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(Montreal Gazette)   Good news if you're in the market for a business acrobat or contortionist. It's a buyer's market   ( ) divider line
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3574 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2013 at 4:13 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-17 04:19:09 PM  
3 votes:
2013-01-17 03:12:28 PM  
2 votes:

me likes the bendy girls
2013-01-17 04:57:21 PM  
1 vote:

The Angry Hand of God: [ image 700x513]

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You're doing it wrong

/Very Very Wrong
//You are bad and you should feel bad
2013-01-17 04:22:49 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-17 04:20:28 PM  
1 vote:
I've never seen one person own a thread like this. Nice work sir!
/And I dated a classically trained dancer (ballet) and she could contort her body like a lot of those. She would tell me just because she could do that didn't mean she particularly liked it in bed. She was still a trooper for me :)
2013-01-17 03:50:13 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-17 03:09:17 PM  
1 vote:
How much to rent a contortionist for an hour or two?*

*actual sexy time: 17 seconds, +- 4 seconds
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