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(Newser)   "What it's like to film a sex scene with Lindsay Lohan"   (newser.com) divider line 131
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2013-01-17 01:55:26 PM
Here, I'll give you a hint!

www.czc.hokudai.ac.jp
 
2013-01-17 01:56:01 PM
On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!
 
2013-01-17 02:00:56 PM
Eleven words I never EVER wanted to see arranged in that order...
 
2013-01-17 02:06:46 PM
I imagining it's a lot like frotteurism with a nicotine stained leather couch.
 
2013-01-17 02:11:02 PM
That was much more polite than saying she smelled like low tide, cigarettes, and Jim Beam and the scene took 17 takes because she kept farting.
 
2013-01-17 02:17:00 PM
I suspect it's akin to base jumping into a canyon filled with rotting salmon heads and Tareyton butts.
 
2013-01-17 02:31:54 PM
Just hire a hooker and install a hidden camera. It's basically the same experience.
 
2013-01-17 02:37:27 PM
Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.
 
2013-01-17 02:37:53 PM
I wonder if it smells like yogurt or bleu cheese.
 
2013-01-17 02:40:56 PM
images.buddytv.com

She is gross and I would not enjoy having relations with her.
 
2013-01-17 02:41:24 PM

Shazam999: I wonder if it smells like yogurt or bleu cheese.


This made me barfy :-(
 
2013-01-17 02:44:01 PM
Hot!

That thin layer of latex they coat you with before shooting really holds in the heat and moisture.
 
2013-01-17 02:44:14 PM
heidicullinan.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 02:46:43 PM
So, this other day, I was drunk and was lying on the railroad.

A train came and hit me.

Does that give ma first hand experience?
 
2013-01-17 02:50:18 PM
Fine. I'll do it...

i31.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 02:50:19 PM

BronyMedic: Here, I'll give you a hint!

[www.czc.hokudai.ac.jp image 400x578]


Oddly enough, I'd also take the same precaution to sleep with any woman from Winnipeg.

/ducks
 
2013-01-17 02:52:07 PM
Lohan is cast in this movie not for her acting skills, but for the free publicity her trainwreck existence brings. It's a low budget soft skin flick - they need all the help they can get. So her insanity is of value, and therefore not only tolerated but encouraged.

Srsly, would we have even heard of this film if not for her shenanigans?
 
2013-01-17 02:53:48 PM
Her behavior indicated that she just needed some nose candy to loosen up a bit.
 
2013-01-17 02:55:14 PM
That dive bar cleaning solution smell. It's like half ammonia and half Jagermeister.
 
2013-01-17 02:57:31 PM
Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t
 
2013-01-17 02:57:59 PM

namegoeshere: Lohan is cast in this movie not for her acting skills, but for the free publicity her trainwreck existence brings. It's a low budget soft skin flick - they need all the help they can get. So her insanity is of value, and therefore not only tolerated but encouraged.

Srsly, would we have even heard of this film if not for her shenanigans?


Yup. The director and Bret Easton Ellis - who helped finance the picture with their own money and through Kickstarter - must be hating all this free publicity.
 
2013-01-17 02:58:58 PM

BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!


Really? Where did you think Justin Beiber, Chad Kroeger and Celine Dion were created?
 
2013-01-17 03:01:12 PM

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


God, that woman is so crazy, she should hook up with my ex. They're perfect for each other. Maybe she could drive him to suicide.
 
2013-01-17 03:02:24 PM

nursedude: BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!

Really? Where did you think Justin Beiber, Chad Kroeger and Celine Dion were created?


Dont forget Bryan Adams
 
2013-01-17 03:03:36 PM
My guess is it would be like changing a flat tire on the side of a busy highway. Sort of a nerve wracking experience, trying to be quick but careful and end up covered in grease that takes a boiling hot 40 minute shower to even begin the cleaning process.
 
2013-01-17 03:04:23 PM

nursedude: BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!

Really? Where did you think Justin Beiber, Chad Kroeger and Celine Dion were created?


www.freecdtracts.com
 
2013-01-17 03:04:46 PM

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


"Well, I've got a lot of experience with that from my dad."--There's where my cringe turned into a near vomit. Wow.
 
2013-01-17 03:06:03 PM

Shazam999: I wonder if it smells like yogurt or bleu cheese.


I keep those in my fridge right next to the kimchi.
 
