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2013-01-17 05:37:43 PM
That was funny. Creeeeeeepy, but funny.
 
2013-01-17 05:55:18 PM
it got a chuckle out of me... not because of the voice over but because of what the spider was actually doing.
 
2013-01-17 06:17:22 PM
Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.
 
2013-01-17 06:23:54 PM
That was pretty cute.
 
2013-01-17 06:29:12 PM

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


You know there's gay porn the internet, right? Like, really gay porn. Drag queen porn.

/ Do not GIS drag queen porn
 
2013-01-17 07:13:14 PM
I like when his voice got muffled.
 
2013-01-17 07:45:12 PM
That right there is a good argument for keeping a shotgun in the house.

/if in doubt, nuke it from orbit too
 
2013-01-17 08:04:09 PM
That was pretty awesome.
 
2013-01-17 08:05:42 PM
dumbimages.net
 
2013-01-17 08:09:23 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: That right there is a good argument for keeping a shotgun catin the house.

/if in doubt, nuke it from orbit too


FTFY

I never see bugs in the place.  They are whacked and eaten straight away by the little furry predators.
 
2013-01-17 08:12:18 PM
Was anyone else just waiting for that spider to launch itself at the camera?
 
2013-01-17 08:14:37 PM
I normally cannot stand spiders, but that made me laugh.
 
2013-01-17 08:16:52 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Was anyone else just waiting for that spider to launch itself at the camera?


Going by the headline & thread comments, I fully expected that to happen.

Still a funny video though.
 
2013-01-17 08:17:04 PM
Spiders that put themselves to bed make great pets.
 
2013-01-17 08:26:26 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Was anyone else just waiting for that spider to launch itself at the camera?


Yeah, but then it got all cute at the end. :/
 
2013-01-17 08:29:36 PM

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


ponies.
 
2013-01-17 08:39:29 PM
The Brown Recluse: A.K.A. Greta Garbonicus
 
2013-01-17 08:48:48 PM
 
2013-01-17 09:10:30 PM
*before clicking on thread*

Spider thread?


*after clicking on thread*

SPIDER THREAD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


/flees
 
2013-01-17 09:11:47 PM

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


Not true.  I'm terrified of mice, too.
 
2013-01-17 09:12:32 PM

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


DON'T CARE, STILL RUNNING
 
2013-01-17 09:14:23 PM
Great. Just great. Now I'm never walking anywhere again.

/will live and die in my spider-free house
 
2013-01-17 09:18:37 PM

miss diminutive: my spider-free house


Does such a palatial paradise exist?
 
2013-01-17 09:20:59 PM

robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.


I used to be ashamed of my fear of spiders and then one day I woke Tucson with a spider bite on my ding dong, a plane to catch, and mr schlong swollen up to the size of a cantalope.

Thank the babby Jesus my joystick didn't explode at 10,000 feet.
 
2013-01-17 09:22:45 PM

miss diminutive: will live and die in my spider-free house


Whatever helps you sleep while the spiders crawl all over you
 
2013-01-17 09:23:32 PM
Pfft, I killed a spider bigger than that in my bathroom last night, third one this week; thing was a cub.

/Australian
//not kidding
 
2013-01-17 09:41:14 PM
All I could think of, besides mild terror, was this:

t0.gstatic.com

Good sing ze lady spidair stay away, non?
 
2013-01-17 09:45:28 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: /flees


Not flees, spider.
 
2013-01-17 09:47:45 PM
"How Not to be Seen", spider version.
 
2013-01-17 09:48:04 PM
I'M HAVING PROLBEMS WITH LITERACY, GOOBERMCFLY
 
2013-01-17 10:42:36 PM

shanrick: http://i.imgur.com/ciRwj.gif


Pure awesome!
 
2013-01-17 10:46:14 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-17 10:49:48 PM

vartian: robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.

You know there's gay porn the internet, right? Like, really gay porn. Drag queen porn.

/ Do not GIS drag queen porn


I'm sure he knows aaaaaaaaaall about the gay porn already...
 
2013-01-17 10:49:58 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: miss diminutive: my spider-free house

Does such a palatial paradise exist?


Probably only in my mind.

*ignorance is bliss* *ignorance is bliss* *ignorance is bliss*
 
2013-01-17 10:50:41 PM
i773.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 10:50:57 PM
That spider acts like my cat.
 
2013-01-17 10:52:16 PM
Hmm, a corpser from gears of war?
 
2013-01-17 10:53:36 PM
media1.gameinformer.com
// defends itself with legs in front ... burrows through the ground
 
2013-01-17 10:56:41 PM

Nefarious: miss diminutive: will live and die in my spider-free house

Whatever helps you sleep while the spiders crawl all over you


And have sex on her face while she sleeps.Don't click this Link MissD
 
2013-01-17 11:00:13 PM

Lsherm: robbiex0r: Grown men afraid of spiders is the sissiest thing on the internet.

Not true.  I'm terrified of mice, too.


I had a mouse charge me once. Wasn't prepared for that bold tactical move. Hilarity DID ensue.
 
2013-01-17 11:10:37 PM
Made it through about 1.5 seconds of that. Don't know why I even clicked.

fark T H A T.
 
2013-01-17 11:15:10 PM

shanrick: http://i.imgur.com/ciRwj.gif


You win the nets.
 
2013-01-17 11:16:37 PM

Precision Boobery: Made it through about 1.5 seconds of that. Don't know why I even clicked.

fark T H A T.


It's not that bad. It merely launches itself at the guy's face and detaches his retina.
 
2013-01-17 11:16:52 PM
I just dont get the irrational fear some of you have regarding spiders.
 
2013-01-17 11:18:28 PM
Awwww such a cute wee murder machine...

My props go out to the jumping spiders though. Web spinners and hidey ambush predators like this, they are impressive, but jumping spiders, they say "Screw this! I'mma just run up and murder the crap out of some bug, and eat it RIGHT THERE!"   Most are tiny, but you have to admire these little buggers for having HUGE cojones. And they've been doing it for over 50 million years.
 
2013-01-17 11:20:59 PM

miss diminutive: Great. Just great. Now I'm never walking anywhere again.

/will live and die in my spider-free house


You best make room for one more because I will be moving in at the beginning of the week.

/survived a childhood FILLED with spiders
 
2013-01-17 11:22:55 PM
OH MY GOD

Now I'm going to have to spend the next 2 hours patrolling the apartment for spiders armed with a spray bottle of tilex.

Vid related, it's my black doppelganger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6z63qngF4c
 
2013-01-17 11:25:58 PM
That spider really loves his cocaine.
 
2013-01-17 11:26:25 PM

reklamfox: miss diminutive: Great. Just great. Now I'm never walking anywhere again.

/will live and die in my spider-free house

You best make room for one more because I will be moving in at the beginning of the week.

/survived a childhood FILLED with spiders


I hate to break it to y'all, but there are several species of spiders that have pretty much moved into the role of "house spiders" and have been doing so pretty much along with us as a species, because our domiciles are fantastic hunting grounds for critters that have pretty much become synonymous with human habitation. You see them, that means that critters of a less than generous nature where your foodstuffs and skin flakes and crumbs and such are concerned, and certainly all the biomass that works up in the walls, under the floors, and in your basements and attics, or just above the ceiling boards. BTW: the spiders are the good guys in these wee dramas, and hooking you up by playing predator to pests. Just sayin'...
 
2013-01-17 11:26:59 PM

reklamfox: survived a childhood FILLED with spiders


Did you have them surgically removed or did they eat their way out?
 
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