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2013-01-18 12:04:37 AM  
Rectum? Damn near killed 'email.
 
2013-01-18 12:05:40 AM  
In before ghastly
 
2013-01-18 12:05:56 AM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the sort of thing that gives us normal crossdressers a bad name.
 
2013-01-18 12:06:14 AM  
That is a most magnificent story, monsignor.
 
2013-01-18 12:07:16 AM  
I thought it was Catholic girls in the rectory basement...
 
2013-01-18 12:07:19 AM  
In his defense, no one pays the tithe anymore.
 
2013-01-18 12:08:01 AM  
I'd have to be on meth to consider taking it in the rectory.

And this part sounds kinda shocking

At one point, Wallin was selling upwards of $9,000 of meth a week, according to his indictment.

Until you read a bit further

They said the informant had met Wallin at a party in early 2012 and struck up an agreement for Wallin to sell the informant six ounces of the drug a week for a total of $9,000.
 
2013-01-18 12:08:37 AM  
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
Nun.
 
2013-01-18 12:10:51 AM  
What was the Vatican's cut?
 
2013-01-18 12:14:31 AM  
A John Waters movie come to life.
 
2013-01-18 12:14:40 AM  
This is the body of Christina take and eat.  TAKE IT!  TAKE IT!  TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
 
2013-01-18 12:15:21 AM  
that's not the actual headline. I want a refund.

/the
 
2013-01-18 12:16:04 AM  
"There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.
 
2013-01-18 12:17:20 AM  
I just laughed 100 bicentennial Beam out of my nose.

Now I has a sad.
 
2013-01-18 12:19:02 AM  

Oldiron_79: In before ghastly


Tentacle wape.

I miss the comic so much.
 
2013-01-18 12:19:17 AM  
Suspended him, send on a sabbatical yea yea yea, put him in jail you stuid idiots and be done with it, don't protect the scum unless you are also scum bags.
 
2013-01-18 12:20:21 AM  

megarian: I just laughed 100 bicentennial Beam out of my nose.

Now I has a sad.


Just lick it back up. No waste, no want. No sex in the rectory/champagne room.
 
2013-01-18 12:23:03 AM  
I'm athiest but try to respect religions-that's just evil selling meth-never met a person who did meth and had good things happen-
 
2013-01-18 12:24:18 AM  
From TFA: "But sources knowledgeable with the case said the situation went deeper than diocese officials will publicly admit."

THIS is the farking problem! So long as the clowns in the hierarchy spend more time trying to protect their precious prestige and privilege, things will never get better. Meanwhile, the laity, who pay for the clergy's sweet set-up, are quietly checking out.
 
2013-01-18 12:29:17 AM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: megarian: I just laughed 100 bicentennial Beam out of my nose.

Now I has a sad.

Just lick it back up. No waste, no want. No sex in the rectory/champagne room.


When you're right, you're right.

Now my hair smells like whiskey, though.

Waaaay better than shampoo.
 
2013-01-18 12:31:33 AM  
Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy. Selling meth is just plain evil.
 
2013-01-18 12:31:34 AM  

kareninsf: I'm athiest but try to respect religions-that's just evil selling meth-never met a person who did meth and had good things happen-


You've probably met plenty of people on meth and didn't even know it. It's the one's who cause a ruckus who get all the press. Like this guy.
 
2013-01-18 12:32:33 AM  
And a pilot liked sex in the cockpit.
 
2013-01-18 12:37:14 AM  
Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.
 
2013-01-18 12:40:34 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.


I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.
 
2013-01-18 12:42:14 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.


Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.
 
2013-01-18 12:43:52 AM  
I see that spellchecker is making a comeback.

You can tell because they misspelled rectum in the headline.
 
2013-01-18 12:45:04 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.


I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?
 
2013-01-18 12:47:18 AM  

fusillade762: DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.

I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?


It's usually the Jesuits with the flagellation, isn't it?
 
2013-01-18 12:48:48 AM  
Answer for The Great Karnack: Religion.

Question: What is the cause of WAR and human strife?

/ Did I forget stupidity and mass mind melting
//
 
2013-01-18 12:51:31 AM  
Don't they all, subby?
 
