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2013-01-17 01:05:32 PM  
butt chug!
 
2013-01-17 01:11:39 PM  
That was fantastic.
 
2013-01-17 01:20:04 PM  

PowerSlacker: butt chug!


Yeah, that was pretty sweet.
 
2013-01-17 01:58:08 PM  
Butt chugging with leprechauns will take you down a dark road.
 
rka
2013-01-17 02:01:38 PM  
I like how he is portrayed as a Chinese dude with a paunch.
 
2013-01-17 02:02:22 PM  
images.sportsline.com I have no comment!
 
2013-01-17 02:06:03 PM  
this has to be one of there greatest things I have ever seen.
 
2013-01-17 02:08:50 PM  
This douchebag was still claiming his girlfriend had died of cancer two days after supposedly learning that he was duped and the girl was alive. Hope this destroys his NFL career.
 
2013-01-17 02:10:05 PM  
I saw this, and the butt chugging...

Yeah, I lost it.  My staff was wondering what happened to me, because I never smile in the office.
 
2013-01-17 02:15:20 PM  
It's scary that this story almost makes more sense to me in Taiwanese than it does in English.
 
2013-01-17 02:15:48 PM  
Oprah has been cussing, spitting and inhaling bags of potato chips all day long.

Two weeks building up the show interviewing whatshisname and she gets bumped on show day by a fake girlfriend.
 
2013-01-17 02:19:49 PM  
"The New York Times -- they report, we decide"
 
2013-01-17 02:21:33 PM  
Are you as confused as I am?
More so!
 
2013-01-17 02:22:26 PM  

FinFangFark: because I never smile in the office.


You sound fun to work for
 
2013-01-17 02:23:05 PM  

abhorrent1: FinFangFark: because I never smile in the office.

You sound fun to work for


It was a joke.  Relax.

No get back to work.
 
2013-01-17 02:25:49 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: This douchebag was still claiming his girlfriend had died of cancer two days after supposedly learning that he was duped and the girl was alive. Hope this destroys his NFL career.


He wasn't duped. He was in on it. He perpetuated it. Any other explanation doesn't add up.

Also, someone last night asked me to explain the situation to them. I really wish I'd had this video last night because it took me 20 minutes of stammering around before I got the story out.
 
2013-01-17 02:26:55 PM  

babysealclubber: Butt chugging with leprechauns will take you down a dark road.


Leprechaun: Back 2 the Hood?
 
2013-01-17 02:33:47 PM  
Taiwan? Hell, it's halfway to the gamma quadrant.
www.memecreator.org
 
2013-01-17 02:36:22 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com

This is the most hilarious scandal in the history of college sports. XD
 
2013-01-17 02:36:43 PM  
He's even being heckled in Chinese.

/"y u no do dick joke?"
 
2013-01-17 02:49:20 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: This douchebag was still claiming his girlfriend had died of cancer two days after supposedly learning that he was duped and the girl was alive. Hope this destroys his NFL career.


...why?
 
2013-01-17 02:49:38 PM  
Notre Dame's actual dead girl continues to go unreported.
 
2013-01-17 02:59:16 PM  

EyeballKid: Notre Dame's actual dead girl continues to go unreported.


Someone raped like a champion that day.
 
2013-01-17 03:00:53 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 03:01:27 PM  
Perhaps Manti is gay, and this is/was his cover
 
2013-01-17 03:05:48 PM  

Raging Whore Moans: Perhaps Manti is gay, and this is/was his cover


Wow. Haven't heard that before. That's mindblowing.
 
2013-01-17 03:06:48 PM  

Raging Whore Moans: Perhaps Manti is gay raped Lizzy Seeberg, and this is/was his cover


/ftfy
 
2013-01-17 03:10:31 PM  

EyeballKid: Notre Dame's actual dead girl continues to go unreported.


Yes, I am sure the Athletic Department has hired an outside investigative firm to get right to the bottom of that.
 
