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(SFGate)   Actual headline: Cross-dressing meth priest liked sex in the rectory   ( divider line
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9886 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2013 at 12:02 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-18 01:59:04 AM  
3 votes:
I'm just wondering: If your work uniform consists of a fabulously ornamental gown embroidered with wild color and accessories that would make RuPaul envious, you perform daily on a stage-like structure, accompanied by two young men wearing lacy shawls over their black linen robes who ring bells, burn incense, and fetch wine for you, in front of a statue of a nearly-naked guy, why the hell do you crossdress? To stay in touch with your manhood?

/gonna be puzzled by that one all night.
//hopefully help me not think about the SPIDER THREAD...
2013-01-18 12:53:16 AM  
3 votes:
Wallin... ... enjoyed Broadway musicals and show tunes.

Church is probably more upset about him being gay than any meth or money laundering.
2013-01-18 12:10:51 AM  
2 votes:
What was the Vatican's cut?
2013-01-18 08:00:04 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like the priest caught a bad case of Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis.
2013-01-18 07:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-18 03:56:45 AM  
1 vote:

Scaevola: Duck_of_Doom: Scaevola: I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.

Absolutely. Even then, it's victim blaming and "why did you make it public" bs. Fark Bishop Lori, he's a tool.

Of course, Lori got promoted, and will be a cardinal in the next 2-3 years. He's also been the lead pants-shiatter from the bishops about how Obamacare is violating Catholic religious freedom. This entire generation of bishops is nothing but asshats who got promoted by kissing Roman behind.

And then when church attendance starts to decline in first world countries, instead of asking themselves why and doing something to address it, they instead do everything in their power to prevent people in developing countries from having access to birth control so that there's more impoverished, uneducated people to help fill their coffers to make up the gap.
2013-01-18 02:52:37 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?

Ever since the 18th century, yes.

/Just ask John & Charles Wesley.
2013-01-18 12:51:31 AM  
1 vote:
Don't they all, subby?
2013-01-18 12:48:48 AM  
1 vote:
Answer for The Great Karnack: Religion.

Question: What is the cause of WAR and human strife?

/ Did I forget stupidity and mass mind melting
2013-01-18 12:42:14 AM  
1 vote:

Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.
2013-01-18 12:24:18 AM  
1 vote:
From TFA: "But sources knowledgeable with the case said the situation went deeper than diocese officials will publicly admit."

THIS is the farking problem! So long as the clowns in the hierarchy spend more time trying to protect their precious prestige and privilege, things will never get better. Meanwhile, the laity, who pay for the clergy's sweet set-up, are quietly checking out.
2013-01-18 12:19:02 AM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: In before ghastly

Tentacle wape.

I miss the comic so much.
2013-01-18 12:14:31 AM  
1 vote:
A John Waters movie come to life.
2013-01-18 12:08:37 AM  
1 vote:
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
2013-01-18 12:08:01 AM  
1 vote:
I'd have to be on meth to consider taking it in the rectory.

And this part sounds kinda shocking

At one point, Wallin was selling upwards of $9,000 of meth a week, according to his indictment.

Until you read a bit further

They said the informant had met Wallin at a party in early 2012 and struck up an agreement for Wallin to sell the informant six ounces of the drug a week for a total of $9,000.
2013-01-18 12:05:40 AM  
1 vote:
In before ghastly
2013-01-18 12:04:37 AM  
1 vote:
Rectum? Damn near killed 'email.
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