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2013-01-17 10:11:59 PM
They've quietly raised the prices of those "$5" footlongs (and all their other sandwiches) 25 to 50 cents twice over the past year alone. Now only 3 or 4 out of 6 or 7 $5 choices are left here. Plus, they stopped adding points on the rewards cards as of December 1st.

/firehouse subs ftw
 
2013-01-17 10:12:27 PM
Is it true they still make the mayonnaise out of Jared's liposuction remains?
 
2013-01-17 10:12:52 PM

Atomic Spunk: When they make the sandwich, they should lay a cucumber slice lettuce leaf on each end that sticks out about 1/2 inch.


Fixed - we're talking money here, Binky.
 
2013-01-17 10:13:58 PM

Glendale: "I always thought I was always getting 12" subs ... I do smell a lawsuit," she said.

No. fark you and your lawsuit inside and out with a rusty dildo coated in needles from dirty syringes. You're what's farking wrong with everything; why we can't have nice things.


I find it refreshing that I was going to post a rant about that person getting farked by a rusty object of some sort and then see that the bases have been covered.
 
2013-01-17 10:14:14 PM

SuperNinjaToad: "I always thought I was always getting 12" subs ... I do smell a lawsuit," she said.


Ya, huge payday for some random cow.
 
2013-01-17 10:14:18 PM
While real delis are great, I like to find me some Firehouse sub shops when I go places.

www.shopmacarthur.com

/Jersey Mikes isn't a bad option either.
 
2013-01-17 10:17:30 PM

Government Fromage: Subway has been irrelevant since they got rid of the "V" cut in their sandwiches.


It was the "U Gouge."
And apparently, it was patented.
 
2013-01-17 10:18:05 PM
Of all the things in American fast food to be outraged about, they pick this.

America, land of the stupid.

"The food was so awful. And the portions were so small!"
 
2013-01-17 10:19:06 PM

shinjitsuism: While real delis are great, I like to find me some Firehouse sub shops when I go places.

[www.shopmacarthur.com image 485x340]

/Jersey Mikes isn't a bad option either.


We've got one a couple minutes away. Always good stuff, usually get a #6 Mike's Way.
 
2013-01-17 10:19:35 PM

brap: Who among us hasn't tacked an inch onto a dating profile?

Let he who is without sin cast the first Jared!


This. I always tell women I've got a 45" waist, so when they meet me they're all like, "Oh, you're not as fat as I thought you were!"

/Wait, what?
//I sound fat American...
 
2013-01-17 10:20:25 PM

Znuh: This is everywhere, this quiet elevation of cost.


If only there were a word for this phenomenon of gradual increases in price across an entire economy.

My god, man, this could revolutionize our study of economics! How long have you been sitting on this bombshell?
 
2013-01-17 10:21:12 PM
Close enough, ya fat farks.
 
2013-01-17 10:24:40 PM
Oh boy, what till subby finds out about hard drive sizes...

img2u.info
 
2013-01-17 10:25:12 PM
Weight is really the best way to measure bread. The average person should be expected to realize that the terms foot long or six inch can not and do not indicate a specific amount of bread and Subway cannot therefore be held accountable for false advertising. If Subway wanted to they could bake you a three foot long bread stick. You wouldn't be getting any more actual bread but at least it would be a more suitable size for cleaning the sand from your vagina.
 
2013-01-17 10:26:59 PM
I prefer making my own.

Deli meats, cheese, big fat tomato slices, mustard mayo. Maybe some pickled peppers and muffuletta.

Really guys, sandwiches are not hard. Best made by the consumer. You know what you want.
If I want something from a store I go to Publix. They have really good sandwiches.
 
2013-01-17 10:28:47 PM

shinjitsuism: While real delis are great, I like to find me some Firehouse sub shops when I go places.

[www.shopmacarthur.com image 485x340]

/Jersey Mikes isn't a bad option either.


This image just gave me deja vu. Do they have these restaurants in airports? I must know.
 
