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(FilmDrunk)   The Zac Efron Dildo Meltdown of 2013   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 25
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2013-01-18 12:08:27 AM
Are they melting down dildos shaped like Zac Efron?  Because that would be a pretty interesting article.
 
2013-01-18 12:19:31 AM
Nothing like linking to a story about a picture that doesn't have the picture.

Here.

Probably SFW, but I'm not taking chances with the banhammer.
 
2013-01-18 02:41:47 AM
"These two white people are farking" line is just damn funny.
 
2013-01-18 03:16:18 AM
So which of the dildos is Zac Efron?

I can't tell.
 
2013-01-18 03:24:44 AM
*Looks at watch*

Yep, it's 15 minutes past the end of Zac Efron's career, time for his publicist to do something desperate to get Zac's name back in the papers.
 
2013-01-18 03:52:09 AM
he's got the kind of puss you just want to punch.

Zac gives other gay guys a bad name.

Zac Efron gives Jonathan Davison competition for the title of Whitest Man in America.

WTF is he doing with a b-ball? Zac Efron can't jump.

Dear Zac,
Me and the fellows at the loading dock have a bet. What is bigger, your mouth or your bung hole?
 
2013-01-18 04:13:21 AM
He seems like an okay guy. Not sure why he's so hated.
 
2013-01-18 04:26:47 AM

fusillade762: Nothing like linking to a story about a picture that doesn't have the picture.

Here.

Probably SFW, but I'm not taking chances with the banhammer.


Exactly. Came here to say more or less this. I guess Uproxx pays more ad money than the Post.
 
2013-01-18 04:47:15 AM
I just popped in to say that I will laugh uproariously at any headline which includes the words, "Dildo Meltdown."

That is all.
 
2013-01-18 04:48:49 AM
I read that as Zac Ephron Dido meltdown, and it actually made more sense.
 
2013-01-18 05:54:24 AM

sleeps in trees: "These two white people are farking" line is just damn funny.


Yeah. I also enjoyed "a murder of dildos". If you have to write about celebrities you might as well be funny.
 
2013-01-18 06:21:35 AM
Dildoes? Dildii?

Or is it like deer where the plural is still dildo?
 
2013-01-18 06:24:35 AM

daniellynn's real dad: I read that as Zac Ephron Dido meltdown, and it actually made more sense.



Zac Ephron Dio meltdown?

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2013-01-18 06:27:03 AM

bulldg4life: Dildoes? Dildii?

Or is it like deer where the plural is still dildo?


It's "dildos", dildo.
 
2013-01-18 06:31:09 AM
Paging Skwisgaar Skwigelf. Your opinion on Zac Efron is needed.
 
2013-01-18 06:40:02 AM
Would a group of dildo's be called " a buzz of dildo's"?
 
2013-01-18 06:45:23 AM
that blog sucks
 
2013-01-18 09:25:23 AM
The Zac Efron Dildo Meltdown

Thank you for the name of my new band.
 
2013-01-18 09:45:11 AM
Is he not aware that reason he's in the sex shop in the first place is because he's filming a movie, and when his fans go to see the movie, they're going to see him in the sex shop?
 
2013-01-18 10:11:18 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I call it the "Efron"
 
2013-01-18 10:45:24 AM
I thought it was company policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo?
 
2013-01-18 10:58:46 AM
He's only so flustered by it because he's gay.
 
2013-01-18 11:49:05 AM
And this is why everyone hates paparazzi. Putrid scum. What are they, 14?

"Hehehehe, I got a picture of Zac Ephron in front of dildoes, and then he asked me to delete the photo. Of course, I laughed even harder, then sold the picture and story to everyone, making the whole thing sound as prurient as I could. God, I'm so glad that I finally found a respectable job!"
 
2013-01-18 12:12:53 PM
He was peed on by Nichole Kidman, so I can't be down on a guy who achieves that.
 
2013-01-19 09:32:37 AM

cryinoutloud: And this is why everyone hates paparazzi. Putrid scum. What are they, 14?

"Hehehehe, I got a picture of Zac Ephron in front of dildoes, and then he asked me to delete the photo. Of course, I laughed even harder, then sold the picture and story to everyone, making the whole thing sound as prurient as I could. God, I'm so glad that I finally found a respectable job!"


Jeffery Ross said it best in reference to paparazzi:
Your karma is so bad, you guys are going to come back as yourselves in your next life."
 
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