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2013-01-18 06:23:54 AM
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-01-18 06:39:22 AM
I was digging potatoes out of the garden this summer, and dug up a spider. It's size was between a tennis ball and a golf ball, it was green, and it had a clutch of eggs on it's back.

I reburied it.

Also, I was walking through some cat-tails one time (deer path) turned a corner and had this thing a few inches from my face:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-18 08:05:42 AM
img40.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-18 08:13:51 AM
First, here's a spider-related palate cleanser: The "Happy Face Spider"

photography.nationalgeographic.com

And now, onto the icky tale of spider stuff:
Hiking along the Na'pali coast of Kauai will bring you through some sections thick with vegetation. The good part is at some points, yellow liliko'i (passion fruit) is just hanging from the trees for a delightful snack. The bad part would be webs of cane spiders that you might walk face-first into before you see them. The trail is so scenic you're constantly focusing your gaze hundreds of yards away. They look pretty much like what Burr posted directly above me.
 
2013-01-18 08:15:19 AM

BumpInTheNight: Fury Pilot: Seriously, we haven't had this yet:

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and that must be followed up by this:
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I laughed SO HARD. Thanks for that.
 
2013-01-18 08:15:46 AM
Hey guys, what's going on in thiFIXINGN THREAD!!

dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-01-18 08:22:01 AM

Z-clipped: Z-clippedUchiha_Cycliste: They're usually just fluorocarbon mixtures. So no, not flammable.

Sorry, that was misleading...

Some fluorocarbons are flammable, but not at low vapor pressures. Which means you could light "canned air" on fire, but you'd probably have to hold the can upside down while you spray.


Tetrafluoroethane combusts pretty readily under a propane torch. Do not actually try this unless you have another source of air for breathing.

/I didn't have any desoldering braid ok?
//coughcough
 
2013-01-18 08:23:29 AM
You can use hairspray to kill spiders too, or at least get them gunked up enough to easily squish.
 
2013-01-18 08:27:47 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: Was anyone else just waiting for that spider to launch itself at the camera?


I steeled myself with enough intensity it would take to stop me from soiling my drawers and I still felt under-prepared.
 
2013-01-18 08:29:14 AM

shanrick: http://i.imgur.com/ciRwj.gif


Thread over, you win.
 
db2
2013-01-18 08:36:25 AM
I don't get too upset over finding the occasional small spider in the house. I'm not particularly fond of them, but they're there to destroy insects, so I figure we're at least on the same team.
 
2013-01-18 08:38:12 AM

hetheeme: Z-clipped: hetheeme: Basically, if the spider is smaller than 1/4 inch I panic

Ummm... the Brown Recluse is usually a lot bigger than 1/4". I've seen them as big as 2" across.
Just sayin'...you may want to adjust your terror/size factor.

Sh*t. I had always seen them as being some of the smallest spiders. I had a friend get bit by one, the aftermath was horrific.

Like Ian Malcolm said "Life will find a way to make everything kill you"

He didn't say it exactly like that, but he should have, considering what happens about an hour later.


They mostly don't get bigger than 3/4" across counting the legs. 2" across is probably a huntsman spider and not a recluse, they have similar coloration but very different appearance. Wiki's picture of a large brown recluse:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-18 08:58:11 AM

Burr: I was digging potatoes out of the garden this summer, and dug up a spider. It's size was between a tennis ball and a golf ball, it was green, and it had a clutch of eggs on it's back.

I reburied it.

Also, I was walking through some cat-tails one time (deer path) turned a corner and had this thing a few inches from my face:


You must live in Ontario
 
2013-01-18 09:03:32 AM

ybishop:


AAAAAAAAA!!!

I HATE YOU FOR POSTING THAT!
 
2013-01-18 09:04:48 AM
/pops Eight Legged Freaks into the DVD player
 
2013-01-18 09:06:12 AM

CavalierEternal: jeanwearinfool: sno man: robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.

ponies.

Amen.

Here here.


I just offer this one piece of info. My daughter is 4 and she enjoys My Little Pony. I was watching it with her one day and a group of ponies went to the bowling alley. There was a pony in the BG with a hair net. That caught my eye, and then I realized that the pony in question was dressed as Jesus from the Big Lebowski. I wont' say I understand bronies... but I have less disdain for them now.

/And honestly, MLP is far from the worst thing available for kids to watch... there's some terrifically bad children's programming out there
//I'm looking at you, Wiggles... you farking talentless farks
 
2013-01-18 09:06:22 AM

Flakeloaf: Tetrafluoroethane combusts pretty readily under a propane torch. Do not actually try this unless you have another source of air for breathing.

/I didn't have any desoldering braid ok?
//coughcough


Nice. Hopefully your eyebrows survived the experience.

Zafler: They mostly don't get bigger than 3/4" across counting the legs. 2" across is probably a huntsman spider and not a recluse, they have similar coloration but very different appearance. Wiki's picture of a large brown recluse:


Trust me. They get bigger than that.

www.walgreens.com
 
2013-01-18 09:14:26 AM

Meethos: I just dont get the irrational fear some of you have regarding spiders.


I think you may hit a key point there...

Irritational fears are irrational, but they are still real, and most people have at least a couple.
 
2013-01-18 09:15:24 AM
I didn't read this thread, I just clicked through, looking at the pictures ... because I am a farking idiot.

It's 8am and now I need a drink.
 
2013-01-18 09:25:47 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: camera


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oRRBPdM6Wc
 
2013-01-18 09:27:51 AM

roflmaonow: One day he saw a big fat tarantula outside the door of his house and used a full can of RAID on it. I told him (as someone else told me) that the RAID doesn't kill it only paralyzes it.


It kills them fine; you just have to light it while spraying them...
 
