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(Daily Dot)   Internet legend Technoviking is attempting to have himself scrubbed from the Web. Behold the greatness while you still can   (dailydot.com) divider line 60
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2013-01-17 05:49:48 PM  
15 votes:

miss diminutive: Fritsch used the video's success to anchor his artistic career as he studied the meme as artform.

Studying memes for a living?

I knew I should've gotten a major in memeology with a minor in rickroll planking.


Sounds nice and all but when you got to the job market it would have let you down and you would have had to give it up.
2013-01-17 06:53:45 PM  
12 votes:

spentmiles: If he tried to grab my arms like that, I would seriously beat his littering ass right there in the street. He'd be drinking that water through a tube poked into his drugged out veins. He's the kind of guy who likes to intimate people at public events. Well I'm not intimidated. Try that shiat on me you farking dweeb.


i.imgur.com
2013-01-17 08:13:49 PM  
11 votes:
i64.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 06:49:00 PM  
10 votes:
If he tried to grab my arms like that, I would seriously beat his littering ass right there in the street. He'd be drinking that water through a tube poked into his drugged out veins. He's the kind of guy who likes to intimate people at public events. Well I'm not intimidated. Try that shiat on me you farking dweeb.
2013-01-17 07:01:30 PM  
9 votes:

spentmiles: If he tried to grab my arms like that, I would seriously beat his littering ass right there in the street. He'd be drinking that water through a tube poked into his drugged out veins. He's the kind of guy who likes to intimate people at public events. Well I'm not intimidated. Try that shiat on me you farking dweeb.


He touches you and you surrender to his desires. That is the way of the technoviking.
2013-01-17 05:42:37 PM  
8 votes:
Fritsch used the video's success to anchor his artistic career as he studied the meme as artform.

Studying memes for a living?

I knew I should've gotten a major in memeology with a minor in rickroll planking.
2013-01-17 06:56:06 PM  
5 votes:
For some reason I seriously thought this guy was the tank commander in Reign of Fire. IMDB tells me I am mistaken.
2013-01-17 08:41:05 PM  
4 votes:
Meanwhile, Natural Ice Barbarian demands more Natural Ice

lh4.ggpht.com
2013-01-17 07:12:17 PM  
4 votes:
Finally, I will be able to harrass all the blue-haired girls I want.
2013-01-17 10:31:29 PM  
3 votes:
rlv.zcache.com

Proper courtroom attire.
2013-01-17 10:31:13 PM  
3 votes:
As someone who has been used so someone can make a quick buck, I can relate to Technoviking's dilemma.

I was on leave from a deployment a few years ago, when I was approached by a woman in her early 20s. She told me she was an aspiring videographer, and I was perfect for her next "art project." Having been drinking a bit, and thinking she was quite cute, I agreed, asking her what I would need to do.

She brought me to her studio and told me that her project was to film the muscles on my back as I attempted to break the ropes that would be tied to my wrists. I thought nothing of it and took off my shirt. She bound my wrists, took a step back, and told me my pants were too high and would get in the way of her shot. I sighed, but acquiesced, I mean, hell, cute chicks don't offer to take mty pants off every day.

She tells me she's about to start filming, when I hear what sounds like a belt being tightened. I look over my shoulder, and there she is, stark naked, adjusting the largest strap-on, I've ever seen. I started trying to fight the ropes, but I must have been far too drunk, and ended up passing out from exhaustion before she even touched me.

Next thing I remember, I'm waking up on a stone floor with one sore rectum, a splitting headache, and a business card taped to my chest. Turns out she was not an aspiring videographer, but an ass-pirating videographer.

About two years later, I go to my local smut repository, and I'm browsing through an issue of 'Asian schoolgirl fantasies', when I hear someone whisper from behind me, "honey, isn't that the guy?" "You're right, he was in the one you bought last month." Turns out, she did this to a bunch of other guys and made a series of femdom videos, and is quite rich, now.

So, fight on, Mr. Viking, my ripped and bleeding anus is cheering for you.
2013-01-17 08:29:23 PM  
3 votes:

miss diminutive: OgreMagi: miss diminutive: lohphat: miss diminutive: Fritsch used the video's success to anchor his artistic career as he studied the meme as artform.

Studying memes for a living?

I knew I should've gotten a major in memeology with a minor in rickroll planking.

Would that make you a creative type, or a barrista?

Whichever one makes the least amount of money.

You could always get into stripping for the big bucks.

Me, stripping? Imagine an ironing board smacking against a pole and you get the general idea.


Whenever you doubt yourself, remember this is someone's fetish.
2013-01-17 07:15:05 PM  
3 votes:

Hagbardr: Finally, I will be able to harrass all the blue-haired girls I want.


jamieorillion.com
BRING IT BIATCH!
2013-01-17 07:10:33 PM  
3 votes:
Will Technoviking wear a shirt in court?

