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(Daily Mail)   In a followup we find out that Tiny the very fat cat loses half his body weight, finds a new home and is looking quite handsome just in time for Caturday   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 1079
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2013-01-21 08:49:23 AM  
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2013-01-21 09:19:34 AM  
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2013-01-21 09:21:17 AM  
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It's going to be a long day.....better go get started. See you all later! :D
 
2013-01-21 09:44:07 AM  
cheated & leapt ahead. may actually be best not to consciously count & let the automagic counter do it for us.

i.imgur.comcredit to gremlin1 who was on a roll last eve. My save of this 'un's from  this past mid-Aug.
Set the Wayback Machine to salsa now, hope that's not still in process
come threadclose which hope we get home in time for.
 
2013-01-21 09:53:39 AM  

Lsherm: Mice. Are. The. Enemy.

I can't explain it, and before we bought this house a decade ago, I had no idea I had a mouse phobia. I don't mind snakes, spiders, possums, raccoons, roaches, wasps, rabbits (they're a nuisance), or even ladybugs, which have invaded the house by the millions. I had pet guinea pigs growing up, along with hamsters and gerbils.

But mice do something to me and I can't farking explain it.


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I'm the same way with spiders. Little farks really freak me out.
 
2013-01-21 10:23:40 AM  
I needs to whine a bit...

TMJ sucketh mightily.  Started with a 'Got something between teeth, better floss' feeling.  So I floss.  And floss.  And floss.  Nuthin'.
Starts to hurt...but tapping the tooth doesn't trigger a "YEOWTCH HOLYSHIAT THAT HURTS!" but the same feeling you get went you go to massage an over-used muscle...hurts, but feels good at the same time.
Now it moves down the jaw...under the tongue...into the ear...spreading misery wherever it goes.  Pain meds help...but I don't like having to take them every 4 hours, especially since the effect doesn't last for quite that long.

Tired of being 'brave', go into walk-in clinic.  This has happened before, so I give them a heads-up.  Last time I came in for TMJ miseries they played it safe...checked me out for heart attack.
No, seriously...for women heart problems can present as jaw and neck pain.  We're just different that way, I guess.

Waited an hour and some for 10 minutes with the PA.  Told her what was wrong, asked for some prednisone.  No problem...except it takes about 24 hours for it to actually kick in and start giving relief.
THANK BAST for whoever invented the heating pad, because that's the only thing that makes it STOP HURTING.
Did I mention I brought the heating pad  (as well as a book) to the clinic with me?  And when the PA walked in I'm sitting there with it all bunched up to my face?  Glad they had outlets in the little holding cell where I was...

Saw the dentist last week for some fillings, and am seeing him tomorrow for a cleaning, so that's covered...but DAMN!  This hurts.  Caused me to miss work because I'm either in too much pain or dopey from meds.  NOT GOOD.

Of course the clowder knows Mom ain't feeling great...Raven, Riktor and Wimsey all pile on, with D'Artagnan taking his turn when the other cats take a break.

Back to the heating pad and cats...feels like somebody just smacked me across the face and stuck a knife in my ear.

Thanks for letting me vent...
 
2013-01-21 10:31:19 AM  
AARRGGHH. Car trouble. Transmission woes. Had to call in. My 2+ years of perfect attendance is over. Not only that but I can't even take a sick day/personal day because the idiots I work for don't allow for that until one has 5 years of service. AND I can't take a vacation day because you have to ask for one of those 3 days ahead of time.

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2013-01-21 11:31:11 AM  
Gah! I killed the thread with my whine!
 
2013-01-21 11:44:36 AM  

Type now ft of pg 17, still attempting salsa, tripped over own 1st one back from Music Wkend.
If Rufus Lee King comes back in to at least read as late as this will show up, I too wish to say he's been missed. Savied one of the late loved Demon snoozing as part of my GdNight batch, with credit as all now have (didna early on).
Recall seeing a Glorious Tail fairly early on, mighta been Sophie who runs James72's life; also most handsome ear tufts on somecat who's dark in  hue as I dimly recall. Hope I can find those again to savie as well.