2013-01-18 09:29:58 AM

You Are All Sheep: You can use hairspray to kill spiders too, or at least get them gunked up enough to easily squish.


Use hairspray on roaches and flies, too.

/It freezes a fly's wings so they cannot ... well, fly.
//But roaches just deserve to DIAF
 
2013-01-18 09:36:31 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Cone snails, cube jellies, blue-ringed octopuses, and sea snakes say hi.


Those aren't things we would encounter all the time in our evolutionary development in the African serengeti.
 
2013-01-18 09:43:08 AM
i gotta tell you...this is for most of you with your worm videos and pictures of spiders and whatnot....

mytitleguy.com

/hot
 
2013-01-18 09:48:17 AM

miss diminutive: Great. Just great. Now I'm never walking anywhere again.

/will live and die in my spider-free house


Have you ever seen Creepshow?
 
2013-01-18 09:50:22 AM
Was that Lance Armstrong routine before mountain stage impersonation?
 
2013-01-18 09:58:44 AM
I never thought that the linked spider video would be a pallet cleanser from the spider thread
 
2013-01-18 10:04:47 AM

Smackledorfer: vartian: robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.

You know there's gay porn the internet, right? Like, really gay porn. Drag queen porn.

/ Do not GIS drag queen porn

I have more respect for drag queens than those afraid of spiders. Of course I don't really hold quirks against people much.


I don't hold them either, I just think it's odd that so many men on the internet will scream in horror at a video of a spider. And they'll willingly profess this fear, as well.
 
2013-01-18 10:16:22 AM
Ladies...that's how the sand got in your vaginas.
 
2013-01-18 10:43:41 AM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-01-18 10:44:23 AM

reklamfox: HotWingAgenda: reklamfox: survived a childhood FILLED with spiders

Did you have them surgically removed or did they eat their way out?

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ACTUAL PHOTO


Samara?
 
2013-01-18 10:45:56 AM
god what a bunch of big wet hairy pussies we have on here
 
2013-01-18 10:46:47 AM
I like spiders. They are quiet, unobtrusive creatures that trap and eat noisy, annoying creatures.
Currently I have a nice little cross spider living in my kitchen. I've had to save it from drowning in the sink a couple of times, so I guess it's not that smart, but it makes beautiful webs.

img.photobucket.com
Say hello to my little friend.
 
2013-01-18 10:47:31 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Meethos: I just dont get the irrational fear some of you have regarding spiders.

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www.edgewalkeracademy.com
 
2013-01-18 10:54:11 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: It sure was gross. And I'm astonished at how much bigger that parasitic little asshole looked than the spider. How does that happen? It was like 10 pounds of slimy little yuck in a 5 pound victim.


thats what she said
 
2013-01-18 11:00:26 AM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-01-18 11:01:59 AM

jeanwearinfool: robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.

You assume subby was a guy. Accidental misogyny is the sissiest thing on the internet.


subby is indeed a guy. quite a manly guy at that. Hair in all the right places, insane amounts of testosterone, far too many kids that are all boys, bench press over 250, Shoot a gun like a mofo, worked in road construction, forestry, farming, building construction, cut his leg with a power saw, chopped his hand with an axe, has been stabbed, in many many fights, rolled 4 vehicles, does all his own vehicle maintenance .. guy things.. admittedly DUMB guy things but guy things none the less and has an absolutely perfectly rational fear of spiders.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:46 AM
Anybody know what kind of spider that is in the video?
 
2013-01-18 11:09:58 AM
i1171.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 11:11:23 AM

Came home from the pub one night, the porch light was off. Saw something to my left, opened the front door and turned on the porch light.....


OH HAI
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2013-01-18 11:18:15 AM
i1171.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 11:18:27 AM

Maud Dib: Came home from the pub one night, the porch light was off. Saw something to my left, opened the front door and turned on the porch light.....


OH HAI
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heh

A friend of the family, when we were living in Tucson, opened his front door one evening. A tarantula marched right into the house, strolled through, and stopped at the sliding glass door on the other side. And he waited. The guy opened the glass door, and the tarantula marched out. The thing treated the house like a goddamn highway.
 
2013-01-18 11:24:40 AM

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


Then I am king of the sissies. I farking hate them!
 
2013-01-18 11:44:05 AM

kvinesknows: Uchiha_Cycliste: It sure was gross. And I'm astonished at how much bigger that parasitic little asshole looked than the spider. How does that happen? It was like 10 pounds of slimy little yuck in a 5 pound victim.

thats what she said


you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-01-18 12:04:56 PM

fusillade762: ArmednHammered:

They tried that. It only made the problem worse.

I just read that book during the Christmas holiday week... I liked the story up until about the last 30 pages... disappointed in the ending (again). Have you seen the JDATE movie yet? streaming on Amazon and netflix.

 
2013-01-18 12:06:27 PM

Z-clipped: Z-clippedUchiha_Cycliste: They're usually just fluorocarbon mixtures. So no, not flammable.

Sorry, that was misleading...

Some fluorocarbons are flammable, but not at low vapor pressures. Which means you could light "canned air" on fire, but you'd probably have to hold the can upside down while you spray.


Hell forget the lighter. Turn a can of air upside down and let the spider have it with a jet of rapidly evaporating liquid. Spider-icicles. Will kill a bunch of them just from the cold, will severely slow down the more stubborn bastards so you can squish them.
 
2013-01-18 12:20:58 PM
I love Spider threads!
 
2013-01-18 12:29:29 PM

Maud Dib: Came home from the pub one night, the porch light was off. Saw something to my left, opened the front door and turned on the porch light.....


OH HAI
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See, that's when you grab a flamethrower.
 
2013-01-18 12:36:58 PM
 
2013-01-18 12:58:32 PM
Cute!
 
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