Will he still point with the same authority when asked who the man was that filmed him the day of the parade?
2013-01-17 06:59:29 PM  
3 votes:
Seen it a brazillion times and only now noticed his socks don't match
2013-01-17 06:45:38 PM  
3 votes:
Don't worry. Some TechnoPortuguese will claim the title for TechnoSpain.
2013-01-17 09:46:46 PM  
2 votes:
In this thread: YOUNG'UN BASTARDS WHO DAIN'T KNOW THERRR FARGKIN' HISTORAH AND'VE NEWW CONCEPT OF THERR POTENTIAL
2013-01-17 09:12:18 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: bunner: Maybe he's a prince, but I usually bet on the most likely circumstances.

CSB:
I was doing security for la caravan olympia, which is a huge Mexican mariachi band from Mexico in Albq, NM, back in the 70's.
I was an Air Force SP, moonlighting to pay for the groceries my fat, Mormon wife ate (or stockpiled in the closet) and the state police give us the run down outside before the show. Open search, no pat downs at your security point. Put any glass containers in the barrels and any weapons, call us. If they have weed, fark it, the sooner they get in, sit down, and light up, and mellow out, the better.
So this concert had a tractor trailer full of coors selling inside, Cans only. And there was a lot of beer consumed. Good crowd. Very polite. At exit time, there was this huge, drunken Mexican, think Danny Trejo, only 7 foot 18, picking fights with anything in a uniform. I'm watching him beat down guys I know that are pretty good at martial arts from the balcony. I go down and I'm standing in and inch of beer and there is a wall of exit doors with riot bars on them behind me and I call him out. Hey Vato!. want some?
He wheels around and charged a few steps and stops, and laughs. I'm 5'10" and unarmed (posse commitatus, I can't carry but a stick) and I say Hey, we gotta take it outside. and about face and exit.
Outside are 20 state police lounging about and I say HEY! There is a mad Mexican coming out here to kill us all! and they scramble. He busts out and they jump him as he chases me to the parking lot. Im almost to my motorcycle when behind me he breaks free, and grabs a cops gun, and decides he's going to plunge the entire area into darkness. He fires at the transformer nearest to him and the power goes out...
at the hospital next door . Picture being on life support and the power goes out.
The cops shoot his ass deader than door nails, and I jump on the Honda and scoot ass out of there.
Next day the boss man asked me when I left. I told him 3AM and got OT ou ...


I wonder if anybody would think I flipped if I...
went to LA....by Omaha...
2013-01-17 08:49:24 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-17 08:40:51 PM  
2 votes:

bunner: Maybe he's a prince, but I usually bet on the most likely circumstances.


CSB:
I was doing security for la caravan olympia, which is a huge Mexican mariachi band from Mexico in Albq, NM, back in the 70's.
I was an Air Force SP, moonlighting to pay for the groceries my fat, Mormon wife ate (or stockpiled in the closet) and the state police give us the run down outside before the show. Open search, no pat downs at your security point. Put any glass containers in the barrels and any weapons, call us. If they have weed, fark it, the sooner they get in, sit down, and light up, and mellow out, the better.
So this concert had a tractor trailer full of coors selling inside, Cans only. And there was a lot of beer consumed. Good crowd. Very polite. At exit time, there was this huge, drunken Mexican, think Danny Trejo, only 7 foot 18, picking fights with anything in a uniform. I'm watching him beat down guys I know that are pretty good at martial arts from the balcony. I go down and I'm standing in and inch of beer and there is a wall of exit doors with riot bars on them behind me and I call him out. Hey Vato!. want some?
He wheels around and charged a few steps and stops, and laughs. I'm 5'10" and unarmed (posse commitatus, I can't carry but a stick) and I say Hey, we gotta take it outside. and about face and exit.
Outside are 20 state police lounging about and I say HEY! There is a mad Mexican coming out here to kill us all! and they scramble. He busts out and they jump him as he chases me to the parking lot. Im almost to my motorcycle when behind me he breaks free, and grabs a cops gun, and decides he's going to plunge the entire area into darkness. He fires at the transformer nearest to him and the power goes out...
at the hospital next door . Picture being on life support and the power goes out.
The cops shoot his ass deader than door nails, and I jump on the Honda and scoot ass out of there.
Next day the boss man asked me when I left. I told him 3AM and got OT out of it.
Where was I when all this went down?
Well, boss, I circled back in to take a piss since the bathrooms weren't clogged, and when I came out they told us to stick around and give statements. My wife's pissed I got in late.
End CSB/
2013-01-17 08:24:47 PM  
2 votes:
He dances just like my cousin walks. My cousin has hydrocephalus.
2013-01-17 07:10:46 PM  
2 votes:
img686.imageshack.us
2013-01-17 07:10:11 PM  
2 votes:
What the fark is this shiat about, now? Some farking Ostrogoth?
2013-01-17 07:03:59 PM  
2 votes:

spentmiles: If he tried to grab my arms like that, I would seriously beat his littering ass right there in the street. He'd be drinking that water through a tube poked into his drugged out veins. He's the kind of guy who likes to intimate people at public events. Well I'm not intimidated. Try that shiat on me you farking dweeb.


