fusillade762: Nothing like linking to a story about a picture that doesn't have the picture.Here.Probably SFW, but I'm not taking chances with the banhammer.
sleeps in trees: "These two white people are farking" line is just damn funny.
daniellynn's real dad: I read that as Zac Ephron Dido meltdown, and it actually made more sense.
bulldg4life: Dildoes? Dildii?Or is it like deer where the plural is still dildo?
cryinoutloud: And this is why everyone hates paparazzi. Putrid scum. What are they, 14?"Hehehehe, I got a picture of Zac Ephron in front of dildoes, and then he asked me to delete the photo. Of course, I laughed even harder, then sold the picture and story to everyone, making the whole thing sound as prurient as I could. God, I'm so glad that I finally found a respectable job!"
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