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(Newser)   "What it's like to film a sex scene with Lindsay Lohan"   (newser.com) divider line 131
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2013-01-17 03:50:56 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t


Based on the on set stories I've heard I'm sure he was too pissed off to bother. The man's slept with at least 50-100 women better looking than Lindsay.

Am I the only one really looking forward to this movie? I don't think the acting is going to be all around stellar (supposedly Deen actually has his moments) but I think this could be a bold step forward in finally breaking down the barrier between porn and cinema. If we ever want to progress sexually as a society we need "porn" to stop being labelled smut. If this movie does well porn performers (Deen is a "pornstar" but that word has nearly lost all meaning) may break into roles beyond their standard fare, forcing them far enough into the mainstream that we can freely talk about their work. This means we can freely talk about porn, which means porn won't be this closeted, nasty filth it is in North America but simply a part of our culture. Once we stop hiding our "moral ills" we may be able to resolve a whole range of issues from poor sexual enlightenment to sexual abuse, the sex slavery trade and prostitution.

/VOTE GSMSR for Premier of Ontario
//I promise boobies
 
2013-01-17 03:52:28 PM  
Now if this was pre train wreck Lindsey yes please!
 
2013-01-17 03:52:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-17 03:53:25 PM  

ukexpat: Rule 1: Stop when it begins to burn.


you mean when her car door opens?
 
2013-01-17 03:56:08 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


Wow, that is ten kinds of f*cked up. And it's really saying something when James Deen - a porn star - seems to be by far the most stable and reliable person on set.
 
2013-01-17 03:58:24 PM  
Click that link?
www.roflcat.com
 
2013-01-17 03:59:06 PM  
The sad fact is that LL is going to have to hit rock bottom before she turns herself around. My guess is that she'll end up doing some escorting for very rich guys who just like the idea of nailing a once-famous actress.
 
2013-01-17 04:03:11 PM  

farkeruk: The sad fact is that LL is going to have to hit rock bottom before she turns herself around. My guess is that she'll end up doing some escorting for very rich guys who just like the idea of nailing a once-famous actress.


She's already doing that
 
2013-01-17 04:12:23 PM  
STOP EMPLOYING HER.

jesus.
 
2013-01-17 04:13:04 PM  
@fakeruk, been holed up in London as a *cough* guest of a Brunei royal...this girl just doesn't give a shiat at this point
 
2013-01-17 04:13:07 PM  
I must have read the wrong article.  I did not read phrases like, "deep ever-lasting shame," or "memories I will have to relive until granted the sweet release of death".
 
2013-01-17 04:13:57 PM  
Thank you Paris Hilton.
 
2013-01-17 04:16:14 PM  
Not with Bea Arthur's dick.
 
2013-01-17 04:16:30 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t

Based on the on set stories I've heard I'm sure he was too pissed off to bother. The man's slept with weasel banged at least 50-100 women better looking than Lindsay.


FTFY
 
2013-01-17 04:20:25 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


Dear lord, why does anyone hire her?Half way through the article I wanted to fire the nutjob.
 
2013-01-17 04:22:09 PM  
This is the full interview Newser was plagiarizing quoting from.
Link
 
2013-01-17 04:22:50 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.

Dear lord, why does anyone hire her?Half way through the article I wanted to fire the nutjob.


Because people will watch this movie just to see her in a four-way.
 
2013-01-17 04:25:03 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.

Dear lord, why does anyone hire her?Half way through the article I wanted to fire the nutjob.


i guess cause she's famous and the movie sounds like a real stinker anyways.

/ but... she's not a good actress. like, she's really terrible. i thought she pretty much ruined that altman film
 
2013-01-17 04:25:04 PM  
I would imagine it's quite taxing physically, what with the grasping and straining to hold on to the sides while trying to not get sucked into the cavernous chasm that is Lohan's gaping cooch...
 
