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(Chron)   Egypt's Morsi: So when I said we need to teach our children to hate Jews and called them "bloodsuckers" and "pigs" I meant METAPHORICAL Jews, not ya know , ACTUAL Jewish-type Jews   (chron.com) divider line 95
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2013-01-17 11:20:53 AM  
www.thematinee.ca

"Its obviously metaphorical.  It could apply to all sorts of non-muslims."
 
2013-01-17 11:33:38 AM  
The only silver lining I see here is that the neocons have stopped bragging about how invading Iraq led to a magical Arab Spring filled with democracy and unicorns.
 
2013-01-17 11:34:06 AM  
Big mouth strikes again.
 
2013-01-17 11:35:12 AM  
His beliefs are still evolving and emerging and developing and you know...
 
2013-01-17 11:35:14 AM  

hugram: Big mouth strikes again.


Jew friend in a coma, I know, I know, it's serious.
 
2013-01-17 11:35:34 AM  
Hey Morsi, sounds like jewish to take back your comments.
 
2013-01-17 11:37:17 AM  
Obama was quick to respond...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 11:37:55 AM  
www.mtv.com
 
2013-01-17 11:39:07 AM  
Egypt's Morsi tries to defuse flap over Jews slur

I read that as fap.
 
2013-01-17 11:40:23 AM  
He was looking for some Jews, and then he found some Jews, and heaven knows he's miserable now.
 
2013-01-17 11:41:29 AM  
You thought I said Jews? No, not Jews! Juice!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-17 11:41:33 AM  
"I'm a Scorpian, what did you expect?"
 
2013-01-17 11:42:34 AM  

hugram: Big mouth strikes again.


And we are done!
 
2013-01-17 11:43:01 AM  
What I have trouble with, how can a man be so devoid of any sense of class?
 
2013-01-17 11:44:23 AM  
In the end, I'll bet the media finds a way to this...

www.nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-01-17 11:45:35 AM  
More settlements will bring peace.
 
2013-01-17 11:45:51 AM  

PunGent: The only silver lining I see here is that the neocons have stopped bragging about how invading Iraq led to a magical Arab Spring filled with democracy and unicorns.


Ummm. It is liberal claims of Obama's new mideast policy that brought about the arab spring...

Now that things look bad again it is Bush's fault?
 
2013-01-17 11:46:15 AM  
that's so ghey/retarded.

we do it too, but i'm betting he meant Jew-Jews.

/not the candy.
 
2013-01-17 11:47:48 AM  
Wait until he finds out that some girls are bigger than others.
 
2013-01-17 11:48:48 AM  
So it's like when Chris Rock uses the N-word?

Sorry, I think I could really use a flowchart to parse this crap.
 
2013-01-17 11:49:53 AM  
But Hillary and Obama love the Muslim Brotherhood

Surely it is a force for good, just like the Obama/Clinton axis of satanic ritual magic
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-17 11:51:20 AM  
So, kind of like blah people?
 
2013-01-17 11:53:12 AM  
I would have gone with:

In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

/ except sub in Jews for El Guapo
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-17 11:53:44 AM  

Valiente: So it's like when Chris Rock uses the N-word?

Sorry, I think I could really use a flowchart to parse this crap.


He sounds awfully anti-semitic for a Semite.
 
2013-01-17 11:55:06 AM  

MyRandomName: PunGent: The only silver lining I see here is that the neocons have stopped bragging about how invading Iraq led to a magical Arab Spring filled with democracy and unicorns.

Ummm. It is liberal claims of Obama's new mideast policy that brought about the arab spring...

Now that things look bad again it is Bush's fault?


The counter claim is that Bush inspired their freedom gland by invading Iraq. Just like how he's the one that got bin Laden, Obama was just following his lead.
 
2013-01-17 11:59:09 AM  
That kind of rhetoric should be reserved for people from the deep south.
 
2013-01-17 12:00:47 PM  

Solid State Vittles: hugram: Big mouth strikes again.

Jew friend in a coma, I know, I know, it's serious.


