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2013-01-17 07:42:29 PM  
Thanks as always to the help on the quiz, this week the early questions were in by meow said the dog. It's appreciated every time.

Also thanks to the regulars who I sort of barrelled over this week so I could have the quiz done early: ivan, Sinto, phlegmmo, Sim Tree, Current Resident, and  Tziva. Things should be back to normal next week.
 
2013-01-17 07:46:36 PM  
Last week's winners and their scores:

bratface 1024
Nunpoo1019
Oliver Twisted 1007
catastrophe averted 1006
leftfld996uncleacid 982
JRB 982
pawnbroker1 978
maxx2112 958
blindotis 938

May you so as well this week.
 
2013-01-17 07:48:41 PM  
 
2013-01-18 11:35:52 AM  
Sweet, the best I've ever done!


Final Score:9 out of 11 correct, total points = 809
Total time elapsed:1 minute (112 seconds)
 
2013-01-18 11:36:06 AM  
Red?
 
2013-01-18 11:39:45 AM  
just turrible.

/450
 
2013-01-18 11:40:37 AM  

Shostie: Red?


I'm at the aiport right now, I wrote the thread last night and bumped it just now. But because I wrote it then, it would have been waaaaaay down in the redlit queue of TFD
 
2013-01-18 11:41:47 AM  
Final Score:

7 out of 10 correct, total points = 651
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (73 seconds)

on the easy. sigh.
 
2013-01-18 11:41:47 AM  
dammit, must've been asleep when reading fark, only in the 500s
 
2013-01-18 11:42:08 AM  
9/11, got the first and last one wrong, for a brief moment I am at the top of the leader board

Metalupis 825
Klippoklondike 809
TheYeti 728
Zotfripper 700
BunkoSquad 664
encyclopediaplushuman 523
Keigh 450
Ponzholio 176
Unfreakable 0
 
2013-01-18 11:48:01 AM  
703; briefly on the leader board.  Woot!
 
2013-01-18 11:51:10 AM  
And woo hoo 10/10 on the easy


pivazena910Once and Future Lurker853TheYeti832Billy Budd773Kazaa734Keigh651kvinesknows649idiocy642Unfreakable0

I think I spend too much time Farking and not enough time working
 
2013-01-18 11:51:50 AM  
... or previewing
 
2013-01-18 11:57:35 AM  
Final Score:7 out of 11 correct, total points = 645
Total time elapsed:1 minute (94 seconds)
 
2013-01-18 12:07:55 PM  
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 634

Not my best showing.
 
2013-01-18 12:20:49 PM  
7/10 & 8/10. Won't be lasting on that Easy leaderboard for long.

We need catastrophe averted to get here.

Today I also found out if you click the answers it takes you to the article! Wave of the future!

/i know, welcome to fark
 
2013-01-18 12:30:19 PM  
9/11 this week @ 776.  Haven't done that well in ever.
 
2013-01-18 12:48:18 PM  
9/11 for 797 and 6th place... Holy crap!!! Best score evah.  Home sick for most of the week pays off!
 
2013-01-18 01:02:10 PM  
I noticed between questions 6 and 7 that my score went down a point (360-359). Possible glitch?
 
2013-01-18 01:04:47 PM  
So I took the test, and I think I have herpes :(
 
2013-01-18 01:06:42 PM  
Top 10 scores for this quiz:

ThunderChild 853
Machiavelli58 827
Metalupis 825
FatherChaos 811
Klippoklondike 809
pute kisses like a man 801
Samchezz 799
sno man 797
Demetrius 776
corgic 773

i wonder i'll still be in the top 10 when i come back from lunch
 
2013-01-18 01:09:46 PM  
TOP OF THE BOARD BIATCHES!

now wait five minutes for me to be blown away.
 
2013-01-18 01:16:15 PM  
I'll take C).But I am not screwing any of you guys.
/straight as a 6" ruler
 
2013-01-18 01:19:21 PM  
If even for a moment. This is the best moment I've had all week.

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
Metalupis 825
Klippoklondike 809
TheYeti 728
Irishyankee954 723
Zotfripper 700
BunkoSquad 664
cgraves67 630
BAMFinator 620
tortilla burger 552
encyclopediaplushuman 523
 
2013-01-18 01:21:23 PM  
Damn it!  I always try to get a 0 on these, but I always accidentally entering the correct answer on at least one.  Damn it.
 
2013-01-18 01:24:48 PM  
C) screw you guys I don't do tests just like screwing guys
 
2013-01-18 01:26:01 PM  
Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 804
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (118 seconds)
 
2013-01-18 01:26:44 PM  
Finally unthroned :(

maxx2112 1021
QifutuWahuta 915
Rufus Lee King 893
Kaiser Bill's Batman 889
ThunderChild 853
Bareefer Obonghit 831
Machiavelli58 827
Metalupis 825
FatherChaos 811
Slartibeerfest 810
 
2013-01-18 01:26:52 PM  
Yay! Easy Quiz Success!
 
2013-01-18 01:29:21 PM  
One I missed because the answer was not silly or weird at all. Isn't it always a funny or WTF one? How am I supposed to guess right when it's too obvious?

/509
 
2013-01-18 01:31:33 PM  
That's an embarrassingly low score, given how much I'm here. Guess I'm spending too much time in TFD threads.
 
2013-01-18 01:32:15 PM  

QifutuWahuta: Finally unthroned :(

maxx2112 1021
QifutuWahuta 915


Sorry . . . it was my first time to get a 100, so I'm not that sorry!
 
