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2013-01-17 08:48:48 PM  
28 votes:
2013-01-17 11:29:04 PM  
12 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2013-01-17 09:45:28 PM  
6 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: /flees


Not flees, spider.
2013-01-17 08:05:42 PM  
6 votes:
dumbimages.net
2013-01-17 09:12:32 PM  
5 votes:

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


DON'T CARE, STILL RUNNING
2013-01-18 11:18:27 AM  
4 votes:

Maud Dib: Came home from the pub one night, the porch light was off. Saw something to my left, opened the front door and turned on the porch light.....


OH HAI
[i865.photobucket.com image 320x240]


heh

A friend of the family, when we were living in Tucson, opened his front door one evening. A tarantula marched right into the house, strolled through, and stopped at the sliding glass door on the other side. And he waited. The guy opened the glass door, and the tarantula marched out. The thing treated the house like a goddamn highway.
2013-01-18 05:28:17 AM  
4 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-18 01:13:02 AM  
4 votes:

Wise_Guy: xanadian: I like spiders. I used to let them build webs in my bedroom when I was a teen. Not because I was goth or anything like that, but because they were VERY good at keeping the # of mosquitoes down.

I never understood that logic.

It's like keeping a Crip in your house to keep the Bloods away.


Hey man, don't dis Latrelle. He does a good job, and I get to claim him on my tax returns as a dependent.
2013-01-18 11:09:58 AM  
3 votes:
i1171.photobucket.com
2013-01-18 08:15:46 AM  
3 votes:
Hey guys, what's going on in thiFIXINGN THREAD!!

dl.dropbox.com
2013-01-18 03:00:54 AM  
3 votes:

red5ish: Spiders are creepy but this crab is creepier.


Googles a bit.
Discovers that thing is called a 'coconut crab.'
More Googling.
Discovers that it's diet "consists primarily of fleshy fruits (particularly Ochrosia ackeringae, Arenga listeri, Pandanus elatus, P. christmatensis), nuts (coconuts Cocos nucifera, Aleurites moluccana) and seeds (Annona reticulata),[35] and on the pith of fallen trees."
Relief at the fact that it's harmless.
Keeps reading, finds "Coconut crabs may be responsible for the disappearance of Amelia Earhart's remains, consuming them after her death and hoarding her skeletal remnants in their burrows."
Great, now it reads like something straight out of the Monster Manual.
Stops reading.
Backs slowly out of the thread.
Plans on going to to bed secure in the knowledge that those things don't live anywhere near the Sonora Desert . . .right?
2013-01-18 02:23:28 AM  
3 votes:
Spiders are creepy but this crab is creepier.
img845.imageshack.us
2013-01-18 01:28:40 AM  
3 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *before clicking on thread*

Spider thread?


*after clicking on thread*

SPIDER THREAD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

/flees

www.whatsthatbug.com

Wait! You forgot your cup of coffee.
2013-01-17 11:25:58 PM  
3 votes:
That spider really loves his cocaine.
2013-01-17 09:20:59 PM  
3 votes:

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


I used to be ashamed of my fear of spiders and then one day I woke Tucson with a spider bite on my ding dong, a plane to catch, and mr schlong swollen up to the size of a cantalope.

Thank the babby Jesus my joystick didn't explode at 10,000 feet.
2013-01-18 01:25:35 PM  
2 votes:

p4p3rm4t3: [img40.imageshack.us image 800x500]


I have that exact image as my desktop background here on my work computer.

/my co-workers think I'm weird

//24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-18 06:01:50 AM  
2 votes:

Fury Pilot: Seriously, we haven't had this yet:

[i1024.photobucket.com image 600x480]


and that must be followed up by this:
comedybro-z.webs.com
2013-01-18 12:51:35 AM  
2 votes:

xanadian: I like spiders. I used to let them build webs in my bedroom when I was a teen. Not because I was goth or anything like that, but because they were VERY good at keeping the # of mosquitoes down.


I never understood that logic.

It's like keeping a Crip in your house to keep the Bloods away.
2013-01-18 12:29:31 AM  
2 votes:

xanadian: I like spiders. I used to let them build webs in my bedroom when I was a teen. Not because I was goth or anything like that, but because they were VERY good at keeping the # of mosquitoes down.


Interesting, I'll keep that in mind. My usual tactic is to live in a building with doors.
2013-01-18 12:06:39 AM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: This thread is making me itchy.


That's just the spider creeping up your leg right now.
2013-01-17 11:48:24 PM  
2 votes:

This Face Left Blank: I had a mouse charge me once. Wasn't prepared for that bold tactical move. Hilarity DID ensue.