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The Rabbi's Cat  on pg 44 of the book. Said before, she's Zlabya, rabbi's daughter
who loves the cat. Neither cat nor rabbi seem to have names of their own.
'Bout time I return the book from where I borrowed it, this eve.

 
2013-01-21 11:55:24 AM  

syzygy whizz: TMJ sucketh mightily. Started with a 'Got something between teeth, better floss' feeling. So I floss. And floss. And floss. Nuthin'.
Starts to hurt...but tapping the tooth doesn't trigger a "YEOWTCH HOLYSHIAT THAT HURTS!" but the same feeling you get went you go to massage an over-used muscle...hurts, but feels good at the same time.
Now it moves down the jaw...under the tongue...into the ear...spreading misery wherever it goes. Pain meds help...but I don't like having to take them every 4 hours, especially since the effect doesn't last for quite that long.


I hope you feel better soon.
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John Buck 41: AARRGGHH. Car trouble. Transmission woes. Had to call in. My 2+ years of perfect attendance is over. Not only that but I can't even take a sick day/personal day because the idiots I work for don't allow for that until one has 5 years of service. AND I can't take a vacation day because you have to ask for one of those 3 days ahead of time.

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No farking sick/personal days for 5 years??? WTF?
2+ years of perfect attendance is outstanding (I can't make it two months). At least they better not give you any shiat about it.
 
2013-01-21 12:30:16 PM  
Syzygy whizz..sure hope you feelz better. Maybe a nightbite mouth guard is in order? You are seeing the dentist anyway....nice of your clowder to take shifts being Dr.Tiny cat!

JohnBuck41 phooey on them! Transmission issues are nothing to play with. Says the girl who had one sieze while on the freeway....
 
2013-01-21 12:30:55 PM  

yobbery: syzygy whizz: TMJ sucketh mightily. Started with a 'Got something between teeth, better floss' feeling. So I floss. And floss. And floss. Nuthin'.
Starts to hurt...but tapping the tooth doesn't trigger a "YEOWTCH HOLYSHIAT THAT HURTS!" but the same feeling you get went you go to massage an over-used muscle...hurts, but feels good at the same time.
Now it moves down the jaw...under the tongue...into the ear...spreading misery wherever it goes. Pain meds help...but I don't like having to take them every 4 hours, especially since the effect doesn't last for quite that long.

I hope you feel better soon.
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John Buck 41: AARRGGHH. Car trouble. Transmission woes. Had to call in. My 2+ years of perfect attendance is over. Not only that but I can't even take a sick day/personal day because the idiots I work for don't allow for that until one has 5 years of service. AND I can't take a vacation day because you have to ask for one of those 3 days ahead of time.

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No farking sick/personal days for 5 years??? WTF?
2+ years of perfect attendance is outstanding (I can't make it two months). At least they better not give you any shiat about it.


The flip side is we automatically get 2 weeks annual vacay the minute of hiring. And our health plan isn't bad. Not great but not bad. Plus I don't have to deal with the public or work weekends, and my sked is always the same. But yeah, that 5 year rule sucks big-time.
 
2013-01-21 01:42:48 PM  

Try once more to type at ft of pg 19 under the Plasmacats, hoping I don't kick self out once more.
This is page where both Glorious Tail & Glorious Ear Tufts are. No longer sure how I saw 'em early, but did. Also don't consider the Pucification of the largely white cat running Lsherm's life to be "kludged". He Hoo Did It may think so, but I don't.
sherpa's long sleeved psychedelic T & tigerose's matching earrings, one or both on pg 17, would make a striking  SweetAdelines quartet outfit.  Showmanship judge might strike the quartet off the list & DQ (dis qualify) it for excessive visual damage.

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Are you even trying? yesterday by AndresGM, usual routing.

 
2013-01-21 02:02:01 PM  
syzygy whizz & JohnBuck41, now I finally reach temp threadsend, will offer sympathy tho it's not likely to help that much.

