the AR. Cocksuckers are so assholish with their rights that they would scare others into voting the rights away.
 
2013-01-18 12:45:19 AM
Seriously?  This is how we're all supposed to be safe?  Because I don't know about you, but I worry when rifles are casually carried around.  It implies you expect to use it.
 
2013-01-18 12:46:42 AM

dickfreckle: Store employees said the man in the pictures is 22-year-old Joseph Kelley, an Ogden resident. They said he's done this before to garner reaction.

So he's a troll. Wow, I would not have guessed that. Ever. I just figured that he was a Patriottm.


Patriotroll.
 
2013-01-18 12:53:58 AM

violentsalvation: I see people in stores with pistols on their belts fairly often and unless they look like they just got off a horse and are looking for new Levis I usually think ATTENTION WHORE.


Yup. This one's just another "AH GOTS A GUN! LOOKIT MAH GUN!" jerk.
 
2013-01-18 01:04:27 AM

GAT_00: Seriously?  This is how we're all supposed to be safe?  Because I don't know about you, but I worry when rifles are casually carried around.  It implies you expect to use it.


Actually, it indicates that the people carrying the rifles take themselves and their role in society way too seriously.  This is what happens when they run too many trailer trash-based "reality" shows on cable TV.
 
2013-01-18 01:08:11 AM

Fark Me To Tears: GAT_00: Seriously?  This is how we're all supposed to be safe?  Because I don't know about you, but I worry when rifles are casually carried around.  It implies you expect to use it.

Actually, it indicates that the people carrying the rifles take themselves and their role in society way too seriously.  This is what happens when they run too many trailer trash-based "reality" shows on cable TV.


You don't carry a farking rifle around unless you want an excuse to use it.
 
2013-01-18 01:15:30 AM

GAT_00: Seriously?  This is how we're all supposed to be safe?  Because I don't know about you, but I worry when rifles are casually carried around.  It implies you expect to use it.


Nothing he is doing is safe. If a couple homies rushed him at the counter there they'd take him down and easily make off with his weapons. Take him down, put his own pistol in his face, and take the AR. This guy is a retard and he is making himself a target. This defines irresponsible gun ownership.
 
2013-01-18 01:22:29 AM

violentsalvation: GAT_00: Seriously?  This is how we're all supposed to be safe?  Because I don't know about you, but I worry when rifles are casually carried around.  It implies you expect to use it.

Nothing he is doing is safe. If a couple homies rushed him at the counter there they'd take him down and easily make off with his weapons. Take him down, put his own pistol in his face, and take the AR. This guy is a retard and he is making himself a target. This defines irresponsible gun ownership.


People like him are the reason I can't trust the rest of you, because there's probably quite a few of them to every responsible one. Pro bono publico dominates all.
 
2013-01-18 01:36:35 AM
What a worthless douchebag. It's legal to carry a chainsaw too, but you'd have to be a pathetic piece of shiat to walk around with one in a shopping mall.
 
2013-01-18 01:40:17 AM
Dumbass. I work retail - you bring the gun on Black Friday; by January, all the crowds are gone and most of the exchanges/gift cards are through the system.
 
2013-01-18 01:55:57 AM

Brontes: Will our next cause be to ban all fatty foods because heart disease kills 60 times as many people as gun homicides?


When the fatty foods that I eat kill others instead of just killing me, then perhaps we can consider it. If people only used guns for suicide, then perhaps that way the problem might be comparable, too.

Otherwise, false comparison is false.
 
2013-01-18 01:57:12 AM
Old and busted: "milking"/"wining"
New craze: "Mall gunning"
 
2013-01-18 02:13:06 AM
I'm curious why he wasn't kicked the fark out of the store. There's no way I'd put up with that shiat in my place of business.
 
2013-01-18 02:13:24 AM

fusillade762: Patriotroll.


I might have to steal that for the football thread on Sunday.
 
2013-01-18 02:40:51 AM
This is a perfect example of why "open carry" laws are farking stupid.

ThunderPelvis: I'm curious why he wasn't kicked the fark out of the store. There's no way I'd put up with that shiat in my place of business.


Probably because a large, corporate store in Utah doesn't want to get boycotted for something that people like this asshat would decry as an "anti-gun political statement". My money says this guy was just aching to get kicked out, so he could run to the local rag with a story. If he had tried this nonsense back East, he would have been turned away at the front door by security.

violentsalvation: You're not helping, you jackass attention whore.


This. What a dickhead.
 
2013-01-18 03:06:58 AM

GAT_00: Seriously?  This is how we're all supposed to be safe?  Because I don't know about you, but I worry when rifles are casually carried around.  It implies you expect to use it.


Do you get the vapors when you see police with service pistols?
 
2013-01-18 03:09:52 AM

ThunderPelvis: I'm curious why he wasn't kicked the fark out of the store. There's no way I'd put up with that shiat in my place of business.


TFA says it took place in Salt Lake City... and Utah is generally pretty gun-friendly. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks?