2013-01-18 12:53:16 AM  
Wallin... ... enjoyed Broadway musicals and show tunes.
Heh.

Church is probably more upset about him being gay than any meth or money laundering.
 
2013-01-18 12:54:31 AM  
Can we stop kissing up to every dipsh*t with a black dress and a white collar, now? I mean, can we?
 
2013-01-18 12:55:42 AM  

Scaevola: I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.


Absolutely. Even then, it's victim blaming and "why did you make it public" bs. Fark Bishop Lori, he's a tool.
 
2013-01-18 01:01:35 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Scaevola: I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.

Absolutely. Even then, it's victim blaming and "why did you make it public" bs. Fark Bishop Lori, he's a tool.


Of course, Lori got promoted, and will be a cardinal in the next 2-3 years. He's also been the lead pants-shiatter from the bishops about how Obamacare is violating Catholic religious freedom. This entire generation of bishops is nothing but asshats who got promoted by kissing Roman behind.
 
2013-01-18 01:04:44 AM  
Well, it's moister in the cloister.
 
2013-01-18 01:05:01 AM  

Iggie: I thought it was Catholic girls in the rectory basement...


I thought it was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a candlestick
 
2013-01-18 01:08:00 AM  
Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?
 
2013-01-18 01:11:11 AM  

ChrisDe: What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
Nun.


oh thank you sir.I lol
 
2013-01-18 01:11:28 AM  
"he would often use street phrases such as "5 Grover Clevelands," for $500 worth of meth or "eight balls," for an eighth of an ounce, the indictment states."

Street lingo. Wouldn't you know it, someone like this even uses street lingo. That bastard.
 
2013-01-18 01:12:56 AM  
"he would often use street phrases such as "5 Grover Clevelands," for $500 worth of meth or "eight balls," for an eighth of an ounce, the indictment states."

I thought an eighth of an ounce was a henry?
 
2013-01-18 01:14:17 AM  
The word is not "rectory," it's "rectorum." English . . . it's your language; use it.
 
2013-01-18 01:19:00 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?


Let there be light. And use that light to take the bulb out of His Ikea lamp and thou shalt use it to get high and stare out of thine peephole for hours should authority suspect.

I forget what verse that is.
 
2013-01-18 01:20:31 AM  

Scaevola: Duck_of_Doom: Scaevola: I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.

Absolutely. Even then, it's victim blaming and "why did you make it public" bs. Fark Bishop Lori, he's a tool.

Of course, Lori got promoted, and will be a cardinal in the next 2-3 years. He's also been the lead pants-shiatter from the bishops about how Obamacare is violating Catholic religious freedom. This entire generation of bishops is nothing but asshats who got promoted by kissing Roman behind.


Cardinal?

Are the Padre's trading him?
 
2013-01-18 01:26:44 AM  
That's methed up!
 
2013-01-18 01:29:47 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: fusillade762: DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.

I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?

It's usually the Jesuits with the flagellation, isn't it?


A good flogging Yup he'll be flogged by the bishop.
 
2013-01-18 01:31:02 AM  

skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.


Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.
 
2013-01-18 01:32:33 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.


It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...
 
2013-01-18 01:33:48 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: The word is not "rectory," it's "rectorum." English . . . it's your language; use it.


why not both?
 
2013-01-18 01:35:59 AM  

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...


You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!
 
2013-01-18 01:36:44 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!


The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.
 
2013-01-18 01:40:06 AM  

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.


trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?
 
2013-01-18 01:41:33 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?


Worse: humanities professor.
 
2013-01-18 01:42:35 AM  

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?

Worse: humanities professor.


What discipline? Or do you exist to create more humanities professors?
 
2013-01-18 01:43:31 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?

Worse: humanities professor.

What discipline? Or do you exist to create more humanities professors?


Classics, ancient Near Eastern religion.
 
2013-01-18 01:44:06 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.


*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?
 
2013-01-18 01:54:39 AM  

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?

Worse: humanities professor.

What discipline? Or do you exist to create more humanities professors?

Classics, ancient Near Eastern religion.