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Brother & sister see birds for the first time! by w1ngd3, again usual routing.
Musta been sheltered as wee kittens, unless they're younger than they look.
 
2013-01-21 02:19:50 PM  

laulaja: syzygy whizz & JohnBuck41, now I finally reach temp threadsend, will offer sympathy tho it's not likely to help that much.

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Brother & sister see birds for the first time! by w1ngd3, again usual routing.
Musta been sheltered as wee kittens, unless they're younger than they look.


Thank you. I can (barely)afford to eat the days pay, and I must admit it has been nice Farking on a Monday.

Yes, my work ethic sucks.
 
2013-01-21 02:37:02 PM  
Hello, folks! Got my parole from Mordor early today (gotta love mixed metaphors) and am glad. Now I can sit here and watch the snowflakes fall without having to drive in it. Not that they're predicting much (not even an inch), but people on the road turn into stark idiots at the first sign of a flake and I'm happy I don't have to deal with it. :-)
 
2013-01-21 02:39:06 PM  

John Buck 41: laulaja: syzygy whizz & JohnBuck41, now I finally reach temp threadsend, will offer sympathy tho it's not likely to help that much.

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Brother & sister see birds for the first time! by w1ngd3, again usual routing.
Musta been sheltered as wee kittens, unless they're younger than they look.

Thank you. I can (barely)afford to eat the days pay, and I must admit it has been nice Farking on a Monday.

Yes, my work ethic sucks.


Well, to be honest, they're not helping you reinforce that ethic right now, so don't feel too bad. :)
 
2013-01-21 02:51:07 PM  

L33t Squirrel: John Buck 41: laulaja: syzygy whizz & JohnBuck41, now I finally reach temp threadsend, will offer sympathy tho it's not likely to help that much.

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Brother & sister see birds for the first time! by w1ngd3, again usual routing.
Musta been sheltered as wee kittens, unless they're younger than they look.

Thank you. I can (barely)afford to eat the days pay, and I must admit it has been nice Farking on a Monday.

Yes, my work ethic sucks.

Well, to be honest, they're not helping you reinforce that ethic right now, so don't feel too bad. :)


In over 3 1/2 years (15 months as a full-time temp, the rest as full-time employee) this is the first time I've called in, except for the fire here at Buck Manor last February. So no, I don't feel too bad at ALL.

They can shove their work ethic.
 
2013-01-21 03:47:40 PM  
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Today's final day for this  T at LOLmart, & other immediately below.
Didna buy either.
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O yeah, Commercial Threadjack.
 
2013-01-21 04:26:22 PM  
Furrgot to pick up comments for Bro & Sis see birds first time above.
lightcloud5 typed, "We should catch them, tear off some of the parts, and deliver them to our servant."
MindEffed (censored) typed "We should catch them, tear off some of the parts, and deliver them to our food guy."  Yeah.
Hope comments just above, in blue & underlined, don't wander off somewhere else altogether. Fark flang out the blue underlines as a Malformed URL  That's OK by me, this time.
Almost time to get mobile toward chori rehearsals, mayhap Ought Not to try another foto.
 
2013-01-21 04:30:12 PM  
Hello all,

I actually have a few minutes to post a funny pic. Or at least as funny as I can make it in the few minutes I have to do it in.

Sorry for the folks that are feeling blue with various ailments and automotive woes. So here is a pic...

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2013-01-21 04:44:10 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Hello all,

I actually have a few minutes to post a funny pic. Or at least as funny as I can make it in the few minutes I have to do it in.

Sorry for the folks that are feeling blue with various ailments and automotive woes. So here is a pic...

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heheh! I like that! Beautiful Flutterbyes as well..In the fall, we get migrating Monarch Butterflys on our Butterfly bush at the front of the house. It faces east, and evidently really likes the spot it is planted in..(It was about 9 feet tall before Hurricane Sandy gave it an unintended hair cut! I have seen it covered in Monarchs. Amzing!
 