2013-01-17 03:11:32 PM  
His name is T'eo and he dances with his hand
 
2013-01-17 03:11:45 PM  
And here I thought the hoax was Notre Dame's appearance in the BCS Championship game.
 
2013-01-17 03:18:46 PM  

Nabb1: EyeballKid: Notre Dame's actual dead girl continues to go unreported.

Yes, I am sure the Athletic Department has hired an outside investigative firm to get right to the bottom of that.


Of course. When I think "immediately acting on accusations to find and punish the perpetrator," the Catholic Church comes to mind.
 
2013-01-17 03:21:33 PM  
But did Hitler find out about it yet?
 
2013-01-17 03:25:14 PM  
I love how, according to the Sportsnation poll, everyone thinks he was in on the hoax except for Hawaii & Utah. And even they are just saying "wait for more details", not "he was the victim."

/Wyoming and Vermont say that at the moment too
//but really, who cares about them
///slashies come in threes
 
2013-01-17 03:27:38 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: This douchebag was still claiming his girlfriend had died of cancer two days after supposedly learning that he was duped and the girl was alive. Hope this destroys his NFL career.


Eh, as Jezebel put it, "Te'o's story is unmistakably bizarre, but he's not a horrible person." There are many honest-to-goodness horrible people in the NFL. If GMs are deterred from drafting Te'o early I hope my team snatches him right up in the late first round.
 
2013-01-17 03:31:29 PM  

funk_soul_bubby: But did Hitler find out about it yet?


There's one or two out there already. Nothing with a butt-chugging Mormon, though.
 
2013-01-17 03:33:11 PM  
My question is this:

What kind of fiasco would this have been if he had actually WON the Heisman?
 
2013-01-17 03:34:01 PM  

Super Chronic: Popcorn Johnny: This douchebag was still claiming his girlfriend had died of cancer two days after supposedly learning that he was duped and the girl was alive. Hope this destroys his NFL career.

Eh, as Jezebel put it, "Te'o's story is unmistakably bizarre, but he's not a horrible person." There are many honest-to-goodness horrible people in the NFL. If GMs are deterred from drafting Te'o early I hope my team snatches him right up in the late first round.


This reminds me of Najeh Davenport shiatting in that chick's laundry basket.
 
2013-01-17 03:37:29 PM  
But he can play football well, so move along........
 
2013-01-17 03:38:35 PM  
I love how butthurt all the news media outlets are because they were tricked. I wonder how far he is going to fall in the draft because of this
 
2013-01-17 03:39:45 PM  

apoptotic: It's scary that this story almost makes more sense to me in Taiwanese than it does in English.


I was thinking the same thing. For all the crazy animation, the story kinda makes sense when they tell it.
 
2013-01-17 03:42:39 PM  

gameshowhost: Super Chronic: Popcorn Johnny: This douchebag was still claiming his girlfriend had died of cancer two days after supposedly learning that he was duped and the girl was alive. Hope this destroys his NFL career.

Eh, as Jezebel put it, "Te'o's story is unmistakably bizarre, but he's not a horrible person." There are many honest-to-goodness horrible people in the NFL. If GMs are deterred from drafting Te'o early I hope my team snatches him right up in the late first round.

This reminds me of Najeh Davenport shiatting in that chick's laundry basket.


At least he didn't make the turd up.
 
2013-01-17 03:46:44 PM  

CipollinaFan: I love how butthurt all the news media outlets are because they were tricked. I wonder how far he is going to fall in the draft because of this


And what did Deadspin do to figure it all out? Basic research. News media outlets should be mad at themselves for not bothering to google a f'ing car crash. That should've been Clue #1.

I don't know how this will affect the draft. Some teams may shy away because they don't want the drama. The funny thing is, he would've been just fine without the fake dead girlfriend. His football would've spoken for itself. Now potential teams could be thinking, "What is wrong with this guy?"
 
