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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   If you're the Department of Transportation spokeswoman, you live for the day you get to report a honey spill on the highway. "It was a sticky situation"   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 76
    More: Silly, Ohio Department of Transportation, street sweepers, highways  
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2013-01-17 03:03:38 PM  
I just want to make sure that honey stays in the hive. There'll be no buzzing around tonight!
image.toutlecine.com
 
2013-01-17 03:08:15 PM  

carnifex2005: ChipNASA: Fap?

As a kid in the 70's, you damn right I did...

[i.imgur.com image 850x856]

Inside the jacket cover...

NSFW

Still can't believe my parents had this album.


That album cover brings back memories of getting funny feelings in my pants as a 10-year-old... and then sneaking off with it to do something about it as a 14-year-old.  What I did was FOPP and not FAP, however.

Great record too.
 
2013-01-17 03:12:04 PM  

Petey4335: Wanted for questioning.


The League of extraordinary gentlemen, 1983?
 
2013-01-17 03:14:24 PM  

carnifex2005: ChipNASA: Fap?

As a kid in the 70's, you damn right I did...

[i.imgur.com image 850x856]

Inside the jacket cover...

NSFW

Still can't believe my parents had this album.


That is one of the best covers I have ever seen. The band's reaction shot is hilarious.
 
2013-01-17 03:22:00 PM  

Gunny Walker: johnperkins: Fark, I am disappoint.

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Now that's what she calls a sticky situation...


/How ya like us now?


I like us fine. It's just that whenever I think of a good reference, by the time I post there's a bunch of posters that beat me to it.
 
2013-01-17 03:22:40 PM  

Petey4335: [img284.imageshack.us image 347x245]
Wanted for questioning.


John Lithgow with hair!
 
2013-01-17 03:33:43 PM  
And this is how you get ants....
 
2013-01-17 03:34:02 PM  

Gunny Walker: Imagine if this was summertime. It would be like that jungle scene out of the fourth Indy movie.


You must be hallucinating. There is no fourth Indy movie.
 
2013-01-17 03:34:39 PM  

ChipNASA: OH BOTHER
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biatch betta have my honey...
 
2013-01-17 03:35:35 PM  

Dansker: Gunny Walker: Imagine if this was summertime. It would be like that jungle scene out of the fourth Indy movie.

You must be hallucinating. There is no fourth Indy movie.


This. Dude, I want some of whatever you dropped, if you are imagining a whole additional Indiana Jones movie.
 
2013-01-17 03:35:39 PM  
Spill's not small, no no no?
 
2013-01-17 03:44:44 PM  
Gas blowing out exit brings 69 to complete halt.

/still my all-time favorite headline
 
2013-01-17 03:55:04 PM  

russlar: Gas blowing out exit brings 69 to complete halt.

/still my all-time favorite headline


One of my all time favorites too.
 
2013-01-17 04:01:37 PM  

slapmastered: Dansker: Gunny Walker: Imagine if this was summertime. It would be like that jungle scene out of the fourth Indy movie.

You must be hallucinating. There is no fourth Indy movie.

This. Dude, I want some of whatever you dropped, if you are imagining a whole additional Indiana Jones movie.


Probably the same stuff that made me imagine a 2nd Highlander movie

or a 3rd, or a 4th, or a 5th, or a reboot, or...oh god just shoot me
 
2013-01-17 04:21:25 PM  
You think bees eat their own honey?

I'm sure they've at least tasted it.
 
2013-01-17 04:33:12 PM  
We get some fun spills in Cincy...

This one was a nightmare
 
2013-01-17 04:36:29 PM  
Does the DOT have a plan B?
 
2013-01-17 04:39:25 PM  
Well, they probably caught more flies than when they had the vinegar spill.
 
2013-01-17 04:55:10 PM  

carnifex2005: ChipNASA: Fap?

As a kid in the 70's, you damn right I did...

[i.imgur.com image 850x856]

Inside the jacket cover...

NSFW

Still can't believe my parents had this album.


That album might be the reason you were born ... BOW CHIKA WOW WOW
 
2013-01-17 05:27:05 PM  

johnperkins: Fark, I am disappoint.

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Now that's what she calls a sticky situation...


This.

Also, that episode was kinda creepy.
 
2013-01-17 05:48:00 PM  
Han shoots first.

/does honey have to list bee vomit in the ingredients?
 
2013-01-17 05:51:10 PM  
Almost exactly ninety-four years to the day since the Great Boston Molasses Flood.
cache.boston.com
 
2013-01-17 06:50:50 PM  

johnperkins: Fark, I am disappoint.

[southpark.jpg]

Now that's what she calls a sticky situation...


Came here for this, leaving satisfied

/I think I'm going to get some ice cream
 
2013-01-17 07:51:06 PM  

carnifex2005: ChipNASA: Fap?

As a kid in the 70's, you damn right I did...



Inside the jacket cover...

NSFW

Still can't believe my parents had this album.


To bad the band's manager stabbed her to death after she tried sueing after she lost the skin on her legs because the honey reacted with the table's surface.

I seen it on the internet so it must be true right?
 
2013-01-18 02:21:07 AM  

cleveoh: Sounds like a real...(suglasses off)...Homey Boo-Boo/

/I'll leave now.


I don't think so. Homey don't play that.
 
2013-01-18 07:44:44 AM  
No Rarity pics? I am disappoint.
 
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