He'd dance all over your face and you'd be the next internet sensation.

/Utz utz utz utz
2013-01-17 07:03:03 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: Seems like the Germans don't fark around when it comes to privacy.


Well, yea. Just because a German will shiat on one stranger doesn't mean they want them ALL to see!
2013-01-17 07:01:04 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-17 06:57:51 PM  
2 votes:

spentmiles: If he tried to grab my arms like that, I would seriously beat his littering ass right there in the street. He'd be drinking that water through a tube poked into his drugged out veins. He's the kind of guy who likes to intimate people at public events. Well I'm not intimidated. Try that shiat on me you farking dweeb.


I know of a magazine you might like...
2013-01-17 06:44:39 PM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: Fritsch used the video's success to anchor his artistic career as he studied the meme as artform.

Studying memes for a living?

I knew I should've gotten a major in memeology with a minor in rickroll planking.


That's why I majored in cat pictures.
2013-01-18 05:40:13 AM  
1 votes:

Mega Steve: Meanwhile, Natural Ice Barbarian demands more Natural Ice

[lh4.ggpht.com image 400x440]



A challenger appears....
1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com
2013-01-18 02:24:19 AM  
1 votes:
The artist is trying to do the right thing by actively 'scrubbing' his involvement with the project.He should add to that effort by giving those YT 'checks' over to TV as an additional gesture of decency.The artist isnt a gubby pig recording executive,hes just an artist who inadvertantly created an awesome video.
Technoviking should just pardon the guy and enjoy his fame....then go kill the Grendle and its mother.
2013-01-17 11:16:16 PM  
1 votes:
Pro tip: Don't fark with a man who french braids his hair. He will out dance you.
2013-01-17 09:59:15 PM  
1 votes:

Thats_Not_My_Baby: It just got old people in here.


That seems to be the crutch of choice amongst the culturally gullible.
2013-01-17 09:54:26 PM  
1 votes:

Kuroshin: Any experts on Germanism here?  They'd be the ones to know.


Y'know who was an expert on Germanism?
2013-01-17 09:44:20 PM  
1 votes:

bunner: Felgraf: bunner: One day, the piss poor excuse for fashion that is tough monkey douchebag jerk shall fade, tattoo parlors will have to open side product lines and offer haircutting, spinach chinned, obese steroid cases and their pumped counterparts will move back to the social pariah bench and thirteen year old boys and snotty girl who get all gooey in the shorts over violent sh*tbags will sigh sadly. Therefore, I think it is incumbent upon historians to archive this video as an artifact of a less civilized age. For academia.

Eh? Is Technoviking really a tough monkey douchebag jerk? I thought the point was he was reprimanding someone who was being a douche to another.

Maybe they both were. All I know is every vastly muscular, shirtless AW I've ever seen in a crowd, and I worked a LOT in crowds at musical events, had a huge chip they were just waiting for somebody to knock off of their shoulder. I'm just tired of the whole pose. I mean, seriously, in 45 years of bluejeans, crappy T-Shirts, backwards hats and lame ass loops of other people's music is still "modern culture"? Just add annoyed chicks with a lot of makeup and guys who shave their heads? We not only ran out of ideas, the last place we filled up at before ditching the car by the medial has crappy gas.


It just got old people in here.
2013-01-17 09:42:18 PM  
1 votes:

reft: The water bottle still makes me laugh.

/Tag should be "Stupid"
//Utz utz utz utz


i451.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 09:18:14 PM  
1 votes:
The one set to "Beat It" is my personal favourite.
2013-01-17 08:42:16 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Imagine an ironing board smacking against a pole and you get the general idea.


I have the weirdest boner right now.
2013-01-17 08:36:40 PM  
1 votes:
Never saw this until now, but the article author is right. It DOES look like a super hero being born.
2013-01-17 08:26:16 PM  
1 votes:

OgreMagi: miss diminutive: lohphat: miss diminutive: Fritsch used the video's success to anchor his artistic career as he studied the meme as artform.

Studying memes for a living?

I knew I should've gotten a major in memeology with a minor in rickroll planking.

Would that make you a creative type, or a barrista?

Whichever one makes the least amount of money.

You could always get into stripping for the big bucks.