2013-01-17 10:28:59 PM
They have to recoup the RGIII money somehow.
 
2013-01-17 10:29:11 PM

semiotix: Znuh: This is everywhere, this quiet elevation of cost.

If only there were a word for this phenomenon of gradual increases in price across an entire economy.

My god, man, this could revolutionize our study of economics! How long have you been sitting on this bombshell?


If median income was raised along with all the record Corporate and Wall Street profits, I'd have less of a problem with it.
 
2013-01-17 10:29:55 PM

LesserEvil: Oh boy, what till subby finds out about hard drive sizes...


Kibibytes and gibibytes are real to me, dammit!
 
2013-01-17 10:31:02 PM
Which Wich in San Diego is great. I had never really thought about how shiatty Subway is until I tried that.
 
2013-01-17 10:32:13 PM

iron_city_ap: They have to recoup the RGIII money somehow.


Not to mention all the fines from whenever Ndamukong Suh stomps/kicks/punches/slams/disembowels/eats his opponents.
 
2013-01-17 10:34:07 PM
CSB threadjack:

Years ago, I got high in the back of a Subway shop (where my buddy worked) with a couple Harlem Globetrotters.

/continue on
 
2013-01-17 10:35:31 PM

Curt Blizzah: CSB threadjack:

Years ago, I got high in the back of a Subway shop (where my buddy worked) with a couple Harlem Globetrotters.

/continue on


And then...
 
2013-01-17 10:39:47 PM

LesserEvil: Oh boy, what till subby finds out about hard drive sizes...

[img2u.info image 600x544]


I work for an ISP and I have to explain to people the 'Megabit' 'Megabyte' bullshiat daily. "But I pay for 2mbps and I only get 256KBps ever!"
 
2013-01-17 10:41:04 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Five-dollar footWRONG!

*maniacal laughter*


And that's why your posts are green on my screen.
 
2013-01-17 10:43:22 PM
Maybe they count on letting their meat hang out a little to bring it up to the full 12.
 
2013-01-17 10:46:39 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: And that's why your posts are green on my screen.


*bows*

Thank ya kindly, amigo - cheers!
 
2013-01-17 10:47:04 PM

ElusiveWookiee: Are you f*cking kidding me? I saw a teaser for this story on the NBC Nightly News, and wept for our society.



It's better than the story about a college football player who thought the woman he only met on the internet was real. Replace internet with Facebook and into him with died of cancer.

/sigh.
 
2013-01-17 10:47:57 PM

rev. dave: I prefer making my own.

Deli meats, cheese, big fat tomato slices, mustard mayo. Maybe some pickled peppers and muffuletta.

Really guys, sandwiches are not hard. Best made by the consumer. You know what you want.
If I want something from a store I go to Publix. They have really good sandwiches.


www.linkdeadgaming.com
 
2013-01-17 10:49:29 PM
Oh, for crying out loud.
 
2013-01-17 10:51:51 PM
Why can't a penis be longer than eleven inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

Yeah that's right, I'm still trying to get by on jokes recycled from fourth grade.
At least I waited for someone else to post the word penis first. Penis.
 
2013-01-17 10:52:41 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: iron_city_ap: They have to recoup the RGIII money somehow.

Not to mention all the fines from whenever Ndamukong Suh stomps/kicks/punches/slams/disembowels/eats his opponents.


I figured the RGIII $ to be proactive. The Suh $ would be retroactive.
 
2013-01-17 10:56:31 PM

ReapTheChaos: mraudacia: lastly, this isnt news. every time i go to subway they give me a hard time about adding toppings, I even had some random guy try to tell me he couldnt put any more pickles or olives on my sandwhich. he then tried to lie and said he would get into trouble, (you know, typical childish stuff when you catch someone in a lie).

