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(TMZ)   Son of Barney the Dinosaur creator arrested for attempted murder. Can you blame him?   (tmz.com ) divider line
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11457 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2013 at 12:36 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-17 12:04:50 PM  
9 votes:
I shoot you
The police arrest me
Your honor, my plea is "not guilty"
Bail is refused and I'm sent back to my cell
County lockup is really hell
2013-01-17 02:42:17 PM  
8 votes:
i21.photobucket.com
2013-01-17 11:58:20 AM  
6 votes:
♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫
2013-01-17 11:55:33 AM  
6 votes:
Hello again to all my friends
I'm glad you came to play
Our fun and learning never ends
Till I blow your ass away...
2013-01-17 11:16:26 AM  
6 votes:
27-year-old Patrick Leach -- son of Barney creator Sheryl Leach -- was arrested in Agoura Hills, CA for allegedly shooting a man in the chest on January 9 ... this according to TheAcorn.com.

Well I think it's glaringly obvious that it's another event staged by Obama to take our guns.
2013-01-17 12:59:13 PM  
3 votes:
i hate you
you hate me
lets all go and kill barney
with a great big punch and a bullet in the head
sorry children barney's dead

I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
With a knife to his back
And a bullet to the head
Don't tell the kids that Barney's dead!

I love you.
You love me.
Barney gave me HIV.
So I kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head!
Now that purple Bastards dead.
2013-01-17 12:45:14 PM  
3 votes:
I love you
You love me
I am horny as can be
you bring the food
and I bring the booze
let's play Nintendo in the nude.
2013-01-17 01:31:36 PM  
2 votes:

kombat_unit: Diogenes: 27-year-old Patrick Leach -- son of Barney creator Sheryl Leach -- was arrested in Agoura Hills, CA for allegedly shooting a man in the chest on January 9 ... this according to TheAcorn.com.

Well I think it's glaringly obvious that it's another event staged by Obama to take our guns.

Not one bite. Sad troll is sad.


People are getting killed by drugs and guns in Agoura every year. We should ban Agoura.
/just tryin to help
2013-01-17 01:09:18 PM  
2 votes:

Matthew Keene: Soulcatcher: The next day I told my kids it wasn't on TV anymore.

They'll remember the lie in the distant future, when they unplug you at the rest home.


I'll take that bet. I tried to watch today some of the shows my parents let me watch back then and I wonder how they managed to be on the same planet as that television without bursting into locusts and murder.
2013-01-17 01:07:19 PM  
2 votes:

Soulcatcher: The next day I told my kids it wasn't on TV anymore.


They'll remember the lie in the distant future, when they unplug you at the rest home.
2013-01-17 12:52:01 PM  
2 votes:
www.aquariumdrunkard.com

For us Geezers . . .
2013-01-17 12:51:09 PM  
2 votes:
wanna choke my purple dinosaur and watch it puke?
2013-01-17 12:40:24 PM  
2 votes:
Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?
2013-01-17 11:59:40 AM  
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Hello again to all my friends
I'm glad you came to play
Our fun and learning never ends
Till I blow your ass away...


MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫


Golly guys...you're reminding me of my own childhood.
2013-01-17 06:28:36 PM  
1 vote:
I hate you.
You hate me.
What a dysfunctional fam-i-ly.
With a shotgun blast Barney hits the floor.
No more purple dinosaur.
2013-01-17 03:36:03 PM  
1 vote:
She's standing by her man.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-17 01:43:23 PM  
1 vote:

studs up: Rufus Lee King: Look, I don't run this place or anything, so I'm just begging with all possible humility, pals and gals: Please, please, please don't turn this into yet another "gun thread".

request.....denied
/does not place either


run the place, run the place, dammit.
Sorry about that confusing statement
2013-01-17 01:13:15 PM  
1 vote:
i2.listal.com
2013-01-17 01:01:40 PM  
1 vote:
Barney the Purple Pedophile

www.funnypicturesofpeople.net
2013-01-17 12:59:25 PM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: Violence everywhere...

[www.70slivekidvid.com image 320x240]


HR Pufnstuf, blowing on Jimmy's flute. Wait that didn't come out right.
2013-01-17 12:54:53 PM  
1 vote:

No Time To Explain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  With a 12 gauge shotgun, Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur ♫

But is the dinosaur delicious?


Taste like grapes . . .
2013-01-17 12:52:02 PM  
1 vote:
rocinante721

LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA, ELMOOOOOOOO'S WOOOOOOOORLD!

/you're welcome
 
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