2013-01-21 05:47:55 PM  

tigerose: lilyspad: Sorry guize, but my heart's just not in it tonight. Too much RL going on.....
I'll see you all in the morning! Have fun.... :D

Sleep well. I hope RL behaves itself...remember, don't let the Turkeys get you down! Used to have a grafix for that phrase....


Illegitimi non carborundom...
"Don't let the bastards grind ya down"
is what I was told...
 
2013-01-21 06:06:34 PM  

syzygy whizz: tigerose: lilyspad: Sorry guize, but my heart's just not in it tonight. Too much RL going on.....
I'll see you all in the morning! Have fun.... :D

Sleep well. I hope RL behaves itself...remember, don't let the Turkeys get you down! Used to have a grafix for that phrase....

Illegitimi non carborundom...
"Don't let the bastards grind ya down"
is what I was told...




And yet Carborundom the gem is quite lovely! (ruby).....
 
2013-01-21 06:25:53 PM  
Oops, I've killed the thread! Well, in that case, I will tell you that for dinner we are having cooked mixed greens, fried chicken tenders, and from scratch potato, squash and sweet potato soup.

Oh, and Eli decided he had to have the hummus his Dad was eating. Made quite the fuss. And yes, he did have a sample..whhhyyy?? Dunno, he is an odd kitteh!
 
2013-01-21 06:47:33 PM  
Well Jack is sleeping on the couch after spending most of the day running around in the snow we got today.
Gremie is also sleeping because he had busy day watching Jack running around in the snow. I'm sitting here with a cup of hot chocolate and a slice of cherry pie,(<small>got to the bakery in my travels</small>)and I refuse to go out and shovel anymore until tomorrow.
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when the snow was fun
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2013-01-21 06:54:53 PM  
apparently i'm not allowed to post pictures now.
 
2013-01-21 07:20:30 PM  

gremlin1: apparently i'm not allowed to post pictures now.


Did you unclick the "HTML enabled" box on the bottom of the screen?
 
2013-01-21 07:21:11 PM  

gremlin1: apparently i'm not allowed to post pictures now.




Cherry pie?? Ommm nom!
 
2013-01-21 07:25:35 PM  
We have a Lake Effect snow warning..oooh! So we have bupkis! Bah, I hate the hype..and now weather channel us naming snow storms? Ok, how about"Fiizled" and "MehI'veseenbetter" and the everpopular"youguyslied"
 
2013-01-21 07:29:14 PM  
I think I got caught in the problem fark was having just after I tried to post my pictures.
They are very exciting pictures of sleeping animals and snow storms of the past.

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2013-01-21 07:30:34 PM  

tigerose: We have a Lake Effect snow warning..oooh! So we have bupkis! Bah, I hate the hype..and now weather channel us naming snow storms? Ok, how about"Fiizled" and "MehI'veseenbetter" and the everpopular"youguyslied"


I'm getting the snow you aren't getting.
 
2013-01-21 07:46:46 PM  
Hi guize! Had a thoroughly crap-tastic day today! Lost 3 hrs. of work to take step-dad for a heart test (he has to have a small surgery) and all they did was paperwork! Booked 1 test for tomorrow at 8 (my day off), so no sleeping in for me. The second test is Wed. at 8....so I get to miss more work!! WHARGABLE!!!! shiatPISS!!! Why can't the easy test be done BEFORE the harder test...all in one day????? These people piss me the fark off!!!!

//end rant.....
//// :D I'm trying to find my happy spot.
 
2013-01-21 07:49:03 PM  
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Well, that helps a little!
 
2013-01-21 07:50:09 PM  
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getting better.......
 
2013-01-21 07:52:10 PM  
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"My little blood pressure calmer" :D
 
2013-01-21 07:54:24 PM  
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2013-01-21 07:57:26 PM  
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2013-01-21 08:00:47 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]
"My little blood pressure calmer" :D


amazing the effect they have on stress level.  That may be why I have 5 cats and 2 dogs.

tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of my saying I wanted to adopt my 2 dogs (Hoover and Dyson)  They will NEVER know the streets again, they will never be hungry and scared again.

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first night in my house.  They've come a long way.
 
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