2013-01-17 03:11:26 PM
For someone who's posed in Playboy, Lindsay Lohan was surprisingly uncomfortable filming a four-way sex scene for The Canyons

Of course, because posing nude and having group sex are the same thing. They both involve things that Puritans would never do, therefore one equals the other, right?
 
2013-01-17 03:12:01 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-17 03:15:05 PM
anongallery.org
 
2013-01-17 03:17:27 PM

BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!


Yup it's in an area no one gives a rat's ass about so if anything gets out it's not a problem. Only about a 10-20 min drive from my house.
 
2013-01-17 03:21:34 PM
The gal on the left is older. Kids, don't do drugs.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-17 03:22:50 PM
Do not GIS cold fish with safe search off while at work.
 
2013-01-17 03:27:16 PM
Normally I would say I would do her, but it's starting to sound like she likes it rough and I don't do rough. Also I am beginning to suspect she has a few issues. I am not making judgments, but the charts don't lie...

cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2013-01-17 03:28:05 PM
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
slathers Vaseline on lens*
Light is not your friend.
 
2013-01-17 03:28:40 PM

Eats Kittens: BSL-4 Lab


I don't envy you in Winterpeg at this time of year.
 
2013-01-17 03:29:24 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-17 03:32:40 PM
underscoopfire.com
 
2013-01-17 03:34:32 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I suspect it's akin to base jumping into a canyon filled with rotting salmon heads and Tareyton butts.


new keyboard, etc.
 
2013-01-17 03:36:10 PM
Rule 1: Stop when it begins to burn.
 
2013-01-17 03:37:14 PM
Is it like directly cut-and-pasting a headline, and using lots of caps?
 
2013-01-17 03:42:47 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t


They both denied it when there were rumors about them hooking up...so I'm guessing he hit it.  Since he's filmed thousands of scenes, I'm sure it was pretty boring in comparison to someone like Stoya or Tori Black.
 
2013-01-17 03:44:08 PM

slayer199: They both denied it when there were rumors about them hooking up...so I'm guessing he hit it.  Since he's filmed thousands of scenes, I'm sure it was pretty boring in comparison to someone like Stoya or Tori Black.


Oh he hit just because he can. It was probably horrible but a good story for later.
 
2013-01-17 03:44:37 PM

Wellon Dowd: The gal on the left is older. Kids, don't do drugs.

[i.imgur.com image 639x399]


your other left?
 
Ant
2013-01-17 03:45:35 PM
Ah, slut shaming. What fun. Hooray for misogyny!
 
2013-01-17 03:46:14 PM
My guess is it would be like licking an ashtray and inserting my dick into a sewer clean-out. Except I wouldn't catch as many diseases from a sewer clean-out.

/ Gotta jump on the 'Lindsay, just do porn already' bandwagon.
 
2013-01-17 03:46:18 PM
I'd imagine it looked something like this
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-17 03:46:58 PM
Julia Roberts never did a topless scene.
 
2013-01-17 03:47:07 PM
Who would want to fark her? The stench of her coochie isn't as strong as the stench of her failure.
 
2013-01-17 03:50:56 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t


Based on the on set stories I've heard I'm sure he was too pissed off to bother. The man's slept with at least 50-100 women better looking than Lindsay.

Am I the only one really looking forward to this movie? I don't think the acting is going to be all around stellar (supposedly Deen actually has his moments) but I think this could be a bold step forward in finally breaking down the barrier between porn and cinema. If we ever want to progress sexually as a society we need "porn" to stop being labelled smut. If this movie does well porn performers (Deen is a "pornstar" but that word has nearly lost all meaning) may break into roles beyond their standard fare, forcing them far enough into the mainstream that we can freely talk about their work. This means we can freely talk about porn, which means porn won't be this closeted, nasty filth it is in North America but simply a part of our culture. Once we stop hiding our "moral ills" we may be able to resolve a whole range of issues from poor sexual enlightenment to sexual abuse, the sex slavery trade and prostitution.

/VOTE GSMSR for Premier of Ontario
//I promise boobies
 
2013-01-17 03:52:28 PM
Now if this was pre train wreck Lindsey yes please!
 
2013-01-17 03:52:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-17 03:53:25 PM

ukexpat: Rule 1: Stop when it begins to burn.


you mean when her car door opens?
 
2013-01-17 03:56:08 PM

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


Wow, that is ten kinds of f*cked up. And it's really saying something when James Deen - a porn star - seems to be by far the most stable and reliable person on set.
 