2013-01-18 01:51:54 PM  
4th week in a row I got an 8 out of 11 and 7 weeks ago I got a perfect. Guess its all down hill from here
 
2013-01-18 01:52:39 PM  
First time I've ever 10/10 on the easy quiz! Take that ProfessorOhki ;)
 
2013-01-18 02:07:14 PM  
Only 4 correct...damn I guess I actually got some work done this week or something.

Who am I fooling? No I didn't.
 
2013-01-18 02:10:45 PM  
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 711
Pretty decent for me, so I'm happy.
 
2013-01-18 02:35:19 PM  
Is it just me or is this last years quiz? "Fark Weird News Quiz - January 18, 2012 (Hard Version)"
 
2013-01-18 02:41:49 PM  

Spoonfeed: Is it just me or is this last years quiz? "Fark Weird News Quiz - January 18, 2012 (Hard Version)"


More likely a typo since the questions pertain to recent threads.
 
2013-01-18 03:06:05 PM  
9 out of 11, 783. Not bad for someone who doesn't read every single story on here.
 
2013-01-18 03:17:34 PM  
I have a problem with one of the questions. Calling BS on one of the answers, but not sure if its kosher to post it in here. (its not like it stopped me from having a good score, its just I swear that something considered "incorrect" is actually an acceptable answer.
 
2013-01-18 03:24:09 PM  
Sounds like you need to weave the hairs a little tighter to cut down on the draft.
Or move someplace warmer.

/back hair - kinda hot
//on guys
 
2013-01-18 03:38:12 PM  

KrustyKitten: Sounds like you need to weave the hairs a little tighter to cut down on the draft.
Or move someplace warmer.

/back hair - kinda hot
//on guys


Definitely not the wrong thread.
 
2013-01-18 04:03:29 PM  

dj_spanmaster: KrustyKitten: Sounds like you need to weave the hairs a little tighter to cut down on the draft.
Or move someplace warmer.

/back hair - kinda hot
//on guys

Definitely not the wrong thread.


Definitely not!


Hi everybody, and welcome back for another Friday installment of the quiz.

For those of you who may be seeing this for the first time, there are two versions of this quiz, an easy one and a hard one. This is the hard version of the Fark Weird News Quiz, so if you're not logged in you won't be able to take it. Also, since nobody reads this blurb anymore, I'll just say that back hair is not an adequate substitute for a well-made sweater.
 
2013-01-18 04:29:58 PM  
Hard:  9 out of 11 correct, total points = 845

better than the last 2 weeks, still not good enough...

Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 953

Spiffmonious     972
shopball            953
Tawnos              928
wxboy                928
silo123j             925
Agarista             921
Perf ectFusion   920
fullshredder        914
pivazena             910
Sarah Saturn      882
 
2013-01-18 04:37:11 PM  

KrustyKitten: dj_spanmaster: KrustyKitten: Sounds like you need to weave the hairs a little tighter to cut down on the draft.
Or move someplace warmer.

/back hair - kinda hot
//on guys

Definitely not the wrong thread.

Definitely not!


Hi everybody, and welcome back for another Friday installment of the quiz.

For those of you who may be seeing this for the first time, there are two versions of this quiz, an easy one and a hard one. This is the hard version of the Fark Weird News Quiz, so if you're not logged in you won't be able to take it. Also, since nobody reads this blurb anymore, I'll just say that back hair is not an adequate substitute for a well-made sweater.


Why else did you think I said, "Definitely not the wrong thread"?

\though I did have to look it up first
 
2013-01-18 05:03:36 PM  
Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 894
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (130 seconds)

Missed dog chipping one.
 
2013-01-18 05:28:44 PM  

dj_spanmaster: KrustyKitten: dj_spanmaster: KrustyKitten: Sounds like you need to weave the hairs a little tighter to cut down on the draft.
Or move someplace warmer.

/back hair - kinda hot
//on guys

Definitely not the wrong thread.

Definitely not!


Hi everybody, and welcome back for another Friday installment of the quiz.

For those of you who may be seeing this for the first time, there are two versions of this quiz, an easy one and a hard one. This is the hard version of the Fark Weird News Quiz, so if you're not logged in you won't be able to take it. Also, since nobody reads this blurb anymore, I'll just say that back hair is not an adequate substitute for a well-made sweater.

Why else did you think I said, "Definitely not the wrong thread"?

\though I did have to look it up first


Well. All right then.
 
2013-01-18 08:58:36 PM  

DanZero: 7/10 & 8/10. Won't be lasting on that Easy leaderboard for long.

We need catastrophe averted to get here.

Today I also found out if you click the answers it takes you to the article! Wave of the future!

/i know, welcome to fark


Hey, I'm here now. And cranky cuz I missed one of the questions on the hard quiz. My quest for 11/11 every week in 2013 is over. *sigh*

The good news is I finally got rid of the wicked cough and didn't crack any ribs, so I'm officially back at work... wait... maybe that isn't such good news.

/4 weeks, 6 days til go fast, turn left
//NASCAR site redesign sucks!
 
2013-01-18 09:08:20 PM  

catastrophe averted: /4 weeks, 6 days til go fast, turn left
//NASCAR site redesign sucks!


Welcome back!

This was from the 3rd

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Impressed w/ redesigned #NASCAR web site - much more than redesigned NHL web site, which now just shows a giant picture of a middle finger.
 
2013-01-18 09:25:58 PM  

DanZero: Impressed w/ redesigned #NASCAR web site - much more than redesigned NHL web site, which now just shows a giant picture of a middle finger.


LOL @ nascarcasm! He's on target as always.

I've never been a fan of drop down menus within other drop down menus, especially when they replace a simple task bar that requires just a single click. Plus they renamed every page, so none of my bookmarks worked anymore. I've fixed all that, so I'm sure I'll get used to the new site eventually. *grumble, grumble*
 
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