Sir, the odds of a mouse surviving a direct assault on an imperial human are....

/never tell him the odds?
2013-01-17 11:41:34 PM  
2 votes:
i78.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 11:22:55 PM  
2 votes:
OH MY GOD

Now I'm going to have to spend the next 2 hours patrolling the apartment for spiders armed with a spray bottle of tilex.

Vid related, it's my black doppelganger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6z63qngF4c
2013-01-17 11:16:37 PM  
2 votes:

Precision Boobery: Made it through about 1.5 seconds of that. Don't know why I even clicked.

fark T H A T.


It's not that bad. It merely launches itself at the guy's face and detaches his retina.
2013-01-17 11:00:13 PM  
2 votes:

Lsherm: robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.

Not true.  I'm terrified of mice, too.


I had a mouse charge me once. Wasn't prepared for that bold tactical move. Hilarity DID ensue.
2013-01-17 10:50:41 PM  
2 votes:
i773.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 09:10:30 PM  
2 votes:
*before clicking on thread*

Spider thread?


*after clicking on thread*

SPIDER THREAD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


/flees
2013-01-18 11:14:06 PM  
1 votes:

ArgusRun: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x353]


OH GOD FRACTAL SPIDERS
2013-01-18 08:53:24 PM  
1 votes:

Mercutio74: CavalierEternal: jeanwearinfool: sno man: robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.

ponies.

Amen.

Here here.

I just offer this one piece of info. My daughter is 4 and she enjoys My Little Pony. I was watching it with her one day and a group of ponies went to the bowling alley. There was a pony in the BG with a hair net. That caught my eye, and then I realized that the pony in question was dressed as Jesus from the Big Lebowski. I wont' say I understand bronies... but I have less disdain for them now.

/And honestly, MLP is far from the worst thing available for kids to watch... there's some terrifically bad children's programming out there
//I'm looking at you, Wiggles... you farking talentless farks


25.media.tumblr.com

ponyvillegazette.com

My Big Letrotski
2013-01-18 12:36:58 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-18 10:43:41 AM  
1 votes:
assets.diylol.com
2013-01-18 09:04:48 AM  
1 votes:
/pops Eight Legged Freaks into the DVD player
2013-01-18 08:13:51 AM  
1 votes:
First, here's a spider-related palate cleanser: The "Happy Face Spider"

photography.nationalgeographic.com

And now, onto the icky tale of spider stuff:
Hiking along the Na'pali coast of Kauai will bring you through some sections thick with vegetation. The good part is at some points, yellow liliko'i (passion fruit) is just hanging from the trees for a delightful snack. The bad part would be webs of cane spiders that you might walk face-first into before you see them. The trail is so scenic you're constantly focusing your gaze hundreds of yards away. They look pretty much like what Burr posted directly above me.
2013-01-18 08:05:42 AM  
1 votes:
img40.imageshack.us
2013-01-18 06:00:41 AM  
1 votes:

vartian: robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.

You know there's gay porn the internet, right? Like, really gay porn. Drag queen porn.

/ Do not GIS drag queen porn


www.piccer.nl
2013-01-18 04:21:41 AM  
1 votes:

Meethos: I just dont get the irrational fear some of you have regarding spiders.


therepublika.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-18 04:02:38 AM  
1 votes:

Ishkur: Meethos: I just dont get the irrational fear some of you have regarding spiders.

It's an evolutionary thing.

The two animals that man fears the most are spiders and snakes because those are the two classes of animals that possess the most lethal venom.


Cone snails, cube jellies, blue-ringed octopuses, and sea snakes say hi.
2013-01-18 03:32:30 AM  
1 votes:
I'm from Florida, so I have spider stories.

The best incident appended to my brother - a big ass spider was in the shower, and he smashed it with a shampoo bottle. It didn't die, and in fact reared up and ran at him.

The second whack with the bottle finished it. But damn.
2013-01-18 02:53:40 AM  
1 votes:

meat0918: Bathia_Mapes: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *before clicking on thread*

Spider thread?


*after clicking on thread*

SPIDER THREAD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

/flees
[www.whatsthatbug.com image 691x550]

Wait! You forgot your cup of coffee.

Is that a hobo spider


The hobo spider tries to wash your windshield so it can demand money from you.
2013-01-18 01:29:02 AM  
1 votes:

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


You assume subby was a guy. Accidental misogyny is the sissiest thing on the internet.
2013-01-18 01:17:19 AM  
1 votes:
www.fatwallet.com
2013-01-18 01:17:13 AM  
1 votes:
Seriously, we haven't had this yet:

i1024.photobucket.com
2013-01-18 01:12:24 AM  
1 votes:
Spiders are cool and they eat bugs. And they don't bother me if I don't bother them.
 But my friend wipes away their webs and stomps them.

