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(TMZ)   Dear Abby column replaced by obituary   (tmz.com) divider line 17
    More: Sad, Pauline Phillips, Abigail Van Buren, advice column, Ann Landers  
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15105 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2013 at 5:55 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-17 05:57:02 PM
3 votes:

fusillade762: My boyfriend watches too much porn, what should I do??


Correct your definition of "too much"
2013-01-17 06:37:18 PM
2 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-01-17 06:03:49 PM
2 votes:
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't.
So listen up buster, and listen up good.
Quit wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood...
2013-01-17 07:49:26 PM
1 votes:
Ann Landers tag was a nice touch
2013-01-17 07:19:40 PM
1 votes:

ChromoSomes: Well, I'm just gonna have to fix me a Phillips Screwdriver* and toast the old girl. Here's lookin up your old address, Abby!

*a shot of vodka in a glass of Phillips Milk of Magnesia.


Drink like that, you don't know if you're coming or going...

Today is Betty White's birthday. She's nearly as old. I'm gonna raise a martini to her because those taste good.
2013-01-17 06:48:12 PM
1 votes:

xanadian: Sadly, this is the best submission of the bunch.


When I heard the news, I was thinking that someone was going to go with a Downton Abbey angle, but no dice, I guess.
2013-01-17 06:26:01 PM
1 votes:

Girion47: Dear Abby,


I found your advice trite and overly conservative, good riddance.


That's why Dan Savage has a column, chum. Someone has to cater to little old ladies that want to meddle with their neighbors and family of minor and perceived slights and tell them in a polite voice "quit being such a coont and play nice"
2013-01-17 06:23:02 PM
1 votes:

xanadian: calbert: I'm surprised nobody submitted 'Dead Abby' as a headline.

because that would be oh-so clever and witty and original and fresh and not expected at all.

The headline I submitted poked fun at that bit. Well. You're a TFer. You know. The queue was *inundated*.


That's why I decided to take a different approach.
2013-01-17 06:23:01 PM
1 votes:
2013-01-17 06:10:55 PM
1 votes:
static.guim.co.uk

RIP Abby...Someone
2013-01-17 06:09:17 PM
1 votes:

Felgraf: You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't.
So listen up buster, and listen up good.
Quit wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood...


JP sang it well.
2013-01-17 06:05:38 PM
1 votes:
Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
2013-01-17 06:04:23 PM
1 votes:
I had so much fun reading her columns over the years. I'm glad she lived a good long life.
2013-01-17 05:59:19 PM
1 votes:
Damn, she looked good for 94.
2013-01-17 05:41:10 PM
1 votes:
We'll miss you, Abby. I've been reading your column since I started reading newspapers as a little kid.
2013-01-17 05:34:58 PM
1 votes:
What a weak selection of headlines. Oh well.

Rest in peace, Pauline Friedman Phillips.
2013-01-17 05:13:07 PM
1 votes:
I'm surprised nobody submitted 'Dead Abby' as a headline.

because that would be oh-so clever and witty and original and fresh and not expected at all.
 
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