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(Newser)   "What it's like to film a sex scene with Lindsay Lohan"   (newser.com) divider line 131
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2013-01-17 01:55:26 PM  
Here, I'll give you a hint!

www.czc.hokudai.ac.jp
 
2013-01-17 01:56:01 PM  
On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!
 
2013-01-17 02:00:56 PM  
Eleven words I never EVER wanted to see arranged in that order...
 
2013-01-17 02:06:46 PM  
I imagining it's a lot like frotteurism with a nicotine stained leather couch.
 
2013-01-17 02:11:02 PM  
That was much more polite than saying she smelled like low tide, cigarettes, and Jim Beam and the scene took 17 takes because she kept farting.
 
2013-01-17 02:17:00 PM  
I suspect it's akin to base jumping into a canyon filled with rotting salmon heads and Tareyton butts.
 
2013-01-17 02:31:54 PM  
Just hire a hooker and install a hidden camera. It's basically the same experience.
 
2013-01-17 02:37:27 PM  
Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.
 
2013-01-17 02:37:53 PM  
I wonder if it smells like yogurt or bleu cheese.
 
2013-01-17 02:40:56 PM  
images.buddytv.com

She is gross and I would not enjoy having relations with her.
 
2013-01-17 02:41:24 PM  

Shazam999: I wonder if it smells like yogurt or bleu cheese.


This made me barfy :-(
 
2013-01-17 02:44:01 PM  
Hot!

That thin layer of latex they coat you with before shooting really holds in the heat and moisture.
 
2013-01-17 02:44:14 PM  
heidicullinan.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-17 02:46:43 PM  
So, this other day, I was drunk and was lying on the railroad.

A train came and hit me.

Does that give ma first hand experience?
 
2013-01-17 02:50:18 PM  
Fine. I'll do it...

i31.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-17 02:50:19 PM  

BronyMedic: Here, I'll give you a hint!

[www.czc.hokudai.ac.jp image 400x578]


Oddly enough, I'd also take the same precaution to sleep with any woman from Winnipeg.

/ducks
 
2013-01-17 02:52:07 PM  
Lohan is cast in this movie not for her acting skills, but for the free publicity her trainwreck existence brings. It's a low budget soft skin flick - they need all the help they can get. So her insanity is of value, and therefore not only tolerated but encouraged.

Srsly, would we have even heard of this film if not for her shenanigans?
 
2013-01-17 02:53:48 PM  
Her behavior indicated that she just needed some nose candy to loosen up a bit.
 
2013-01-17 02:55:14 PM  
That dive bar cleaning solution smell. It's like half ammonia and half Jagermeister.
 
2013-01-17 02:57:31 PM  
Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t
 
2013-01-17 02:57:59 PM  

namegoeshere: Lohan is cast in this movie not for her acting skills, but for the free publicity her trainwreck existence brings. It's a low budget soft skin flick - they need all the help they can get. So her insanity is of value, and therefore not only tolerated but encouraged.

Srsly, would we have even heard of this film if not for her shenanigans?


Yup. The director and Bret Easton Ellis - who helped finance the picture with their own money and through Kickstarter - must be hating all this free publicity.
 
2013-01-17 02:58:58 PM  

BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!


Really? Where did you think Justin Beiber, Chad Kroeger and Celine Dion were created?
 
2013-01-17 03:01:12 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


God, that woman is so crazy, she should hook up with my ex. They're perfect for each other. Maybe she could drive him to suicide.
 
2013-01-17 03:02:24 PM  

nursedude: BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!

Really? Where did you think Justin Beiber, Chad Kroeger and Celine Dion were created?


Dont forget Bryan Adams
 
2013-01-17 03:03:36 PM  
My guess is it would be like changing a flat tire on the side of a busy highway. Sort of a nerve wracking experience, trying to be quick but careful and end up covered in grease that takes a boiling hot 40 minute shower to even begin the cleaning process.
 
2013-01-17 03:04:23 PM  

nursedude: BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!

Really? Where did you think Justin Beiber, Chad Kroeger and Celine Dion were created?


www.freecdtracts.com
 
2013-01-17 03:04:46 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Read this article, it's fascinating.  A reporter was there before and during filming.  Amazing.


"Well, I've got a lot of experience with that from my dad."--There's where my cringe turned into a near vomit. Wow.
 
2013-01-17 03:06:03 PM  

Shazam999: I wonder if it smells like yogurt or bleu cheese.


I keep those in my fridge right next to the kimchi.
 
2013-01-17 03:11:26 PM  
For someone who's posed in Playboy, Lindsay Lohan was surprisingly uncomfortable filming a four-way sex scene for The Canyons

Of course, because posing nude and having group sex are the same thing. They both involve things that Puritans would never do, therefore one equals the other, right?
 
2013-01-17 03:12:01 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-17 03:15:05 PM  
anongallery.org
 
2013-01-17 03:17:27 PM  

BronyMedic: On another note, I never knew the Canadians had a BSL-4 Lab until I found that picture. Neat-o!


Yup it's in an area no one gives a rat's ass about so if anything gets out it's not a problem. Only about a 10-20 min drive from my house.
 
2013-01-17 03:21:34 PM  
The gal on the left is older. Kids, don't do drugs.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-17 03:22:50 PM  
Do not GIS cold fish with safe search off while at work.
 
2013-01-17 03:27:16 PM  
Normally I would say I would do her, but it's starting to sound like she likes it rough and I don't do rough. Also I am beginning to suspect she has a few issues. I am not making judgments, but the charts don't lie...

cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2013-01-17 03:28:05 PM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
slathers Vaseline on lens*
Light is not your friend.
 
2013-01-17 03:28:40 PM  

Eats Kittens: BSL-4 Lab


I don't envy you in Winterpeg at this time of year.
 
2013-01-17 03:29:24 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-17 03:32:40 PM  
underscoopfire.com
 
2013-01-17 03:34:32 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I suspect it's akin to base jumping into a canyon filled with rotting salmon heads and Tareyton butts.


new keyboard, etc.
 
2013-01-17 03:36:10 PM  
Rule 1: Stop when it begins to burn.
 
2013-01-17 03:37:14 PM  
Is it like directly cut-and-pasting a headline, and using lots of caps?
 
2013-01-17 03:42:47 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, James Deen is in this? I'll bet money he hit that sh*t


They both denied it when there were rumors about them hooking up...so I'm guessing he hit it.  Since he's filmed thousands of scenes, I'm sure it was pretty boring in comparison to someone like Stoya or Tori Black.
 
2013-01-17 03:44:08 PM  

slayer199: They both denied it when there were rumors about them hooking up...so I'm guessing he hit it.  Since he's filmed thousands of scenes, I'm sure it was pretty boring in comparison to someone like Stoya or Tori Black.


Oh he hit just because he can. It was probably horrible but a good story for later.
 
2013-01-17 03:44:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The gal on the left is older. Kids, don't do drugs.

[i.imgur.com image 639x399]


your other left?
 
Ant
2013-01-17 03:45:35 PM  
Ah, slut shaming. What fun. Hooray for misogyny!
 
2013-01-17 03:46:14 PM  
My guess is it would be like licking an ashtray and inserting my dick into a sewer clean-out. Except I wouldn't catch as many diseases from a sewer clean-out.

/ Gotta jump on the 'Lindsay, just do porn already' bandwagon.
 
2013-01-17 03:46:18 PM  
I'd imagine it looked something like this
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-17 03:46:58 PM  
Julia Roberts never did a topless scene.
 
2013-01-17 03:47:07 PM  
Who would want to fark her? The stench of her coochie isn't as strong as the stench of her failure.
 
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