I sleep well at night.
My friend stays awake wondering if they crawl in his ears.

I don't have bugs in my ears, so i sleep well.
2013-01-18 01:00:18 AM  
1 votes:

roflmaonow: Uchiha_Cycliste:
Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.

Now I need to search for this video.


Here: video


Thread
2013-01-18 12:56:58 AM  
1 votes:
Spider thread! Time to tell my terrifying story again! You may have read it in another spider thread!

I was smoking and reading a book on the back porch late one night when I lived with my mom and it was well after midnight. I felt something brush my cheek and just wiped it away and didn't think anything of it. A few moments later it was back and I brushed again. After the third time I was getting suspicious, so I looked up to my left there, slowly falling towards me like like they're Easy Company and the rest of the 101st airborne parachuting into France, is a large cloud of black widow babies falling at me. I was pretty freaked out for the rest of the night and would randomly start brushing myself furiously when I felt anything.

/other than that I love spiders, they kill real bugs so I don't have to
//csb
2013-01-18 12:54:51 AM  
1 votes:
ArmednHammered:

i773.photobucket.com

They tried that. It only made the problem worse.

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
2013-01-18 12:52:39 AM  
1 votes:
CSS:

Normally I don't have a problem with spiders (especially ones on a computer screen; seriously you guys are that wimpy??), but I lived in Texas for about a year and a half cumulatively. I knew at some point I was going to see a spider about the size of my palm, and I also knew it would end up in a corner, the hardest fricking spot in a house to kill one because there's no way you can get a boot in there; I don't wear pointed shoes.

So I grab the handle of this broom and I think to myself that one of three things is going to happen:

1) The spider will run across the wall, into the closet, and I'll have a helluva time finding it.
2) It will run down the wall, at which point I'm free to smash it as many times as I need to until it's dead
3) It will run right down the broomstick; at me. . . (dummy me didn't think of what to do if that happened)

I stab at it, and, of course, it runs down the broomstick. I let out the most girly scream I've ever screamed in my life (usually I sound more like a guy yelling ARRG! than a girl), throw the broomstick on the floor, and stomp the fark out of the spider. I ended up with a half-dollar-sized mass of parts on the bottom of my shoe, which I show my then-husband when he gets home. I felt slightly better when he (6'1, 375 lbs) lets out a similarly girly-type scream.

Good times.

/end CSS
2013-01-18 12:48:22 AM  
1 votes:

dookdookdook: Uchiha_Cycliste: Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.

Oh no, the Tilex is just to stun/drench/immobilize it long enough for me to catch it and turn it into a disgusting smear on the wall (and then later to clean up the smear)


I'm glad you have a plan. Good luck! And we're all counting on you. Surely your plan can't fail.
2013-01-18 12:26:31 AM  
1 votes:

AbiNormal: [i78.photobucket.com image 799x619]


Yeah, that critter...here's what his mouth looks like.

i50.tinypic.com


I hear they like warm dark places such as bedsheets and slippers.
2013-01-17 11:37:25 PM  
1 votes:
files.abovetopsecret.com
2013-01-17 11:18:28 PM  
1 votes:
Awwww such a cute wee murder machine...

My props go out to the jumping spiders though. Web spinners and hidey ambush predators like this, they are impressive, but jumping spiders, they say "Screw this! I'mma just run up and murder the crap out of some bug, and eat it RIGHT THERE!"   Most are tiny, but you have to admire these little buggers for having HUGE cojones. And they've been doing it for over 50 million years.
2013-01-17 10:56:41 PM  
1 votes:

Nefarious: miss diminutive: will live and die in my spider-free house

Whatever helps you sleep while the spiders crawl all over you


And have sex on her face while she sleeps.Don't click this Link MissD
2013-01-17 09:47:45 PM  
1 votes:
"How Not to be Seen", spider version.
2013-01-17 09:23:32 PM  
1 votes:
Pfft, I killed a spider bigger than that in my bathroom last night, third one this week; thing was a cub.

/Australian
//not kidding
2013-01-17 09:22:45 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: will live and die in my spider-free house


Whatever helps you sleep while the spiders crawl all over you
2013-01-17 08:39:29 PM  
1 votes:
The Brown Recluse: A.K.A. Greta Garbonicus
2013-01-17 08:29:36 PM  
1 votes:

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


ponies.
2013-01-17 08:17:04 PM  
1 votes:
Spiders that put themselves to bed make great pets.
2013-01-17 08:12:18 PM  
1 votes:
Was anyone else just waiting for that spider to launch itself at the camera?
 
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