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(Wonkette)   Sure, why not: Orly Taitz in court filing asks "How do we know the Barack Obama in the White House is not his own Indonesian body double/spy, and that the real Obama is not dead somewhere?"   (wonkette.com ) divider line
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2013-01-17 06:00:59 PM  
So because there is a picture of Obama in Indonesia and Obama in Hawaii taken the same year... there are two of them?
 
2013-01-17 06:05:24 PM  
Orly is only asking the questions all decent Americans would ask Obama...if they dared.
 
2013-01-17 06:15:33 PM  
Okay, now she's just writing bad fanfiction.
 
2013-01-17 06:16:26 PM  
On the bright side, Orly's insanity has progressed to a known variety of mental illness:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_misidentification_syndrome

So that's nice.
 
2013-01-17 06:19:36 PM  
This woman is so batsh*t insane that even the voices inside her head are telling her to STFU.
 
2013-01-17 06:29:15 PM  
Orly missed the obvious answer:

www.horrorphile.net
 
2013-01-17 06:29:22 PM  
Does being that insane pay well? If so, where do I apply?
 
2013-01-17 06:35:14 PM  
Can we elect another person with an immigrant parent for 2016? Please? The butthurt will be *glorious*
 
2013-01-17 06:35:21 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Does being that insane pay well? If so, where do I apply?


Apparently it pays well enough that she can afford to criss-cross the country appearing before, and being laughed at by, numerous federal court judges

/I think we're up to 14 now
 
2013-01-17 06:42:25 PM  
The body double idea is actually much more plausible than Obama not being born in Hawaii.  The fact that someone with that name was born in Hawaii is basically impossible to refute.
 
2013-01-17 06:46:01 PM  
Cause they all look alike, right Orly?!
 
2013-01-17 06:48:10 PM  

Chariset: Okay, now she's just writing bad fanfiction.


But you repeat yourself.
 
2013-01-17 08:14:29 PM  
i aDore how you libERals are making Posts calling this woman crazy. Do you Even caRe to think about the Possibility that she might be right? no, why woulD you leavE youR Personal echo chamber at fark.
 
2013-01-17 08:14:53 PM  

stratagos: Can we elect another person with an immigrant parent for 2016? Please? The butthurt will be *glorious*


No, what we really need is a woman.  That'll light off another big string of firecrackers among the wingnuts.

I sure hope Hillary is up for 2016.  It'd be nice to have Bill around again, too.  That would just make them even crazier.
 
2013-01-17 08:16:12 PM  
Wait, what if she's right?

Let's make Newt Gingrich president, just in case.
 
2013-01-17 08:17:25 PM  

L.D. Ablo: stratagos: Can we elect another person with an immigrant parent for 2016? Please? The butthurt will be *glorious*

No, what we really need is a woman.  That'll light off another big string of firecrackers among the wingnuts.

I sure hope Hillary is up for 2016.  It'd be nice to have Bill around again, too.  That would just make them even crazier.



That's what Hillary said.
 
2013-01-17 08:18:46 PM  

L.D. Ablo: I sure hope Hillary is up for 2016. It'd be nice to have Bill around again, too. That would just make them even crazier.


I can already see the future posts on Free Republic that refer to them as "President Brain Damage and the First Lady's Man"
 
2013-01-17 08:18:49 PM  
I present to you the scariest thing you could ever hear.  Tonight, at least:

"Hi, I'm Dr. Taitz, and I'll be performing your root canal."

It would likely not be safe.
 
2013-01-17 08:19:39 PM  
How do we know that she really isn't Old Man Tate, who ran the amusement park? Has anyone unmasked her to find out?
 
2013-01-17 08:20:56 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: L.D. Ablo: I sure hope Hillary is up for 2016. It'd be nice to have Bill around again, too. That would just make them even crazier.

I can already see the future posts on Free Republic that refer to them as "President Brain Damage and the First Lady's Man"


You don't think they'd be clever enough to call her "Dain Bramage"?  If it got some traction it might be mutable into "Dame Bramage".  And oh, what a counting of coup that would be for the Freepervs.
 
2013-01-17 08:29:14 PM  

St_Francis_P: On the bright side, Orly's insanity has progressed to a known variety of mental illness:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_misidentification_syndrome


well, I came here to ask "WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN?", but you answered that.
 
2013-01-17 08:31:59 PM  

stratagos: Can we elect another person with an immigrant parent for 2016? Please? The butthurt will be *glorious*


These people will magically disappear if Rubio gets the GOP nom though.
 
2013-01-17 08:32:09 PM  

i.imgur.com

What a Body Double might look like



/she's been watching way too much Archer
 
2013-01-17 08:33:09 PM  

upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P.

 
2013-01-17 08:36:03 PM  
This woman and Glenn Beck need to meet.  They should be kept from breeding, for the sake of the human race, but they really need to meet.
 
