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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   If you're the Department of Transportation spokeswoman, you live for the day you get to report a honey spill on the highway. "It was a sticky situation"   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 76
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2013-01-17 01:58:13 PM  
...said their spokesman, H. Caine

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2013-01-17 01:59:38 PM  
Fap?
 
2013-01-17 02:02:30 PM  
That's going to bee a mess to clean up.
 
2013-01-17 02:02:35 PM  
I hope she didn't glaze over the facts of the incident.
 
2013-01-17 02:02:58 PM  
Honey spill doesn't care, honey spill don't give a shiat.
 
2013-01-17 02:03:11 PM  
Bee careful out there!
 
2013-01-17 02:03:15 PM  
It was stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
 
2013-01-17 02:03:50 PM  

ChipNASA: Fap?


you can try to fap, but your hands might stick together
 
2013-01-17 02:04:53 PM  
Mo' honey, mo' problems.
 
2013-01-17 02:07:24 PM  
Poor truck driver, it prolly really stung to lose his load.
 
2013-01-17 02:07:25 PM  
"Nature will do the rest." Oh suuure, just let nature clean it, it's not like it's not busy. It's not like it's busy or anything making bees to make honey just so those damn humans can harvest it and fark it up on the way to sell it to more humans and spill it all over those damn unnatural abominations they call "roads" that cut through nature's house anyway for those damned abominations they call "cars" that carry those humans' fatasses around so they get fatter on the way to buy some honey. Mother Nature ain't got time for that.
 
2013-01-17 02:07:54 PM  

ChipNASA: Fap?


As a kid in the 70's, you damn right I did...

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Inside the jacket cover...

NSFW

Still can't believe my parents had this album.
 
2013-01-17 02:08:40 PM  

DubtodaIll: "Nature will do the rest." Oh suuure, just let nature clean it, it's not like it's not busy. It's not like it's busy or anything making bees to make honey just so those damn humans can harvest it and fark it up on the way to sell it to more humans and spill it all over those damn unnatural abominations they call "roads" that cut through nature's house anyway for those damned abominations they call "cars" that carry those humans' fatasses around so they get fatter on the way to buy some honey. Mother Nature ain't got time for that.


You're seem to be honeycombed with issues.
 
2013-01-17 02:08:49 PM  
First you get the honey, then you get the money then you get the weeemen.
 
2013-01-17 02:10:43 PM  
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2013-01-17 02:14:00 PM  
Fark, I am disappoint.

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Now that's what she calls a sticky situation...
 
2013-01-17 02:14:25 PM  
I suppose the scene of the accident was a hive of activity as workers busily cleaned up that bit o' honey.
 
2013-01-17 02:15:49 PM  
http://www.theonion.com/video/vh1-reality-show-bus-crashes-in-californ ia-causing,14390/
 
2013-01-17 02:16:20 PM  
Printing this one out for our regional spokeswoman, she'll get a kick.
 
2013-01-17 02:17:14 PM  

jtotheroc: First you get the honey, then you get the money then you get the weeemen.


If you hurry, you can get your honey for nothing and your chicks for free.
 
2013-01-17 02:18:17 PM  
Sweet
 
2013-01-17 02:18:53 PM  
City on the Edge of Forever called.
 
2013-01-17 02:20:06 PM  
Imagine if this was summertime. It would be like that jungle scene out of the fourth Indy movie.
 
2013-01-17 02:20:37 PM  
I guess a little kid would call this a "Honey Boo-Boo".
 
2013-01-17 02:21:33 PM  
Outraged:

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2013-01-17 02:22:33 PM  
Sounds like a real...(suglasses off)...Homey Boo-Boo/

/I'll leave now.
 
2013-01-17 02:22:44 PM  

Boudyro: I guess a little kid would call this a "Honey Boo-Boo".


Bad puns should be BANNED!
 
2013-01-17 02:23:55 PM  
beaten to the reference & a spelling mistake to boot.

/shamed
 
2013-01-17 02:24:55 PM  

johnperkins: Fark, I am disappoint.

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Now that's what she calls a sticky situation...


I viewed this discussion in search of the reference that you have posted.

/I will now have ice cream.
 
2013-01-17 02:25:46 PM  

cleveoh: Sounds like a real...(suglasses off)...Homey Boo-Boo/

/I'll leave now.


BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL HONEY! homey.
 
2013-01-17 02:27:01 PM  

show me: Boudyro: I guess a little kid would call this a "Honey Boo-Boo".

Bad puns should be BANNED!


What are you? The Queen Bee of this thread?


cleveoh: beaten to the reference & a spelling mistake to boot.

/shamed


I like yours too. Even if the spelling error stings your pride.
 
2013-01-17 02:27:37 PM  
OH BOTHER
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2013-01-17 02:28:45 PM  
I could smell it from the office this morning.
It smelled like...breakfast.
 
2013-01-17 02:29:29 PM  

ChipNASA: OH BOTHER
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Oh Bother.
 
2013-01-17 02:29:57 PM  

carnifex2005: Still can't believe my parents had this album.


That inset picture is the funniest thing i've seen all day. Who knew Hadji ended up in Ohio?
 
2013-01-17 02:30:56 PM  
Hopefully they directed traffic, else the cars will start pollen up.
 
2013-01-17 02:31:10 PM  

Boudyro: ChipNASA: OH BOTHER
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Oh Bother.


Arg can't farking read. I blame the hot girl.
 
2013-01-17 02:32:00 PM  

ChipNASA: cleveoh: Sounds like a real...(suglasses off)...Homey Boo-Boo/

/I'll leave now.

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL HONEY! homey.


www.morethings.com

Honey don't play dat
 
2013-01-17 02:32:35 PM  
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That's a lotta doooooough
 
2013-01-17 02:34:39 PM  
Wait for the follow-up story:

Bee Stings in Cincinnati Jump 348%
 
2013-01-17 02:36:47 PM  

johnperkins: Fark, I am disappoint.

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Now that's what she calls a sticky situation...



/How ya like us now?
 
2013-01-17 02:40:47 PM  

Gunny Walker: johnperkins: Fark, I am disappoint.

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Now that's what she calls a sticky situation...


/How ya like us now?


show me: City on the Edge of Forever called.

 
Bf+
2013-01-17 02:41:35 PM  
Now that's what I call a... ah nevermind.
 
2013-01-17 02:43:53 PM  
Unavailable for comment:

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2013-01-17 02:47:25 PM  

Boudyro: show me: Boudyro: I guess a little kid would call this a "Honey Boo-Boo".

Bad puns should be BANNED!

What are you? The Queen Bee of this thread?


cleveoh: beaten to the reference & a spelling mistake to boot.

/shamed

I like yours too. Even if the spelling error stings your pride.


You can stop now.
 
2013-01-17 02:48:22 PM  

blottoman: Unavailable for comment:

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POOHKKAKE?!?!?!?? {:-D

 
2013-01-17 02:52:34 PM  

ChipNASA: OH BOTHER
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How embearassing!
 
2013-01-17 02:53:40 PM  
Watching Oaktown 357's Honey video
 
2013-01-17 02:55:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Boudyro: show me: Boudyro: I guess a little kid would call this a "Honey Boo-Boo".

Bad puns should be BANNED!

What are you? The Queen Bee of this thread?


cleveoh: beaten to the reference & a spelling mistake to boot.

/shamed

I like yours too. Even if the spelling error stings your pride.

You can stop now.


Ya, I think I'm tapped out. Everything else I'm orangeing just doesn't seem to clover it anymore.

Braxellensis' is better than all of mine anyway.
 
2013-01-17 02:59:22 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
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