2013-01-17 03:58:24 PM
Click that link?
www.roflcat.com
 
2013-01-17 03:59:06 PM
The sad fact is that LL is going to have to hit rock bottom before she turns herself around. My guess is that she'll end up doing some escorting for very rich guys who just like the idea of nailing a once-famous actress.
 
2013-01-17 04:03:11 PM

farkeruk: The sad fact is that LL is going to have to hit rock bottom before she turns herself around. My guess is that she'll end up doing some escorting for very rich guys who just like the idea of nailing a once-famous actress.


She's already doing that
 
2013-01-17 04:12:23 PM
STOP EMPLOYING HER.

jesus.
 
2013-01-17 04:13:04 PM
@fakeruk, been holed up in London as a *cough* guest of a Brunei royal...this girl just doesn't give a shiat at this point
 
2013-01-17 04:13:07 PM
I must have read the wrong article.  I did not read phrases like, "deep ever-lasting shame," or "memories I will have to relive until granted the sweet release of death".
 
2013-01-17 04:13:57 PM
Thank you Paris Hilton.
 
2013-01-17 04:16:14 PM
Not with Bea Arthur's dick.
 
2013-01-17 04:16:30 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t

Based on the on set stories I've heard I'm sure he was too pissed off to bother. The man's slept with weasel banged at least 50-100 women better looking than Lindsay.


FTFY
 
2013-01-17 04:20:25 PM

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


Dear lord, why does anyone hire her?Half way through the article I wanted to fire the nutjob.
 
2013-01-17 04:22:09 PM
This is the full interview Newser was plagiarizing quoting from.
Link
 
2013-01-17 04:22:50 PM

Evil Mackerel: Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.

Dear lord, why does anyone hire her?Half way through the article I wanted to fire the nutjob.


Because people will watch this movie just to see her in a four-way.
 
2013-01-17 04:25:03 PM

Evil Mackerel: Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.

Dear lord, why does anyone hire her?Half way through the article I wanted to fire the nutjob.


i guess cause she's famous and the movie sounds like a real stinker anyways.

/ but... she's not a good actress. like, she's really terrible. i thought she pretty much ruined that altman film
 
2013-01-17 04:25:04 PM
I would imagine it's quite taxing physically, what with the grasping and straining to hold on to the sides while trying to not get sucked into the cavernous chasm that is Lohan's gaping cooch...
 
2013-01-17 04:26:43 PM
this is where one of my favorite farkers would post. "to disinfect"
 
2013-01-17 04:30:48 PM

ristst: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t

Based on the on set stories I've heard I'm sure he was too pissed off to bother. The man's slept with weasel banged at least 50-100 women better looking than Lindsay.

FTFY


He's nailed my dream girl twice. i'm just trying to romanticize it.

/lucky bugger
//lucky to bugger her
///third
 
2013-01-17 04:31:36 PM
I like this part of the interview:


Lastly, we're in the midst of film awards season. What Oscar-bait movie do you think would make the best porn parody?

Well, the patriot in me says take the Bin Laden film [Zero Dark Thirty] and turn it into a gay porn in protest of 9/11. "You terrorize and kill thousands of innocent Americans? Well, we'll do the most offensive thing possible to you. Take that! And ... there's bacon in it!"
 
2013-01-17 04:33:23 PM

BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!


the bad new is, that is Bill Murray in the suit.
 
2013-01-17 04:33:49 PM
first ya lay down a good cloud of raid o'er the bed, then you break out the 3 mil plastic sheeting and lay that down, and you don't wanna go cheap her, nah, cause anything less then 3 mil and things can crawl through. next you apply 2 latex condoms to your knob, and saran wrap your testicles after you shave em bald. finally you apply a good can of disinfectant to your nether regions to protect what remaining exposed skin you have.

now as you approach her exposed nether regions you whip out a pump sprayer and make sure to get some ddt down deep in her crevices, finally you cram your double wrapped wrapped self into your shame cave, and hope that you can make the scene before things get itchy.
 
2013-01-17 04:34:40 PM

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


Read that article last week. It's much better than the linked one. Here response to when the director shows Deen how to throw her to the ground was actually much better, and more disturbing, than the way it was quoted in TFA.
 
2013-01-17 04:35:08 PM

Ant: Ah, slut shaming. What fun. Hooray for misogyny!


