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(SFGate)   Actual headline: Cross-dressing meth priest liked sex in the rectory   (sfgate.com) divider line 109
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2013-01-18 12:04:37 AM
Rectum? Damn near killed 'email.
 
2013-01-18 12:05:40 AM
In before ghastly
 
2013-01-18 12:05:56 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the sort of thing that gives us normal crossdressers a bad name.
 
2013-01-18 12:06:14 AM
That is a most magnificent story, monsignor.
 
2013-01-18 12:07:16 AM
I thought it was Catholic girls in the rectory basement...
 
2013-01-18 12:07:19 AM
In his defense, no one pays the tithe anymore.
 
2013-01-18 12:08:01 AM
I'd have to be on meth to consider taking it in the rectory.

And this part sounds kinda shocking

At one point, Wallin was selling upwards of $9,000 of meth a week, according to his indictment.

Until you read a bit further

They said the informant had met Wallin at a party in early 2012 and struck up an agreement for Wallin to sell the informant six ounces of the drug a week for a total of $9,000.
 
2013-01-18 12:08:37 AM
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
Nun.
 
2013-01-18 12:10:51 AM
What was the Vatican's cut?
 
2013-01-18 12:14:31 AM
A John Waters movie come to life.
 
2013-01-18 12:14:40 AM
This is the body of Christina take and eat.  TAKE IT!  TAKE IT!  TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
 
2013-01-18 12:15:21 AM
that's not the actual headline. I want a refund.

/the
 
2013-01-18 12:16:04 AM
"There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.
 
2013-01-18 12:17:20 AM
I just laughed 100 bicentennial Beam out of my nose.

Now I has a sad.
 
2013-01-18 12:19:02 AM

Oldiron_79: In before ghastly


Tentacle wape.

I miss the comic so much.
 
2013-01-18 12:19:17 AM
Suspended him, send on a sabbatical yea yea yea, put him in jail you stuid idiots and be done with it, don't protect the scum unless you are also scum bags.
 
2013-01-18 12:20:21 AM

megarian: I just laughed 100 bicentennial Beam out of my nose.

Now I has a sad.


Just lick it back up. No waste, no want. No sex in the rectory/champagne room.
 
2013-01-18 12:23:03 AM
I'm athiest but try to respect religions-that's just evil selling meth-never met a person who did meth and had good things happen-
 
2013-01-18 12:24:18 AM
From TFA: "But sources knowledgeable with the case said the situation went deeper than diocese officials will publicly admit."

THIS is the farking problem! So long as the clowns in the hierarchy spend more time trying to protect their precious prestige and privilege, things will never get better. Meanwhile, the laity, who pay for the clergy's sweet set-up, are quietly checking out.
 
2013-01-18 12:29:17 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: megarian: I just laughed 100 bicentennial Beam out of my nose.

Now I has a sad.

Just lick it back up. No waste, no want. No sex in the rectory/champagne room.


When you're right, you're right.

Now my hair smells like whiskey, though.

Waaaay better than shampoo.
 
2013-01-18 12:31:33 AM
Cross dressing, butt sexing in the rectory? Okay, whatever, if everyone is an adult I can deal with hypocrisy. Selling meth is just plain evil.
 
2013-01-18 12:31:34 AM

kareninsf: I'm athiest but try to respect religions-that's just evil selling meth-never met a person who did meth and had good things happen-


You've probably met plenty of people on meth and didn't even know it. It's the one's who cause a ruckus who get all the press. Like this guy.
 
2013-01-18 12:32:33 AM
And a pilot liked sex in the cockpit.
 
2013-01-18 12:37:14 AM
Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.
 
2013-01-18 12:40:34 AM

Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.


I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.
 
2013-01-18 12:42:14 AM

Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.


Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.
 
2013-01-18 12:43:52 AM
I see that spellchecker is making a comeback.

You can tell because they misspelled rectum in the headline.
 
2013-01-18 12:45:04 AM

DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.


