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(NBC 12 Richmond)   Elementary school special-education teacher arrested for heroin. You'd hit it -- the teacher not the H   (nbc12.com) divider line 63
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2013-01-17 10:47:02 PM  
Speak for yourself,  subby.

/Needs a hit bad
 
2013-01-17 11:08:32 PM  
Yea, Chesterfield teachers, best teachers in the country.  The county will soon need to enlarge the jail again. Just to fit the teachers.
 
2013-01-18 12:03:26 AM  
I'm waiting for my ma'am,

26 potato in my hand.
 
2013-01-18 12:23:03 AM  
You're not the boss of me
 
2013-01-18 12:24:26 AM  
localtvwtvr.files.wordpress.com


Four days ago.......

images.starpulse.com
 
2013-01-18 12:28:08 AM  
Don't tell me what I would or would not hit.
 
2013-01-18 12:42:47 AM  
If only those other teachers had been armed with their own heroin.
 
2013-01-18 01:37:27 AM  
Look, you can either deal with special ed children all day, everyday, or you can have a drug-free school. Take your pick.
 
2013-01-18 03:01:58 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You're not the boss of me


and you're not so big
 
2013-01-18 05:17:09 AM  
I'd smack that
 
2013-01-18 05:19:40 AM  
With a stick maybe.
 
2013-01-18 05:20:51 AM  
img809.imageshack.us
It's elementary my dear junky. Take you shiat elsewhere.
 
2013-01-18 05:22:34 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: [img809.imageshack.us image 480x640]
It's elementary my dear junky. Take you shiat elsewhere.


Your*

/preview fail
 
2013-01-18 05:23:14 AM  
Sorry, but I'd have to do one to do the other.
 
2013-01-18 05:34:34 AM  
 
2013-01-18 05:36:15 AM  
I'd probably shoot my junk in it. She could find my vein etc...
 
2013-01-18 05:46:01 AM  
I'd hit it.... with a baseball bat.
 
2013-01-18 05:46:57 AM  

violentsalvation: Don't tell me what I would or would not hit.



KERSPLUSH?
 
2013-01-18 05:48:11 AM  
I thought heroin chic was the latest style in fashion.
 
2013-01-18 05:52:29 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: p4p3rm4t3: [img809.imageshack.us image 480x640]
It's elementary my dear junky. Take you shiat elsewhere.

Your*

/preview fail


But it's OK if you're doing it in a fake black ghetto voice.

Fake black ghetto Sherlock?

Well why not.

/Cue the great Eddie Murphy Dracula.
 
2013-01-18 06:07:47 AM  
Sure why not. I like my skanks Heroin addled
 
2013-01-18 06:26:12 AM  

cherryl taggart: I thought heroin chic was the latest style in fashion.


Uh sure...it's still 2004
 
2013-01-18 06:35:50 AM  
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-18 06:41:40 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Approves.
 
2013-01-18 06:47:59 AM  
She's actually not bad looking for 35.
 
2013-01-18 06:51:36 AM  

Ooba Tooba: I'd probably shoot my junk in it. She could find my vein etc...


Hey! One pun per post!

/no need to get greedy
 
2013-01-18 06:52:08 AM  
Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.
 
2013-01-18 06:53:57 AM  
Does any one know how long a heroin high lasts? Cause I'm wondering why she had to take the drugs with her into school.
 
2013-01-18 07:13:38 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.


When I was much younger, I worked briefly for a packing company where about 50% of the employees were developmentally disabled to one degree or another. They would pare the normal people with a handicapped person. (were a team, YEA!) Hey, it's mindless work, so why not give it to the mindless. Anyways, If they had drug tested us, they would have found 90% of us were using something. How can you not pack tampons into a box by hand while your "partner", who has the mental ability of a five year old, talks ALL FARKING DAY if your not stoned out of your mind.

God, I had nearly erased that memory with excessive alcohol use.

