Contrabulous Flabtraption: Every subway sandwich tastes identical regardless of what you have them put on it
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Five-dollar footWRONG!*maniacal laughter*
thismomentinblackhistory: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Every subway sandwich tastes identical regardless of what you have them put on itThis, this, this. You may as well skip the cheese, too, since it has no farking flavor.
skwerl: Just throw half the bread away.
tiiger: I go to my local deli for a sandwhich. They actually put meat in it.
BunkyBrewman: Looks like some of the franchisees don't proof the bread long enough.These nincompoops complaining don't realize that they're not going to get any more actual bread.
Raging Whore Moans: [icouldntfindapictureoflexluthorlaughingsoletsjustpretendiembeddedone h ereokthanks.tiff]
Jument: won't the drone Sandwich Artist put on less toppings?
Supes: I'd be okay there's some leeway with natural variation to the bread rising... as long as they're within an inch one way or the other I think it's okay. Now if they go down to 10 inches, it's a whole different story.
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