That is a most magnificent story, monsignor.

In his defense, no one pays the tithe anymore.

I'd have to be on meth to consider taking it in the rectory.

And this part sounds kinda shocking

At one point, Wallin was selling upwards of $9,000 of meth a week, according to his indictment.

Until you read a bit further

They said the informant had met Wallin at a party in early 2012 and struck up an agreement for Wallin to sell the informant six ounces of the drug a week for a total of $9,000.

What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
Nun.

This is the body of Christina take and eat.  TAKE IT!  TAKE IT!  TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

"There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

I just laughed 100 bicentennial Beam out of my nose.

Now I has a sad.

Oldiron_79: In before ghastly

Tentacle wape.

I miss the comic so much.

Seth'n'Spectrum: megarian: I just laughed 100 bicentennial Beam out of my nose.

Now I has a sad.

Just lick it back up. No waste, no want. No sex in the rectory/champagne room.

When you're right, you're right.

Now my hair smells like whiskey, though.

Waaaay better than shampoo.

Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy. Selling meth is just plain evil.

kareninsf: I'm athiest but try to respect religions-that's just evil selling meth-never met a person who did meth and had good things happen-

You've probably met plenty of people on meth and didn't even know it. It's the one's who cause a ruckus who get all the press. Like this guy.

And a pilot liked sex in the cockpit.

Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.

I see that spellchecker is making a comeback.

You can tell because they misspelled rectum in the headline.

DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.

I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?

fusillade762: DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.

I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?

It's usually the Jesuits with the flagellation, isn't it?

Wallin... ... enjoyed Broadway musicals and show tunes.
Heh.

Church is probably more upset about him being gay than any meth or money laundering.

Iggie: I thought it was Catholic girls in the rectory basement...

I thought it was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a candlestick

Gyrfalcon: Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?

Let there be light. And use that light to take the bulb out of His Ikea lamp and thou shalt use it to get high and stare out of thine peephole for hours should authority suspect.

I forget what verse that is.

That's methed up!

DreamyAltarBoy: fusillade762: DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.

I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?

It's usually the Jesuits with the flagellation, isn't it?

A good flogging Yup he'll be flogged by the bishop.

skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

HammerHeadSnark: The word is not "rectory," it's "rectorum." English . . . it's your language; use it.

why not both?

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?

Worse: humanities professor.

What discipline? Or do you exist to create more humanities professors?

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?

Worse: humanities professor.

What discipline? Or do you exist to create more humanities professors?

Classics, ancient Near Eastern religion.

Hey! That's the class that I learned about Eve in! And about how all those Jewish words in the Old testament have very specific meanings, it was a GREAT class. The Professor, however, (or junior professor) was a real piece of shiat. Our final grade was 50% a final paper. We had to turn it in my a certain time by sliding it under his door. Turns out he took all the papers, failed the whole class and fled to Israel to live with his boyfriend. Anyways, I was supposed to have an extension on the paper that he revoked the day before it was due. As I didn't trust the, and was incensed at having to research and write a 14 page essay on the property and inheritance rights of Women in ancient Israel, while NOT using the Bible as a source. When I turned in the paper, I also made a copy and turned it into the dean along with a letter of complaint. At the end of the day, because I was the only one who was able to prove that I did the final paper, and turned it in on time. I was able to change my grade to an A, while the rest of the class had to settle for pretending the semester had never happened.

This story is 100% true. =/

\Go Bears

LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)

I'm just wondering: If your work uniform consists of a fabulously ornamental gown embroidered with wild color and accessories that would make RuPaul envious, you perform daily on a stage-like structure, accompanied by two young men wearing lacy shawls over their black linen robes who ring bells, burn incense, and fetch wine for you, in front of a statue of a nearly-naked guy, why the hell do you crossdress? To stay in touch with your manhood?

/gonna be puzzled by that one all night.
//hopefully help me not think about the SPIDER THREAD...

DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)

At least you are pretty. ;)

DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)

Something you *don't* want to tell us about your youth?

MisterTweak: I'm just wondering: If your work uniform consists of a fabulously ornamental gown embroidered with wild color and accessories that would make RuPaul envious, you perform daily on a stage-like structure, accompanied by two young men wearing lacy shawls over their black linen robes who ring bells, burn incense, and fetch wine for you, in front of a statue of a nearly-naked guy, why the hell do you crossdress? To stay in touch with your manhood?

/gonna be puzzled by that one all night.
//hopefully help me not think about the SPIDER THREAD...

You see, you need the tight binding material covering your body so that the Jesus Butt plug you inserted stays in place. You simply can't afford to have that pop out at an incontinent time.

\I blame this comment on Savio Mascalzone.and Archer.

I meant inconvenient time. Ironically both work... huh?

megarian: DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)

At least you are pretty. ;)

Hmm?... [profile check] How YOU doin?

Scaevola: DreamyAltarBoy: megarian: DreamyAltarBoy: LowbrowDeluxe: DreamyAltarBoy: Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy.

*looks at login* *looks at comment* *looks at login* *looks at comment* Errr...something you want to tell us about your childhood?

Nooo. ;)

At least you are pretty. ;)

Hmm?... [profile check] How YOU doin?

If you two are going to do this, can we at least request that you both cross dress?

There are pictures.. of me...

Scaevola In no way is my experience a reflection of your field. I really did love the class, and I learned a hell of a lot through the comparative studies that we did. I just thought you would appreciate the wacky, though crappy experience I had taking the class at Cal.

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola In no way is my experience a reflection of your field. I really did love the class, and I learned a hell of a lot through the comparative studies that we did. I just thought you would appreciate the wacky, though crappy experience I had taking the class at Cal.

No worries. Two decades in this gig, and crazy behavior by academics doesn't surprise me anymore. It's a shame that people have to pick up the pieces when that kind of crap goes down. I've seen similar things.

Can you share an honest to God similar thing you saw happen? I'd feel a lot better about how my class got shafted knowing it wasn't some cosmically unlikely oddity.

Please, oh Please?!?

HiFiGuy: Gyrfalcon: Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?

Ever since the 18th century, yes.

/Just ask John & Charles Wesley.

Booooooooo! *throws rotten fruit*

\groan

Hope he cleaned the organ between hymns.

Melquiades: I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the sort of thing that gives us normal crossdressers a bad name.

So, you're more an executive transvestite, rather than a weirdo transvestite?

Did anybody do the rectum joke yet?

Well, here it is any way:

Rectum?

'Recked her, too!

Feh! So it's based on a Hee-Haw joke.

Still doesn't beat my favourite bad taste groaner:

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

For some reason this thread has taken a scatological bent from the start.