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(Newser)   "What it's like to film a sex scene with Lindsay Lohan"   (newser.com) divider line 35
    More: Amusing, Lindsay Lohan, James Deen, sex scenes, Playboy  
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2013-01-17 02:11:02 PM  
12 votes:
That was much more polite than saying she smelled like low tide, cigarettes, and Jim Beam and the scene took 17 takes because she kept farting.
2013-01-17 03:12:01 PM  
8 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-17 02:17:00 PM  
7 votes:
I suspect it's akin to base jumping into a canyon filled with rotting salmon heads and Tareyton butts.
2013-01-17 01:55:26 PM  
6 votes:
Here, I'll give you a hint!

www.czc.hokudai.ac.jp
2013-01-17 03:32:40 PM  
5 votes:
underscoopfire.com
2013-01-17 02:58:58 PM  
5 votes:

BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!


Really? Where did you think Justin Beiber, Chad Kroeger and Celine Dion were created?
2013-01-17 02:06:46 PM  
5 votes:
I imagining it's a lot like frotteurism with a nicotine stained leather couch.
2013-01-17 04:33:49 PM  
4 votes:
first ya lay down a good cloud of raid o'er the bed, then you break out the 3 mil plastic sheeting and lay that down, and you don't wanna go cheap her, nah, cause anything less then 3 mil and things can crawl through. next you apply 2 latex condoms to your knob, and saran wrap your testicles after you shave em bald. finally you apply a good can of disinfectant to your nether regions to protect what remaining exposed skin you have.

now as you approach her exposed nether regions you whip out a pump sprayer and make sure to get some ddt down deep in her crevices, finally you cram your double wrapped wrapped self into your shame cave, and hope that you can make the scene before things get itchy.
2013-01-17 02:44:14 PM  
4 votes:
heidicullinan.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-17 03:29:24 PM  
3 votes:
t3.gstatic.com
2013-01-17 03:03:36 PM  
3 votes:
My guess is it would be like changing a flat tire on the side of a busy highway. Sort of a nerve wracking experience, trying to be quick but careful and end up covered in grease that takes a boiling hot 40 minute shower to even begin the cleaning process.
2013-01-17 02:40:56 PM  
3 votes:
images.buddytv.com

She is gross and I would not enjoy having relations with her.
ecl
2013-01-17 08:12:37 PM  
2 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: kuzo: I'd imagine it looked something like this
[i1.kym-cdn.com image 680x313]

no..it should be at LEAST $25....

what a stupid ad


Why is she paying that guy to drill her?
2013-01-17 07:48:26 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Haliburton Cummings: kuzo: I'd imagine it looked something like this
[i1.kym-cdn.com image 680x313]

no..it should be at LEAST $25....

what a stupid ad

Having sex with a lumberjack in a chicken coop isn't normal...


Speak for yourself...
2013-01-17 04:16:14 PM  
2 votes:
Not with Bea Arthur's dick.
2013-01-17 03:28:05 PM  
2 votes:
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
slathers Vaseline on lens*
Light is not your friend.
2013-01-17 03:15:05 PM  
2 votes:
anongallery.org
2013-01-17 03:04:23 PM  
2 votes:

nursedude: BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!

Really? Where did you think Justin Beiber, Chad Kroeger and Celine Dion were created?


www.freecdtracts.com
2013-01-17 02:50:19 PM  
2 votes:

BronyMedic: Here, I'll give you a hint!

[www.czc.hokudai.ac.jp image 400x578]


Oddly enough, I'd also take the same precaution to sleep with any woman from Winnipeg.

/ducks
2013-01-17 02:50:18 PM  
2 votes:
Fine. I'll do it...

i31.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 10:14:36 PM  
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: kuzo: I'd imagine it looked something like this
[i1.kym-cdn.com image 680x313]

no..it should be at LEAST $25....

what a stupid ad

 DAD! youre crushing my smokes!!!
2013-01-17 07:58:36 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure her snatch reached a point where it was disgusted by her behavior, and jumped off her body to move to Mexico, where it spends the days sunning on the beach and nights as a luchadore known across South America as "El Cocaina Puta Grande", leaving Lohan genderless, like a Barbie doll version of that nasty chick you met on public transportation who smells like an ashtray in a biker bar.
2013-01-17 07:47:52 PM  
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: kuzo: I'd imagine it looked something like this
[i1.kym-cdn.com image 680x313]

no..it should be at LEAST $25....

what a stupid ad


Having sex with a lumberjack in a chicken coop isn't normal...
2013-01-17 06:01:54 PM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: Wait, James Deen is doing a film that isn't outright pornography?

That's... actually way more shocking than whatever the fark the article is actually trying to talk about. I mean, that dude's done so much porn that I actually know his stage name offhand when he's not female. That's a lot of damned porn.


The Hedgehog is jealous.

That dude does bang some fine ass.
2013-01-17 06:00:22 PM  
1 votes:
t1.gstatic.com
2013-01-17 05:46:11 PM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: I mean, that dude's done so much porn that I actually know his stage name offhand when he's not female.


What about when he is?
2013-01-17 05:34:40 PM  
1 votes:
Wait, James Deen is doing a film that isn't outright pornography?

That's... actually way more shocking than whatever the fark the article is actually trying to talk about. I mean, that dude's done so much porn that I actually know his stage name offhand when he's not female. That's a lot of damned porn.
2013-01-17 05:28:07 PM  
1 votes:

Kelvron: First sex scene? Have these people forgotten Machete?


That wasn't her, it was a total body double hence the masks or whatever they had on.

I would like to see a real sex scene with Deen and her, that would be much better. He can teach that biatch some manners and humble her up a little bit.
2013-01-17 05:02:14 PM  
1 votes:
captainkirk.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-17 03:58:24 PM  
1 votes:
Click that link?
www.roflcat.com
2013-01-17 03:46:18 PM  
1 votes:
I'd imagine it looked something like this
i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-01-17 03:44:37 PM  
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: The gal on the left is older. Kids, don't do drugs.

[i.imgur.com image 639x399]


your other left?
2013-01-17 03:01:12 PM  
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


God, that woman is so crazy, she should hook up with my ex. They're perfect for each other. Maybe she could drive him to suicide.
2013-01-17 02:31:54 PM  
1 votes:
Just hire a hooker and install a hidden camera. It's basically the same experience.
2013-01-17 02:00:56 PM  
1 votes:
Eleven words I never EVER wanted to see arranged in that order...
 
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