Me, stripping? Imagine an ironing board smacking against a pole and you get the general idea.
2013-01-17 08:18:23 PM  
1 votes:

SuperTramp: [i64.photobucket.com image 481x336]


Aww, I was hoping God would have a water bottle for him.
2013-01-17 07:53:06 PM  
1 votes:

Felgraf: bunner: One day, the piss poor excuse for fashion that is tough monkey douchebag jerk shall fade, tattoo parlors will have to open side product lines and offer haircutting, spinach chinned, obese steroid cases and their pumped counterparts will move back to the social pariah bench and thirteen year old boys and snotty girl who get all gooey in the shorts over violent sh*tbags will sigh sadly. Therefore, I think it is incumbent upon historians to archive this video as an artifact of a less civilized age. For academia.

Eh? Is Technoviking really a tough monkey douchebag jerk? I thought the point was he was reprimanding someone who was being a douche to another.


Maybe they both were. All I know is every vastly muscular, shirtless AW I've ever seen in a crowd, and I worked a LOT in crowds at musical events, had a huge chip they were just waiting for somebody to knock off of their shoulder. I'm just tired of the whole pose. I mean, seriously, in 45 years of bluejeans, crappy T-Shirts, backwards hats and lame ass loops of other people's music is still "modern culture"? Just add annoyed chicks with a lot of makeup and guys who shave their heads? We not only ran out of ideas, the last place we filled up at before ditching the car by the medial has crappy gas.
2013-01-17 07:44:21 PM  
1 votes:
I don't care what silly legal proceedings TechnoViking initiates, for his service to the internets I will support him no matter what he does.

/the music starts dancing to TechnoViking
2013-01-17 07:37:14 PM  
1 votes:
Take something off the internet?
That's like taking pee out of a pool.
2013-01-17 07:36:22 PM  
1 votes:
One day, the piss poor excuse for fashion that is tough monkey douchebag jerk shall fade, tattoo parlors will have to open side product lines and offer haircutting, spinach chinned, obese steroid cases and their pumped counterparts will move back to the social pariah bench and thirteen year old boys and snotty girl who get all gooey in the shorts over violent sh*tbags will sigh sadly. Therefore, I think it is incumbent upon historians to archive this video as an artifact of a less civilized age. For academia.
2013-01-17 07:30:17 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-17 07:27:11 PM  
1 votes:
Mr. Technoviking, meet Ms. Streisand.
2013-01-17 07:23:52 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: Seems like the Germans don't fark around when it comes to privacy.


They have a lot to hide.
2013-01-17 07:15:16 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry, Brolaf. Your contribution to internet culture will never be forgotten.
2013-01-17 07:01:02 PM  
1 votes:

reft: The water bottle still makes me laugh.

/Tag should be "Stupid"
//Utz utz utz utz


when he points and the guy bows his head and frowns makes almost puts me in tears
2013-01-17 07:00:06 PM  
1 votes:
Years later this guy still scares crap out of me.
2013-01-17 06:58:57 PM  
1 votes:
When it comes to classic viking memes I like the viking kittens sailing along to the Immigrant Song better. Not to take anything away from Technoviking but I like Zeppelin more than techno music.
2013-01-17 06:57:56 PM  
1 votes:
www.badassoftheweek.com

Damnatio memoriae!
2013-01-17 06:56:56 PM  
1 votes:
I think some of those people might have been on drugs.
2013-01-17 06:53:15 PM  
1 votes:
Dude is my hero. I love when he make the guy go back. Pushes his hand down when he points where he wants to go and shames him. Then does some awesome moves
2013-01-17 06:50:41 PM  
1 votes:

spentmiles: If he tried to grab my arms like that, I would seriously beat his littering ass right there in the street. He'd be drinking that water through a tube poked into his drugged out veins. He's the kind of guy who likes to intimate people at public events. Well I'm not intimidated. Try that shiat on me you farking dweeb.


hmmmm
/I like the idea. Please proceed.
2013-01-17 06:43:03 PM  
1 votes:
Because there used to be one of those set to that one cover of "The Final Countdown," I can tell you that I'm mildly distraught.

Mildly, now.
2013-01-17 06:42:54 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Fritsch used the video's success to anchor his artistic career as he studied the meme as artform.

Studying memes for a living?

I knew I should've gotten a major in memeology with a minor in rickroll planking.


Would that make you a creative type, or a barrista?
2013-01-17 06:30:41 PM  
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: I must be the only one on Fark who never heard of him.


You and me, it looks like.
2013-01-17 06:11:55 PM  
1 votes:
I must be the only one on Fark who never heard of him.
2013-01-17 05:53:43 PM  
1 votes:
Somebody give Technoviking a reality show. I'd watch that.
 
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