Except that this is an ACTUAL slut who has shamed herself far more often than any misogynist might, you're right. C'mon, this is a public figure known for promiscuity and drug abuse, we're not talking a girl who likes to have fun and shows up to work on time the next day in the same clothes getting the 'walk of shame' looks.

www.adventuresinpoortaste.com

Lohan 2010
topnews.in

Lohan 2013
veja4.abrilm.com.br
/you'd hit it
 
2013-01-17 04:39:55 PM

Brainsick: Lohan 2013


Gah I hate Hollywood duck lips!
 
2013-01-17 04:41:42 PM
HAZMAT has to be on stand-by.
 
2013-01-17 04:46:18 PM

handgimp: I like this part of the interview:


Lastly, we're in the midst of film awards season. What Oscar-bait movie do you think would make the best porn parody?

Well, the patriot in me says take the Bin Laden film [Zero Dark Thirty] and turn it into a gay porn in protest of 9/11. "You terrorize and kill thousands of innocent Americans? Well, we'll do the most offensive thing possible to you. Take that! And ... there's bacon in it!"


You could make it a lesbian porn. Zero Dicks Thirty Chicks.
 
2013-01-17 04:46:31 PM
We need to make sure she has access to this thread, and all others.
Why hasn't anyone bought her a TF yet?
Why?
 
2013-01-17 04:47:58 PM

Ant: Ah, slut shaming. What fun. Hooray for misogyny!


Because nobody made the same jokes about Charlie Sheen?
 
2013-01-17 04:49:05 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Based on the on set stories I've heard I'm sure he was too pissed off to bother. The man's slept with at least 50-100 women better looking than Lindsay.


Wow, that was a long, sad read. This Schrader and Lohan sound pathetic and made for one another.

I loved the bit about the crew having lunch with Deen
 
2013-01-17 04:53:18 PM

vudukungfu: We need to make sure she has access to this thread, and all others.
Why hasn't anyone bought her a TF yet?
Why?


why, we have Jorie, do you think she'd be better then Jorie?
 
2013-01-17 05:02:14 PM
captainkirk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 05:06:55 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: He's nailed my dream girl twice. i'm just trying to romanticize it.


And that is...?
 
2013-01-17 05:12:30 PM
LiLo is a certifiable train wreck but I still feel sorry for her. I don't believe there is enough therapy in the world to help her; she is this generation's Judy Garland.
 
2013-01-17 05:12:46 PM
First sex scene? Have these people forgotten Machete?
 
2013-01-17 05:14:20 PM
I imagine it would be like jerking off in a Manila bakery with a leaky roof during a rainstorm.

Kinda yeasty.
 
2013-01-17 05:16:14 PM

vudukungfu: this is where one of my favorite farkers would post. "to disinfect"


I didn't get their posting til just recently and holy shiat it's just perfect.

DarkPascual: Because nobody made the same jokes about Charlie Sheen?


Or any other celebrity that's basically famous for being a walking train wreck. It's not about gender,it's about someone going down the rabbit hole and never coming back or coming back obviously farked up while being shoved in front of millions of people.
 
2013-01-17 05:23:52 PM

loonatic112358: first ya lay down a good cloud of raid o'er the bed, then you break out the 3 mil plastic sheeting and lay that down, and you don't wanna go cheap her, nah, cause anything less then 3 mil and things can crawl through. next you apply 2 latex condoms to your knob, and saran wrap your testicles after you shave em bald. finally you apply a good can of disinfectant to your nether regions to protect what remaining exposed skin you have.

now as you approach her exposed nether regions you whip out a pump sprayer and make sure to get some ddt down deep in her crevices, finally you cram your double wrapped wrapped self into your shame cave, and hope that you can make the scene before things get itchy.


+1
 
2013-01-17 05:28:07 PM

Kelvron: First sex scene? Have these people forgotten Machete?


That wasn't her, it was a total body double hence the masks or whatever they had on.

I would like to see a real sex scene with Deen and her, that would be much better. He can teach that biatch some manners and humble her up a little bit.
 
2013-01-17 05:32:01 PM
I dont care. I would still hit it.
 
2013-01-17 05:32:02 PM

Kelvron: First sex scene? Have these people forgotten Machete?


Many sources say it was a body double in most of the nude scenes in Machete. Also, Alba's ass was added with CGI.

