fusillade762: My boyfriend watches too much porn, what should I do??
ChromoSomes: Well, I'm just gonna have to fix me a Phillips Screwdriver* and toast the old girl. Here's lookin up your old address, Abby!*a shot of vodka in a glass of Phillips Milk of Magnesia.
xanadian: Sadly, this is the best submission of the bunch.
Girion47: Dear Abby,I found your advice trite and overly conservative, good riddance.
xanadian: calbert: I'm surprised nobody submitted 'Dead Abby' as a headline.because that would be oh-so clever and witty and original and fresh and not expected at all.The headline I submitted poked fun at that bit. Well. You're a TFer. You know. The queue was *inundated*.
Felgraf: You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't.So listen up buster, and listen up good.Quit wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood...
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