Congratulations to the baby and mother. And congratulations to whichever one of the guys is the father.

$12 for formula?

You're talking $24 for half strength formula mixed with urinal scrapings and rat feces.

Still better than a Dodger Dog.

21 with a 5 and a 3 year old. Jeesh.

$12 for formula Joba Breast Milk.

libranoelrose: AverageAmericanGuy: Congratulations to the baby and mother. And congratulations to whichever one of the guys is the father.

It takes a village.

Well, it only takes one, but a village does increase the odds.

The mother said when the hormones kicked in, she went up to a larger cup size. But I checked, and it holds the same amount as before!

The Downfall: That's pretty cheap for formula.

1 16oz cup of it.

Being born in Yankee Stadium is like being reincarnated after being Hitler's butler.

So you're saying they gave the kid a discount?

Somehow, even after reading the headline three times, I still read it as, "Wolfman gives birth"...  I think the Nyquil is kicking in,

Insatiable Jesus: Being born in Yankee Stadium is like being reincarnated after being Hitler's butler.

Good thing the kid was not born in the Stadium.

she should have shiat her baby out some where else

Old Man Winter: Somehow, even after reading the headline three times, I still read it as, "Wolfman gives birth"...  I think the Nyquil is kicking in,

I wish the NyQuil had made it through the night.

Perhaps the 6 shots of espresso had something to do with it.

Wolf man says hi.

i'd rather be born at Yankee Stadium than a toilet in the BI-LO Stadium.

Old Man Winter: Somehow, even after reading the headline three times, I still read it as, "Wolfman gives birth"...  I think the Nyquil is kicking in,

The pictures in the article aren't going to be much help.

Nice headline.

sleeps in trees: 21 with a 5 and a 3 year old. Jeesh.

Saw that little gem at the end of the article and did a double-take. That's pregnant at around 15 with the first one.

firefaery29: sleeps in trees: 21 with a 5 and a 3 year old. Jeesh.

Saw that little gem at the end of the article and did a double-take. That's pregnant at around 15 with the first one.

Yeah, and about 2 years apart. What a trooper!?!? Getting on a subway with her mum tipped me off.

I was not aware that Skeletor's daughter was a newscaster.

crack-fiend: I was not aware that Skeletor's daughter was a newscaster.

Behold Skelewhore.

crack-fiend: I was not aware that Skeletor's daughter was a newscaster.

Me neither. Let's touch penises.

Mitch Mitchell: crack-fiend: I was not aware that Skeletor's daughter was a newscaster.

Me neither. Let's touch penises.

the real Te'o ing

"Staff writer Michael P. Mayko contributed to this story."

I know the general vacinity were you live. Mr. Staff man.

Mitch Mitchell: crack-fiend: I was not aware that Skeletor's daughter was a newscaster.

Me neither. Let's touch penises.

I need an adult! I need an adult!

I wonder if all her kids have the same father? I bet she is black

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+1, I tell you what.

sleeps in trees: 21 with a 5 and a 3 year old. Jeesh.

What I thought. Girl needs to start using some sort of pregnancy preventative

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: sleeps in trees: 21 with a 5 and a 3 year old. Jeesh.

What I thought. Girl needs to start using some sort of pregnancy preventative

You would think the ugly would be enough.

$12 for formula?

That's a good price, no?

and Ticketmaster swoops in with a $50 convenience fee.

rushthatspeaks: Congratulations proud mother of another mistake. Give a cigar to the fat...uh baby daddy/s.

farking cow pig whore Nazi.

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Issues much?

If she gave birth in a real Subway shop, I bet the baby came out an inch short.

$12 is about the going rate for 16oz of ready-to-eat formula around here.

Largely attributed to the fact that only a small number of babies actually *need* ready-to-eat, on doctor's orders. (premies, mostly)
So buying ready-to-eat with any regularity means you either have no choice or have too much money to care.

$12 of the powdered stuff would be good for something in the neighborhood of 80-100oz.

I imagine having anything to eat at a ballgame is rather like doing so at a movie- go to a decent steakhouse, get you and whoever's coming with you a 12-oz. ribeye, have dessert then go to the game and it'll still work out cheaper than the beer and hot dog.

Now, why would they subsidize the formula?

Here's how you get food at Yankee Stadium:

On your drive in, stop at the Foster Village Kosher Deli. Pick up a pastrami on club with extra mustard and a square knish for about $9. Don't buy a can of soda, Stadium security will not allow it in, and you'll just have to throw it out. You'll have to break down spend your $4 for a flat, warm bottle of Diet Coke with no cap (you see, it's the cap that's the security problem).

Just be warned, you'll have to spend the rest of the game dealing with the people seated around you asking "hey, where'd you get the sandwich?"

Although the disappointment in their faces when you answer "Bergenfield, New Jersey" is almost worth it.

I hope she has a speedy recovery and can get back to work to support those kids!

Subby, I love you.

M. Looka: Here's how you get food at Yankee Stadium:

I would have gone with Rocky's Deli in Millwood, NY, but you've got the idea.

Or you could just go a few hours without eating. I know it seems difficult, but I swear people do it all the time.

Of course I have no problem buying 3-4 $10 beers, so I'm not really one to talk either. I guess I just never understood why people feel the need to eat ballpark food at steakhouse prices.

formula is way more expensive then that