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(Montreal Gazette)   Good news if you're in the market for a business acrobat or contortionist. It's a buyer's market   (montrealgazette.com) divider line 86
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2013-01-17 03:04:07 PM
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Find 'em and bring them to me....
 
2013-01-17 03:05:28 PM
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2013-01-17 03:09:17 PM
How much to rent a contortionist for an hour or two?*


*actual sexy time: 17 seconds, +- 4 seconds
 
2013-01-17 03:12:28 PM
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me likes the bendy girls
 
2013-01-17 03:14:58 PM
I'd bookmark this but I forgot something in my bunk.
 
2013-01-17 03:38:04 PM
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2013-01-17 03:54:36 PM
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2013-01-17 03:55:23 PM
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2013-01-17 03:56:02 PM
Well I must say Sir Stealth, you started this off just fine.

Fine indeed.
 
2013-01-17 03:56:55 PM
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2013-01-17 03:57:40 PM
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2013-01-17 03:58:42 PM

old_toole: Well I must say Sir Stealth, you started this off just fine.

Fine indeed.



What can I say, I love me some bendy women
 
2013-01-17 04:17:07 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img545.imageshack.us image 500x500]


nice, started it early
 
2013-01-17 04:18:44 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What can I say, I love me some bendy women


Yes I see that. Not sure if a golf clap is in order or a call to the authorities.
Either way, have fun I'll have to check back with this later.
 
2013-01-17 04:19:09 PM
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2013-01-17 04:20:28 PM
I've never seen one person own a thread like this. Nice work sir!
/And I dated a classically trained dancer (ballet) and she could contort her body like a lot of those. She would tell me just because she could do that didn't mean she particularly liked it in bed. She was still a trooper for me :)
 
2013-01-17 04:20:52 PM
"Davis, get in here! Why are you requisitioning a $30/hr hatstand? Is this a typo? Are you renting it? What kind of hatstand cost $30 an hour, does it give blowjobs? Why are you looking at me like that, explain yourself!"
 
2013-01-17 04:20:56 PM
"Hey guys, I've got an idea for CES 2014" - Qualcomm

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img832.imageshack.us image 600x399]


Okay, that one's just funny. It's like someone asked her which way a landmark was and she couldn't be bothered to take her hands off the keyboard.
 
2013-01-17 04:21:49 PM
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2013-01-17 04:21:50 PM
You don't get any more french than Renee-Claude Menard
 
2013-01-17 04:22:49 PM
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2013-01-17 04:24:04 PM
www.mensfitness.com
 
2013-01-17 04:24:21 PM
I'm sure this isn't a bookmark.
 
2013-01-17 04:25:46 PM
Dated a contortionist once.
I'll never be the same.
 
2013-01-17 04:27:55 PM
"Among the uncontrollable factors faced by the Cirque, Menard said, was the rise in value of the Canadian dollar (which rose about 3 cents against the U.S. dollar last year). Most of the company's revenues come from outside the country as they have eight permanent shows in the U.S. alone (7 in Las Vegas, 1 in Orlando, Fla.), but they pay most of their expenses in Canadian dollars. To Cirque, the dollar differential alone meant multi-million dollar losses."
 
2013-01-17 04:29:29 PM
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2013-01-17 04:31:03 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: multiple bendy pics


Well, looks like this thread is in good hands.

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2013-01-17 04:32:18 PM
Having dated and gone out with a Contortionist for two years, I highly recommend it.
 
2013-01-17 04:35:30 PM
Re The Stealth Hippopotamus pix:

"Firefox can't find the server at img29.imageshack.us."

or any of the others.
 
2013-01-17 04:42:20 PM
ceci n'est pas un marque-page
 
2013-01-17 04:49:55 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img713.imageshack.us image 700x494]

me likes the bendy girls


I think my eyeballs just got herniated.
 
2013-01-17 04:55:38 PM
I just know that my penis should go there.
 
2013-01-17 04:57:21 PM

The Angry Hand of God: [1funny.com image 700x513]

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You're doing it wrong

/Very Very Wrong
//You are bad and you should feel bad
 
2013-01-17 04:59:14 PM
As an artist in the industry (vaguely) this hardly surprises me. Expand that far, and you'll go from being something that everyone wants to see to something everyone's seen. It's a saturated market now.

Also, biggest doesn't always mean most profitable... And I'm gonna guess that the bigger they get, the bigger the blow budget gets.
 
2013-01-17 04:59:50 PM

kpaxoid: Re The Stealth Hippopotamus pix:

"Firefox can't find the server at img29.imageshack.us."

or any of the others.


Odd. I'm on Firefox and except for the very first one, they all work fine for me.

My humble contributions:

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2013-01-17 05:08:44 PM
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2013-01-17 05:10:50 PM

The Angry Hand of God:


You're just plain evil...
 
2013-01-17 05:11:01 PM

Arachnophobe: kpaxoid: Re The Stealth Hippopotamus pix:

"Firefox can't find the server at img29.imageshack.us."

or any of the others.

Odd. I'm on Firefox and except for the very first one, they all work fine for me.

My humble contributions:

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I'm having very dirty thoughts.
 
2013-01-17 05:11:04 PM
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2013-01-17 05:14:36 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus, you rock :)
 
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2013-01-17 05:16:19 PM
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2013-01-17 05:29:06 PM
How is bookmark formed?
 
2013-01-17 05:29:27 PM
DNRTFA. What is meant by "business"?

Also, these should just be headlined "Hippo's Thread." It'd be a nice heads up for future reference.

Much obliged, good sir.
 
2013-01-17 05:48:09 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img9.imageshack.us image 850x565]


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I, um, er, well, *faint*
 
2013-01-17 06:47:46 PM

Ed Grubermann: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img9.imageshack.us image 850x565]

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I, um, er, well, *faint*


Yeah.

www.davidbordwell.net
 
2013-01-17 06:56:09 PM
I could use a contortionist, only because that skill might make her more suitable for a more glorious end...phthpthphphhhhhhhthhht......phhphphthtphpht....phttphthtphhphtph thhh....phhthpht.....phtthpht....phtp...ppht..pth.........ph.
 
2013-01-17 06:57:00 PM

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Now how do you get her off the wall?
 
2013-01-17 07:36:00 PM
I see stealth has shown us all why gymnist>model
 
2013-01-17 07:40:06 PM
The Hippo has the pics covered quite well. How about some video bendiness?
 
2013-01-17 08:47:40 PM
So I RTA (I know) before I came in here (I know) and I'm wondering:

Among the uncontrollable factors faced by the Cirque, Menard said, was the rise in value of the Canadian dollar (which rose about 3 cents against the U.S. dollar last year). Most of the company's revenues come from outside the country as they have eight permanent shows in the U.S. alone (7 in Las Vegas, 1 in Orlando, Fla.), but they pay most of their expenses in Canadian dollars. To Cirque, the dollar differential alone meant multi-million dollar losses.

Then why not move 400 of your frogs to Vegas (or Maine, whatever)? I assume the currency problem isn't as major as this article makes it sound.
 
2013-01-17 10:21:59 PM

Arachnophobe: The Hippo has the pics covered quite well. How about some video bendiness?


How did the blue chick in the background keep spinning like that without getting dizzy?
 
2013-01-17 10:40:30 PM
Pffft... amateurs

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www.circus-entertainer.co.uk

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2013-01-18 12:40:53 AM

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Gawd, that's my definition of face-pillow.
 
2013-01-18 04:22:30 AM
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2013-01-18 09:56:55 AM
Well, this thread was a let down.
 
2013-01-18 02:36:41 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, this thread was a let down.


if just there was someway to revive a thread...
 
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