I know places where it's unusual not to see a gun or two in stores at certain times of the year.
 
2013-01-18 03:10:46 AM

kingoomieiii: maxalt: Sorry guys I had a bad day found out that I am just having to get used to getting crippled as surgery is not an option. Well not everything can go my way.

Are you being serious here? If so, that's awful.


Thanks for the note.  Yea serious I am, but stuff happens and I will find out how to make the best of things. As my German Gramma would say " You can always poke a hole in your knee and pour warm milk in it.". I never understood what the fark that meant, but it always made me smile. So I guess I'll poke a hole in my knee and pour warm milk in it.
 
2013-01-18 03:10:57 AM
Oh dear, did somebody say "gun control" to Mr Kelley?

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2013-01-18 03:21:54 AM

violentsalvation: GAT_00: Seriously?  This is how we're all supposed to be safe?  Because I don't know about you, but I worry when rifles are casually carried around.  It implies you expect to use it.

Nothing he is doing is safe. If a couple homies rushed him at the counter there they'd take him down and easily make off with his weapons. Take him down, put his own pistol in his face, and take the AR. This guy is a retard and he is making himself a target. This defines irresponsible gun ownership.


digboston.com

/This is the facepalm of coded racial language
 
2013-01-18 03:22:52 AM

maxalt: So I guess I'll poke a hole in my knee and pour warm milk in it.


That's a sweet story, but I feel obligated to point out that the infection that would cause would probably require amputation.
 
2013-01-18 03:26:36 AM
I wonder what the reaction was in the 60s when people saw interracial couples holding hands entering businesses.

If you dont fight for rights they tend to disappear.
 
2013-01-18 03:30:16 AM

cman: I wonder what the reaction was in the 60s when people saw interracial couples holding hands entering businesses.

If you dont fight for rights they tend to disappear.


Yeah, it's exactly the same. You walk into a Sears holding a black woman, it's probably because you're looking for an excuse to use her. A gun doesn't feel bad about itself and its relationship when you leave it at home.

Walk around with a $1,500, 10-lb loaded gun on your back all the time, people are bound to think you're an asshole. Because you're an asshole.
 
2013-01-18 03:32:28 AM
I wonder what would happen if two such asshats would target the same store on the same day for this stunt.

Would the immediately recognize each other as kindred souls?

Or more likely, would they both assume the other was coming for their gun, and turn the Food Court in to a 21st Century OK Coral?
 
2013-01-18 03:34:44 AM

kingoomieiii: cman: I wonder what the reaction was in the 60s when people saw interracial couples holding hands entering businesses.

If you dont fight for rights they tend to disappear.

Yeah, it's exactly the same. You walk into a Sears holding a black woman, it's probably because you're looking for an excuse to use her. A gun doesn't feel bad about itself and its relationship when you leave it at home.

Walk around with a $1,500, 10-lb loaded gun on your back all the time, people are bound to think you're an asshole. Because you're an asshole.


Different times back then, man.

A white woman walking around holding a black mans hand for the longest timed was extremely unacceptable. There would be people who would assault the couple. Hell, they may have ended up dead.
 
2013-01-18 03:42:15 AM

kingoomieiii: maxalt: So I guess I'll poke a hole in my knee and pour warm milk in it.

That's a sweet story, but I feel obligated to point out that the infection that would cause would probably require amputation.


I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
 
2013-01-18 03:47:05 AM

cman: I wonder what the reaction was in the 60s when people saw interracial couples holding hands entering businesses.

If you dont fight for rights they tend to disappear.


Oh, for the love of...this shiat right here is why I have to drink.

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2013-01-18 03:48:23 AM

cman: Different times back then, man.

A white woman walking around holding a black mans hand for the longest timed was extremely unacceptable


Dude, this subject has fark-all to do with gun rights. It's a stupid analogy that makes not a whit of sense. Let it go.
 
2013-01-18 03:49:08 AM

ThunderPelvis: cman: I wonder what the reaction was in the 60s when people saw interracial couples holding hands entering businesses.

If you dont fight for rights they tend to disappear.

Oh, for the love of...this shiat right here is why I have to drink.

 [www.driveforknowledge.com image 707x536]


So people fighting for their rights is not the same as people fighting for their rights?
 
2013-01-18 04:02:58 AM

cman: ThunderPelvis: cman: I wonder what the reaction was in the 60s when people saw interracial couples holding hands entering businesses.

If you dont fight for rights they tend to disappear.

Oh, for the love of...this shiat right here is why I have to drink.

 [www.driveforknowledge.com image 707x536]

So people fighting for their rights is not the same as people fighting for their rights?


I have better shiat to do than to explain to you why that is a vastly, impressively stupid analogy, and I know you wouldn't listen anyway.

Out of curiosity, though, what is the name of your penis extension/steely love companion?  Bertha?  Mathilda?  Bloodsplatterhammergorekiller?  We can only speculate.  Anyway, I sincerely wish the two of you all the best and a long, happy life together.
 
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