LINK
 
2013-01-17 05:34:40 PM
Wait, James Deen is doing a film that isn't outright pornography?

That's... actually way more shocking than whatever the fark the article is actually trying to talk about. I mean, that dude's done so much porn that I actually know his stage name offhand when he's not female. That's a lot of damned porn.
 
2013-01-17 05:42:54 PM

Brainsick: Ant: Ah, slut shaming. What fun. Hooray for misogyny!

Except that this is an ACTUAL slut who has shamed herself far more often than any misogynist might, you're right. C'mon, this is a public figure known for promiscuity and drug abuse, we're not talking a girl who likes to have fun and shows up to work on time the next day in the same clothes getting the 'walk of shame' looks.

[www.adventuresinpoortaste.com image 400x298]

Lohan 2010
[topnews.in image 260x194]

Lohan 2013
[veja4.abrilm.com.br image 597x336]
/you'd hit it

I think you did it. Yep she is on her way over, right now. Prepare for sex. Lucky dog, you.
 
2013-01-17 05:45:39 PM

Shazam999: I wonder if it smells like yogurt or bleu cheese.


I'd dip my wang in it, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-01-17 05:46:11 PM

Jim_Callahan: I mean, that dude's done so much porn that I actually know his stage name offhand when he's not female.


What about when he is?
 
2013-01-17 05:51:08 PM

Rent Party: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


I hate you so hard. I love that movie and somehow never connected the dots that the Brain Bug has a vagina for a face.

/IT'S AFRAID!
 
2013-01-17 06:00:22 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-17 06:01:13 PM
There was a time . . .

www.hdfondos.com
 
2013-01-17 06:01:54 PM

Jim_Callahan: Wait, James Deen is doing a film that isn't outright pornography?

That's... actually way more shocking than whatever the fark the article is actually trying to talk about. I mean, that dude's done so much porn that I actually know his stage name offhand when he's not female. That's a lot of damned porn.


The Hedgehog is jealous.

That dude does bang some fine ass.
 
2013-01-17 06:04:20 PM
the director to actually slam her to the ground so she could feel the pain, and then there's this disturbing quote: "She said, 'No, it's fine! I get bruised and hit all the time!'"

Someone likes a little slap and tickle I see. 50 Shades of Lohan anyone?
 
2013-01-17 06:11:58 PM

Ant: Ah, slut shaming. What fun. Hooray for misogyny!


You say that as if it's a bad thing.

Has the whole world gone crazy?
 
2013-01-17 06:19:37 PM
Forward to 2:10 a day in the life of Lindsay.
 
2013-01-17 06:23:37 PM
Sigh, James Deen is a farking legend. I can't believe I'm crushing on a porn star. I also think Peter Dinklage(sp?) is sexy so maybe I have issues...
 
2013-01-17 06:32:55 PM
So meth is a hell of a drug?
 
2013-01-17 06:38:15 PM

kuzo: I'd imagine it looked something like this
i1.kym-cdn.com


no..it should be at LEAST $25....

what a stupid ad
 
2013-01-17 06:54:40 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: t3.gstatic.com


I came here for the sole purpose of posting the melty guy from Robocop.

Glad to see it's taken care of!

*fistbump*
 
2013-01-17 07:19:44 PM
Seriously, is there any one here who isn't completely surprised that's she still alive?
 
2013-01-17 07:40:18 PM

Pincy: Seriously, is there any one here who isn't completely surprised that's she still alive?


Is she 27 yet?
 
2013-01-17 07:47:52 PM

Haliburton Cummings: kuzo: I'd imagine it looked something like this
[i1.kym-cdn.com image 680x313]

no..it should be at LEAST $25....

what a stupid ad


Having sex with a lumberjack in a chicken coop isn't normal...
 
2013-01-17 07:48:26 PM

fusillade762: Haliburton Cummings: kuzo: I'd imagine it looked something like this
[i1.kym-cdn.com image 680x313]

no..it should be at LEAST $25....

what a stupid ad

Having sex with a lumberjack in a chicken coop isn't normal...


Speak for yourself...
 
2013-01-17 07:53:14 PM

Glancing Blow: There was a time . . .

[www.hdfondos.com image 640x960]



There certainly was... however...
 
