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(Buzzfeed)   How to take a compliment from Donald Trump   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 19
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15552 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2013 at 5:48 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-17 04:59:08 PM  
23 votes:
There will be hell toupée
2013-01-17 08:30:39 PM  
5 votes:
A young businessman is waiting for his first client at the airport, when he sees Donald Trump at the bar. He approaches with his hat in his hand, and says, "Mr. Trump, I am a great admirer of yours. I am about to meet with my first client, and if you were to walk by after they arrive and say, 'Hello Peter', that would make my whole career. Would you mind, sir?"

"Not at all, kid," says, Trump. "You got it."

So they shake hands and the kid goes back to the waiting area. Shortly afterwards the client arrives, and when Trump sees them talking he heads over. "Hi Peter!" he says. The young businessman says nothing. "I say, hi there, Peter," says Trump, more loudly. The kid turns around and says, "For Christ's sake, Trump, can't you see I'm in a meeting?"
2013-01-17 06:15:38 PM  
5 votes:
@DonaldTrump "Well offer you five million dollars towards the charity of your choice of you produce video evidence of you farking yourself"
2013-01-17 06:04:42 PM  
5 votes:
Deadspin will have toupé for that.
2013-01-17 05:55:52 PM  
4 votes:
Farking short fingered vulgarian.
2013-01-17 05:53:26 PM  
3 votes:
If Donald Trump compliments you, you can be sure that somehow things have gone deeply wrong and you need to reevaluate the direction your life is headed.
2013-01-17 08:02:46 PM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-01-17 07:00:30 PM  
2 votes:

sandi_fish: Why does Donald Trump think that we need to know his opinion about anything/everything? Such a douche.


You've described everyone with a twitter account.
2013-01-17 06:08:50 PM  
2 votes:
So... this guy needed a beard? And then they killed the beard?

/doesn't follow sports
2013-01-17 05:51:41 PM  
2 votes:
Like a boss
2013-01-17 04:54:17 PM  
2 votes:
buriedplanet.com
2013-01-17 07:23:02 PM  
1 votes:

DeadGeek: sandi_fish: Why does Donald Trump think that we need to know his opinion about anything/everything? Such a douche.

You've described everyone with a twitter account. on the internet.

2013-01-17 06:43:08 PM  
1 votes:
Still waiting for that miniscule piece of shiat Bill Maher to cough up that $5 million for very good charities though.
2013-01-17 06:37:46 PM  
1 votes:

Shostie: [buriedplanet.com image 320x240]


*clicks link To RFTA*

/my god, it's full of GIF
2013-01-17 06:19:10 PM  
1 votes:

This Looks Fun: Spanky_McFarksalot: my headline was better, dicks.

@Spanky_McFarksalot "Go fark yourself."

/Am I doing it right?


god damn it stafford
2013-01-17 06:16:27 PM  
1 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: my headline was better, dicks.


@Spanky_McFarksalot "Go fark yourself."

/Am I doing it right?
2013-01-17 05:59:05 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: With many, many grains of salt


Salt blocks
2013-01-17 05:50:45 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: With many, many grains of salt


And copious amounts of tequila.
2013-01-17 05:22:51 PM  
1 votes:
Normally I'd say it's bad form to insult someone who has just complemented you, and potentially generated a bit of news promoting your site.  But then I remember it's Trump, so yeah, I guess that was the fitting response to just about anything he ever says.
 
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