I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?
 
2013-01-18 12:47:18 AM

fusillade762: DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.

I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?


It's usually the Jesuits with the flagellation, isn't it?
 
2013-01-18 12:48:48 AM
Answer for The Great Karnack: Religion.

Question: What is the cause of WAR and human strife?

/ Did I forget stupidity and mass mind melting
//
 
2013-01-18 12:51:31 AM
Don't they all, subby?
 
2013-01-18 12:53:16 AM
Wallin... ... enjoyed Broadway musicals and show tunes.
Heh.

Church is probably more upset about him being gay than any meth or money laundering.
 
2013-01-18 12:54:31 AM
Can we stop kissing up to every dipsh*t with a black dress and a white collar, now? I mean, can we?
 
2013-01-18 12:55:42 AM

Scaevola: I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.


Absolutely. Even then, it's victim blaming and "why did you make it public" bs. Fark Bishop Lori, he's a tool.
 
2013-01-18 01:01:35 AM

Duck_of_Doom: Scaevola: I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.

Absolutely. Even then, it's victim blaming and "why did you make it public" bs. Fark Bishop Lori, he's a tool.


Of course, Lori got promoted, and will be a cardinal in the next 2-3 years. He's also been the lead pants-shiatter from the bishops about how Obamacare is violating Catholic religious freedom. This entire generation of bishops is nothing but asshats who got promoted by kissing Roman behind.
 
2013-01-18 01:04:44 AM
Well, it's moister in the cloister.
 
2013-01-18 01:05:01 AM

Iggie: I thought it was Catholic girls in the rectory basement...


I thought it was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a candlestick
 
2013-01-18 01:08:00 AM
Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?
 
2013-01-18 01:11:11 AM

ChrisDe: What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
Nun.


oh thank you sir.I lol
 
2013-01-18 01:11:28 AM
"he would often use street phrases such as "5 Grover Clevelands," for $500 worth of meth or "eight balls," for an eighth of an ounce, the indictment states."

Street lingo. Wouldn't you know it, someone like this even uses street lingo. That bastard.
 
2013-01-18 01:12:56 AM
"he would often use street phrases such as "5 Grover Clevelands," for $500 worth of meth or "eight balls," for an eighth of an ounce, the indictment states."

I thought an eighth of an ounce was a henry?
 
2013-01-18 01:14:17 AM
The word is not "rectory," it's "rectorum." English . . . it's your language; use it.
 
2013-01-18 01:19:00 AM

Gyrfalcon: Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?


Let there be light. And use that light to take the bulb out of His Ikea lamp and thou shalt use it to get high and stare out of thine peephole for hours should authority suspect.

I forget what verse that is.
 
2013-01-18 01:20:31 AM

Scaevola: Duck_of_Doom: Scaevola: I doubt it. These days, bishops only give a shiat if things go public. The whole damn system is rotten right through.

Absolutely. Even then, it's victim blaming and "why did you make it public" bs. Fark Bishop Lori, he's a tool.

Of course, Lori got promoted, and will be a cardinal in the next 2-3 years. He's also been the lead pants-shiatter from the bishops about how Obamacare is violating Catholic religious freedom. This entire generation of bishops is nothing but asshats who got promoted by kissing Roman behind.


Cardinal?

Are the Padre's trading him?
 
2013-01-18 01:26:44 AM
That's methed up!
 
2013-01-18 01:29:47 AM

DreamyAltarBoy: fusillade762: DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.

I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?

It's usually the Jesuits with the flagellation, isn't it?


A good flogging Yup he'll be flogged by the bishop.
 
2013-01-18 01:31:02 AM

skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.


Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.
 
2013-01-18 01:32:33 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.


It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...
 
2013-01-18 01:33:48 AM

HammerHeadSnark: The word is not "rectory," it's "rectorum." English . . . it's your language; use it.


why not both?
 
2013-01-18 01:35:59 AM

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...


You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!
 
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