Hey! That's the class that I learned about Eve in! And about how all those Jewish words in the Old testament have very specific meanings, it was a GREAT class. The Professor, however, (or junior professor) was a real piece of shiat. Our final grade was 50% a final paper. We had to turn it in my a certain time by sliding it under his door. Turns out he took all the papers, failed the whole class and fled to Israel to live with his boyfriend. Anyways, I was supposed to have an extension on the paper that he revoked the day before it was due. As I didn't trust the, and was incensed at having to research and write a 14 page essay on the property and inheritance rights of Women in ancient Israel, while NOT using the Bible as a source. When I turned in the paper, I also made a copy and turned it into the dean along with a letter of complaint. At the end of the day, because I was the only one who was able to prove that I did the final paper, and turned it in on time. I was able to change my grade to an A, while the rest of the class had to settle for pretending the semester had never happened.

This story is 100% true. =/

\Go Bears
 
2013-01-18 01:55:32 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?


Nooo. ;)
 
2013-01-18 01:59:04 AM  
I'm just wondering: If your work uniform consists of a fabulously ornamental gown embroidered with wild color and accessories that would make RuPaul envious, you perform daily on a stage-like structure, accompanied by two young men wearing lacy shawls over their black linen robes who ring bells, burn incense, and fetch wine for you, in front of a statue of a nearly-naked guy, why the hell do you crossdress? To stay in touch with your manhood?

/gonna be puzzled by that one all night.
//hopefully help me not think about the SPIDER THREAD...
 
2013-01-18 01:59:37 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)


At least you are pretty. ;)
 
2013-01-18 01:59:54 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)


Something you *don't* want to tell us about your youth?
 
2013-01-18 02:00:54 AM  
With people like this at the top, it's no wonder the good monsignor has ten pounds of crazy to fit into his five pound head.
 
2013-01-18 02:03:04 AM  

MisterTweak: I'm just wondering: If your work uniform consists of a fabulously ornamental gown embroidered with wild color and accessories that would make RuPaul envious, you perform daily on a stage-like structure, accompanied by two young men wearing lacy shawls over their black linen robes who ring bells, burn incense, and fetch wine for you, in front of a statue of a nearly-naked guy, why the hell do you crossdress? To stay in touch with your manhood?

/gonna be puzzled by that one all night.
//hopefully help me not think about the SPIDER THREAD...


www.whosawesome.com
 
2013-01-18 02:05:01 AM  

MisterTweak: I'm just wondering: If your work uniform consists of a fabulously ornamental gown embroidered with wild color and accessories that would make RuPaul envious, you perform daily on a stage-like structure, accompanied by two young men wearing lacy shawls over their black linen robes who ring bells, burn incense, and fetch wine for you, in front of a statue of a nearly-naked guy, why the hell do you crossdress? To stay in touch with your manhood?

/gonna be puzzled by that one all night.
//hopefully help me not think about the SPIDER THREAD...


You see, you need the tight binding material covering your body so that the Jesus Butt plug you inserted stays in place. You simply can't afford to have that pop out at an incontinent time.

\I blame this comment on Savio Mascalzone.and Archer.
 
2013-01-18 02:07:12 AM  
I meant inconvenient time. Ironically both work... huh?
 
2013-01-18 02:11:58 AM  

megarian: DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)

At least you are pretty. ;)


Hmm?... [profile check] How YOU doin?
 
2013-01-18 02:16:55 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: megarian: DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)

At least you are pretty. ;)

Hmm?... [profile check] How YOU doin?


If you two are going to do this, can we at least request that you both cross dress?
 
2013-01-18 02:20:52 AM  

Scaevola: DreamyAltarBoy: megarian: DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)

At least you are pretty. ;)

Hmm?... [profile check] How YOU doin?

If you two are going to do this, can we at least request that you both cross dress?


There are pictures.. of me...
 
2013-01-18 02:22:23 AM  
megarian [TotalFark] : Gyrfalcon: Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?


How about meth is now a sacrament.

Let there be light. And use that light to take the bulb out of His Ikea lamp and thou shalt use it to get high and stare out of thine peephole for hours should authority suspect.

I forget what verse that is.


Try The Book of Stoners 4:20
 
2013-01-18 02:23:22 AM  
Scaevola In no way is my experience a reflection of your field. I really did love the class, and I learned a hell of a lot through the comparative studies that we did. I just thought you would appreciate the wacky, though crappy experience I had taking the class at Cal.
 