/yes, I'm sure I was one of the "normal" employees
 
2013-01-18 07:27:36 AM  

BigBooper: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.

When I was much younger, I worked briefly for a packing company where about 50% of the employees were developmentally disabled to one degree or another. They would pare pair the normal people with a handicapped person. (were a team, YEA!) Hey, it's mindless work, so why not give it to the mindless. Anyways, If they had drug tested us, they would have found 90% of us were using something. How can you not pack tampons into a box by hand while your "partner", who has the mental ability of a five year old, talks ALL FARKING DAY if your not stoned out of your mind.

God, I had nearly erased that memory with excessive alcohol use.

/yes, I'm sure I was one of the "normal" employees

 
2013-01-18 07:37:54 AM  

BigBooper: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.

When I was much younger, I worked briefly for a packing company where about 50% of the employees were developmentally disabled to one degree or another. They would pare the normal people with a handicapped person. (were a team, YEA!) Hey, it's mindless work, so why not give it to the mindless. Anyways, If they had drug tested us, they would have found 90% of us were using something. How can you not pack tampons into a box by hand while your "partner", who has the mental ability of a five year old, talks ALL FARKING DAY if your not stoned out of your mind.

God, I had nearly erased that memory with excessive alcohol use.

/yes, I'm sure I was one of the "normal" employees


I worked in an elementary school across the hall from the special ed teacher. I had some special ed students in my class. After a few years of teaching, I discovered I was pretty much the only teacher in the entire building that was not on anti-depressants, drank heavily, or took anti-anxiety meds. Hell, my wife is still a teacher, and she's had to throw in the towel after several years of teaching and get a prescrip for an anti-anxiety med.

It would be interesting to see just how many teachers on all levels are medicated or self-medicating when they get home. I would guess well over half.
 
2013-01-18 08:01:08 AM  
I'd hit one and then the other. Not sure about the order, though.
 
2013-01-18 08:05:53 AM  
What a retard!

(How did it go this long without someone picking the low hanging fruit...)
 
2013-01-18 08:07:47 AM  
It's funny because Special Ed students are smarter than heroin users
 
2013-01-18 08:09:35 AM  
Meh, I've done worse.
 
2013-01-18 08:09:41 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: BigBooper: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.

When I was much younger, I worked briefly for a packing company where about 50% of the employees were developmentally disabled to one degree or another. They would pare the normal people with a handicapped person. (were a team, YEA!) Hey, it's mindless work, so why not give it to the mindless. Anyways, If they had drug tested us, they would have found 90% of us were using something. How can you not pack tampons into a box by hand while your "partner", who has the mental ability of a five year old, talks ALL FARKING DAY if your not stoned out of your mind.

God, I had nearly erased that memory with excessive alcohol use.

/yes, I'm sure I was one of the "normal" employees

I worked in an elementary school across the hall from the special ed teacher. I had some special ed students in my class. After a few years of teaching, I discovered I was pretty much the only teacher in the entire building that was not on anti-depressants, drank heavily, or took anti-anxiety meds. Hell, my wife is still a teacher, and she's had to throw in the towel after several years of teaching and get a prescrip for an anti-anxiety med.


It would be interesting to see just how many teachers on all levels are medicated or self-medicating when they get home. I would guess well over half.


It comes from looking at the fat bastard of a super collecting 250k for being a general contractor, your union rep hitting on you every time they see you, dealing with mouth breathing helicopter parents, listening to little snowflakes on hormone overload and opening your mail the last week of every month and looking at the latest installment on your 20 year college debt.
I think they're pretty strong considering hardly any teachers commit active suicide.
 
2013-01-18 08:18:43 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.


FTFY

I'm surprised most, if not all, teachers aren't on some sort of drug.
 
2013-01-18 08:20:06 AM  

brap: I'm waiting for my ma'am,

26 potato in my hand.


Heh.
 