2013-01-17 08:41:54 PM  

Coco LaFemme: This woman



I'm not convinced of that ... and I don't want to be.
 
2013-01-17 08:46:17 PM  
Send in Sigourney Weaver.

/huh?
 
2013-01-17 08:51:14 PM  
He's a xenomorph.
 
2013-01-17 08:54:23 PM  
This poor woman is getting by on just one Bentley. Please send her little Bobby's college fund.
 
2013-01-17 09:03:51 PM  
Nice little shout out to Foul Ol Ron...

Although none of the cutting crew are as nuts as this sad little woman.
 
2013-01-17 09:13:21 PM  

stratagos: Can we elect another person with an immigrant parent for 2016? Please? The butthurt will be *glorious*


Didn't Romney's dad migrate from Mexico?
 
2013-01-17 09:13:38 PM  
She missed such an obvious opportunity here...she should really have implied that Obama is also Lennay Kukua.
 
2013-01-17 09:15:35 PM  

Somacandra: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x344]

R.I.P.


Heh, that's my father's favorite movie.

Anyway, there's no body double. No need for one either since Obama has a freaking TIME MACHINE. There, solved for you and no body double needed.
 
2013-01-17 09:17:42 PM  
FTFA: But the rest of us are most concerned with getting you onto the NRA's national mental health registry toot sweet.


I'm not sure whether to face-palm or head-desk, but I'll be sure to do one or the other tout suite.
 
2013-01-17 09:18:27 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-17 09:19:35 PM  
THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS REALLY BELIEVE

/ Until every Republican is innocent, all Republicans are guilty.
 
2013-01-17 09:20:56 PM  

mod3072: FTFA: But the rest of us are most concerned with getting you onto the NRA's national mental health registry toot sweet.


I'm not sure whether to face-palm or head-desk, but I'll be sure to do one or the other tout suite.


What do you mean? Toot Sweet means "quickly", like a sweet toot that you can squeeze out just before the boss comes into the office? Does it not mean something about farting? or candy?
 
2013-01-17 09:23:40 PM  
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

OMFG. Just when she got too annoying she does something like this..... and totally redeems herself! I am now convinced she was trying some kind of performance art, yet some people actually took her seriously. So now she is trying to see how crazy she can take it until people catch on. Well played Oily Titz, well played1
 
2013-01-17 09:25:00 PM  
Well, whoever that is up there on the stage, body double or not, we voted for the guy and he beat the shiat out of McCain and Romney.
 
2013-01-17 09:25:20 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: i aDore how you libERals are making Posts calling this woman crazy. Do you Even caRe to think about the Possibility that she might be right? no, why woulD you leavE youR Personal echo chamber at fark.


Needs more derp!
 
2013-01-17 09:26:59 PM  

Coco LaFemme: This woman and Glenn Beck need to meet.  They should be kept from breeding, for the sake of the human race, but they really need to meet.


4.bp.blogspot.com
I believe that would be extraordinarily bad.
 
2013-01-17 09:29:07 PM  
I have been accused of something like this. Repeated accusations by one lone reporter, Miss April Muffin, who keeps insisting on inquiring why Infinity Man and I have never been seen in the same room together; and why I always seem to disappear just before Infinity Man arrives on the scene. Preposterous.
 
2013-01-17 09:29:35 PM  
Did Wonkette just quote Terry Pratchett? I am not sure why I find that odd, but I do.
 
2013-01-17 09:30:08 PM  
I wonder if Obama uses the same body double service that Castro uses.

/I keed.
// Have heard crackpot theories about "The Beard" using a body double.
 
2013-01-17 09:34:07 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I present to you the scariest thing you could ever hear.  Tonight, at least:

"Hi, I'm Dr. Taitz, and I'll be performing your root canal."

It would likely not be safe.


i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-17 09:34:34 PM  
somebody switch out the water in her cooler for crazy water, she needs all the lithium she can get
 
2013-01-17 09:36:37 PM  

MisterLoki: Did Wonkette just quote Terry Pratchett? I am not sure why I find that odd, but I do.


Foul Ole Ron and his Smell are reading this article somewhere all "lady you are crazy."
 
2013-01-17 09:37:12 PM  
Has anyone ever seen Barack Obama and Barry Sotero together in the same photograph?
 
2013-01-17 09:37:20 PM  
Orly Taitz is exhibit #1 that our mental health system is lacking.
 
2013-01-17 09:38:18 PM  

Hector Remarkable: I have been accused of something like this. Repeated accusations by one lone reporter, Miss April Muffin, who keeps insisting on inquiring why Infinity Man and I have never been seen in the same room together; and why I always seem to disappear just before Infinity Man arrives on the scene. Preposterous.


Hector Remarkable wears glasses. Infinity Man does not wear glasses. If he just took the glasses off, how would he be able to see?
 
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