2013-01-18 02:26:24 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola In no way is my experience a reflection of your field. I really did love the class, and I learned a hell of a lot through the comparative studies that we did. I just thought you would appreciate the wacky, though crappy experience I had taking the class at Cal.


Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola In no way is my experience a reflection of your field. I really did love the class, and I learned a hell of a lot through the comparative studies that we did. I just thought you would appreciate the wacky, though crappy experience I had taking the class at Cal.


No worries. Two decades in this gig, and crazy behavior by academics doesn't surprise me anymore. It's a shame that people have to pick up the pieces when that kind of crap goes down. I've seen similar things.
 
2013-01-18 02:26:44 AM  
So, when will he appear in the cover of Vanity Fair? It sounds like he has a much more natural and serene relationship with women than the other one.
 
2013-01-18 02:27:53 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Scaevola: DreamyAltarBoy: megarian: DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)

At least you are pretty. ;)

Hmm?... [profile check] How YOU doin?

If you two are going to do this, can we at least request that you both cross dress?

There are pictures.. of me...


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-01-18 02:29:57 AM  

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola In no way is my experience a reflection of your field. I really did love the class, and I learned a hell of a lot through the comparative studies that we did. I just thought you would appreciate the wacky, though crappy experience I had taking the class at Cal.

No worries. Two decades in this gig, and crazy behavior by academics doesn't surprise me anymore. It's a shame that people have to pick up the pieces when that kind of crap goes down. I've seen similar things.


Can you share an honest to God similar thing you saw happen? I'd feel a lot better about how my class got shafted knowing it wasn't some cosmically unlikely oddity.
 
2013-01-18 02:39:36 AM  
Please, oh Please?!?
 
2013-01-18 02:52:37 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?


Ever since the 18th century, yes.

/Just ask John & Charles Wesley.
 
2013-01-18 02:55:42 AM  

HiFiGuy: Gyrfalcon: Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?

Ever since the 18th century, yes.

/Just ask John & Charles Wesley.


Booooooooo! *throws rotten fruit*

\groan
 
2013-01-18 03:26:25 AM  
Godspeed to you Monsignor.
 
2013-01-18 03:27:55 AM  
Father?
 
2013-01-18 03:53:51 AM  
Hope he cleaned the organ between hymns.
 
2013-01-18 03:56:45 AM  

Scaevola: Duck_of_Doom: Scaevola: I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.

Absolutely. Even then, it's victim blaming and "why did you make it public" bs. Fark Bishop Lori, he's a tool.

Of course, Lori got promoted, and will be a cardinal in the next 2-3 years. He's also been the lead pants-shiatter from the bishops about how Obamacare is violating Catholic religious freedom. This entire generation of bishops is nothing but asshats who got promoted by kissing Roman behind.


And then when church attendance starts to decline in first world countries, instead of asking themselves why and doing something to address it, they instead do everything in their power to prevent people in developing countries from having access to birth control so that there's more impoverished, uneducated people to help fill their coffers to make up the gap.
 
2013-01-18 04:12:30 AM  
Damn near killed-ory!
 
2013-01-18 04:19:10 AM  
Ahh Bridgeport ...how I avoid thee like the plague. Even the priests don't have a chance in good 'ol BPort
 
2013-01-18 04:34:05 AM  

Fury Pilot: "he would often use street phrases such as "5 Grover Clevelands," for $500 worth of meth or "eight balls," for an eighth of an ounce, the indictment states."

I thought an eighth of an ounce was a henry?


I thought Cleveland was on the fifty.
 
2013-01-18 05:08:09 AM  
ftfa: In addition, diocese officials found bizarre sex toys in Wallin's residence, the sources said.

Just how bizarre are we talking? You can't just leave us hanging here.

/the Monsignor may have been equipped to do so, however
 
2013-01-18 06:01:30 AM  

Iggie: I thought it was Catholic girls in the rectory basement...


On what planet? Around these parts, it's always Catholic boys in the rectory.
 
2013-01-18 06:17:42 AM  

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?

Worse: humanities professor.


You're probably a lefty, too, aren't you?