(we are not worthy.gif)

I larfed
 
2013-01-17 12:01:42 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: MyRandomName: PunGent: The only silver lining I see here is that the neocons have stopped bragging about how invading Iraq led to a magical Arab Spring filled with democracy and unicorns.

Ummm. It is liberal claims of Obama's new mideast policy that brought about the arab spring...

Now that things look bad again it is Bush's fault?

The counter claim is that Bush inspired their freedom gland by invading Iraq. Just like how he's the one that got bin Laden, Obama was just following his lead.


That and using the infrastructure Bush built up over his 8 years after Clinton dismantled. And you shoul know by now it wasnt Obama who killed him... guns killed him.
 
2013-01-17 12:04:59 PM  
Having had to travel the middle east for a few years I'm very happy that my last name is a common american one. Versus my mothers Jewish last name and my dad's mothers Jewish last name. I wouldn't want to be wandering around Egypt as Xynix Zimmerman.
 
2013-01-17 12:05:08 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Egypt's Morsi tries to defuse flap over Jews slur

I read that as fap.


Me too...

/how's the gutter down your end?
 
2013-01-17 12:06:16 PM  
Judaism vs Christianity vs Islam.

The age-old battle of the gods.

May the best Godwin.
 
2013-01-17 12:06:28 PM  

FatherChaos: You thought I said Jews? No, not Jews! Juice!


Hipster Hitler?

/brilliant!
 
2013-01-17 12:07:40 PM  
How nice that Dear leader is creating clones of Iran all over the Middle East. Happy Days, and Allah Akbar!
 
2013-01-17 12:09:38 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

RIP MORRISEEEE
 
2013-01-17 12:10:12 PM  
Valiente:
"So it's like when Chris Rock uses the N-word?"

No, it's more like when eminem uses gay as a general insult, but not towards actual gays...
 
2013-01-17 12:13:36 PM  
As a metaphorical Jew, I am insulted.
 
2013-01-17 12:18:42 PM  

david_gaithersburg: How nice that Dear leader is creating clones of Iran all over the Middle East. Happy Days, and Allah Akbar!


How nice that you think that the US is "creating" anything  in Egypt.  Democracy's a messy business and it means that sometimes "the people" elect someone we'd prefer they didn't, but that doesn't give the US the right to overturn their decision and install a puppet dictator instead.  Things inevitably end...badly..when we do.  We wouldn;t be pissing ourselves about Iran having nuclear technology if we'd remembered that lesson 60 years ago.
 
2013-01-17 12:19:04 PM  

Joe Blowme: HotWingConspiracy: MyRandomName: PunGent: The only silver lining I see here is that the neocons have stopped bragging about how invading Iraq led to a magical Arab Spring filled with democracy and unicorns.

Ummm. It is liberal claims of Obama's new mideast policy that brought about the arab spring...

Now that things look bad again it is Bush's fault?

The counter claim is that Bush inspired their freedom gland by invading Iraq. Just like how he's the one that got bin Laden, Obama was just following his lead.

That and using the infrastructure Bush built up over his 8 years after Clinton dismantled. And you shoul know by now it wasnt Obama who killed him... guns killed him.


If by "built up" you mean "closed"

/CIA bin Laden office
//"I'm really not that concerned about him"
///Tora Bora
 
2013-01-17 12:21:18 PM  
Yesterday's Fark Politics Headline:
Embattled GOP finally finds international support for its extreme views on women's issues. Difficulty: From a muslim judge in Indonesia

Seems like today's headline should have written itself:

Embattled OBAMA finds international support for his extreme views on Jewish issues. Difficulty: From Egypt's Islamist president

yeah, I know, it's different when we do it
 
2013-01-17 12:26:12 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Joe Blowme: HotWingConspiracy: MyRandomName: PunGent: The only silver lining I see here is that the neocons have stopped bragging about how invading Iraq led to a magical Arab Spring filled with democracy and unicorns.

Ummm. It is liberal claims of Obama's new mideast policy that brought about the arab spring...

Now that things look bad again it is Bush's fault?

The counter claim is that Bush inspired their freedom gland by invading Iraq. Just like how he's the one that got bin Laden, Obama was just following his lead.

