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2013-01-17 11:28:04 PM  

cmunic8r99: [dumbimages.net image 751x575]


It better NOT be cured, otherwise how he gonna wipe?
 
2013-01-17 11:29:04 PM  
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-01-17 11:29:12 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *before clicking on thread*

Spider thread?


*after clicking on thread*

SPIDER THREAD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


/flees


blog.edgepestcontrol.com
 
2013-01-17 11:32:56 PM  
And you didn't know spiders could bury themselves subby? What do you think trap-door spiders are!?!?

Spiders move however the fark they want cuz they spiders. They move like crabs, like robots... hell this one moves like a wheel.... after burying itself.
 
2013-01-17 11:34:38 PM  

HotWingAgenda: reklamfox: survived a childhood FILLED with spiders

Did you have them surgically removed or did they eat their way out?


i49.tinypic.com
ACTUAL PHOTO
 
2013-01-17 11:36:05 PM  

miss diminutive: Great. Just great. Now I'm never walking anywhere again.

/will live and die in my spider-free house


Oh how cute, you think such a thing exists. Enjoy eating spiders while you sleep when they aren't crawling all over your face!
 
2013-01-17 11:37:25 PM  
files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2013-01-17 11:39:55 PM  

hubiestubert: reklamfox: miss diminutive: Great. Just great. Now I'm never walking anywhere again.

/will live and die in my spider-free house

You best make room for one more because I will be moving in at the beginning of the week.

/survived a childhood FILLED with spiders

I hate to break it to y'all, but there are several species of spiders that have pretty much moved into the role of "house spiders" and have been doing so pretty much along with us as a species, because our domiciles are fantastic hunting grounds for critters that have pretty much become synonymous with human habitation. You see them, that means that critters of a less than generous nature where your foodstuffs and skin flakes and crumbs and such are concerned, and certainly all the biomass that works up in the walls, under the floors, and in your basements and attics, or just above the ceiling boards. BTW: the spiders are the good guys in these wee dramas, and hooking you up by playing predator to pests. Just sayin'...


Geez, I figured it was pretty obvious that was a joke. Of course I don't REALLY believe that such a spider-free paradise exists, but a girl can dream.
 
2013-01-17 11:41:34 PM  
i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 11:43:46 PM  
Sweet dreams!
www.gotricities.com
 
2013-01-17 11:45:59 PM  

snuff3r: Pfft, I killed a spider bigger than that in my bathroom last night, third one this week; thing was a cub.

/Australian
//not kidding


When I first read Terry Pratchett's satire on Australia, I thought he was making stuff up about how every animal was dangerous. Then I went down there to visit friends for a month, and realized it wasn't a joke.

/didn't see spiders, but I had my fill of jack jumpers
 
2013-01-17 11:48:09 PM  

AbiNormal: [files.abovetopsecret.com image 850x637]


You've got hairy arms.
 
2013-01-17 11:48:24 PM  

This Face Left Blank: I had a mouse charge me once. Wasn't prepared for that bold tactical move. Hilarity DID ensue.


Sir, the odds of a mouse surviving a direct assault on an imperial human are....

/never tell him the odds?
 
2013-01-17 11:51:08 PM  

Meethos: I just dont get the irrational fear some of you have regarding spiders.


It's an evolutionary thing.

The two animals that man fears the most are spiders and snakes because those are the two classes of animals that possess the most lethal venom.

So we have evolved a subconscious yet omnipresent natural fear of them. They can kill.
 
2013-01-17 11:53:21 PM  
This thread is making me itchy.
 
2013-01-17 11:55:30 PM  

dookdookdook: OH MY GOD

Now I'm going to have to spend the next 2 hours patrolling the apartment for spiders armed with a spray bottle of tilex.

Vid related, it's my black doppelganger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6z63qngF4c


Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.
 
2013-01-17 11:57:15 PM  
At first I wasn't sure whether to be terrified, or to laugh, but after AbiNormal's pics I'm swinging back to terrified. I don't mind seeing spiders so much, but the feeling of a critter crawling on my creeps me the hell out.
 
2013-01-18 12:00:39 AM  
I would post the Emergency Spider System broadcast, but I'm over 6 hours late.

Oh well.
 
2013-01-18 12:01:02 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: dookdookdook: OH MY GOD

Now I'm going to have to spend the next 2 hours patrolling the apartment for spiders armed with a spray bottle of tilex.

Vid related, it's my black doppelganger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6z63qngF4c

Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.


That was one farked up video. I've seen all sorts of nasty stuff on the net but that one seriously creeped me out...thanks...haha
 
2013-01-18 12:06:24 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: dookdookdook: OH MY GOD

Now I'm going to have to spend the next 2 hours patrolling the apartment for spiders armed with a spray bottle of tilex.

Vid related, it's my black doppelganger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6z63qngF4c

Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.


I've never found a spray that spiders don't shrug off and walk away from - including spray supposedly formulated for spiders. Household cleaners with surfactants seem to work OK on most bugs, but again, not as well on spiders. Hardy, tough buggers.
 