/Scaevola was a badass
//love that story
 
2013-01-18 06:49:05 AM  
Rectory? I hardly knewery!
 
2013-01-18 07:31:04 AM  
 
2013-01-18 07:33:43 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.


That is Mother Superior's job.
 
2013-01-18 07:44:42 AM  
Meth priest? Sounds like something I'll involve in my next Shadowrun game.
 
2013-01-18 07:45:44 AM  
In his post-priesthood, Wallin, 61, bought an adult specialty and video store in North Haven called Land of Oz that sells sex toys and X-rated DVDs....

and who enjoyed Broadway musicals and show tunes. He often attended musicals with his mentor, former N.Y. Cardinal Edward Egan and parishioners.


I'm sensing a trend here letme see. Oz means friend of Dorothy, musicals chock full of gay overtones but dating another priest and taking him to a musical really kind of nails it, excuse the single entendre, for us.
 
2013-01-18 08:00:04 AM  
Sounds like the priest caught a bad case of Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis.
 
2013-01-18 08:22:03 AM  
So.....

I'll make my final clue guess.

It was the priest
In the rectory
With, ah... Little boys?
 
2013-01-18 08:26:55 AM  
newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-01-18 08:31:15 AM  

fusillade762: kareninsf: I'm athiest but try to respect religions-that's just evil selling meth-never met a person who did meth and had good things happen-

You've probably met plenty of people on meth and didn't even know it. It's the one's who cause a ruckus who get all the press. Like this guy.


Says the guy from Portland.  If you're surrounded by meth, of course it looks normal.


// Never get gas in Oregon
 
2013-01-18 08:48:07 AM  
Anyone else catch the "has a federal public defender" part?
 
2013-01-18 08:59:37 AM  
And can we get a round of "father abraham" from the FarkH3?
 
2013-01-18 09:00:00 AM  

ransack.: Fury Pilot: "he would often use street phrases such as "5 Grover Clevelands," for $500 worth of meth or "eight balls," for an eighth of an ounce, the indictment states."

I thought an eighth of an ounce was a henry?

I thought Cleveland was on the fifty.


Cleveland is on the $1000 bill. Grant is on the $50. But remember...we are dealing with meth heads here, nothing has to make sense.
 
2013-01-18 09:15:55 AM  

cherryl taggart: Iggie: I thought it was Catholic girls in the rectory basement...

On what planet? Around these parts, it's always Catholic boys in the rectory.


Link
 
2013-01-18 09:18:06 AM  

Melquiades: I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the sort of thing that gives us normal crossdressers a bad name.


So, you're more an executive transvestite, rather than a weirdo transvestite?

brucegarrett.com
 
2013-01-18 09:45:12 AM  

Iggie: I thought it was Catholic girls in the rectory basement...


With a lead pipe.
 
2013-01-18 09:50:42 AM  

Miss Stein: Hope he cleaned the organ between hymns.

That's how he got into this mess in the first place!

 
2013-01-18 09:50:53 AM  

RobSeace: Melquiades: I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the sort of thing that gives us normal crossdressers a bad name.

So, you're more an executive transvestite, rather than a weirdo transvestite?


Exactly! Professional dresses, appropriate for the office; no meth.
 
2013-01-18 10:03:12 AM  
 
2013-01-18 10:04:09 AM  

ashinmytomatoes: img src="http://www.whitegirlsalsa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Pope-Joa n.jpg">

/Of course, her cross-dressing was a necessity.


www.whitegirlsalsa.com

/Fixed
 
2013-01-18 10:21:32 AM  

I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?

Worse: humanities professor.

You're probably a lefty, too, aren't you?

/Scaevola was a badass
//love that story


Absolutely a lefty.
/Mom was born and raised in Rome
//Wish I were as badass as Gaius Mucius
///best I can do is slashies...
 
2013-01-18 10:22:21 AM  
Did anybody do the rectum joke yet?

Well, here it is any way:

Rectum?

'Recked her, too!


Feh! So it's based on a Hee-Haw joke.

Still doesn't beat my favourite bad taste groaner:

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!


For some reason this thread has taken a scatological bent from the start.
 
2013-01-18 12:04:29 PM  
Good thing he wasn't a priest at St. Giles
 
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