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		There has to be an easier way to wash a school bus (radio.woai.com)		33
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EvilEgg		2013-01-17 08:30:04 PM

Well sure, but they're not as fun.

Nothing To See Here		2013-01-17 09:35:15 PM

Since this is on FARK, it has to be the Short Bus.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-17 09:36:20 PM

Police don't know if there was another car involved in the accident. It's under investigation.

Man, it sure would be a bother to investigate the back of the bus to see if anything, you know, hit it.

fusillade762		2013-01-17 09:46:13 PM

That driver had to go through the emergency exit and was put in a wheelchair with bumps and bruises.

Why would they put bumps and bruises in a wheelchair?

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-17 10:06:30 PM

That driver had to go through the emergency exit and was put in a wheelchair with bumps and bruises.

Unfortunately, the bus was not so lucky.
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Stimpy's Lost Fart		2013-01-17 10:28:31 PM

Driver said somebody hit him in the back, tomorrow in the news kid found dead on same hotel's roof. Bus driver found to have sign on back that says kick me...

apoptotic		2013-01-17 10:35:37 PM

fusillade762: That driver had to go through the emergency exit and was put in a wheelchair with bumps and bruises.

Why would they put bumps and bruises in a wheelchair?

No no no, you misunderstood. The wheelchair already had bumps and bruises when they put the driver in it.

Also odd is that the bus in the picture looks much less exploded than TFA led me to expect.

KinetiKiteniK		2013-01-17 10:38:04 PM

TFA used the word "explosion" in conjunction with the supposed impact with another vehicle. This is where 9/11 conspiracies start.

cuzsis		2013-01-17 10:41:43 PM

That bus does not appear exploded to me.

Heck, provided the "hit in the back" wasn't too hard, that engine is probably fine. (Axels..hm, maybe not.)

/also washing a school bus is harder than it looks.
//those poles get heavy after a while and it takes close to an hour to do a good job.

SpikeStrip		2013-01-17 10:41:54 PM

i've heard that teenage girl ej***carrier lost***

cuzsis		2013-01-17 10:42:30 PM

cuzsis: That bus does not appear exploded to me.

Heck, provided the "hit in the back" wasn't too hard, that engine is probably fine. (Axels..hm, maybe not.)

/also washing a school bus is harder than it looks.
//those poles get heavy after a while and it takes close to an hour to do a good job.

Next time I should look at the pic... front engine bus? Not sure.

Madman drummers bummers		2013-01-17 10:44:38 PM

The wheels on the bus go drown, drown, drown...

maggibond		2013-01-17 10:56:00 PM

tommib help bus.

BlackMtnMan		2013-01-17 11:01:35 PM

Bust driver?

Seth'n'Spectrum		2013-01-17 11:14:56 PM

Worse written article, ever. Holy crap, that's bad writing.

Editor must either be smoking crack or TFing.

Monongahela Misfit		2013-01-17 11:23:02 PM

Drove a bus while in Colledge. Failed School, but I still drive. Never thought to take the Bus for a swim. And my current Rig wouldn't float well.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-17 11:27:29 PM

KinetiKiteniK: TFA used the word "explosion" in conjunction with the supposed impact with another vehicle. This is where 9/11 conspiracies start.

Was it thermite? I'll bet it was thermite ; )

weasil		2013-01-17 11:36:45 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Worse written article, ever.

You don't say.

/snicker

That damn fedora		2013-01-17 11:42:53 PM

Since this was reported by the 1200 WOOOOOOAI, I was really hoping there'd be sound effects laced in TFA.

/leaving disappoint

grimlock1972		2013-01-17 11:43:51 PM

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.....

red5ish		2013-01-17 11:48:58 PM

What a bust might look like.
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universebetween		2013-01-17 11:58:44 PM

BlackMtnMan: Bust driver?

I'll say it was a bust

Seth'n'Spectrum		2013-01-18 12:00:29 AM

weasil: You don't say.

Dammitsomuchtoheck.

Oldiron_79		2013-01-18 12:42:44 AM

red5ish: What a bust might look like.

A tit bit nipply in here

Abacus9		2013-01-18 01:00:17 AM

BlackMtnMan: Bust driver?

He wanted to go motorboating.

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-18 01:15:37 AM

So wait, what exploded? The bus or the pool? And how did anyone survive diving into the explosion to help out?

DAMN I hate these short articles about short busses!

thy crotch		2013-01-18 01:29:35 AM

explosion =
a. A release of mechanical, chemical, or nuclear energy in a sudden and often violent manner with the generation of high temperature and usually with the release of gases.
b. A violent bursting as a result of internal pressure.
c. The loud, sharp sound made as a result of either of these actions.

anyone?

mjjt		2013-01-18 01:30:13 AM

Approved vehicle wash

Link

Monongahela Misfit		2013-01-18 01:32:17 AM

Abacus9: BlackMtnMan: Bust driver?

He wanted to go motorboating.

Winner Winner!

ben_oakmag		2013-01-18 02:14:58 AM

Yea San Antone! Heard this story on WOAI as I was driving this afternoon.... Still no TEXAS tag?

Uchiha_Cycliste		2013-01-18 02:54:36 AM

fusillade762: That driver had to go through the emergency exit and was put in a wheelchair with bumps and bruises.

Why would they put bumps and bruises in a wheelchair?

Well it was Bumps 'n Bruises wheel chair in the first place... though the hemophiliac kid never liked that nickname though. =(

turbocucumber		2013-01-18 04:01:20 AM

How is this for an easy way to wash a school bus?

hedonisiahawaii.com

/hot

Grave_Girl		2013-01-18 11:53:50 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Worse written article, ever. Holy crap, that's bad writing.

Editor must either be smoking crack or TFing.

It's WOAI. They fark something up in every single article. I think it's a point of pride with them. They had another article yesterday that referred to "charger schools."

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