2013-01-18 12:06:39 AM  

miss diminutive: This thread is making me itchy.


That's just the spider creeping up your leg right now.
 
2013-01-18 12:07:38 AM  
I have no problem with spiders, but I freak out around ants.  The smaller the ants are, the more I freak out.
 
2013-01-18 12:10:50 AM  
That is cocaine spider and he's been around.
 
2013-01-18 12:15:30 AM  
I like spiders. I used to let them build webs in my bedroom when I was a teen. Not because I was goth or anything like that, but because they were VERY good at keeping the # of mosquitoes down.
 
2013-01-18 12:20:57 AM  

This Face Left Blank: Uchiha_Cycliste: dookdookdook: OH MY GOD

Now I'm going to have to spend the next 2 hours patrolling the apartment for spiders armed with a spray bottle of tilex.

Vid related, it's my black doppelganger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6z63qngF4c

Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.

I've never found a spray that spiders don't shrug off and walk away from - including spray supposedly formulated for spiders. Household cleaners with surfactants seem to work OK on most bugs, but again, not as well on spiders. Hardy, tough buggers.


interesting and useful observation. I suppose it just reinforces the idea to not use a spray but to use an army boot, or a tactical nuclear weapon, it's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-01-18 12:26:31 AM  

AbiNormal: [i78.photobucket.com image 799x619]


Yeah, that critter...here's what his mouth looks like.

i50.tinypic.com


I hear they like warm dark places such as bedsheets and slippers.
 
2013-01-18 12:29:31 AM  

xanadian: I like spiders. I used to let them build webs in my bedroom when I was a teen. Not because I was goth or anything like that, but because they were VERY good at keeping the # of mosquitoes down.


Interesting, I'll keep that in mind. My usual tactic is to live in a building with doors.
 
2013-01-18 12:30:16 AM  
I really dislike spiders, but that was pretty funny.

That being said, fark you all for the disturbing spider pics!
 
2013-01-18 12:35:18 AM  

Tellingthem: Uchiha_Cycliste: dookdookdook: OH MY GOD

Now I'm going to have to spend the next 2 hours patrolling the apartment for spiders armed with a spray bottle of tilex.

Vid related, it's my black doppelganger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6z63qngF4c

Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.

That was one farked up video. I've seen all sorts of nasty stuff on the net but that one seriously creeped me out...thanks...haha


That was a horsehair worm and they are really gross. I came across one a while back inside a roach. I came home one day and walked into my livingroom to see this roach just hanging out on the carpet in the middle of the room not moving or running away. When I stomped it one of those worms came out and was about 3in long. Scared the crap out of me. Apparantly they hijack a bugs brain and send it to seek out water to drown itself in so the worm can swim away free. Creepy little farks.

/CSB
 
2013-01-18 12:38:05 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.


Oh no, the Tilex is just to stun/drench/immobilize it long enough for me to catch it and turn it into a disgusting smear on the wall (and then later to clean up the smear)
 
2013-01-18 12:48:22 AM  

dookdookdook: Uchiha_Cycliste: Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.

Oh no, the Tilex is just to stun/drench/immobilize it long enough for me to catch it and turn it into a disgusting smear on the wall (and then later to clean up the smear)


I'm glad you have a plan. Good luck! And we're all counting on you. Surely your plan can't fail.
 
2013-01-18 12:50:10 AM  

reklamfox: Tellingthem: Uchiha_Cycliste: dookdookdook: OH MY GOD

Now I'm going to have to spend the next 2 hours patrolling the apartment for spiders armed with a spray bottle of tilex.

Vid related, it's my black doppelganger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6z63qngF4c

Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.

That was one farked up video. I've seen all sorts of nasty stuff on the net but that one seriously creeped me out...thanks...haha

That was a horsehair worm and they are really gross. I came across one a while back inside a roach. I came home one day and walked into my livingroom to see this roach just hanging out on the carpet in the middle of the room not moving or running away. When I stomped it one of those worms came out and was about 3in long. Scared the crap out of me. Apparantly they hijack a bugs brain and send it to seek out water to drown itself in so the worm can swim away free. Creepy little farks.

/CSB


It sure was gross. And I'm astonished at how much bigger that parasitic little asshole looked than the spider. How does that happen? It was like 10 pounds of slimy little yuck in a 5 pound victim.
 
2013-01-18 12:51:35 AM  

xanadian: I like spiders. I used to let them build webs in my bedroom when I was a teen. Not because I was goth or anything like that, but because they were VERY good at keeping the # of mosquitoes down.


I never understood that logic.

It's like keeping a Crip in your house to keep the Bloods away.
 
2013-01-18 12:52:36 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste:
Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.


Now I need to search for this video.
 
2013-01-18 12:52:39 AM  
CSS:

Normally I don't have a problem with spiders (especially ones on a computer screen; seriously you guys are that wimpy??), but I lived in Texas for about a year and a half cumulatively. I knew at some point I was going to see a spider about the size of my palm, and I also knew it would end up in a corner, the hardest fricking spot in a house to kill one because there's no way you can get a boot in there; I don't wear pointed shoes.