That and using the infrastructure Bush built up over his 8 years after Clinton dismantled. And you shoul know by now it wasnt Obama who killed him... guns killed him.

If by "built up" you mean "closed"

/CIA bin Laden office
//"I'm really not that concerned about him"
///Tora Bora


I was unaware he closed the millitary, my bad.
 
2013-01-17 12:30:08 PM  

Amos Quito: Judaism vs Christianity vs Islam.

The age-old battle of the gods.

May the best Godwin.


Funny,

Only Judaism does not try to convert people, nor does it have a problem with people believing in the other two, as long as they leave Jews alone.
 
2013-01-17 12:31:06 PM  
This always happens when members of organizations like the Muslim Brotherhood actually come into power. Suddenly, they have real responsibilities, and they can't be quite so crazy anymore. Thus, they start backpedaling.

It's probably for the best.
 
2013-01-17 12:32:45 PM  
So Mohammed Morsi of the islamic brother hood fark liberals supported are anti semites like the fark liberals that support them. .... where's the "news" here?
 
2013-01-17 12:35:18 PM  

tom baker's scarf: that's so ghey/retarded.

we do it too, but i'm betting he meant Jew-Jews.

/not the candy.


You said Jews twice....
 
2013-01-17 12:36:26 PM  

cs30109: This always happens when members of organizations like the Muslim Brotherhood actually come into power. Suddenly, they have real responsibilities, and they can't be quite so crazy anymore. Thus, they start backpedaling.

It's probably for the best.



The problem is they backpedal in english, and forwardpedal in arabic
 
2013-01-17 12:47:03 PM  

myspamhere: cs30109: This always happens when members of organizations like the Muslim Brotherhood actually come into power. Suddenly, they have real responsibilities, and they can't be quite so crazy anymore. Thus, they start backpedaling.

It's probably for the best.


The problem is they backpedal in english, and forwardpedal in arabic


I don't know why they would give shiat one about what Americans think. Unless we are still sending money there. WE aren't sending money to these asshats are we?
 
2013-01-17 12:49:41 PM  

OnlyM3: So Mohammed Morsi of the islamic brother hood fark liberals supported are anti semites like the fark liberals that support them. .... where's the "news" here?


The news is that your thoughts are incomprehensible to anyone but yourself.
 
2013-01-17 12:52:19 PM  

studs up: myspamhere: cs30109: This always happens when members of organizations like the Muslim Brotherhood actually come into power. Suddenly, they have real responsibilities, and they can't be quite so crazy anymore. Thus, they start backpedaling.

It's probably for the best.


The problem is they backpedal in english, and forwardpedal in arabic

I don't know why they would give shiat one about what Americans think. Unless we are still sending money there. WE aren't sending money to these asshats are we?


Cash AND millitary hardware, but we have a tax problem not spending problem
 
2013-01-17 12:56:55 PM  

Joe Blowme: studs up: myspamhere: cs30109: This always happens when members of organizations like the Muslim Brotherhood actually come into power. Suddenly, they have real responsibilities, and they can't be quite so crazy anymore. Thus, they start backpedaling.

It's probably for the best.


The problem is they backpedal in english, and forwardpedal in arabic

I don't know why they would give shiat one about what Americans think. Unless we are still sending money there. WE aren't sending money to these asshats are we?

Cash AND millitary hardware, but we have a tax problem not spending problem


That seems...odd. Are we worried about Egypt's national defense? Who is invading Egypt? You have to be wrong about this. It makes no sense for our foriegn policy.
/yes I am softball troll
 
2013-01-17 12:56:59 PM  

studs up: myspamhere: cs30109: This always happens when members of organizations like the Muslim Brotherhood actually come into power. Suddenly, they have real responsibilities, and they can't be quite so crazy anymore. Thus, they start backpedaling.

It's probably for the best.


The problem is they backpedal in english, and forwardpedal in arabic

I don't know why they would give shiat one about what Americans think. Unless we are still sending money there. WE aren't sending money to these asshats are we?


Yes, we send Egypt a lot of money but one important note is that we then force them to spend most of if with US based defense contractors. So not only money but we are arming them with the funds.
 
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