2013-01-17 04:26:43 PM  
this is where one of my favorite farkers would post. "to disinfect"
 
2013-01-17 04:30:48 PM  

ristst: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t

Based on the on set stories I've heard I'm sure he was too pissed off to bother. The man's slept with weasel banged at least 50-100 women better looking than Lindsay.

FTFY


He's nailed my dream girl twice. i'm just trying to romanticize it.

/lucky bugger
//lucky to bugger her
///third
 
2013-01-17 04:31:36 PM  
I like this part of the interview:


Lastly, we're in the midst of film awards season. What Oscar-bait movie do you think would make the best porn parody?

Well, the patriot in me says take the Bin Laden film [Zero Dark Thirty] and turn it into a gay porn in protest of 9/11. "You terrorize and kill thousands of innocent Americans? Well, we'll do the most offensive thing possible to you. Take that! And ... there's bacon in it!"
 
2013-01-17 04:33:23 PM  

BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!


the bad new is, that is Bill Murray in the suit.
 
2013-01-17 04:33:49 PM  
first ya lay down a good cloud of raid o'er the bed, then you break out the 3 mil plastic sheeting and lay that down, and you don't wanna go cheap her, nah, cause anything less then 3 mil and things can crawl through. next you apply 2 latex condoms to your knob, and saran wrap your testicles after you shave em bald. finally you apply a good can of disinfectant to your nether regions to protect what remaining exposed skin you have.

now as you approach her exposed nether regions you whip out a pump sprayer and make sure to get some ddt down deep in her crevices, finally you cram your double wrapped wrapped self into your shame cave, and hope that you can make the scene before things get itchy.
 
2013-01-17 04:34:40 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


Read that article last week. It's much better than the linked one. Here response to when the director shows Deen how to throw her to the ground was actually much better, and more disturbing, than the way it was quoted in TFA.
 
2013-01-17 04:35:08 PM  

Ant: Ah, slut shaming. What fun. Hooray for misogyny!


Except that this is an ACTUAL slut who has shamed herself far more often than any misogynist might, you're right. C'mon, this is a public figure known for promiscuity and drug abuse, we're not talking a girl who likes to have fun and shows up to work on time the next day in the same clothes getting the 'walk of shame' looks.

www.adventuresinpoortaste.com

Lohan 2010
topnews.in

Lohan 2013
veja4.abrilm.com.br
/you'd hit it
 
2013-01-17 04:39:55 PM  

Brainsick: Lohan 2013


Gah I hate Hollywood duck lips!
 
2013-01-17 04:41:42 PM  
HAZMAT has to be on stand-by.
 
2013-01-17 04:46:18 PM  

handgimp: I like this part of the interview:


Lastly, we're in the midst of film awards season. What Oscar-bait movie do you think would make the best porn parody?

Well, the patriot in me says take the Bin Laden film [Zero Dark Thirty] and turn it into a gay porn in protest of 9/11. "You terrorize and kill thousands of innocent Americans? Well, we'll do the most offensive thing possible to you. Take that! And ... there's bacon in it!"


You could make it a lesbian porn. Zero Dicks Thirty Chicks.
 
2013-01-17 04:46:31 PM  
We need to make sure she has access to this thread, and all others.
Why hasn't anyone bought her a TF yet?
Why?
 
2013-01-17 04:47:58 PM  

Ant: Ah, slut shaming. What fun. Hooray for misogyny!


Because nobody made the same jokes about Charlie Sheen?
 
2013-01-17 04:49:05 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Based on the on set stories I've heard I'm sure he was too pissed off to bother. The man's slept with at least 50-100 women better looking than Lindsay.


Wow, that was a long, sad read. This Schrader and Lohan sound pathetic and made for one another.

I loved the bit about the crew having lunch with Deen
 
2013-01-17 04:53:18 PM  

vudukungfu: We need to make sure she has access to this thread, and all others.
Why hasn't anyone bought her a TF yet?
Why?


why, we have Jorie, do you think she'd be better then Jorie?
 