2013-01-18 08:26:34 AM  

Cork on Fork: BigBooper: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.

When I was much younger, I worked briefly for a packing company where about 50% of the employees were developmentally disabled to one degree or another. They would pare pair pear the normal people with a handicapped person. (were a team, YEA!) Hey, it's mindless work, so why not give it to the mindless. Anyways, If they had drug tested us, they would have found 90% of us were using something. How can you not pack tampons into a box by hand while your "partner", who has the mental ability of a five year old, talks ALL FARKING DAY if your not stoned out of your mind.

God, I had nearly erased that memory with excessive alcohol use.

/yes, I'm sure I was one of the "normal" employees

 
2013-01-18 08:27:48 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.


My girlfriend's a special ed teacher, and she's not on drugs.

/she can drink me under the table on weekends, though...
 
2013-01-18 08:29:07 AM  
Hit it with a POTATO!

A bushel basket of them...
 
2013-01-18 08:36:42 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Cork on Fork: BigBooper: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.

When I was much younger, I worked briefly for a packing company where about 50% of the employees were developmentally disabled to one degree or another. They would pare pair pear the normal people with a handicapped person. (were we're a team, YEA!) Hey, it's mindless work, so why not give it to the mindless.? Anyways, If they had drug tested us, they would have found 90% of us were using something. How can you not pack tampons into a box by hand while your "partner", who has the mental ability of a five year old, talks ALL FARKING DAY if your you're not stoned out of your mind.?

God, I had nearly erased that memory with excessive alcohol use.

/yes, I'm sure I was one of the "normal" employees


Sure? CERTAIN sure?
 
2013-01-18 08:43:11 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Cork on Fork: BigBooper: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.

When I was much younger, I worked briefly for a packing company where about 50% of the employees were developmentally disabled to one degree or another. They would pare pair pear pehr the normal people with a handicapped person. (were a team, YEA!) Hey, it's mindless work, so why not give it to the mindless. Anyways, If they had drug tested us, they would have found 90% of us were using something. How can you not pack tampons into a box by hand while your "partner", who has the mental ability of a five year old, talks ALL FARKING DAY if your not stoned out of your mind.

God, I had nearly erased that memory with excessive alcohol use.

/yes, I'm sure I was one of the "normal" employees



/got nuthin'
 
2013-01-18 08:46:03 AM  
Speaking from experience, always have the sex first and the heroin after.
 
2013-01-18 08:59:08 AM  

BigBooper: Does any one know how long a heroin high lasts? Cause I'm wondering why she had to take the drugs with her into school.


Where do you think she bought them?
 
2013-01-18 09:00:03 AM  
You would be wrong, subby.
 
2013-01-18 09:07:30 AM  
I need more photo evidence before I can make a decision either way.
 
2013-01-18 09:09:33 AM  
Heroin is so passé.

/hey, hey
 
2013-01-18 09:10:27 AM  

poot42: Rev. Skarekroe: Cork on Fork: BigBooper: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Special ed teachers need all the help they can get to make it through the day.

When I was much younger, I worked briefly for a packing company where about 50% of the employees were developmentally disabled to one degree or another. They would pare pair pear pehr phayrh the normal people with a handicapped person. (were a team, YEA!) Hey, it's mindless work, so why not give it to the mindless. Anyways, If they had drug tested us, they would have found 90% of us were using something. How can you not pack tampons into a box by hand while your "partner", who has the mental ability of a five year old, talks ALL FARKING DAY if your not stoned out of your mind.

God, I had nearly erased that memory with excessive alcohol use.

/yes, I'm sure I was one of the "normal" employees


/got nuthin'


Had smoethin', but we're gettin' ta da bottom.
 
2013-01-18 09:37:00 AM  

catusr: Speaking from experience, always have the sex first and the heroin after.


THIS!

If I had a nickel for every hooker that has fallen asleep in my lap.

/Then I could buy more heroin to barter for sex
 
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