2013-01-17 03:49:25 PM  

netweavr: Popcorn Johnny: This douchebag was still claiming his girlfriend had died of cancer two days after supposedly learning that he was duped and the girl was alive. Hope this destroys his NFL career.

...why?


BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST TUG AT MY HEARTSTRINGS LIKE THAT WITHOUT BEING SEVERELY PUNISHED!

Seriously, I followed his story everyday, usually it was the first thing I read about when I got out of bed each morning. What a rollercoaster of emotion... the pain and suffering that he must've might've gone through, I literally cried my own tears of empathy with him. And to lead his team to the championship, I don't think I've ever seen such a moving, inspirational possible story like that in my entire life. Can you imagine the torment he maybe went through?!? And now it's ALL FAKE?!? Just rip my heart out and sh*t on it, Teo! He must be banished to the darkest rung of hell for putting my hormones on such a high-octane thrill ride like that. I feel so bewildered and betrayed...
 
2013-01-17 04:01:33 PM  

DeltaPunch: netweavr: Popcorn Johnny: This douchebag was still claiming his girlfriend had died of cancer two days after supposedly learning that he was duped and the girl was alive. Hope this destroys his NFL career.

...why?

BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST TUG AT MY HEARTSTRINGS LIKE THAT WITHOUT BEING SEVERELY PUNISHED!

Seriously, I followed his story everyday, usually it was the first thing I read about when I got out of bed each morning. What a rollercoaster of emotion... the pain and suffering that he must've might've gone through, I literally cried my own tears of empathy with him. And to lead his team to the championship, I don't think I've ever seen such a moving, inspirational possible story like that in my entire life. Can you imagine the torment he maybe went through?!? And now it's ALL FAKE?!? Just rip my heart out and sh*t on it, Teo! He must be banished to the darkest rung of hell for putting my hormones on such a high-octane thrill ride like that. I feel so bewildered and betrayed...


Yeah, and take away his beer bonging butt chugging leprechauns too for good measure, that'll learn him.
 
2013-01-17 04:03:30 PM  

CipollinaFan: I love how butthurt all the news media outlets are because they were tricked. I wonder how far he is going to fall in the draft because of this


I heard radio speculation (admittedly meaningless) that he'd fall from the top 6 to the upper 20s. That could mean he's still on the board when the Ravens pick and prior to this he was being sold as "the next Ray Lewis."
 
2013-01-17 04:04:07 PM  

Di Atribe: CipollinaFan: I love how butthurt all the news media outlets are because they were tricked. I wonder how far he is going to fall in the draft because of this

And what did Deadspin do to figure it all out? Basic research. News media outlets should be mad at themselves for not bothering to google a f'ing car crash. That should've been Clue #1.

I don't know how this will affect the draft. Some teams may shy away because they don't want the drama. The funny thing is, he would've been just fine without the fake dead girlfriend. His football would've spoken for itself. Now potential teams could be thinking, "What is wrong with this guy?"


Can't imagine a team taking a chance on him, especially after the terrible performance in the national title game.
 
2013-01-17 04:04:59 PM  

Triumph: CipollinaFan: I love how butthurt all the news media outlets are because they were tricked. I wonder how far he is going to fall in the draft because of this

I heard radio speculation (admittedly meaningless) that he'd fall from the top 6 to the upper 20s. That could mean he's still on the board when the Ravens pick and prior to this he was being sold as "the next Ray Lewis."


Which, as a MLB, if he fell to the Texans, I wouldn't mind them taking him.   I mean, he still can play football.  The hammering (pun intended) about this story is just great fun, because it's worthy of ribbing, but he's a damn good linebacker.
 
2013-01-17 04:05:46 PM  
What really happened


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2013-01-17 04:06:22 PM  

myspamhere: But he can play football well, so move along........


Don't think anyone is moving on with this story.
 
2013-01-17 04:06:40 PM  
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