2013-01-17 07:58:36 PM
I'm pretty sure her snatch reached a point where it was disgusted by her behavior, and jumped off her body to move to Mexico, where it spends the days sunning on the beach and nights as a luchadore known across South America as "El Cocaina Puta Grande", leaving Lohan genderless, like a Barbie doll version of that nasty chick you met on public transportation who smells like an ashtray in a biker bar.
 
2013-01-17 07:59:16 PM
Jesus you guys are cruel...

/herrderr welcometoofarklololol
 
ecl
2013-01-17 08:12:37 PM

Haliburton Cummings: kuzo: I'd imagine it looked something like this
[i1.kym-cdn.com image 680x313]

no..it should be at LEAST $25....

what a stupid ad


Why is she paying that guy to drill her?
 
2013-01-17 08:16:56 PM

namegoeshere: Pincy: Seriously, is there any one here who isn't completely surprised that's she still alive?

Is she 27 yet?


She turns 27 this year.
 
2013-01-17 08:22:25 PM

BizarreMan: namegoeshere: Pincy: Seriously, is there any one here who isn't completely surprised that's she still alive?

Is she 27 yet?

She turns 27 this year.


Early July. My prediction is that either she'll just barely make it, or come close enough that the Club-27 thing gets media hype anyway on account of her having just missed it.
 
2013-01-17 09:17:14 PM

Millennium: BizarreMan: namegoeshere: Pincy: Seriously, is there any one here who isn't completely surprised that's she still alive?

Is she 27 yet?

She turns 27 this year.

Early July. My prediction is that either she'll just barely make it, or come close enough that the Club-27 thing gets media hype anyway on account of her having just missed it.


Lindsay Lohan is a musician now?
 
2013-01-17 09:20:52 PM
thanks subby, I just threw up in my mouth a little
 
2013-01-17 09:24:39 PM

Spanky McStupid: LiLo is a certifiable train wreck but I still feel sorry for her. I don't believe there is enough therapy in the world to help her; she is this generation's Judy Garland.


Living up to your username, I see. Allow me to point out that Garland had actual talent.
 
2013-01-17 09:25:27 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Millennium: BizarreMan: namegoeshere: Pincy: Seriously, is there any one here who isn't completely surprised that's she still alive?

Is she 27 yet?

She turns 27 this year.

Early July. My prediction is that either she'll just barely make it, or come close enough that the Club-27 thing gets media hype anyway on account of her having just missed it.

Lindsay Lohan is a musician now?


Not a good one, but yeah.
 
2013-01-17 09:27:08 PM

Glancing Blow: There was a time . . .

[www.hdfondos.com image 640x960]


If only I had access to Obama's magic time machine...
 
ecl
2013-01-17 09:35:19 PM
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The Ultimate Sandy Butthole.
 
2013-01-17 10:14:36 PM

Haliburton Cummings: kuzo: I'd imagine it looked something like this
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no..it should be at LEAST $25....

what a stupid ad

 DAD! youre crushing my smokes!!!
 
2013-01-17 11:10:51 PM
At a certain point, it's time to back off. We all pretty much have a good idea how this ends for her, and it's not good.
 
2013-01-17 11:18:38 PM

Tat'dGreaser: slayer199: They both denied it when there were rumors about them hooking up...so I'm guessing he hit it.  Since he's filmed thousands of scenes, I'm sure it was pretty boring in comparison to someone like Stoya or Tori Black.

Oh he hit just because he can. It was probably horrible but a good story for later.


I'm willing to bet if he slipped it in.......he didn't even know it.
 
2013-01-17 11:29:10 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [t3.gstatic.com image 486x376]


You owe me a new keyboard.
 
2013-01-17 11:31:23 PM
I bet she was mostly just nervous that her career has finally come to this.

It's a long way down from Parent Trap.
 
2013-01-18 01:12:09 AM

Millennium: BizarreMan: namegoeshere: Pincy: Seriously, is there any one here who isn't completely surprised that's she still alive?

Is she 27 yet?

She turns 27 this year.

Early July. My prediction is that either she'll just barely make it, or come close enough that the Club-27 thing gets media hype anyway on account of her having just missed it.


Another thing she'll get wrong.
 
2013-01-18 07:39:55 AM

MikeSass: Spanky McStupid: LiLo is a certifiable train wreck but I still feel sorry for her. I don't believe there is enough therapy in the world to help her; she is this generation's Judy Garland.

Living up to your username, I see. Allow me to point out that Garland had actual talent.


Fair enough but Garland was still a junkie.
 
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