So I grab the handle of this broom and I think to myself that one of three things is going to happen:

1) The spider will run across the wall, into the closet, and I'll have a helluva time finding it.
2) It will run down the wall, at which point I'm free to smash it as many times as I need to until it's dead
3) It will run right down the broomstick; at me. . . (dummy me didn't think of what to do if that happened)

I stab at it, and, of course, it runs down the broomstick. I let out the most girly scream I've ever screamed in my life (usually I sound more like a guy yelling ARRG! than a girl), throw the broomstick on the floor, and stomp the fark out of the spider. I ended up with a half-dollar-sized mass of parts on the bottom of my shoe, which I show my then-husband when he gets home. I felt slightly better when he (6'1, 375 lbs) lets out a similarly girly-type scream.

Good times.

/end CSS
 
2013-01-18 12:54:36 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: AbiNormal: [i78.photobucket.com image 799x619]

Yeah, that critter...here's what his mouth looks like.

[i50.tinypic.com image 399x315]


I hear they like warm dark places such as bedsheets and slippers.


You mean, "that's what her mouth looks like." You can tell by the lack of hooks on the front legs and clearly she's wearing lipstick.
 
2013-01-18 12:54:51 AM  
ArmednHammered:

i773.photobucket.com

They tried that. It only made the problem worse.

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
 
2013-01-18 12:56:58 AM  
Spider thread! Time to tell my terrifying story again! You may have read it in another spider thread!

I was smoking and reading a book on the back porch late one night when I lived with my mom and it was well after midnight. I felt something brush my cheek and just wiped it away and didn't think anything of it. A few moments later it was back and I brushed again. After the third time I was getting suspicious, so I looked up to my left there, slowly falling towards me like like they're Easy Company and the rest of the 101st airborne parachuting into France, is a large cloud of black widow babies falling at me. I was pretty freaked out for the rest of the night and would randomly start brushing myself furiously when I felt anything.

/other than that I love spiders, they kill real bugs so I don't have to
//csb
 
2013-01-18 01:00:18 AM  

roflmaonow: Uchiha_Cycliste:
Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.

Now I need to search for this video.


Here: video


Thread
 
2013-01-18 01:09:25 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: roflmaonow: Uchiha_Cycliste:
Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.

Now I need to search for this video.

Here: video


Thread


WTF! How the hell can that big of a worm live in that tiny of a body. Yeesh. Thanks for the link.
 
2013-01-18 01:12:24 AM  
Spiders are cool and they eat bugs. And they don't bother me if I don't bother them.
 But my friend wipes away their webs and stomps them.

I sleep well at night.
My friend stays awake wondering if they crawl in his ears.

I don't have bugs in my ears, so i sleep well.
 
2013-01-18 01:13:02 AM  

Wise_Guy: xanadian: I like spiders. I used to let them build webs in my bedroom when I was a teen. Not because I was goth or anything like that, but because they were VERY good at keeping the # of mosquitoes down.

I never understood that logic.

It's like keeping a Crip in your house to keep the Bloods away.


Hey man, don't dis Latrelle. He does a good job, and I get to claim him on my tax returns as a dependent.
 
2013-01-18 01:14:57 AM  

roflmaonow: Uchiha_Cycliste: roflmaonow: Uchiha_Cycliste:
Did you see the video earlier this week of a spider killed by a spray of bug spray only to have a worm wriggle spiral its way out? I swear to god the worm looked bigger than the spider. Anyways, rethink the spray approach.

Now I need to search for this video.

Here: video


Thread

WTF! How the hell can that big of a worm live in that tiny of a body. Yeesh. Thanks for the link.


Right?!?
 
2013-01-18 01:16:09 AM  

neuroflare: Spider thread! Time to tell my terrifying story again! You may have read it in another spider thread!

I was smoking and reading a book on the back porch late one night when I lived with my mom and it was well after midnight. I felt something brush my cheek and just wiped it away and didn't think anything of it. A few moments later it was back and I brushed again. After the third time I was getting suspicious, so I looked up to my left there, slowly falling towards me like like they're Easy Company and the rest of the 101st airborne parachuting into France, is a large cloud of black widow babies falling at me. I was pretty freaked out for the rest of the night and would randomly start brushing myself furiously when I felt anything.

/other than that I love spiders, they kill real bugs so I don't have to
//csb


REAL bugs? You've developed Stockholm syndrome. Seek help.
 
2013-01-18 01:17:13 AM  
Seriously, we haven't had this yet:

i1024.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 01:17:19 AM  
www.fatwallet.com
 
2013-01-18 01:18:51 AM  
Cute and funny. :)
 
2013-01-18 01:21:00 AM  
Holy crap! those evil worms have only longitudinal muscle and a non-functional gut, with no excretory, respiratory or circulatory systems.
 
2013-01-18 01:22:18 AM  
A guy in France is afraid of big-ass spiders.

Me too.
 
2013-01-18 01:28:40 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *before clicking on thread*

Spider thread?


*after clicking on thread*

SPIDER THREAD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

/flees

www.whatsthatbug.com

Wait! You forgot your cup of coffee.
 
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