Believe it or not, the guy wasn't lying. Subway considers pickles and olives a garnish, not a topping, and they're only supposed to add so many per sandwich, I forget how many it is, like 2 or 3 per 6 inch. Now most places don't adhere to this rule because it's just damn stupid, you usually only have a problem if you go to one of their company owned restaurants versus a franchise.


lies, i can has as many pickles ans olives as i wants... thats what having it your way is about.
 
2013-01-17 10:59:11 PM
Buying any deli sandwich where the meat isn't sliced to ordered is just buying garbage. I don't even think Subway even has a slicer on the premises .
 
2013-01-17 10:59:29 PM
"I always thought I was always getting 12" subs ... I do smell a lawsuit," she said.

It's your nose. It has a distinctive shape. A shape that is built to smell lawsuit. I've seen that shape.
 
2013-01-17 11:00:02 PM
Don't worry lard asses. The extra one inch of the length of sandwich is made up by the width of 25 pounds of toppings you put on it. Your ass will still swell to the size of the Hindenberg, do not be afraid!
 
2013-01-17 11:02:17 PM
One inch makes a difference.

/that's what she said.
 
2013-01-17 11:03:36 PM

trappedspirit: "I always thought I was always getting 12" subs ... I do smell a lawsuit," she said.

It's your nose. It has a distinctive shape. A shape that is built to smell lawsuit. I've seen that shape.


content6.flixster.com
 
2013-01-17 11:07:57 PM
This thread is the culinary equivalent of Studman69 and his aversion to sharp knees.

/C'mon, Subway isn't all that bad.
 
2013-01-17 11:08:13 PM
Where are all these countries getting their inch-based rulers?
 
2013-01-17 11:09:07 PM
Better call the
img203.imageshack.us
a crime has been committed.
 
2013-01-17 11:10:28 PM
It's a metric foot.

/It's all the Frenche's faults, I tells you.
 
2013-01-17 11:14:13 PM
Doesn't matter which sub you get at Subway, they all taste the same
 
2013-01-17 11:17:40 PM
i.imgur.com

"Unknown Australian man, I don't often use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in Australian history."
 
2013-01-17 11:19:29 PM

rev. dave: If I want something from a store I go to Publix. They have really good sandwiches.


shinjitsuism: Jersey Mikes isn't a bad option either.


1) These.
2) Does each Subway sub have it's own unique flavor? Just wondering.
3) Guys- we're supposed to measure from the lowest point of the lowest ball in our sack on a warm day, right?
 
2013-01-17 11:21:17 PM

pudding7: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Every subway sandwich tastes identical regardless of what you have them put on it

Truth!


You have to order it right, but the extra work pisses them off for some reason.
 
2013-01-17 11:25:25 PM
Hey, my quarter pounder patty is not a quarter pound!!
 
2013-01-17 11:25:30 PM

CherryCokeHead: I think it's way worse that the "ham" in the cold cut trio is made out of turkey. Read that again. Something that says "ham" is made out of turkey.

http://www.subway.com/Menu/Product.aspx?CC=USA&LC=ENG&ProductId=17&Me n uId=53&MenuTypeId=1


Yeah but this lets me segue into Hedberg jokes when someone asks me what's in the cold cut
 
2013-01-17 11:25:34 PM

ten foiled hats:
2) Does each Subway sub have it's own unique flavor? Just wondering.
3) Guys- we're supposed to measure from the lowest point of the lowest ball in our sack on a warm day, right?


Ans:
2)Depending on the cook's hand washing habits.
3) No, top center, pushed back to the end of the fat barrier. Duh littleone.
 
2013-01-17 11:28:00 PM

shinjitsuism: Jersey


Jersey Mikes is nothing but Subway with more flair. Have you looked at the unsliced meat they prominently display in the cooler? The perfectly uniform, homogenous, blocks of processed meat ("with water added!!"). They have fake prosciutto (that's why they have to call it some fabricated name like "prosciuttini "). Subway pre-slices their crap and throws it into the bin until someone orders it. Jersey Mike's, on the other hand, slices their crap right in front of you and pretends it isn't crap.
 
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