2013-01-17 05:02:14 PM  
captainkirk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 05:06:55 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: He's nailed my dream girl twice. i'm just trying to romanticize it.


And that is...?
 
2013-01-17 05:12:30 PM  
LiLo is a certifiable train wreck but I still feel sorry for her. I don't believe there is enough therapy in the world to help her; she is this generation's Judy Garland.
 
2013-01-17 05:12:46 PM  
First sex scene? Have these people forgotten Machete?
 
2013-01-17 05:14:20 PM  
I imagine it would be like jerking off in a Manila bakery with a leaky roof during a rainstorm.

Kinda yeasty.
 
2013-01-17 05:16:14 PM  

vudukungfu: this is where one of my favorite farkers would post. "to disinfect"


I didn't get their posting til just recently and holy shiat it's just perfect.

DarkPascual: Because nobody made the same jokes about Charlie Sheen?


Or any other celebrity that's basically famous for being a walking train wreck. It's not about gender,it's about someone going down the rabbit hole and never coming back or coming back obviously farked up while being shoved in front of millions of people.
 
2013-01-17 05:23:52 PM  

loonatic112358: first ya lay down a good cloud of raid o'er the bed, then you break out the 3 mil plastic sheeting and lay that down, and you don't wanna go cheap her, nah, cause anything less then 3 mil and things can crawl through. next you apply 2 latex condoms to your knob, and saran wrap your testicles after you shave em bald. finally you apply a good can of disinfectant to your nether regions to protect what remaining exposed skin you have.

now as you approach her exposed nether regions you whip out a pump sprayer and make sure to get some ddt down deep in her crevices, finally you cram your double wrapped wrapped self into your shame cave, and hope that you can make the scene before things get itchy.


+1
 
2013-01-17 05:28:07 PM  

Kelvron: First sex scene? Have these people forgotten Machete?


That wasn't her, it was a total body double hence the masks or whatever they had on.

I would like to see a real sex scene with Deen and her, that would be much better. He can teach that biatch some manners and humble her up a little bit.
 
2013-01-17 05:32:01 PM  
I dont care. I would still hit it.
 
2013-01-17 05:32:02 PM  

Kelvron: First sex scene? Have these people forgotten Machete?


Many sources say it was a body double in most of the nude scenes in Machete. Also, Alba's ass was added with CGI.

LINK
 
2013-01-17 05:34:40 PM  
Wait, James Deen is doing a film that isn't outright pornography?

That's... actually way more shocking than whatever the fark the article is actually trying to talk about. I mean, that dude's done so much porn that I actually know his stage name offhand when he's not female. That's a lot of damned porn.
 
2013-01-17 05:42:54 PM  

Brainsick: Ant: Ah, slut shaming. What fun. Hooray for misogyny!

Except that this is an ACTUAL slut who has shamed herself far more often than any misogynist might, you're right. C'mon, this is a public figure known for promiscuity and drug abuse, we're not talking a girl who likes to have fun and shows up to work on time the next day in the same clothes getting the 'walk of shame' looks.

[www.adventuresinpoortaste.com image 400x298]

Lohan 2010
[topnews.in image 260x194]

Lohan 2013
[veja4.abrilm.com.br image 597x336]
/you'd hit it

I think you did it. Yep she is on her way over, right now. Prepare for sex. Lucky dog, you.
 
2013-01-17 05:45:39 PM  

Shazam999: I wonder if it smells like yogurt or bleu cheese.


I'd dip my wang in it, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-01-17 05:46:11 PM  

Jim_Callahan: I mean, that dude's done so much porn that I actually know his stage name offhand when he's not female.


What about when he is?
 
2013-01-17 05:51:08 PM  

Rent Party: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


I hate you so hard. I love that movie and somehow never connected the dots that the Brain Bug has a vagina for a face.

/IT'S AFRAID!
 
2013-01-17 06:00:22 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-17 06:01:13 PM  
There was a time . . .

www.hdfondos.com
 
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